Temporaryaccount will always live in our hearts. He was an odd character, insisting on enslavement, brutalities and darkness. As his emancipated slave, I do not cherish his absence but mourn the poor fool with a heavy heart.
I look on his memory with fondness, as he was not too cruel to me in the least. I saw him as my friend, and he mine. It was his pride (and perhaps foolishness) that was the end of this individual. However, let no person say that he was not brash and courageous as all marauders should be. Allow his passing to be an example of what a marauder is and what they should be.
Goodbye, old friend. Into Oblivion you may go.
I didn't like T-Count much. He'd call me a faggot on a weekly basis and always bragged, claiming he had a footlong dick. Despite this, I know that deep down, even if he didn't show it, he cared about people, especially his slaves. He always seemed fond of Zag, and proud of all his recruits. T-Count was like a watermelon in this way. Dry, disgusting, and as healthy as shit on the outside, but on the inside, he was soft and kind. You just need a large kitchen knife to see it.
I sincerely hope he's not in the most agony possible in the bannage abyss.
T-Counts last words:
And get banned before Ford? Nah, I ain't stooping that low in the SHAME well.
I'm actually not jealous. I mean, a commendation is just a commendation. To me at least.
Congrats tho. :)
That commendation is indeed a special one. I won't lie, if i'd gotten it i'd be bragging, even if I don't see it as a super big deal. However, who am I to try and kill your happiness? Congratulations Ford.
I am MinnieKing, just a guy with 201 commendations, no biggie. I joined six months ago, nice to meet you.
Well, you don't have to rub it in.
May you come to do great things, Ford. I believe in you.
Commendations probably taste sour anyways.
Actually, they're quite sweet. They are like a mixture between the flavor of strawberries and the succulent texture of moist, roast chicken. As gross as this may sound to some small minded people, this is a rather delicious and exquisite food. That's one of the many reasons why I got so many. Gotta save up for winter.
Did you just make a pun?
Ford. I am so proud of you today.
Well, I actually only have any commendations from End. His commendations are, like I said, sweet, but they have a bland aftertaste that's in a way appealing.
Sounds like the mods are like the mother birds hacking up food/coms into the other birds mouths. Lol..
feed us daddies
no i was blinded by my impulsiveness
What do you think commendations taste like?
As I have only had one, I would say that these commendations lack a sort of flavor, to me at least. I see that they are fulfilling and satisfying, similar to pasta.
Congrats. I'd say the only reasonable thing to do with your rare commendation points is to bet those in the contest as well...
Oh, and such a shame temporaryaccount is gone and all that. Yadayadayada.
And the site's 6th shittiest Dark Lord loses as usual. Zag, your imagined obligation is fulfilled! You no longer have to put up with this 'slave' shit. And if he's come back, it's a total reincarnation and your contract must be renewed. I'm putting that down right now in legal magic lore documents!
... DON'T BE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THAT AGAIN!
Lol. I made my vow to him as an alt, then was exposed. I'll be sure to not do that again.
As a Christian you should only be a slave to Jesus!
Lol. But I made my vow to him as temporaryslave. Then, after you exposed me things got real. My yes is yes, and my no is no.
Haha, yeah. 1/4th to be exact.
Wait, who's the other 5 Dark Lords?
Mardox, Hardox, Lardox, Yardox, Fartox, and Claw. (In no particular order) End and Ford notwithstanding, since Ford only occassionally serves pure evil for the lulz, and End isn't shit.
... That's 6 though.
Oh, yeah, then he's the 7th shittiest lord.
We didn't worship him, we're not worshiping him. We're honoring him.
Wasn't part of the deal that he was a darkness god?
Well yeah, but I saw him as more of an employer.
You sang a song about sacrificing your willpower to the edgelord and his powers of darkness...
No, he was Count Fenir, who was a Norse demon that looked like a giant wolf, which is why he kept talking about Ragnarok, which is also a part of Norse mythology.
So he requested worship without even being a proper god!? The fool!
Wow, his account really was temporary.
Hopefully he'll be smarter with his alt and be not-so-temporary.
I'm still in favour of maintaining the ban on post-ban alts, or enforcing a cooldown period before readmission to Cystia.
Yeah he also bet that he had to win, so he was doomed either way.
Rip T-Count, I guess.
That's why I didn't stupidly shorten my time to write a storygame or give myself the stipulation that I had to win. I'm rather fond of this account. Temp, you're an idiot who wasted a perfectly fine account on your betting habits.
Wait, T-count got banned? Well, that's bad. I have to find something else to put on my shitty profile page.
Honestly, I didn't think T-Count being banned would draw so much attention. I didn't think that many people liked him.
Plus, he wasn't really active for months and then he suddenly showed up just in time to die.
By the way, has he made another account yet? I'm only interested in this case because his lack of forward planning was highly entertaining.
Not to my knowledge, though I haven't actually been that motivated to check very hard.
He might have actually learned that using a completely different IP and not posting at all immediately is a good way to not draw attention.
Theory: It was planned from the start.