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Inb4 WW3.

So, what do you all think about this? I believe it's just going to be something that happened and will be forgotten in a few days, but hey, that's what they said about Archduke Franz Ferdinand and look what happened there.

This is why we can't have nice things.

God help us all.

Am I supposed to feel bad for this guy? Lol

I mean, have you seen the footage? I feel sorry for that diplomat, and I agree that he works for assholes. That shit would've been an MLG clip if it wasn't an actual death happening. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if him getting shot and the guy just Allahuing like "WOO! YEAH!"  becomes a legitimate "Pwnt"-style meme at 4chan, like 9/11 did. Fucking embarrassing, dude. I wouldn't wish a death that humiliating on my worst enemy. Unless that enemy was Hitler, but then I'd at least want him to say something more original than Allahu Ackbar.

Putin won't let one little ambassador get in the way of the homoerotic relations he desires with Turkey.

Well... At least the nukes won't be pointed at us this time.

literally swift already made this thread yesterday.

Swift needs to use a more straightforward thread naming system.

I mean I guess...

But the fcking memes man.

https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk

Well, might as well delete Swift's thread since Chris is getting all the attention. Once again a white guy swoops in and takes shit away from a minority.

Holy shit I didn't even know Swift made a thread.

@SwiftStyker SUCK IT

But what if I already Ryde(r) it?

Not sure if emulating the authorities in your area is the best way to express discontent.

My condolences to the family and friends of Andrey G. Karlov.

He kept yelling 'God is great!', but he's obviously going to hell. He won't be going anywhere near heaven. Unless his god is Satan, in which case i congratulate him on making his dream of meeting his god a reality.

Lol. Yeah. I'm sure he made his patron god happy.

There is no God. Also, if there is, Karlov is roasting right in the coals. Russia's been bombing the shit out of civilian population centers, which is why this asshole got publically murked. Of course, they're brown and don't have cameras pointed at them, so they don't get any recognition. 

No, pretty sure he's going straight to heaven if his God is Allah. Is it even debatable what religion he had? I'll eat my hat if he's not Muslim.

Have fun with your virgins, gunman.

Best meme of this yet IMO.

Sort of wish we had an active Russian CYS member on the forums.

Unless of course one of you is a sleeper agent.

WizzyCat is russian. Aaaand, he lives in the U.S.

Meh, I was talking more about a real Russian that's pro-Putin, justifies everything Russia does and goes on about how great his country is and how the west will be eventually be crushed under the Neo-Soviet regime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Could still be a sleeper agent, though.

I'm more a old Russian type of guy.

#Stalinismydaddy

@Malkalack Bring in your drunk uncle Sergei.

Sergei and I haven't talked since he bad-tickled me  at Thanksgiving. 

Totally. Let's go find that guy, comrades!

*starts sweating nervously*

What is this crime to Motherland!? Forget God, Putin is best.

You're here! :D

Lol. Is that your new motto?

What you mean? Russia is always best.

Oh, and unknown to you guys, I only recently started taking Russian classes (yes, that's a thing) after school. It's pretty worthless but it takes up my already too much spare time.

While you guys build bunkers for WWIII, I'm just going to find a baleen whale and live its stomach. Don't tell me it's impossible because it's totally possible if you believe in yourself.

Are you telling me i made a bad investment?

Yeah, you should've bought a whale

Nah. I don't want to be the next Jonah. You can take that role.

Daud?

The whole Russian "thing" is overblown. Many of you may not recall the Cold War or Reagan's policies, but the anti-Russian propaganda is just that, propaganda. Yes, he is a dictator in many ways, but he's Russian. The citizens like it for the most part, possibly because of foreign policy overshadowing the economy, but Russians are a stalwart people. That's why no army has ever taken them. Never. Brutal winters, huge stretch of land, difficult.

Now that we have Trump as President, I'm actually hoping to see an alliance where we can crush all other nations under our boots. Maybe drones spying on everyone and sending nanobots to manipulate emotions. Kidding. Hopefully, ideologies, religions, free market policies, will be subsumed by a lasting peace due to two powerful nations threatening a nuclear or technological apocalypse.

When it comes down to it, we're all stuck on a tiny planet with 25% landmass, and need to team up and get the hell out, not war over this little petri dish of rock.

But the Mongols though.