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In 2026 he died of starvation, alone in the woods without the capability to fend for himself. (Before he died, the women all ridiculed him.)

I'm confused. Why are you saying this? Chris isn't banned or anything; in fact, he's active right now.

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I feel like this all the time now- want to post but can't post too much and nothing I think they won't care about. :/

Yeah. In certain edge cases, there are PMs, but those cases rarely happen.

PMs aren't dead or something.

They aren't; it's just rare to see people use them for casual conversations, despite that being what they are made for

That would be nice, but not many people my age here and those that are are a bit... boring, to talk to. And then most of the others seem more fond of ripping each other apart than talking. :/

Lol, that is true. More and more children are becoming brainless ipad babies. And the culture here does mainly consist of (kindly) ripping each other apart.

Fine, take your gravestone and begone

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| RIP CHRIS   |
|  2014-2026 |
|   "I died"     |
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I just thought it was really sad!

It's a shame he couldn't be paddled to safety.

Haha!

D:

...What happened?

He jumped 100 feet off a burning battlement into a crocodile infested moat in front of 2000 sharp shooters.

Then died of dysentery.

RIP

Oh. He must be quiet resilient to survive long enough to die to dysentery, lol. I thought a 100 foot drop alone would be harder to survive, but what do I know.

Ah, yes, the Oregon Trail can be hard on people. He's just lucky not to have been jumped by bandits.

XD

He was found naked and dead, with a smile in his face, a pen and 1000 pages of erased text.

Ahhh, so that's what happened to his contest entry. Got it.

I don't. It's from a song. Poet and the Pendelum, by Tuomas Holopainen.

I thought it was a joke?

Huh, interesting.

He was going through a rough phase, suicidal ideation and all that, and in the end decided to commit suicide in a song rather than real life. It is an impressive song if you are ready for it. Very vividly illustrates the phases of depression. There is quite a lot going on his songs though, they take time to fully appreciate.

RIP Chris, I'll pour one out to my Batman homie.

This is true I was there

LLC 🕊, you will be missed (I think)! 

Lessons to be learned:

1) When traveling, always pack your testicles. (Or bring someone else's.)
2) Learn which way is north.
3) You are not as good at French as you think you are, and either way the wildlife is not impressed.
4) Remember in a rough spot, you can always drink your own pee.

I know how to tell east and west from the sun, but how do you find north? I believe there's a north star or something like that but I don't know what it looks like. And I thought you said he died of starvation, not dehydration.

Drinking your own pee dehydrates you hence why he died.

As one quote goes "Those who drink their own pee, don't know what they're doing."

I think that's a Native American saying.

But in the short term, it would've helped, and a more hydrated Chrus would've had the strength to fend off the snapping turtle riding a crocodile riding a dire cave bear riding a tiny unicycle that stole his last can of Spam, thus condemning him to his fate.

Just like the one-eyed Gypsy woman said.