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@Sentinel

How do you feel about penguins?

@SexySilver

Why are you so damn horny? Settle down girl, I'm sure you'll be able to legally take care of this problem in just a few years.

@mizal hold your horses I just like writing romance slow down

Will Silver be the one to provide the renaissance of "the hottest and cutest guys in school are totally interested in you!!" genre around here? I'm personally looking forward to the one where the guy kidnaps you, but he's handsome and mysterious, so it's okay that he slapped a hand over your mouth and pulled you into a doorway somewhere. 

Sounds criminal and pervy.

This is looking more like the JAILbaiting and Hooking UP thread.

... I have high hopes for the lulz ^_^

@Avery_Moore “for the lulz?” What? And read my explanation.

lol...Yeah Avery, read the explanation....lol

Mizal is my hero! She caught a live one! 

... OH! God, sorry, totally missed the explanation there. Feel like a prize idiot now. >.<

@mizal and as for my profile pic, she’s my favorite actor. So no need to get annoyed, thanks! :)

holy shit your horniness aura is so tangible it's almost solid

We aren't annoyed. We are just having fun at your expense - see "lulz"

I don't recognize her at all, but I guess I'm just old. What movies is she in?

Probably "adult" films.

or one of those Nickelodeon kid dramas. Hard to guess.

Given that one fat producer with the teen girl foot fetish, those Nick shows qualified as both.

To me... She kind of looks like a really high quality blow up doll.

It’s Maia Mitchell

Is she one of those Disney child stars that went on to become a singer?

And my profile name? There’s an explanation for that too. Tell me if you wanna hear it- if not, I don’t want to have to take the time to type it.

Good job defending your non-horniness by responding with sentences clearly written by a horny person. If you have that much pent up sexual energy what are you doing on here?

I think the explanation will boil down to the fact that she is just horny. 

Oh, I like this.

@PresidentOfPoopies

How's the Brown House seem to you so far?

I would call this gold, but it's actually shit, sorry Peng

Not proud of it myself, Wizzy.

lmao. Maybe. Maybe not. Too lazy to think of a funnier answer rn

True.


I'm pulling an all-nighter.

Being a Demon of the Night is actually just his day job.

lmao yep.

@Bobberman @applebear @jennamcc @DemonOfTheNight

Why don't yall go and rate Wrath of the Edomite, Prophetess, and The Gods are Angered? They are all stuck at 6-7 ratings.

And, if you really wanna impress everyone, write a review!

Go read  It's a Boy! too. It is a very family-friendly game, suited for all ages :)

I just want you to know that I read this comment and not the description, so you should feel bad.

Lol

Good... now you have suffered as I have. My pain is shared and I am released of my shackles. Now I can live freely knowing someone else read that story without knowing exactly what they were getting into.

The Reign of Terror meanwhile has been sitting there over two weeks...

I rated that today. It was great.

@Sun11111 are you the kind of person who sunburns or tans more

@Lux_Inferni you like dick and balls? I bet you like cock and nuts too.

@ChickenDragon

Hmm...tell me why you like dragons so much.

A "chicken dragon" is likely some kind of cockatrice.

We already have one of those who likes dragons. Thus I'm more interested in how he feels about javascript.

@QuarterZ

how is that "stuff" going lol

@MysteriousMystery

Do you really think you can compete with the glory of @MasterfulMystery ?

Haha. I will leave the title of "Master" to the one who has rightfully earned it. I am content with my "Mysterious" status for now. ;)

@black_galadiir

Tell me more about the campaign your name is from.

@resolvent_fire

Why do you only rate storygames with the word 'and' in the title?

To fill the ever-expanding. all-consuming void of loneliness in my soul.

@ArunimAhm how did you find this site

@Short are you short?

@Greencloud

That is a very old account. We have members younger than that account.

Oh dear. I didn't mean for this post to draw the attention of the IRS.

The CYS IRS has stolen my points!

Oh well.

And more points are gone! I have the birthday tax but also a message saying "shouldn't have been online. get taxed on. IRS out"

Any reason too for this penalty? 

I didn't recall that I've irritated an admin in the last couple of weeks?

-pee pee poo poo poopy pee *farts in your face*

And why also the birthday penalty? Kind of feel a bit bummed out because I was so close to getting a new title. Oh and I still didn't get any points for the scavenging hunt. 

Tldr: I'll reward any person who gets my points back a drawing.

 

I like how you said in the last couple of weeks. I try to mess with admins once a month until they threaten to ban me.....PLEASE DONT BAN ME MIZAL, ILL MAKE A GOOD GAME I PROMISE

Can you please just shut the fuck up?

Wow that sure is a mystery.

As promised, since you didn't specify what kind of drawing you want, I did a grumpy Jack the bean counter. (I would like my birthday tax returns back too if it's possible) well, I also am not sure who gave me them back, but it must be Mizal.

Hey! This is really good!

Do they even have birthday parties in the Netherlands?

Enter still has them, so why not? 

Damn no need to put yourself down like that; we're here for that.

The picture is quite good so I will pay you 25 points, but I'm afraid that birthday welfare is a thing of the past and CYStians will just have to get used to being taxed. Ford it seems finds this a preferable solution to just coding in a thing that will adjust them retroactively.

Thank you very much and glad you like it! And know that I can always be bribed to do more drawings in return for points.

Art whore

Good art though

You see, I'm the exact opposite. I make a drawing, and points are taken away. 

@Xiro 

Was zero not available?

(Also, yes I know they're not a noob)

Yes, Zero is a 2007 account.

@NOTEndMAster

Why should we believe that you're not the true End master?

Since the site regulars are busy, I'll try to reel in some noobs instead.

@Stromestrom 

What are your thoughts on The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost?