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No heterosexual man on Earth reacts with that level of extreme fury to mild sexual ribbing in an IRC chat. I hope Ebon is out there living his best life with some Mormon twink 

I have stolen enough points from dead users recently to have some gambling dosh to throw around. A thousand pointless points on Ebon's triumphant return!

I'll take that bet 

Well apparently points are coming my way. 

Depending on the worst/best(?) case scenario. In regards to my CYS retirement fund at least. 

You forgot to mention how a gay dude gave him a rose once, he took it and burned it or something because he was so disgusted by the thought of being a big HOMO.

EDIT: Nevermind, I see it was mentioned later.

Well, it's important enough to mention again anyway.

@EbonVasilis please, I could lose so many pointless points for believing in you.

Well it appears that Ebon did not return.

Meh, he was dead as soon as he said he was leaving the site to perform the missionary position in Africa.

Something like that anyway.

Anyway he's been dead a long time.

Still 21 days, as Ogre pointed out.

It looks like I'll be ninety-three points richer soon. 

This isn't going to be healthy for the tentative CYS points economy.

That's an interesting suggestion, but I'm a professional so I would never do that. 

My fingers are still crossed for a last minute return.

Still good if I do say so myself. 

I can hardly imagine a more detestable state of being than "lower status than wibn". Confound him!

@EbonVasilis

I CALL UPON THE POWERS OF CHAKKR AND THE FIELDS OF ETERNITY
WITH THE BLOOD OF AN ELDER GOBLIN I CALL THEE BACK FROM THE VOID



BY THIS SUMMONING CIRCLE, YOU MUST RETURN!

He's getting wrecked by R.M. life. You're summoning is just going to delay his return.

Alright I'm sick of people even talking about Ebon. Have been for awhile.

He's dead and I already transferred what remains of his soul from his rotting corpse to Thara. Even if he comes back, he took too fucking long and has to start all over again.

F.

Rest in Prego, Ebons. 

I'm holding out until november.

FUCK

I went just a line too high when I reached into the celestial phonebook. Back to the void with you, you curr! Bring back the guy who wins me money!

I guess I'm a little too late, huh? 

Appreciate the thread @mizal

You're just in time for me to collect my money. It was literally the last possible day.

Too bad it didn't save yours.

A shame. You are quite welcome though, and consider it a happy coincidence of fate that today I realized this thread existed. 

Didn't you bet that he would return by the start of fall? It's been fall for 5 days already.

Basically, I felt I had some unfinished business here. I just want to write one last story game haha. Will probably take me forever to accomplish, but that's why I am here. 

Well Steve's dead and Wibbons has become a Gollum like creature that just lurks only occasionally popping up to mention his precious anime. All your enemies are all gone.

Unless you mean unfinished business where you FAILED to turn in a story for one of the contests I ran when you were last here.

Mostly referring the the latter. I'd prefer to not have shame following me around til the end of time. 

Steve was always the type to die early, but I am surprised Wibbons didn't just take advantage of the lack of competition there was and try and really put himself on top. Oh well for them there. 

Edit: Is there a spark notes version to the last two years or so of the site?

All important CYStian history has been recorded in the pinned threads at the top of the Lounge.

I don't even think Ebon read Rogues, think he left either just before or after it was published.

Yeah, I did end up reading it. I think I was missing a few endings, but I got through most of it. The new one you have is the Pure, the Bile and the Deadly, right?

Oops. I hate auto correct. Meant to say Vile. 

Well, I became a sorceror, apparently.

Steve logged in yesterday. 

Wibn has debased himself to the point where he has lost what little esteem he had 

In short, really really good. It served as a great time to grow up a bit and think about more than myself. 

Very late. Now you're pointless, without points. '

However, thanks to what one can deem as unworthy nepotism, I currently have the power to make you not so pointless and broke. Well, you're lucky that with me being an on and off admin, I haven’t currently removed my powers at the time of this post due to my on-and-off feeling of inadequacy. 

But being unhappy would be an insult to EndMaster, which would imply he made a mistake and lapse of judgement. Which is impossible.

But enough about me, I can go on about myself for hours. Here's something to get you back on your feet. You have nice stories, so I think you at least deserve a nice title like Wordsmith or something.

Now you don't have to do back-alley rim-jobs favors for points. 

Great return. 

Many thanks Thara! I knew I made the right choice in leaving you what remained of my soul. Anyhow, I'll make use of this stipend and get to work on a storygame to redeem my name further. And instead of producing a half-baked one like the last time you loaned me some points, this one will be good. 

Well this sounds like it has an ulterior motive. 

My answer is no. I would rather not. 

Wizzy can't speak for themself? 

I think a well-lit pair of ears are a great addition to anyone's face. The well-part is key. Otherwise someone might end up looking like Sveld filth. 

Welcome back Ebon! I am definitely not the Wizzy that Cricket was talking about and you definitely don't remember me. Enjoy writing/reading/whatever and good day!