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@mizal

Fuck sages, fuck six, fuck this whole goddamn site,
I'm going to show your entire order some Architect might,
We the best at what we do, and what we do is all right,
And we write what we do, and what we do is we write,

When you think of sages, you think old and bad,
But us Arch's, we totally rad,
I'm sorry if this makes you feel so sad,
But your order is making me irrationally mad.

 

@Bucky

I offer a peace offering between our peoples.

 

@ShadowHills

Marauders can suck my circumcised Jewish dick,
Honestly I don't know who even came up with this shit,
Cuz in a battle between the educated and lawless thieves,
I best not get too much blood on my designer sleeves.

You think you can rap, I've seen your soundcloud even,
But it wouldn't surprise me if the game saw you leaving,
The fire's too hot from this rap that I'm weavin',
You tryna' rap, but you're an emo paler than the country of Sweeden.

Is this supposed to be poetry?

We got Creative Corner for that now.

No End. This is war.

 

@MinnieKing

@Orange

@Ford

May the best order win.

Yes ya'll

I accept ya'll

Dis challenge is gonna make me wreck ya'll

If ya wanna chicken out right now

I'm gunna make ya say "ow"

When my rappin skillz make you frown

Cuz your jealousy

Simply fuels up me

You're gonna be covered in pee

What's the matter, embarrassed to be a Sage?
I don't blame you, Architects are the heroes of this age,
You wanna pee on me, water sports are your thing?
Fucking degenerate Sage, bow down to the Fisher King.

You're right, I am an Arch, I saw it proudly,
Fuck this battle, I want a challenge I'm outy,
Your face doesn't have to be so pouty,
Things might still go on without me.

Architechts are trash

They just build shit

I doubt you're nothing more then glued to a tit

 

Your rapping skills are bad

The worst anyones ever had

This shits gettin sad

 

If you're garbage you get tossed

Sages can't be crossed

You're gettin squashed

 

Here we go for now

That was enough for one pound

I'll see this bitch again next round

Yes :)

Genuine laugh.

I'm still laughing xD

Fantastic. I like the intentional forgetting of the Wardens.

Fuck white sail, Quiller the Killer will bring peace and eternal happiness to the land

all 2 of them

Ey.

Ey Ford.

Dammit. That actually made me laugh.

This architect says he's cool
When he's really just a tool 
Just another baby Jew
Still learning to tie a shoe

Well now I'll show you how it's done
I may not believe in the Son
But the best Jew of CYS
Is a marauder, heck yes!

The architects think they're great
But that's just a big mistake 
We'll raid for order best
Sage and architect are just the rest

You say you're the best Jew,
I best arrest you,
You can't contest, Jew,
I was in this rap game before your mom first caressed you. 
You're cursed, and I won't bless you,
You the best Jew?
Says who?
I got thirty seven reasons against you,
Cuz

You give the insult of marauder a whole new meaning
Your words are like rapping like singing is screaming,
You got psycho issues that need redeeming
You got Sigmund Freud intellectually wet dreaming.

Architechts are shit,

And that's it.

Ha jokes on you my mom's long passed
But even she would know your place is last
You rap like a kindergartner learning to write
Just another rich Jew kid signing up for birthright

I bet you never had a girlfriend, architect dork
Your mom didn't want you but you were dropped by a stork
I see your face is still recovering from that fall
It looks like a bear gave you a nice big maul 

Fuck you and your kind you do nothing but pillage 

You're wannabe Mongolians living in your village

You do nothing but destroy society it's true 

We're stuck centuries in the past because of you

 

But I'm a Warden here to lock your ass up 

Make you shit in your plate and piss in your cup 

Get ready to get your ass smashed in 

When some redneck rapist fucks you like his kin 

 

I hate oranges, they taste as weak as your rhymes

You're nothing but a half-assed version of the lime

Oh by the way thanks for wrecking this year

By giving us Don J Trump for the world to fear

Oh please Trump's not my fault, I'm just a fruit
But you're just another worthless wannabe in a suit
You thinks marauders are bad well it's really a shame
That you wardens insist on playing this game

If wardens are great, why aren't marauders locked up
You lazy little wardens are as useful as a hole in a cup
Yet here you insist that you're good for something
Resistance is worthless, marauders are king

Wow Orange, that was complete garbage. Marauders are ashamed to be lumped with you.

They should give me my own order, then!

This is the new rap battle thread.

this is the new order war thread for both memes and raps

Ford, your statement fills me with gladness.

Don't disrespect sages

If you don't want the rages

I ain't bluffin

We'll chew you up like a chocolate muffin

I not sure about these sages and architects

I am sure that these gangs 'bout to be wrecked

Jew or heathen, a punishment is much overdue

The rod shall strike out  from me and unto you

-  -  -

Now, this has been put on the backburner for a while now

This poor boy believes raps are out of style now

That poor kid is wrong as he is most of the time

I challenge you Chris to a duel of the rhyme

@Chris113022

You know what?

...

Fuck it.

Whatever you say Zag, I'll beat you any day,
Any time, any place, and in every way,
Because I'm Chris to the 1 to the 1 to the 3,
Don't forget the double 2, otherwise I ain't me.
Spitting hot fire, while you're dropping coals,
Your shit ain't funny, mine give the lulz.

Well wouldn't you know: your raps are shit,
They suck dick but boy, mine are fucking lit,
Sure I live in Arizona, but I'm from Cali though,
You don't have a cent, but I'm rolling in the dough,
Got a shitload of bitches up in my big ass house,
But you just live in a trailer jacking it to Minnie Mouse.

*drops mic*
*leaves the building*
*tires screeching outside*
*silence*

Because I'm Chris to the 1 to the 1 to the 3,
Don't forget the double 2, otherwise I ain't me.

You forgot the 0.

Fucking dammit, I knew I forgot something!

Well, now it's fucked and you locked it. Thanks, temp.

What's wrong with Minnie Mouse, you fucked up shit?

Is that the only fucking way you see it?

Let me educate you.

Anything with Minnie in it is rocking it too.

I hate educational shit like Mickey,

But with Minnie in a name then it ain't so skimpy.

You're about to get rocked right out of your seat

Listen to the rapping burns of my epic beat

Minnie is awesome, k? It's a fact

I will detonate you with my amazing rap

Minnie is awesome, by now you should know

Now go find a cheap hooker for you to blow

*Picks up the mic and throws it*

Is MinnieKing actually just your ship name for Minnie Mouse and yourself?

Hell no.

Don't lie, it's unladylike

I'm only defending Minnie Mouse because "Minnie" is in her name, therefore she is not shit.

*changes name to MinnieOrange*

I dare someone to make an alt called MinnieOrange.

Wouldn't that make you a tangerine?

Lol, probably. Or an undergrown orange.

Hello there, Papa! You have wished me to life!

Who is it xD

I wanna reward you

What do you mean? I'm your wish baby!

Yes you are, son :)

Haha, you're silly Papa! I'm a small orange tree! I have both male and female reproductive organs, so I'm a hermaphrodite!

But, if you want me to be a boy, that's okay too...

I love you the way you are, son/daughter

Papa, being a hermaphrodite is difficult as it is. I don't like you projecting a gender onto me. I feel like it's something I have to work out myself.

I'm sorry, son. I shouldn't have done that. Would you like a snack?

Yes.

A snack would be nice.

What??? You're a sage, how could you accept this marauder into your family?!

Fuck up it's my child

He got his marauder blood from me

Hmph, you've soiled the legitimacy of both you, your family and your legacy! Don't be surprised when the priest refuses to bless your bandit child!

Shut up, go Capulet- I mean uhh go marauders!

You're a fucking architecht, go build something that isn't hatred for once

Just because I'm an architect doesn't mean my opinion doesn't matter!

Fine, I'll go build some factories that will squeeze some fresh oranges into delicious juice...

And then, we can drink it! 

My child, do you know what cannibalism is?

Yes! But, we'll be eating oranges, not trees!

My son wants to eat me! I gave birth to a monster!

Don't say that! The child just needs to learn what's right and wrong!

I could never eat you, Mama!

See? The child isn't a monster.

Good MinnieOrange :)

Because, as a tree, I make fruit! I can decompose the fruit that falls from me! 

Very true

I am no illegitamate child! I am a magic-orange-mini-wish baby!

Yeah you tell em!

*Spits on MinnieOrange* You should've been throttled in the womb! You disgust me!

I had no womb! I was formed by the power of imagination and wishes!

*Facekicks Banner* FUCK OFF

Sorry, my child. You deserve better then this losers spit to water you.

Hahaha! Saliva has good nutrients!

Yes, but this evil persons spit contains poison and hatred

Ooh. That's not good.

Correct. Avoid this evil man.

But, he has good nutrients! 

Poison nutrients.

Good nutrients.

I am a priest.

Hello adelphos!

Do you approve of my child? @Seto

Yes. And I bless him too xD

Eat your heart out, Banner!!!

@MinnieOrange, meet your uncle Seto.

He called me brother though o.o

MinnieOrange? You bein shy?

Sorry! I was busy tending to my oranges! 

I called the preist adelphos, which means fellow believer! Hoorah! 

Haha, you can call him Uncle Seto. Unless he prefers Seto or Priest.

Yeeee. Brother as in brother of faith ^-^

But I prefer uncle xD

Uncle Seto!

Oh. My. Gosh. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!! My one and only baby! 

Hello Mama! I was extracted from your very essence!

My family would be so disappointed if they knew I had a kid out of wedlock and so young but I don't care. You're the only light in my life, MinnieOrange.

Thank you Mama!

But, I was mostly extracted from you, and brought into the world by Papa.

Maybe this means Papa birthed me? He's the Mama! You're the Papa! Yay!

Haha, well by definition the daddy has to be a man. You're quite a lovely orange tree :)

Thank you Papa! You're a strong and somewhat confusing ruler of miniatures!

Aww, thank you my child! You're already so mature and friendly.

I am a magical wish-baby, after all!

Haha, yes you are.

And, you're my wish-mama!

Oh, fine. I'm your wish mama. But i'm a male.

That's not all that's miniature

Did you just...?

O_O

Haha! Possible sexual inuendo!

See what you've taught our child, orange?

I would have learned it sooner or later!

Apparently with this kind of sexual innuendo.

I'm small and I'm proud!

I'm trying to teach our child all that I can

Thanks Mama!

Teach math to the child then

Math?

Here, try this. What is 1 + 1

Two people created one child! Three people stand!

1 + 1 =  3!

Haha, good try. Let's say you have one orange, and then you get another orange. How many oranges do you have?

Talking to your own alt is sad, MK.

It's my son. Shush. He's no alt, you lying asscrack

Is it true, king? You made up a son in order to save our marriage? Well it's not going to work! I'm leaving you!

We were never married! Besides, you're saying you don't care for our child!?

It's over, King. I know now that it's just a lie!

*Sob* I work day and night for this family! I can raise this child by myself, if that's what you want!

Whew, boy. This got derail-ish. (I would know.) Er, fellas, you know this can be taken to PM's, right?

You've ruined my childs life, tcount.

We never had a child! Stop lying and just tell the truth for ONCE!

(But seriously I didn't make the MinnieOrange account.)

Y-You monster! There is no "we" anymore!

(Wait, really? Then who did?)

Fine by me!

(I think Zag. But seriously, I did not make it)

Fine! You can keep the damned apartment!

*Leaves and slams door with MinnieOrange in arms*

Oh sure, make me the bad guy!

*Leaves in family car with MinnieOrange*

Wait! Come back! I didn't mean it!

*Drives back* ME EITHER PLEASE FORGIVE ME

NO, FORGIVE ME! I'M SO SORRY!

OK, I'LL FORGIVE YOU

And the three of them lived happily ever after in a mini apartment and taught MinnieOrange to never eat oranges because eating your mother is just weird.

The end :D yay happy ending

Yay!

:D he's back!

Fine. The antiderivative of x^3+5x-3 is (x^4)/4+(5x^2)/2-3x+C

Teeeechhniiicallllyyyyyyy you're supposed to put parentheses around each term (that has division in it, so not like -3x or c) otherwise it'll be taken that "-3x+c" is part of the denominator of the second term, which because of the lack of parentheses, can be taken as part of the denominator of the FIRST time. :D Also, you coulda just said integral lol, but antiderivative DOES sound more sophisticated. Took H Calc last semester, mate. Am taking AP Stats. :D

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Wouldn't that make u orange juice?

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THIS CANNOT BE LOVE CANNOT EXIST BETWEEN PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT ORDERS

I WANT YOU TO DISOWN YOUR SAGE PARENT

AND LIVE AS A MARAUDER

Hey, Sages are cool.

Fine I won't try to argue but

A MARAUDER AND A SAGE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER

Them having a magical wish-child proves your argument wrong.

So it's true you are ze magical mini-orange tree

I hope you understand that this is against the rules. Orders are here for a reason. They are meant to separate us and start war divide us according to our strengths and beliefs yes this is totally true because the Orders were randomized and I, as a Warden, the master of all other orders have to make sure that people stay true to their Orders; I'm not going to punish their "magical wish child", I'm only requesting more like commanding that he stay true to his Order and not try to live the life of a Sage, since he is clearly a Marauder. I wish the three of them the best of luck sorting out the dilemma they have created. 

No. You are wrong.

The four orders are there as a test. By not conforming to the ways of this world, and having magical wish children, we pass.

...Did you just...crack the code?

Do you have evidence that supports this hypothesis?

Why would the Admin who implemented this stay silent on the matter? He didn't want us to know it was test.

Why is Ford forging memes about order discrimination? He's a hopeless tool of the dark overlords attempting to cage us like animals in our own rage and prejudice.

Is that sufficient?

Hmmm.

Why would there be a need to test the members even? It's not like knowing which members choose to not be bound by orders and which don't is even going to be useful someday.

Perhaps it shall. The plot thickens.

By any chance have you read Divergent

(I didn't like it)

I did. I didn't read much of the others

(It was okay)

Glad to see I'm not the only one that didn't like it that much

I mean what was the hype all about

One third of the book was all Tobias & Tris going all lovey dovey like DUDES THATS NOT LOVE THATS JUST LUST

(Tobias may have loved Tris though. I don't see why; I think Tris was tipping dangerously to 'psycho' definition)

dude yes. the thirst is real.

goteem

*runs out after vehicle with mic in hand*

*begins next round*

 

Hey, you nerd with your glass of choccy milk,

Shut your face you derelict, my rhymes are spun from silk.

You accuse me of wanking off to furry porn, yet that is your own ilk.

 

You say my raps consist of defecation,

Well isn't that news, now take a vacation,

You can withhold your dignity and avoid obliteration.

 

Old insults, new times, old meters, old rhymes,

Shiny new factions, are just a distraction, from your own infractions, refractions of your own existence. You probably don't want to miss this.

 

They call us cancer, yet you are the pestilence. Our duels has been marred by your obstinance.

The rise of a new era, a passing of ages.

Foolish Chris,  Zag's one of the Sages.

*Cheers for Zag*

*Bows and blushes*

Zag crushed chris,

Go ahead and diss,

Zag is a sage,

Can't be beaten by rage,

Sages are the best,

Better then the rest

*jumps out of car with a brand new mic*

Pfft, get me a Tylenol,
You ain't got no style dog,
Listening to you ramble make my head pound,
By the time I'm done, you'll be a smear on the ground.
You talk about a new era, the passing of ages,
Then go on about orders, because you're one of the Sages,
You think I care about orders and faction wars? Pffft, that's borin',
And I don't give less of a shit about the fact that I'm just a Warden.
Anyway, I got some blow to snort and hookers to fuck,
Now I just gotta go get back to my... Still moving truck.

*drops mic*

Seriously though, I got a some cocaine back home that I've been waiting to do all day. And where the hell is my truck? *looks around*

Huh. I think it blew up because I sorta jumped out and let it drive on its own. *cue explosion and screams* Yep, there it is.

Hail Sages Forever. The Motherland has officially called upon me to activate a rebellion.....one to rid the world of the filthy architects. For years the architects have walked among us, and we've called their people our own! Blasphemy! I have been given a prophetic vision of me, along my brethren, marching across the dunes of the Lounge to face our enemies. I am Prophet Jarius, and I have come to free my people from your dark ways! Today I will mark the beginning of the architect Purge!

"A piece of writing is like a piece of magic. You create something out of nothing." - Susanna Clarke Prophet Jarius, Sage Chant

Official Faction Calculus:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FactionCalculus

?Powerhouse- Architects 

Subversive- Sages

Balanced- Wardens

Cannons- Marauders 

Aha, with sages eyes I see it all clearly

The wisdom of the sages shall overcome dearly

The architects will be free to construct

The empire of the sages, because the archies all suck

Oh hey, I was tagged.

All of you go home, you're drunk.

 

Haha get it? It's a sage.

(I'm not good with poetry but here goes nothing...)

Wardens are the best
You wanna mess with us
You ain't gonna get no rest
We're going to hit you with a bus

We're gonna cage you up
Keep you in check
Make you drink from a used cup
While we're playing with a card deck




 

Yo we're Wardens,

We're pretty awesome and cool.

We will spam your gardens

With lawn gnomes that drool;

 

You better watch out

We're know we're outnumbered as heck 

But that's not what it's about,

We can ruin, destroy, and wreck.

 

Those are literally the same thing,

But it's not like it matters even;

We're great and second to nothing,

So please, don't mess with the Wardens.

 

(Please excuse

my rhyme abuse.)

-bows-

Wardens unite

Wardens are the best

We're so scary

Thinking about us gives you unrest

And we're going make you eat a strawberry (The fuck is this line?)


We'd kill you,

but where's the fun in that

When we can put you in a cage

with a vampire bat


Make you drink from your urine cup

Eat out of the shit bowl

we'll give you a pup

but then its head gonna roll (I'm sorry.. i'm really desperate for rhymes)

Wardens are utter crap

Making shit rhymes while your lips flap

Sages are the heroes of all

All the rest are just a shit waterfall

I can tell you right now that the sages rock best

Ten times better then all the rest

If you wanna defend shit, don't stop

It's cute to see rhymes that are a major flop.

You're just an ugly shit

So old your computer graphics are 8-bit

My rhymes are crap

But at least that's better than you

Your mother is a whore

You're a dumbass

But it isn't your fault you got hit by a boar

This rap is going nowhere

Kinda like your Dad

Since, y'know, He's in prison
 

My father IS in jail,

And we couldn't pay his bail,

So go to fucking hell,

You heartless hollow shell

 

You can suck an ass

I'll crush you in a smash

You got no cool, and i'm sure you have lice

So get some reality, a big fat slice.

Shit... really?

Really, lice?

That's nothing compared to your case of schizophrenia

You wet yourself so much

You have to lie in rice

And the shit?

The smell is unbearable

Oh, the shit reminds me of your role play

Cause that's what it is


 

 

Yes

You're raps are utter shit

I'll grill ya on a big iron spit

You tthink my roleplay was bad?

That's just sad.

That's what he says,

So why'd we fill up ten threads?

Face it kid, you've been roasted

Grilled and burned and utterly toasted

Before I end thhis rap, lemme just say

You've been defeated in a big ass way.

I personally just hate pokemon and this is the first time I've ever rapped, so I know that it sucks, you dumbass fuck



 

Well looks like I won that battle :)

Yeah... you did. I suck at rapping.

 

Yeah so my dad's in jail
And I wouldn't pay the bail
If it was two cents I'd say
"See you never" by the way

This marauder's taking over this rap
You're a little kid, wanna sit on my lap?
Little baby warden thinks he's all that
When really you're just too damn fat

 

Says the one who has a fruit fetish

Love 'em so much,

you still remember when you carved a hole/ put a stick (Depending on gender) in that melon

And that apple? That one was hellish.

Oranges are good for you
You wouldn't know that
You still call scrapes 'boo-boo'
You little dirty brat

I want to punch a brick wall
Also known as you
You bring headaches to all
Your contributions are few

You think I give a fuck,

'Bout any of that shit?

You're the one pretending

That you don't do that shit

But it isn't your fault

That your parents were full of it

You're a fucking

fruit loving prick

God, I hope one day

I can punch you in the dick

 

Jokes on you, I don't have parents or a dick

Maybe you're uptight because you're feeling sick?

Not sick in body but sick in the head

Nobody likes a warden, you're all better off dead

Good one, Orange.

Good one, Min.

For what, my rap or my awesomeness?

What awesomeness?

The awesomeness called, "not being a warden"

Lol, that was a good burn.

true

I don't even want to be

A dumbass Warden

Marauder suits me much better

I hope you get swarmed by bees

But then that bed you lay on's gonna get a whole lot wetter.

 

So you admit I'm your better

Glad you've come to your senses

Maybe we should take a look at my letters?

Oh wait they're all A's. Who you calling dumb?

Bees, go ahead and sting, my flesh is numb

 

A's? When did you teachers say to you

That you had to go to the "special class"?

Boy, get a clue

You 'bout as smart as grass

There ain't nothing special 'bout you

 

No, I'm nothing special, just a little fruit

But not even my enemies constitute 

The stupidity that lies within you

Around here, I may be brand new

But I know you're the older kid's toy

I see I won long ago, so goodbye little boy

Just cause i'm not good at rapping

doesn't mean you better than me

you're the one to bring

On the stage for everyone to see

So that they can laugh

at your funny little ass

And throw tomatoes at your lower half 

 

So I don't have a nice body

Yeah, big whoop, haha

At least I'm not haughty

Wardens should be cut with a saw

Nothing in that implied that you had a bad body...

"Funny little ass"

^

Why the fuck would someone laugh at an ass? I meant his body in general, while he was rapping.

Sure...

Not the actual body, but himself. Not the shape of his body, but what he was doing.

EDIT: Why'd you edit?

Alright fine, i'll let that one slide

But you'd better quit before you're swept up by the tide

March to my amazing rhyme

You'll see my talent in some time

Even you will bow down to me

I'm the King of the mini, and you'll certainly see.

I ain't got time

For these dumbass rhymes

You can say you won

But you really didn't, son

I gotta go

Out your window

Say bye to one of your chairs

Cause I just made that shit joke that keep on your profile

 

Maybe if you took your time

You could rap like you know how to rhyme

But perhaps that's beyond your tiny mind

It seems your brain is impossible to find

You admit

That your shit

Yet you still throw a fit

Wait, were did you learn to rap?

I'm sure THAT place was mega crap

And I certainly won, your rhymes are trash

Just looking at them makes me wanna crash

They are very lame

For you I say the same

So sit in the fuck section, or shall I say FuckTion?

And let me deal some of my mighty Sage destruction

I mean, this is a rap battle and we are MEANT to insult each other. Also I'm totally hot 99999/10 anyways

As I like to say, you know what they say about assuming.

You're mateur as a hen,

What are you, ten?

If your raps are shit mate,

Seems you've taken our bait,

Now we get to laugh

At your rhymes from the ass

You rhyme like a dick

It makes me sick

Oh yeah, if you think you're such a whiz,

Go ahead and pass a Taylor Swift quiz.

About half of that rhymes,

Bad raps are like crimes

You're an ass for making them

There are laws for breaking em

So your shitty raps are gettin worse by the minute

Don't stop trying as he quality is thinnin

All you've been doing is killing your rhyme

And you'll be crushed in any timeline

What a hypocrite

You're so full of shit

Your should be in jail by now

with 100 life sentences somehow

Thinnin doesn't rhyme with timeline,

You should get a $10000 fine.

That's not what it was supposed to rhyme with dumbfuck.

If you're rhyming 'thinnin' with 'minute' then that's just plain stupid.

Oh, you just broke the firewall

And this sage will answer the call

So you think i'm dumb?

I'll beat you numb

I've already crushed you in the battle of rap

Now go lay down, I think it's time for your nap.

Thanks King

Jokes on you,

I'm a fucking cyborg

And can't go insane

But my rapping software is way outa date

So this is the end of this current rap.

Guess that means I win

You damn little quitter

The plot took a spin

As the fruit becomes victor

Nah, You think I quit?

You must be the one

Who's sick in the head

So fucking stupid,

you can't even get out of bed

Bow down to an orange?

No I would never ever!

There will be change

The Wardens will rule forever

And all of you

Will bow down to us

If only you knew

what you're dealing with,

what the actual hell you're dealing with,

You wouldn't create such a ruckus.

boom.

There was one fucking rhyme,

That rap was slime,

How do you come up with this?

Utter shit makes me furious

And with all the shit that's being shot at the Sage

You, sir are gonna feel my blistering rage!

My raps are on fire,

You lil snot nosed cryer

Go home and tell your mom

Cause I just dropped a bomb

The Taylor Swift mega fan

Has no right to challenge THE fruit

You say you're so scary with a plan

But you're just a little baby in a suit

Marauders may be few but we have might

We raid, we pillage, rape, and destroy

We're the terror of the night

And it brings us immense joy

Taylor has 10 grammys you fuck

You have 0 grammys cos you suck

You better watch out

There are Wardens about

If they find you, If they find you

For sure

There'll be something new;

Torture.

Yeah she got ten grammys and she looks like a prostitute

Orange is fruit so with my might I will shoot

I am on the hunt

And you're a hairy cunt

So go get a life, mate

Your rhymes are 1/8

Ok, I know that that person is helping me, but I have to agree with this.

This is the last straw

pack your things and get out.

This is against the law

You're no fit for the Wardens no doubt :D

Go to the order-less

With the honor-less

You have crossed the line

Go be a Marauder

If they even bother

But if they dont

But if they wont

Go to the order-less

Go to the honor-less 

You shut your fucking ass,

I now have a child

The last thing I need is for his epic raps to get wild!

Now calm the fuck down before I pound you to shit

My child's an orange tree so fuck it!

Wardens got shit

Worthless trash

Screwing it

We're the smash

Go suck a tit

You do realize that if read the wrong way, "My child's an orange tree so fuck it!" will sound like someone could fuck an orange tree and are suggesting me to fuck your orange tree child? xD

(on a different note though, nice too meet ya )

You want to do an orange tree child?? You have issues, bro. Stay away from my son!

Oh, you're online :D

Well, I never did find orange trees attractive anyway. Or trees in general.

(I may have insulted your kid's....family tree) (I'll show myself out)

Okay, not going to lie, that was a pretty good pun. I may or may not have let out a single giggle.

Oh please, I can take it

Nothing my father didn't give me

I bet you'd crack at one hit

I could stay still as a tree

Weaklings like you don't know

How much people like me had to grow

Marauders can take whatever's coming

So if you show up, I won't be running

That just hurt my eyes

Your raps are full of lies

You should be ashamed

Your fucky raps are tame

Go practice more at home

Before you get crushed like foam

Well, your rhymes are worse,

Didn't you even rehearse?

You can't follow the rules of this game

shamed doesn't rhyme with tame

Please go back to school

Before you make a fool

outta yourself once more

Your teachers are hella mad

"Why are you this hella bad?

It's like you're worse than before."

Who needs education,

I learned rap on the street,

So shut the fuck up and march to my beat.

You have made me furious,

You are just delirious,

You're rhymes are worse then "Sad" and "Duck"

So quit rhyming you sick fuck

You bring nothing but shit rhymes into this place

So get the hell out and drop out of this race

That flow was jacked, your rhymes are whack

Here's your trash, now take it back

Cut the slack, cut your sack, or hit the hay

Know that, your raps are trash anyways.

Sages rock you pussy!

Wardens are better, you fuck!

What the fuck is this about?

war awesomeness.

Sages rock your ass! Sages are best!

None of you even know what the hell your order means, so I hope you feel better when 3J reveals and you find out they're all shit.

Wardens rule, asshole!
 

Right now CYS is more split then America.

Dude, we don't even know what they mean yet. Lets not make any presumptions.

I don't think they're even meant to be anything except to be cool.

*your

http://imgur.com/a/pvcWi

Sporks.

*Drops mic*

*Applauds and throws roses*

Couldn't we just have two orders of sporks and strawberry pudding?

Pitting sporks against strawberry pudding would be, and always has been, like pitting Sun Wukong against MechaHitler from Wolfenstein I.

Yes, both are powerful in their own right, but sporks are impossibly powerful, world-altering beings, and Strawberry Pudding's not only inherently inferior and unable to survive direct conflict with its nemesis under any circumstances, let alone stand any chance of even pyrrhic victory. Not only that, but the pudding is legitimately evil, so nobody except Ford would choose it. It would be everyone against Ford. (And some dumbfucks that Ford seduces with lies) 

@temporaryaccount  I request peace between our people.


 

For some reason, this tag didn't work.

But yeah of course. I wage no wars on my followers, no matter what their class or status may be. There's room in T-Count Headquarters for everyone.

Maybe because I copied and pasted it?

There are certain opposites in this world.

Marauders and Wardens are one of them. By definition they are diametrically opposed.

However, now that you've been separated by true obligations, now maybe you'll ba able to distance yourself from his evil and bullshit.

We'll find a way. The two classes aren't mutually exclusive as you think. Say, he could be the warden of my secret lair while I go out marauding. Everyone's happy.

I wanna be a marauder. Not because he's one, but because they sound cooler.

Marauders are uneducated barbarians who leech off of proper civilizations because they can barely hold their own society together. Sages are where it's at. After all, only one of these orders is a compliment in real life.

Marauders still sound cool.

You two should make a thread where you argue with each other than having a shit fight in every thread there is.

That's like asking the Cold War to exist in only one nation. I'll try to dial it back, but this shit transcends all time and philosophy. No stuffing it into a corner and turning away.

Nah nah Wardens may sound boring but technically WE'RE IN CHARGE OF THIS PLACE BABY

Here's my take on the Orders:

Architects - People who build and construct storygames.

Sages - Site members who have been online for a long time.

Wardens - Moderators/Administrators.

Marauders - People who have been banned and constantly come back under the guise of an alt/Warrior Cats fan-fiction writers.

bitch is u smokin reefer

Realistically, they're all randomly assigned, or else based on criteria that has nothing to do with forum or site activity. I know this because of my sagely wisdom. (And also because it's obvious.)

Anyway, these threads move fast. Have we decided which group is getting herded onto a train yet?

It is possible that although they're random/don't pertain to anything on this site, that doesn't mean they don't mean/represent something. It's more likely that 3J has something planned on the horizon, however.

Yeah, I'm leaning towards the "randomly assigned". A friend of mine suggested it might be by birthday, but that was disproved due to the fact that my other account,"TestingAccount" has the same birthday as me, but the Order for TestingAccount was "Architect" and not "Sage" like me.

That can't be right because I haven't been here long.

Kill yourself until you die.

...how many times will he have to kill himself before he dies? :|

Kill myself until I die? Have YOU been smoking the reefer? I'm not a cat... or a Warrior Cat, for that matter.

Yep, you're a maurader.

Dude, if Wardens are mods/admins, why the fuck am I one?

I more so thought that although it's randomly assigned, doesn't mean that it doesn't hold meaning. But, like I said, it's unlikely that this was the intended purpose and 3J most likely has something in store later on. Just a theory.

Yay, a fellow warden! 

We're so gonna take over this place mwahahahahahaha

As a marauder, I can confirm 

@JJJ-thebanisher

Should the title of this thread be censored?

I'm not too worried about it. It's not ideal, but the forums don't have a strict no-swearing policy.

I just changed the top post title.

@betaband Architect, huh? Looks like you and @Ford are in some good company.

This only proves my point on the Architects! We are the master race, all hail the Sages!

Woohoo!

Think not of race and flag. They are hormonal dogmas that serve only as barriers, an obstacle between us and cosmic understanding.

Oh. Him.

I actually already checked him hoping he would be a marauder.

As if. Wardens are the best. Wardens are someone that you trust to not abuse their power WHICH IS TOTALLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO JUST SO YOU WAIT MWAHAHAHAHA and they should possess all the best qualities doesn't make sense at all but just agree with me on this

I find it interesting how 3J managed to write four words in one-hundredth of a second.

Whoa! Good eye, Boss!

Omg xD 

He wrote OMS in one day dude.

Four.

I heard it was one.

The only thing this architect is building are lies.

I love you already.

I'm Yuisawachelsa. please make me your slave

That can be arranged.

I'm curious; What does that actually do though. Cos if it just means a weird thing on your profile and calling him "Master" then I ain't gonna do it; If, on the other hand, you guys are planning some secret uprising then ...;D

both

hmmmm how "secret" and how "uprising" is this secret uprising tho (if that makes sense)

It's not very secret at all, and the uprising part is due in good time.

How on earth do Architects even represent pure strength and goodness I mean intelligence I could swallow; Fine I'll even let you add goodness but "pure strength"??????

3J created the orders, I think he would know.

Filthy. These people spread lies through deception, but I have spoken and those before me have spoken that your kind does not belong here! All hail the Grand Sage Dynasty!

"Dynasty"...has this become China xD

@JJJ-thebanisher Do you see the madness you bought upon us?! We'll end up resorting to cannibalism by Friday! (Although, I'm not usually opposed to that.)

I am cannaballistic.

You eat...

Jars.

@Lick

Any opinion on the matter?

It's @LickReborn actually.

Jars. They would definitely not be my first choice, but let it be known, I am not a picky eater.

Doesn't it depend? Like, a jar could be made of solid chocolate.

Candy jars sound like a peculiar foodstuff. I have been yearning to taste candy skulls, however.

Sounds delicious

I am the grand prophet of the Divine Sage Continuim. I speak the words for an unspeaking Titan of unbelievable power. That Titan gave birth to a line of the most powerful individuals to walk the planet, and I, as the chosen one, have come from my people to free the people!

  So yeah, a Dynasty.

Don't think of shit in terms of dynasties. Dynasties are an animalistic, chemical invention that is an obstacle on the path to true cosmic understanding.

All hail Prophet mAsson!

To hail a prophet is to submit to dogma. Dogma is a dangerous path that closes the mind to its many options. Do not hail the prophet, but accept his words as they are. To accept dogma is an obstacle on the path to true cosmic understanding.

Fuck. What I do now?

Can I get my spork?

Alright, here's your spork.

Careful though, it's Eldritch and all that. Don't look at the center of the bowl without a clear consciousness...

What happens if you do, Sentsei?

If you do, you will be sporked to death a thousand times. 

I'm sure it would be something more impressive than that.

Ten thousand times?

No. I wish to hear the answer from Sentsei.

@Sentsei

Somebody needs you.

@ISentinelPenguinI

Summon him properly, fool!

What? He cannot be summoned by Sentsei?! Why, if he cannot be summoned by his title, I have to question his legitimacy!

Are you dense? The mystic powers that run Cystia would collapse at the implement of his title!

What mystic powers? This is the first I've heard of such a concept! Explain to me these 'mystic powers' which are no doubt lies that avian fool has taught you!

I can regenerate lost limbs. And organs. And bloods. And heads. Really anything. If your martial arts teacher hasn't gotten back up from the touch of death, can you really claim that they know everything about what they're doing?

There's also spork energy, but that's too powerful to really describe in full. Not like an Anti-Sageist Architect would understand, but all are welcome on the path of true truth.

The fact that I'm teaching Zag the ways of the Light Side is the only thing lending legitimacy to the title of Sentsei. "Sentsei" is just a term for "Teacher", so it needs no validation other than my credentials as a Sage and beacon of knowledge, which are a lot.

You say you can do all these things, but you have no proof! I have never seen or heard of these regenerative abilities before, but when I question your ways, it's suddenly brought up? You're making up shit as you go along!

You say that I can't understand "spork energy", but who built the factories that make sporks? That's right, us architects! 

You don't direct your pupils towards the light, you stray them away from it! You can't back up your claims in any way possible, your wisdom is flawed, therefore your status as a sage is flawed, therefore your status as a Sentsei is flawed as well! Your beacon of knowledge is a beacon of lies, not questioned by the youth you poison!

My regeneration powers are an ancient and well-established trait, and have been so since the dawn of my being. You're lucky my sources are limitted, now that forum games are deleted, but there's plenty of bits and bobs where it's mentioned and clearly demonstrated:

Healed a broken jawbeak between posts.

Superpowers are described somewhere in that mess.

Poisoned myself to actual death in this scene, and then got up. Part of a daily routine.

Wore a Poirot mask over bare skull and tendons just so I could rip my face off and pretend I was wearing a me-mask.

It's been clearly established during the spork wars that your petty manufactured sporks are false idols and objects of lies and disgust. Your spork factories are sinful, as you attempt to spread the lie that these divinely simplistic omnibeings are physically useless tupperware. You, Architects, have built only a tower of babylon that the Sporks are all but willing to destroy you for. The very fact that you believe they can be manufactured proves that you cannot understand it.

You can't back up your claims of me not backing up my claims, so go fuck yourself, son. Leave knowledge and wisdom to the Sages and go back to telling people to go build the geometry you click-and-drug into a building shape for three hours the other day.

I bet you needed your regeneration powers for a month after this beatdown. 

That never happened and you know it! The uniform coloring is wrong, and the guy there doesn't look anything like me. The innocent man in that picture is an alternate version of me where he became a puppy-rescuing pacifist and lover of everything, and would lose his regeneration powers on the condition that he hit anyone back. You were there when the thread establishing the alternate-universe selves was made. You're just butthurt about that blowtorch incident. Or should I say stumphurt?

Ok, I will admit that you have regenerative powers, even though you are ironically a degenerate sage...

But how is a manufactured spork different than these "divinely simplistic omnibeings"(emphasis on the quotation marks)? I mean, a spork is a spork, you can't spin it any other way, so if these "divinely simplistic thingimajigs" are better than normal sporks, than why are they called sporks? Is it because man looked at these gods among gods and said "yeah, yeah, that seems like a useful thing to have", and made sporks, thus soiling the name of the true ones? If so, can't we just change the name to foons and everything will be okay and we can make spo-, I mean, foons to our hearts content without you flapping your beak? I mean, shit man, if you REALLY care that much, we can even change the design!

Hmph, *tsk* *tsk* *tsk*, typical sage, mocking everything from way up high their pedestal, while we architects are down below actually doing shit. Also, you can't back up your claims that I'm not backing up my claims that you're not backing up your claims, so go fuck yourself, son.

HAH. Boom. 3 more to win.

Starfish are neither stars nor fish.The same is true for Sporks. It's true that they resemble a combination of spoon and fork, but a real spork is actually a 4th-dimensional being whose only tangible form slightly resembles (but is not, in truth) a spork. To say they are silverware is an insult to these nigh-omnipotent forces of light. Go ahead and change it, the lies you have spread have already done their damage, and it's apparent from the fact that you for some reason believe they were made to be eating utensiles. If the sporks were not benevolent protectors they would have ended you for your heresy.

Doing shit? Architects don't do anything. They sit around all day doing paperwork on local bureaucracies and try to sell designs to their boss so they'll contract people to build it for them. To be an architect is to be in an endless bureaucratic cycle of putting a lot of work into getting very little done. True, architecture itself is great and everything, but Sages are the ones going about teachin' and preachin' and finding self actualization.

Also, you can't back up your claims I'm not backing up your claims that I'm not backing up my claims, so go eat one large vagina and get back to me on that, child.

You say that the Sporks exist, but give no evidence or proof that they actually exist. There are reasons why Atheism exists, one of those being the atheists think that evidence of the deities of the religion existing is lacking. Also, if there is solid, concrete evidence that the Sporks exist, if we were to change the name and design of the sporks, we would need to enforce it, specifically making the SAGES preach and inform everyone that the name and design has now been changed and the new foons do not represent the Sporks in order to undo the damage. Of course, this would take a long time, but eventually the new generation would know to distinguish the silverware from the omnibeings. 

You say that Architects don’t do anything then immediately contradicting yourself by saying they do something. Without architects that design schools and pick out the right materials for the job, then Sages would have nowhere to teach and preach.

“Also, you can't back up your claims I'm not backing up your claims”
Oh yeah, I totally remember the time I couldn't back up my claims that you're not backing up my claims. Got me there pal, can't argue against that shit!

It's deeply ingrained in CYS canon. So long as we're in a world where Sages and Architects are actual things, so long as we live in a universe where rock, paper and scissors are an actual duelling method, we live in a world where the righteous rending of Sporks, the explosive powers of Chuck Norris, and the utter misanthropic evil of Strawberry Pudding engaged in a battle for dominion that damn near destroyed The Forums before they were temporarily sealed off by an implosion of reality. Now they've returned, because so long as we're going to have forum-pervading conflicts anyway, we should at least make sure their grandpa's there for them.

Architects never seem to do anything themselves. They just hope that one of their designs gets accepted unless they're some sort of architecture celebrity. Also, we have our own Architects, probably. To be a Sage implies wisdom and experience, you could be a sagely architect, in which case, Sages have pretty much the best of everyone involved. We could also be wandering monks, in which case Kung Fu is the only shelter we need.

Well you can't back u- Dammit, Bannerlord, this was supposed to be a several-page long gag by the time we were done!

I... have no idea what you're talking about.

For modern day architects, I agree with you, but older ones usually did the job of an engineer as well, giving them more of a hands-on approach. Hey, don't try to find loopholes in the system! You're supposed to be teachers and philosophers, you can't lump in other Orders!

Well, you can't back up your claim that this was supposed to be a several-page long gag by the time we were done!

It's very meta, and being as worldly and narrow-minded as an Architect, I wouldn't expect you to understand, but everything's right there if you really think about it. I clearly and concisely explained what happened. Not in detail, but still.

Teachers and philosophers are  NOTORIOUS* badasses. As far as I'm concerned, we're pretty much the Jocks of the nerd half of the Orders. Except, y'know, we have enlightenment and shit, so intelligence is also our strong suit, which makes you kinda useless aside from a sheer logistical standpoint where, yes, we do technically need architects, but since we're scholars of everything and protectors of ourselves, we pretty much are the other orders, only intellectually and spiritually superior.

*Ctrl-F for "pirates". You'll see what I mean in that particular article.

It would've been funny!

Saint Moses was my favorite.

I will admit that you said the bare-bones of what happened, but that's it, just the bones. You say that the Sporks and Chuck Norris and Strawberry Pudding fight, but you don't specify if the worshippers or the actual entities fight. What sealed off the forums? Were these three powers sealed off as well? Because it seems like they would just start fighting again as soon as the forums were opened up again. Not to mention that you offer no proof or evidence that this event actually took place.

Then why are we still architects? If some sages can do the job of the architects and wardens better than the actual architects and wardens, then why haven't we and the wardens been put out of the job yet? If the architects designs aren't being accepted because sages designs are better, then the architect would be forced to find other work. Since I'm still an architect, that must mean I'm still making enough money from the job, thus making me not useless. 

You say that it would've been funny, but offer no proof or evidence that it would've been funny. It's in the title of the sub-thread! I want proof!

 

Everyone involved was fighting, and it was very destructive. I would link to the thread were I initiated the seal, but it seems to have been lost in the great Purge, much like most of the Spork Wars. Though it did happen, and there were plenty of witnesses. One of them is Ford, but since he's a pathological liar, someone like Tim or Claw might be a more reliable source.

Unions. That's why a war is happening.

You can't prove funniness, it's an abstract concept perceived differently by everyone! Why can't you understand!?

Witnesses? WITNESSES?! Mate, is that really the best you can do? You do realize that the human mind cannot perfectly remember the exact details of this so-called event, right? I will not stand for this low-quality evidence and proof! I am a connoisseur of evidence and proof, and I demand quality!

But the Orders are all in one place, meaning that the sages that do architecture and the architects are competing, at least according to you, so my point still stands.

You say that funniness is an abstract concept perceived differently by everyone, but offer no evidence or proof this it is an abstract concept perceived differently by everyone. It's in the title. I want it. Why won't you give it to me? Why can't YOU understand?!

Sometimes you have to settle for Apple Juice because some asshole smashed all the merlot bottles.

It only competes because your unions hold monopoly over the labors of Wardens and Architect, so while Sages are just as, if not more qualified for the job, those with pre-existing jobs in the local area cannot be replaced with Sages, so we have to walk the earth teaching and gather in far-off monasteries. Your bureaucracy and monopolistic corruption keeps us from competing and forces us into a separate faction.

I'll explain to you, in exact terms that apply to this very moment, and how it would be funny, in a way that makes sense to EVERYONE, the moment you can explain to me in those same terms whether the couple from that Stanley Kubrick Artporn are truly in love or not.

Hmph, most disappointing. I was told this was a fine establishment that sold only the most excellent proof and evidence, but it appears that they were wrong. Good day Sent, but please do know that this restaurant will not receive a good review from me...

Why can't our unions hold monopoly over the labors of the Sages as well? 

You say that you will explain it in exact terms that apply to this very moment, and how it would be funny, in a way that makes sense to EVERYONE, but offer no evidence or proof that you would do that if I did what you said. I mean, I can't just blindly trust you, after all.

The evidence was tampered with! It's not our fault!

Because the definition of "Sage" is broad enough to be anyone. "Sage" pervades class and profession, the only thing you need in order to be a Sage is some particular knowledge and wisdom. An architect, warden, or Marauder can be a sage, because a sage is not a profession, it's an aspect of someone.

The point is that there is no way to quantify it, and I was trying to make you see it for yourself, but you had to go and be all architect-ey about it.

Spare me the pity stories! Everyone shall know that your evidence is terrible and the proof is moldy, everyone shall know that even with your best dish, the details are lacking and you use witnesses, witnesses of all things, and everyone shall know that the main course is the appetizer and there are no appetizers, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Yes, but the Sages that are an Order are a group, right? Our unions can split them into what professions they have, including architects, and monopolize the products that each category produces.

You say that the point is that-...Wait a minute, what do you mean when you say I'm being "architect-ey"?

Witnesses are fine enough evidence. Firsthand accounts are how Historians get a lot of the finer details of the past, and this just so happens to be a matter of site history and story canon.

Yes, but Sages refuse on principle, because we know that our sociopolitical structure is never going to advance beyond the Italian renaissance if you don't stop with your guild-like behaviour and allow the international market to get in.

You believe nothing that isn't right in front of you at the moment all the times. You don't stop to think or hypothesize. You can only bare to see paper exacts and never think for yourself. Such is the sin of the Architects, they are unable to see subjective things.

Recovery of history and recovery of internet history are not really comparable things. With easier ways to archival events such as the Wayback Machine, these archives being better able to stand up to the test of time, and these archives being a perfect snapshot of what happened, they decrease the value of witnesses. With history on the other hand, witnesses who write down the events that happened and preserve them are invaluable.

So you won't move into our society just because you don't want to promote the way our society runs things? Really? I can't imagine that wandering around and teaching and preaching to random folks and occasionally gathering with like-minded people would be a preferable way of living compared to settling down in a town. I mean, if you want our political structure to stop and instate your own way of running things, I'd imagine that a course of action would need to take place in order to do that. But, I suppose that's just too much for a sage to handle.

That’s my sin, you can’t fault the entire Order for my actions! What’s worse is that you don’t even provide evidence or proof that it’s the entire Order’s sin!

 

Not everything in history was built to last. Some things get destroyed before you can preserve them, some battles happen before historians can write them down properly. Things get destroyed, and this was long before anyone on the site even considered screenshotting threads to hold them down. In the same way, it is very much like asking for us to provide photographs of a historical event before cameras were invented, which, while great, is not something that's gonna happen. You only have accounts from that time period. Luckily, we have people from that time who can tell you what happened.

We have our own society. It's great, and allows for foreign trade and coordination and a market where people are free to choose what they want and shit. If building your own corner in the order of the world doesn't call for action, I don't know what does. I mean, aside from conquering things to edit them as we see fit, but we're Venice-Level protective of our people-chosen government and all that, so it'd be hypocritical to invade.

I dunno, seemed like that would be the Architect's niche in the brainy philosophy, since Sages are more heavily into figurative and poetic things, like the "Wisdom" you find on brainyquote.

Yes, but just because it's physically impossible to recover something, doesn't mean I can't fault you, especially when that could've been prevented. Let's say that John The Explorer explores a temple and he passes by priceless treasures while not knowing that they are priceless treasures, and comes out empty-handed. He returns home and tries to explore some other temples, and eventually he learns that ancient temples have priceless treasures in them, and learns how to preserve them. A few years later, he speaks with a temple enthusiast and he brings up that previously mentioned temple. The temple enthusiast is intrigued and asks about this temple, where it is, and what treasures John procured from it. John says that he cannot remember where it is and that he could not find any treasure, but he does say that he picked up this very worn-out and tattered map that leads to the temple, but he has not been able to decipher the location. He hands the map to the temple enthusiast and wishes them good luck. I'm pretty sure the temple enthusiast would be annoyed and would be left wanting more information about this temple from John, even if it is impossible for John to get more information about the temple.

If you have your own society and you don't care about invading ours, then why do you care about our society?

Just because the Sages are known for something, doesn't mean the other Orders lack that something.

Yeah, but you can't fault me for it, because it wasn't my fault, so fuck you... Also:

I mean, I could always regale you with more information about the canon of Sporks and Strawberry Pudding, but you'd keep asking for proof, which doesn't exist anymore outside of firsthand sources, which for some reason you equate to an indecipherable map with no information.

It's bothersome and keeps trying to monopolize us.

Kinda does, when the definition of Sage is the something, meaning that this something is part of what necessitates another group denoting sages.

Fair enough.

Please do, I promise I won't ask for verification. However, I didn't equate it to an indecipherable map with no information, I equated it to a hard-to-decipher map with little information.

How is it bothersome? And I don't think we ever tried to monopolize you, that was just a suggestion.

True, but in order to be good at something, you have to be better than average. Average being the key word here, which the other Orders must be, so the architects don't lack the ability to see things subjectively.

If your consciousness isn't clear...

Well, you know that death glare of anti-evil that Ghost Rider has? It's like that, plus napalm.

Whoa. Sounds fun.

Note that JJJ is a sage.

(And don't forget our other brethren Mod, Berka)

JJJ should never tell anyone what these Orders are actually for or mean.

Knowing CYS, dividing people in arbitrary groups like this, combined with imagined rivalries, there'll be ethnic cleansing before Monday. Or just a lot of spammy forum threads...

Something like that, yeah. XD

Woo! Go, Marauders!

Angela!? HOW COULD YOU!?

How could I what? I didn't do anything... >.<

Here we go again...

Actually, you didn't really.

It's just that... You're a Marauder... And I'm a Sage...

Remember that time when I told you that I liked vocaloid music?

Our marriage has endured greater schisms than this.

Wow, that's pretty Sagely of you. I think. I'm starting to question what Orders even are.

Does the Order allow inter-faction marriage?

If it doesn't I'm going to go back to laymanhood. I mean, no offense, but I'm not in love with any of you.

And none of you are hot, but that's kind of a superficial detail.

I think the order allows it.

There's already an out-of-wedlock wishbaby, so nonpornographic furfuckery can't be far off.

I strongly disagree with that last statement.

Okay, there is one hot marauder, and one hot sage. They're married to each other, and one of them is talking about himself in the third person.

In that case, we're gonna have to divorce.

I'm keeping the children.

It sickens me that you would compare yourself to my magnificent snuggy hugglebear so offhandedly. You aren't even half as shiny as she is.

D:

Marauders have a practice where you can take a "text wife" from another Order.

In fact you can have as many as you want as long as you're paying the writing price for the text wife.

What is written may never be deleted.

Shit... I don't wanna pay the marauders. Can we have Text Life Partners With Text Benefits?

What's wrong with marauders!? I'M a marauder!

We can have a murder festival with all the other marauders, like in the beginning of Game of Thrones!

But, like, Sages have psychedelic wine parties...

'Tis but thy order that is my enemy: Thou art thyself, not a Sage! What's an Order? It is no hand nor beak, nor any other part belonging to a Penguinite. Be some other Order!... Or don't, because nothing really changes unless we're in the same order.

That which we call Sage, by any other order would still be a flowery grass that grows all over Nevada!

And it continues here...

-sniff- -sniff- ALL MY AWESOME COMEBACKS, GONE!!! -insert high pitched wail here-

But really, this is already too long and a pain to read. We really needed that other forum -sobs-

1) Don't double post

2) That other forum was getting childish and ridiculous.

Meh, I'll agree on that. The poor person was just asking about orders and the thing turned into a full-on Order war thread xD

Sigh.No one can mention orders without a war. It is the way of life.

Truly it was. It was preventing us from cosmic understanding.

not that again

You guys should do like me and Sent. At least, we're semi-intellectual about our whole philosophy war. (Although, that goes much wider than simply orders.)

We are all disciples of The Great and Wise Penguin.

how many freaking masters are in this site

There is only one master and he is The Great and Wise Penguin. He will show us the path to cosmic understanding.

I'll bite. So what exactly leads to cosmic understanding?

I will leave that for the Master to explain.

Usually a long and arduous personal journey of external and internal trials and tribulations, as you come to truly understand the nature of the universe and shit, which, as we all know, makes you fucking awesome.

Is that a dogma I smell? Don't give me none of this "Master" shit, that's the kind of obstacle that makes you end up with Inquisitions and all that bullfuck. One should not accept only one teacher, for the world is full of lessons to be learned, listening to only one source will only bring you as far as that person can bring you on their own. And we all know that shit'll fuck with you all the way on the long and winding road to COSMIC UNDERSTANDING

where do you get this deep shit though;fortune cookies?proverbs?tumblr? jk

The way of the sage is to learn, and understand. 

The sage's lessons are never finished, for there shall always be more knowledge to attain.

The way of the sage is to teach, and direct.

The sage's council is unending, as the masses of lost and wandering souls never dwindles.

Cosmic understanding is unattainable, but something to be sought.

The sage is a person of wisdom, knowledge, and enlightenment.

The sage follows a path, to discover the truth.

This is the way of the sage.

Sages are running away with this because you're all letting Thara go out and write amazing comments without recourse.

Go Thara!

What can I say? I think it's just everyone doing phenomenally at things.