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Pathetic.

Are you saying this isn't a cool retard alt?

Because that would be the only explanation that makes sense.

Of course they're from the Zea.

Pretty obvious.

Would have been less obvious if he'd at least used a different email account.

Rope pls 

I was going to welcome him, but it seems he's been sufficiently greeted by the banhammer. 

Hey, I feel ya kid. I did the same thing once. Here's a clue: wait a little while. Disappear into the framework. When you come back, rate a few stories. Maybe write a review. Make yourself useful. Then, when you finally think it's safe to go back on the forums (another hint: it's gonna be longer than you think), carefully consider your first post. Don't make five thousand threads. Be actually funny. Put thoughts into what you say.

Until then, shut the fuck up

Every point is actually worth $1,000 USD, but on account of international sanctions there is currently no way to cash it in. 

I see this meme continues to be relevant:

Anyways, many of today's established CYStians have a dark past involving ban evasion, and if you follow the advice in this thread, it will probably work. However, site culture isn't going to change, so unless you genuinely like the environment of violent forum PVP, ask yourself if the effort is really worth it to you.

Literally none of the noob creatures in historical memory who do the first two steps as their first actions on the site ever use the forums, those kind really tend to just disappear as quickly as they arrived.

Yes, the joke is that the first two steps are the newcomer's plan rather than what they actually do. They typically don't write 200k fantasy epics, but a large minority start to and then post exerpts from them.

The only one who did the first two steps was the author of your fate like clockwork. That guy was good. I even tried to find his work on Wattpad.