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HAH LOSERS

14 days ago
HA! PATHETIC LOSERS! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

So I guess this is a thread about bragging, such as how crushing your mother's dick is, or how many people have threatened to cut your ears off with a rusty fork, or how large your coin collection is.

HAH LOSERS

14 days ago

Congratulations, friend.

I myself recently took in all the groceries in one trip.

HAH LOSERS

14 days ago
Damn ok. I always try to do that and just barely fail. Good job.

HAH LOSERS

14 days ago
Buy less groceries, fatty.

HAH LOSERS

13 days ago
I'm a hungry boi

HAH LOSERS

14 days ago
What's wrong with you? You sound insane. You're talking like a crazy person. (Stop being horny, yeesh.)

HAH LOSERS

14 days ago
I FINALLY HAVE VACATION

HAH LOSERS

13 days ago

But can your boyfriend beat up Green's boyfriend?

HAH LOSERS

13 days ago
Let's be real. Barring the use of British knifery tactics, we both could.

HAH LOSERS

13 days ago

My coin collection is pretty cool ngl

I have like 26 of the state quarters, several different kinds of euro, some german coins, a 50 cent piece, a bunch of brass coins with stars on them that look like mario coins, several hundred *other* brass coins that must've been from an arcade or something because they have "not actually a currency" or something stamped on them, some kind of yellow ohio memorial coin, and several things that I'm 90% sure were brass badges and buttons that got the grippy bits sanded off. I haven't seen it in a while but it's buried somewhere safe and nobody's getting the map from me ever.

HAH LOSERS

13 days ago
Coin collections are based

HAH LOSERS

10 days ago

But certainly not based on the gold standard anymore.

HAH LOSERS

13 days ago

Oh yeah? Well I have TWO boyfriends! Take that!

HAH LOSERS

13 days ago
Your two hands don't count!

HAH LOSERS

13 days ago

Actually, it's my uncle and my left foot. Looks like you've been foiled once again.

HAH LOSERS

12 days ago

So is Wizzy just trying his hardest to insult himself before everyone else can now?

HAH LOSERS

12 days ago
If you cant beat 'em, join 'em!

Although to be fair, joining in on his own insult parade, sounds weirdly "on brand," of him anyways. I'd even go as far as to compare him to a exponentially discounted, alternative version of Emperor Palpatine whereas instead of winning regardless of who ACTUALLY wins. He loses in both directions instead :D

But hey! He's got two more "boyfriends" then I do so maybe he knows a little something about taking it from both directions!

HAH LOSERS

11 days ago
If these are the same methods he uses to reassure his parents he's not gay, no wonder it's not working.

HAH LOSERS

11 days ago

Shit.

HAH LOSERS

11 days ago
The tomatoes and green beans in my garden are growing nicely.

HAH LOSERS

11 days ago
That is very nice. Do you have any pictures?

HAH LOSERS

11 days ago
As expected, Sherb has the most wholesome thing to say in any given conversation.

HAH LOSERS

11 days ago

I can legally drink alcohol as of a few days ago.

HAH LOSERS

11 days ago

This post makes me feel really really really old.

HAH LOSERS

10 days ago
I have one too! Maybe we could have a boyfriend play date, as long as yours is up to date on all his shots. :~)

HAH LOSERS

10 days ago
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HAH LOSERS

10 days ago
I can confirm that he is! I think he'd like that :)

HAH LOSERS

10 days ago
Do vaccinations give boyfriends autism?

HAH LOSERS

9 days ago

I think that was already foregone with some of the boyfriends around here.

HAH LOSERS

9 days ago
Can confirm. No shots and all of the autism here.

HAH LOSERS

7 days ago

But I'm pretty sure you're also not a boyfriend

More of a control group autist

HAH LOSERS

7 days ago

I got a 125% on a test. This means I have at least 125 brain cells! Get FUCKEd nerds.

HAH LOSERS

7 days ago
More like 125 chromosomes.