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@Sentinel

How do you feel about penguins?

@SexySilver

Why are you so damn horny? Settle down girl, I'm sure you'll be able to legally take care of this problem in just a few years.

@mizal hold your horses I just like writing romance slow down

Will Silver be the one to provide the renaissance of "the hottest and cutest guys in school are totally interested in you!!" genre around here? I'm personally looking forward to the one where the guy kidnaps you, but he's handsome and mysterious, so it's okay that he slapped a hand over your mouth and pulled you into a doorway somewhere. 

Sounds criminal and pervy.

This is looking more like the JAILbaiting and Hooking UP thread.

... I have high hopes for the lulz ^_^

@Avery_Moore “for the lulz?” What? And read my explanation.

lol...Yeah Avery, read the explanation....lol

Mizal is my hero! She caught a live one! 

... OH! God, sorry, totally missed the explanation there. Feel like a prize idiot now. >.<

@mizal and as for my profile pic, she’s my favorite actor. So no need to get annoyed, thanks! :)

holy shit your horniness aura is so tangible it's almost solid

We aren't annoyed. We are just having fun at your expense - see "lulz"

I don't recognize her at all, but I guess I'm just old. What movies is she in?

Probably "adult" films.

or one of those Nickelodeon kid dramas. Hard to guess.

Given that one fat producer with the teen girl foot fetish, those Nick shows qualified as both.

To me... She kind of looks like a really high quality blow up doll.

It’s Maia Mitchell

Is she one of those Disney child stars that went on to become a singer?

And my profile name? There’s an explanation for that too. Tell me if you wanna hear it- if not, I don’t want to have to take the time to type it.

Good job defending your non-horniness by responding with sentences clearly written by a horny person. If you have that much pent up sexual energy what are you doing on here?

I think the explanation will boil down to the fact that she is just horny. 

Oh, I like this.

@PresidentOfPoopies

How's the Brown House seem to you so far?

I would call this gold, but it's actually shit, sorry Peng

Not proud of it myself, Wizzy.

lmao. Maybe. Maybe not. Too lazy to think of a funnier answer rn

True.


I'm pulling an all-nighter.

Being a Demon of the Night is actually just his day job.

lmao yep.

@Bobberman @applebear @jennamcc @DemonOfTheNight

Why don't yall go and rate Wrath of the Edomite, Prophetess, and The Gods are Angered? They are all stuck at 6-7 ratings.

And, if you really wanna impress everyone, write a review!

Go read  It's a Boy! too. It is a very family-friendly game, suited for all ages :)

I just want you to know that I read this comment and not the description, so you should feel bad.

Lol

Good... now you have suffered as I have. My pain is shared and I am released of my shackles. Now I can live freely knowing someone else read that story without knowing exactly what they were getting into.

The Reign of Terror meanwhile has been sitting there over two weeks...

I rated that today. It was great.

@Sun11111 are you the kind of person who sunburns or tans more

@Lux_Inferni you like dick and balls? I bet you like cock and nuts too.

@ChickenDragon

Hmm...tell me why you like dragons so much.

A "chicken dragon" is likely some kind of cockatrice.

We already have one of those who likes dragons. Thus I'm more interested in how he feels about javascript.

@QuarterZ

how is that "stuff" going lol

@MysteriousMystery

Do you really think you can compete with the glory of @MasterfulMystery ?

Haha. I will leave the title of "Master" to the one who has rightfully earned it. I am content with my "Mysterious" status for now. ;)