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Hey retard, how about you stop being such a pussy ass nigger faggot and do literally anything else?

..Ok?

Ah, it was inevitable.

You seem like the type of person who'd lose a fight to a push door.

 

Also, yuh mums a guy and you're a retarded jigaboo <3

Slur usage -1

New slur usage amount: 0

     You realize you don't have to actually earn slurs, right? And because you said the usage of slurs is negative one, not that negative one is applied to your total, that technically means you're saying you have an extra slur now.

Okay.

So how were you at -1 slurs?

I wasn't, it could be read as minus one.

     Minus one is the same thing. And what I was implying was that because it went up one to 0, that means it must have been -1 before. So how was it -1? And do you mean it, not I?

Let's not forget that Rooster was outsmarted by school children like he's one of those bumbling Home Alone villains. 

XD

Lmfao

Losing to children is one thing, losing convincingly is a skill

How has no one tried roasting this guy yet.

Because everyone loves me. As long as I don't get banned again for saying EndMasters name three times, I think you guys are pretty much stuck with me since I love this site already.
<3

... Yeah no this one's one of the creeps. (/j)

And can you not write ONE post with completely flaw-free English?!

I DO SOMETIMES!

Right...

Why are you retards so retarded and annoying?

Shut up retard, Avo is cool TvT

I don't think he means me... but thanks! :D

I hope you choke on your own two inch cock, faggot. I've never been a fan of arrogant retards who get outsmarted by fucking teenagers and think they're the shit.

I hope you put a shotgun to your head and pull the trigger, and when your mom comes in to jack off at your corpse she gets surprised at how little brain matter there was in the first place.

You haven't done shit and you're still pissing me off this much. You're such a retarded fuck ass faggy nigga that it makes me want to put the shotgun to my own head. Only the issue would be that my last thought would be your gorilla ass and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. This is why your dad is an alcoholic and your mom never loved you, you piece of human trash.

tl;dr, kys fag.

Damn! Didn't know you could get that angry. He totally deserves it all, though.

I didn't think he was that bad...

XD you're in a bad mood.

And to be fair, he was cornered by 4 people, not just me.

Fuck you too you stupid monkey, unfortunately for your one brain cell though, I have loving parents and you don't. I hope you get shat on by the horse your mother had sex with. By the way, you're a fag, go shoot yourself with the potato launcher your dad used as a substitute for pussy. I hope your head explodes messily so I can feed it to your dog and your family and tell them it's lasagna you stupid fucking faggot.

<3

Cripes...

Mods, can you please ban this little piece of shit yet again?

     C'mon, you're being rude too! And there are tons of rude respected members. Do you have a 'get banned as many noobs as possible' goal that you're trying to force him into or something?

No, he's just a major prick with no redeeming qualities that he's demonstrated so far.

Why? I rate and review games, unlike these other... Noobs.

I suggest you challenge one of the 'noobs' to a Thunderdome duel to let out your rage productively. You will either prove your worth as a writer or descend further into lowercase shame.

But they all get banned to fast! We're currently fresh out of stock.

I'd be down to duel, I'd like to write a short story anyway! 

Not me, not yet. I already have two others who have challenged me!

Oh, and I can do the Thunderdome this weekend, btw.

Although I haven't reviewed any games, I am better behaved than you.

Wait- you haven't rated any games?!?! How did I not know of this?! 0.0

I've rated a decent amount, just not reviewed

My dog? You mean your mother? Oh well, she's been choking on my cock since day one. I'd feed myself to her but I'm too busy eating her out, like your dad was never able to. He's so bad at sex that they had you. Loving parents- what a joke. You're mom's too busy fucking me to care and your dad's too wasted to give a fuck about who's fucking who. Go choke on the rim of whatever edgelord/chronically online glass you're currently drinking out of and pretend it's your mother's titty from when you were a baby and she still didn't give a fuck about you.
You're so fucking retarded that Cel had to move your ass to an entirely new thread. Sure, that means what I'm saying is dumb too, but at least I don't have your life- just the one who gave it to you in my pants.

I hate you too you fucking gay faggot. Go rate and review some stories like I am, and maybe I'd care.

There's no need to cuss or spam slurs to get your point across! If you're truly this pressed over this conversation, take a break. 

Wow, I wish I could do those insults. Sadly, I feel like it might flag the school admins or smth.

Your shit would flag the school admins? Sad...

I know, right? I feel like I could be good at it, too. So sad. It does mean that I get to be more creative with my instults, though.

Feel like I have to put this here since no one else has, and it seems fitting:

Lol, fag

     Just to let Rooster know, this is commonly said in CYS don't take it too seriously.

This shit right here is why we say "the r slur", what else is there to call what people do in these threads.

Lol

XD

Don't ban me tho, actually. xD I contribute to this site, and I'm still going at it right now, too. 

If you don't want to be banned you could try reading and rating stories to start.

I do! Look at my profile. I'm reading As Ink right now, too.

Lmao, yep

Read my profile gang T_T

Oh, look! You've rated a whole three games! Good job, your parents must be sooooo proud of you! Meanwhile, I've rated 59. Get good.

I want to make a bet. If I were to rate 100 games in 24 hours, I am officially Getting Good.

Dude chill. You don't need to rate that many games in a day, you have a life outside this site. But if you want to rate 100 games, sign up for the Needy Storygames contest. You might have seen it on the front page. You'll have a year to go through 100 games, which IMO is a bit more reasonable. Plus, you have more time to enjoy the games!

Anyways, welcome to the site! I don't think we've talked yet, my name is RK, and it's really nice to meet you!

I don't think he does. He's been at this all day after getting unbanned.

Nah, you could just spam ratings without actually reading them. Besides, you'd probably get banned before you can reach that goal.

Lol, truer words have never been spoken.

I've done 258.

Oh wow, nice! And you've been on here for way less time.

I tip my hat off to you good... Madam? Ms?

Miss would probably be the right term!

That's nice.

Miss it is!

I tip my hat off to you, good Miss! You have contributed more to this site than I have, and in less time!

Thanks! :D

Madam makes me sound old, and ms makes me sound like a full grown woman XD

Actually deadass though, I guarantee at least three of the people that have been trying to insult me are under my age by at least three years.

Additionally, I have thick skin. Attempting to shoo me off isn't gonna work so well.

And lastly, I hope you all have had a good day so far. I got unbanned because I do things, I don't just stand around yapping. Now, I need to get to Taekwondo, and I need to read and rate more stories. And I am talking to someone else anywho, so I can't really focus on all this negativity. 

Cya folks!

Bye! ^-^

1. Yes, we probably are. And we still managed to get you banned, even though you could have done some simple research into the classic blunder and simply avoided it.
2. If your past explosions are anything to go by, you do not have thick skin.
3. And, if I am correct, you only got unbanned because the mods felt pity for you, for some strange reason.

Fuck off already mate

Actually, I myself need to go, lol. Cya later

Just a quick comment before I leave, because I knew something like this was going to happen. I am not going to fuck off. You can whine about it all you want, but I do believe I was not "exploding". Like I said, I take the internet as a joke most of the time. 

 

It is kind of sad when children who don't even have their own lives are trying to ban me though. I may have gotten banned, but I was doubting it incredibly. Trying to ban someone online when you could be getting your homework done is stupid. And me still chatting with people online like this is kind of sad on my part. Time to go spar.

This argument is fun to watch :] Thank you for the entertainment, Rooster! :D

You're welcome!

You actually got unbanned mostly just for introducing yourself with complete sentences, figured that earned a second chance even if you're yet another school kid easily bamboozled by the classics. We'll wait and see how far the "doing things" goes. None of you have honestly been doing much compared to the amount of drivel being posted, but right now it's in your favor you've been here the shortest amount of time.

Understood. Just some internet fun, I suppose. 

"We make war that we may live in peace." -Aristotle

I don't much care for this filler arc
Who are these characters??

I'll just label them all as the collective "New Retard Generation" when I update the history thread before the New Year.

Hurtful, yet fair.

Actually you're in good standing.

Ah that sucks...