So I've just been accepted to be a poll worker for my county's 2025 general election. It pays alright (yes surprisingly it's not a volunteer thing) but at the same time, I'm kinda nervous. Has anyone here ever helped been on the operational end of an election before? What should I expect?
Free money to sit around and do nothing? Sounds good to me.
Did someone nuke my profile or wtf is going on, why am I a penguin again?
Oops.
Well that's not very nice. I didn't even do anything to you.
That's what they all say.
I think they're accepting new members if you want to add this to your profile.
Being a bipolar bitch desperate for daddy's affection must be a terrible way to live a life. I just hope whatever old man you pay to roleplay as End while he fucks your disgusting hole has AIDS.
To be fair to him, the car must have been bumpy to his brain.
I didn't know chimps could type nowadays. Go pick your nose or ass or whatever rather than simping for her. She's into old men, not filthy animals.
Okay, you both have your commendations. Now go home! We're all out.
Since you said please.
Turkish? Um, sweetie, I think you'll find that's extremely problematic. Cel might have been Assigned Kebab at Birth but his preferred slurs are Honkey/Cracker.
It was on cooldown like a video game ability.
JJJ was right.
When he next signs in, I'm sure he'll appreciate that.
I sure hope they don't have AIDS!
The End Master envy is strong with this one. "What the fuck! I can't even get my femoid relatives to put out! How does he do it...." -Celicini
Cel, would you consider yourself a feminist?
Absolutely. I have always claimed that women do not belong in the kitchen.
This is because cooking is too important a task to be entrusted to women.
Go have a breakdown or something again, it's more productive. They're not letting you hit, white knight .
Are you jealous you weren't the one to receive such a picture?
I do love it whenever people ask this because it just goes so perfectly with the confused penguin
Lol, fag.
I dunno, just felt fitting to call Ben a faggot in this chaos.
Ben just invites it.
"Holy shit! What's going on guys, this isn't a good look!" - JJJ probably
"Something, something, google." -JJJ presumably.
"Commendations are lame."
This entire comment section is just slurs, accusations, bigotry, and a non-involved party egging everyone one for the lulz.
I'm so happy to see CYS embracing the spirit of American politics!