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Haaappy biiiirthdaaaay tooooo Tiiiiiiim

Haaappy Biiiiirthdaaaaay deeeaaar Tim-Tiiiiiiim

Haaappy Biiiirthday tooooooo Tiiiiiiiiiim.

(Probably gonna get sued for copyright)

Yes.

It's my birthday.

Although, because it's my birthday, I thought that life would go easy on me today instead of ramming me in the behind like every other, that today was supposed to be a "good" day.

It was not, so far.

Let's recap:

To start, let's start with yesterday, my day off. Although, it wasn't really a "day off", more like "a day without work so that I have more time to do errands". Anyways, I did all my errands, and ended around... like, 9, 10 pm? Hopped on CYS, wrote a contest entry, went to sleep. That it.

Now, onto today. I wake up, hop on CYS, see that I didn't get any points for my entry. Ok, I'll just clear this up. Post. Time to go. I leave, get to my place of business around 7:30. Get... just REAMED for not showing up yesterday. "But it was my day off, I had to do some chores!" I said. "Your day off was rescheduled for TODAY, remember? I needed you on Monday!" They said. Get sent home with 1 docked vacation day and a warning that if I miss another day, I'm not welcome back. Get home, Scream "FUCK" as soon as I'm through the door, lay down. Go back on CYS, thinking "Man, today was shit, I'll just go back and check if my contest entry was fine". NO. NOT FINE. I thought I had 24 hours, not 12! "GODDAMNIT" I scream again. Throw my phone at the wall. Phone falls apart because it's a piece of shit. Pick up and repair phone. There's a crack in the screen now. "MOTHERFUCKING-" Door rings. Who the fuck can that be? It's the cops. Noise complaint. Have to explain my day to the police so that I don't get ticketed or arrested! Neighbors come down to say that there was screaming. "Go fuck yourselves" I say as the cops leave.

We're at now now.

About to go cry myself to sleep because life is being a meanie and my fee fees are being hurt.

I apologize if I'm not in the best mood right now, but if you can't understand what I'm going through, fuck you.

 

Bye.

I got you a present

Heavy duty tampons

Thanks.

I needed something for the crying and runny noses.

Naw m8 you gotta clean the sauce outta your hot pocket, if you know what I mean.

Ooooh I getcha.

But I don't have any hotpockets.

Oh! I almost forgot with our pleasant conversation, buuuuuut! Happy birthday Tim!

:D

Thank you.

I hate you a little less now.

Oh? Less, does this mean there's still hope then? Great! I hope we can eventually move to a more cordial relationship. I am aware that life can become very overwhelming when one has many daily responsibilites. 

... Well, I mean, I don't HATE you. That's a pretty strong word. I'm just more a little pissed right now because a series of unfortunate events has happened on a day that, I thought at least, would be a nice time.

Where the hell do you work that they threaten to shit can you after one scheduling mix up?

A lot of places will try to call you to see what's up if you don't call off and aren't there after 2-3 hours, figuring a half day and maybe a written warning for a first time offense is better than a full day's lost productivity, especially if it's a day that you don't normally work or got switched around with late notice.

They're a bunch of assholes over there, and apparently, that day was very, very important to them or some other BS.

Also apparently, they were too busy to call me up.

I think that they want me gone.

*Grabs cane and hat*
*Paints on Hitler Mustache*
*Vocal warmups*

Smile, because I give three fucks,
Smile, even when your day sucks.
When there are clouds in the sky,
You'll get by!

If you smile through your fear and sorrow,
Smile, and maybe tomorrow,
You'll see the sun come shining through,
For you!

Smile, 'Cus you're not in the Congo,
Smile, 'Cus you're still standing strong-o,
Even though life can scare ya, you're free of
...Malar'ya,

Smile, 'Cuz you're not Marzanna!
Smile, here's Yoda with marijuana!
Life just isn't absolutely shit!
That's it!

This is the time you gotta keep on trying,
Smile! What's the use of crying?
You'll see that it's all still worthwhile-
If you just smile!

Nice try, Sent. I appreciate it, though.

Hodor

Thank you, Hodor.

Dunno what to make of this, but I love it. Thanks, Brad.

I've had more than my share of shitty birthdays, so I can definitely relate. Anything we can do to cheer you up, man? 

Not really. Kiel powers cannot help me in his situation.

Thanks for asking, though.

Happy birthday, Tim. I hope things get better.

Thanks, Derpino.

Hope your day rocks tomorrow.

EDIT:  happy b-day.

Nice save.

Happy B-day, Tim!

Thank you, person.

Happy birthday, Tim. Sorry your day's been shit.

Thanks, Steve.

 

O.o

Uh, happy birthday..?

You don't get to say happy birthday, you meanie.

But thanks anyways!

stopped at "Let's recap" - can I get a TLDR or is it even worth it?

happy birthday

nobody said happy birthday to me when I turned 18

probably because I don't have friends and I never tell anyone my birthday

TL;DR

Shit's bad, man, on my birthday!

We could put Mason in a funny costume and make him do a little jig if you like.

... you mean he's not already in a funny costume?

I choose what to wear. 

 

Wear a rabbit costume, they said, it'll be fine they said.....

Thanks, scrolling text man!

Happy birthday, Tom!

Thanks, Milk.

Happy Birthday

Thanks person!

You survived another year. Congratulations.

Thanks, Raven.

Ah, life is a bitch isn't it? It doesn't give a fuck if its your birthday, it will continue to screw with you.

Happy birthday Tim.

Thanks random person.

I know I guy.....

Ugh! D:

That's sounds terrible.

Lucky I got you.....a free package of points!

NNNNO

WE DON'T DO THAT HERE

But thanks!

OOPS!?

SORRY BUT U KNOW WE LUV U

K

Happy birthday m9

Lol who dafuq r u.

Thx tho.

No one knew I was a cat on the internet

but then you had to question me

(e-e)

lol np, have a great day tho

Well, because the normal saying isn't accurate for this instance, Happy Tomorrow! Hey, at least it'll probably be better than today. Maybe you can pretend that tomorrow is your birthday.

Nope.

It's all downhill from here.

Thanks anyway, though, Wibbon.

1. Go to nearest SPCA, or animal shelter.

2. Ask to have a look at puppies.

3. If they say, no break in at night.

4. Once in, go see the puppies.

5. Play with puppies.

6. If you have spare change, buy a puppy. If not, skip to step 8

7. Take puppy home, feed it, play with it some more, pat it, hug it.

8.  You should be HAPPY! If you are not you don't have a soul -_-

Really?

You want me to go play with puppies that will most likely be euthanized by the end of the month?

Man, you really are down.

Hey now your an allstar, get your game on go play.
Hey now your a rockstar get your show on get paid.
All that glitters is gold.
Only shooting stars break the mold.

Happy birthing day Tim.

Thx m8.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Happy birthday, and nice to meet you.

Schedule your own birthday, and have a nice time.

Your boss sounds like a cunt.

Happy birthday Tim!!!!

My present to you.,, 5 points! we just have to work it out via duel cause I can't straight out give you five points.

*Birthday hug* -Read

Whoa, no. Do not duel cheat to give someone points. That's against site rules.

Penalize her! Penalize her!

I'm sorry! I didn't know! I was just trying to be friendly and give him some points!

Did you seriously take 5 points from me! Isn't there just a warning for a first offender that didn't know!

What the fuck are you talking about? Kiel did not penalize you. 

Well, I had 28 and now I have 23, and there is no history of a duel with Tim, so someone took 5 points and it better have no been you or else you are dead!

Ugh, good night. Please, nobody respond.

Ok, sorry, that was too far. I wouldn't have killed you.

Read ... you're a moron. Duels, even ones that haven't completed, automatically take away whatever points you bid to set them aside for whoever wins the duel and they are returned if the duel is a tie. That's why the subtraction on your point page SAYS they were taken as part of a "duel escrow." The fact that you've dueled this much and never paid attention to what happens to your points before, and that you didn't bother to check before making accusations is no one's fault but your own. 

And making death threats is unacceptable. 

6/8 Kiel-scope, I think.

oh God, i'm such an Idiot! damn, why didn't that come to my mind. i'm sorry for all this. won't happen again.

Yes, some Kiel crackdown! I love it.q

# hashtag ninja edit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqR_SwwByMM

Happy belated birthday, bruh.

Dang it Shadow! You beat me to this post by uh...

*Looks at post time*

Oh, ten hours.

Well, hope you're feeling a bit better now, Tim.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY