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Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Anyone dead?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago
I wish I was

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Me too thanks.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago
Why do you wish that you were dead?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Nah. Just my usual daily victims.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

No celebratory kills?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I'm alive, but i'm guessing that's actually a bad thing to everyone else xD

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Yes, I'm a ghost. BOO!

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Damnit, how are we gonna explain this to MinnieOrange? xD

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

"Your mother is gone and is never coming back. Oh, and it's your fault."

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

;-; she did?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Yes, and make sure he knows that my death is his fault.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Poor kid. Fine, i'll tell MinnieOrange he killed you, and traumatize him. Bad mother

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Zombies are still dead so... 

R.I.P Seto

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

F

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I am assuming everyone who did not reply to this thread is dead.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

All the mods are dead

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Oh boy, time to post my new undercover documentary film, The Kiel Conspiracy".

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

This is a very small batch of survivors. Now that alex is dead, who will be the owner?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

All of us. Glory to CYS, the Communist Youth Society.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

CYS Acronym time!

Cliche

Yellow

Submarine

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I mean, you do have 'king' in your name...

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Ok, but he is a sage.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Now is not the time for this, we have like five survivors.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Well, you know what they say about assuming.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Some asshole killed me, but, as apparently I need proof of my regeneration and shit, I'm just gonna have to post this and expose my position instead of sneaking up and revenge-killing him...

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Remember what happened when the should-be-dead Hamlet announced his arrival instead of just stealth killing Claudius?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I'm pretty sure me, the cop, those 13 teenagers, the camp supervisors, and half the town's hooker population were the only people he was after. Once he hears I'm alive, he'll show up and we can jump his machete-wielding ass. It'll be a blast.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Some asshole killed you? Do you have any evidence or proof that this event took place?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

The hammerhead is still buried in my left kidney.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Which body is the hammerhead buried in, this one or that one?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I donated it to Malkalack because he was on the Kidneys List. He wasn't getting enoug iron in his water anyway..

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Still living, but I had some close calls today.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Woke up with pus gluing my eye shut. It's fitting that the boon of Nurgle finds me today, of all days

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

My soul is dead, does that count?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Not yet.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

That day was fine. Barely a hitch.

I don't see any curse around the Friday thirteenth days, except when fools panic and stumble themselves. It's like when someone says "OIL CRISIS" and everybody starts filling cars and barrels until the crisis actually becomes a real thing!

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Many many years ago in the land known as Japan, it was Friday the 13th. Many ghosts roamed on this night and drove one samurai insane. He pulled out his blood groove katana and stabbed his Waifu. Her last words: "Don't take shitposts too seriously"

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Actually, the waifu's last words were "My dearest, that is not a 'blood groove', that is fullering to lighten and stiffen the blade. I thought you were a swordsman?"

Friday the 13th

3 years ago
So forcing swords and your status as a ~~~Historical European Martial Artist~~~ into every conversation is going to be your gimmick, huh?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Blood grooves fired.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

knew I recognized him from somewhere. 

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Haha jokes on him, I'm not having sex.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Yes, correctly deduced.
In my defence, I wasn't the one who mentioned swords first on this thread, it was their fault!

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I ish still alive. :3

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Shit

I mean, welcome to our small haven of survivors. 

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

My Ma came to visit.

We exchanged Christmas gifts.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Russian Orthodox?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

lol fuck no, just late Christmas.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Not dead, but someone tried to rob me on my way home from work.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago
did you try maybe robbing them back?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I should've.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Never too late to try!

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Hunt him down

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Can't be bothered. I think he got what he deserved when i kicked him in the balls though. I won't damage his pride anymore.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Awww man...

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Feel free to finish the job for me. I'll pay you $5.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I'll do it professionally for more.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

How much?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Fuck, I dunno. Like, $200-300? Depends on where you live in the world.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Firstly, fuck no, you're work isn't worth that much. Secondly, I live in New Zealand.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Wait, by "finish the job", do you mean "hurt him" or "end him"?

Because it'll cost at least $150 for the former, because you're out of state.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I'm leaving it open to interpretation.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I was skiing, fell and landed on my head. Yay.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Woah you're back.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I am surprised you noticed. Thanks.

I will stay this time.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I died when I saw this post.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

My condolences 

Friday the 13th

3 years ago
rest in the piss

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I'd rather not, thank you very much.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

It's the only way to come back from the dead without using healing, Jesus, or dark magic. Why do you think only weird people manage to do it?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Or just come back as a zombie like myself.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Which requires dark magic, or Jesus.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Or a really smart scientist who happens to have a lightningrod.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I believe that would qualify as dark magic.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

No, it's science.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Science, magic, and Jesus are the same thing.

It gets clearer when you have more cosmic understanding.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

I see.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Science? How do you know he used the scientific method? It sounds more like Victor Frankenstein just threw together whatever worked.

"In Shelley's Gothic story, Victor Frankenstein builds the creature in his laboratory through an ambiguous method consisting of chemistry and alchemy."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstein%27s_monster?

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Yes. Science.

Friday the 13th

3 years ago

Kinda sorta falls under healing. At least in the medical sense, the whole book is really about the morality of it, so it's debatable that he was "Healing" from anything.