fresh_out_the_oven, The Wordsmith

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3/22/2023 2:19 PM

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31 wins / 15 losses





Hello! It's me, fresh. I'm a creator of cartoon comics, writer of light-toned and comical stories, frequent forum poster, and maker of 5,000 clicky links. They're so fun. So fun.

Once upon a time, I managed to publish a decent storygame... it's been unpublished by me since then; had to take it down for repair. However, you can still go check it out if you have a few minutes to waste. It probably isn't the worst thing you'll come across on this site, but most definitely not the best. If you're looking for the best story, click this link here. Or, if you have no love for life and wish to read a 2.6k-word depressing tale, this link is for you.

I've read and rated every fanfiction storygame except Finali Incantatum, on to the next genre.

“When something goes wrong in life, just yell 'Plot twist!' and keep going.”

Shoutout to TypewriterCat for the awesome pfp





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finish rewriting old contest entry
complete TypewriterCat's duel with some dignity (round one completed!)
make Ace's comic about procrastination
finish reading and rating the Grimdark stories
earn back my 200 points (10/200)



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Gay and DepressedER!!!

Your lesbian little sister died horribly because her gay crush fucked her over, but that’s not stopping you from taking up the rainbow flag in her honor.

Welcome to another addition to the iconic Gay and Depressed series (shoutout to queenlatifa04 for the amazing original!!). Speaking of the original, read that masterpiece by clicking this link here.

I would also like to point out that some of the more strange aspects of this tale (such as the names of the pages, tone of the story, and several of the endings) are designed as they are to keep the same style as the original.

For EndMaster’s Prompt Contest 2

The Gods are Angered

Your city has been living in utter denial of the existence of the gods of yore, and they are angry.
All of them.

As the chosen representative for your hometown, (chosen by the gods, of course) you must complete twelve labors mostly based off of stories from mythology or religious books.

Despite all the religion and spiritual lessons, not every path in this is family friendly. In fact, unless you immediately (or pretty near immediately) die, you'll be subjected to some kind of suggestive talk and most definitely some cussing - some of which could be offensive, so if that's not your thing, don't say I didn't warn you.

For EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Recent Posts

The Pit of Eternal SHAME on 3/22/2023 10:33:37 AM

No of course not why would you say that

Dead Woman’s Child: a prologue for maybe a on 3/20/2023 4:01:17 PM

Bumping this thread made by an account I'd actually forgotten I had just to point out to you that I did in fact write Gay and Depressed 2.

As the prophecy foretold.

Sheesh, and this was the less cringey of my previous two accounts

Sentinel's ULTIMATE ANIMAL ABUSE COMPENDIUM on 3/20/2023 1:01:05 PM

I've done it.

Prompt Contest 2 Results (Such as they are) on 3/20/2023 8:57:34 AM

I would like to formally apologize to literally everyone my story beat. This was not the plan.

Can't say I'm upset though, beyond stealing other people's rightful placings lol

Prompt Contest 2 Results (Such as they are) on 3/19/2023 11:18:13 PM


EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/12/2023 10:50:31 PM

I see the extension, but I'm rather busy for the next couple of days and have lost any love for this story.

I may not be able to have computer access again by the fifteenth, so submitting now just to avoid SHAME.

So here it is.

EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/12/2023 10:47:47 PM


Good job though.

EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/8/2023 5:24:49 PM

How the fuck did I miss the fact that the deadline was extended again?

Thank you for pointing that out for me

EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/8/2023 5:06:42 PM

Good, good

EndMaster's Prompt Contest 2 on 3/8/2023 4:48:31 PM

Do I though?

3k is the minimum, right? Let's hope End didn't expect better things from me