HEED THE CALL OF THE RED BUTTON, MIGHTY PENGUIN OVERLORD!
The red button calls your name... in ancient dialects that are no longer spoken, so your name sounds ridiculous now... It demands you that you push it... it threatens to murder everyone on a 1337 mile radius if you don't push it NOW!
You have to push it... your mind is crippled by the sense of RAW POWER. You can no longer hold off the urge to abuse your powers... you HAVE to push it... you WANT to push it! It is of utmost importance for the universe that you push it... it is your destiny... your calling... your fate.
Push it, nigga.