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Alright time for a new thread.

My quest for the 36 hour boner goes unfulfilled :'(

I'm curious... Did the puppy run away because it was also raped?

I'll... leave that to your imagination.

Darius is just getting all the attention with his latest story.

ISentinelPenguinI on 7/6/2023 for This stupid storygame
Citing a headache for something as fucked and quarter-assed as this feels like when the author of My Immortal said Gandalf Potter called some middle schoolers motherfuckers because his head hurt. I would have accepted cholera or the suffering of cancer treatments as an excuse, because those at least have the potential to take someone out of commission for the duration of a contest. But this is no justification! No justification whatever. Also fish don't have teeth you fucking clod. I mean they do but they're tiny little pharyngial ridges and cleaned by swallowing, they wouldn't be bloody the way big ass mammal teeth get.

What about piranhas? Or... You know... Sharks?

Eliza on 7/7/2023 for The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost [delete]
It was good. I enjoyed the flexibility and variety of choices. I wasn't really expecting to die, but I suppose it makes a lot of sense. Honestly, there's no way I would survive a life like that. Simply because I don't like to die, but apparently I have morals and therefore must die anyways, I wish I could have been rewarded more or had some kind of benefit from spreading my skill set out a little more, but then again, it makes sense how that didn't help me becuase if you're just average at a bunch of things how can you beat another person's specific skill? Anyways, I enjoyed it. I aslo enjoyed the ability to go back and redo some things- let me see that there was really nothing I could do at that point and I would die basically no matter what. Definititely pulled me into the story and was very immersive. I suppose that I just don't like dying without any hope for the future. The ending didn't leave me feeling satisfied or resolved. Just kind of abrupt. Most stories have a happy ending- then again. I suppose that's kind of the point of having a story where you die. Despite my bitterness about dying (which I laugh at even now), good job, bravo to you, and best wishes on your further creations.




--Signed, a person who has never played a CYOA before but is somehow on a CYOA site

Briar's been getting a whole bunch of comments on her story in general recently.

Yeah, I really should have written a happier ending where the protagonist actually survives, but as all POF players know, there is absolutely no way of surviving in Innocence Lost... Hence why there are no sequels. ^_^

Hey, I'm sorry about that comment. I found the site, played the game (absolutely amazing writing by the way), and then there was a comments section at the end, and I kind of just wrote what I was thinking in the moment (naively- of course- as I had obviously never played any other online CYOA games before). After playing a few more, I think I understand them how this site works a little better. . . and yeah. Sorry about that.

Awh! No need to apologize, you didn't do anything wrong. ^_^

Never a need to apologize for a thoughtful and sincere comment.

It was just a funny comment, there's nothing to apologize for.

The origins of choice based stories like these just happened to be printed books that killed you a LOT. The plot branches all have to end somewhere or they'll multiply forever, and given the situations the characters are usually in, death endings often make sense. Well that and they're just traditional

Most of the storygames here do have winning endings. Price of Freedom is a stat based storygame though and some outcomes depend on whether your character develops the right skills for the challenges they face.

Develoos. That's my new favourite word. ^_^

Shaddup.

Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a mod. You can fix it. >.<

Purple story description: 

fuck you jay

I didn't proofread this. This is all for fun and also a test for when I actually do want to make actually storygames lol. This is for an awesome Discord camp known as RAD that's like Survivor. So yeah...

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Jay at last responded!

forcing your host to fucking play this was the worst mistake you can make, Purple. I'll be seeing you soon.
— JayChachi on 7/15/2023 5:23:24 PM with a score of 0

Suranna on 7/19/2023 for Wheeler & Brandt LLP [delete]
It's the summer of '18. I'm 13 years old. I wish to spend my computer time playing choose your own adventure games. I come back to the site where I read all those weird warrior cat fanfictions. I think, "Hey! I like love stories. I'll check out some of the ones in the Love & Dating section." I click on Wheeler & Brandt LLP. I ignore the maturity level. I obtain my first exposure to BDSM. I shoot myself 3 times in the head.

Suranna on 7/18/2023 for The Make-Believe Sandbox [delete]
This was so kawaii desu! (^///^)❤❤ I especially loved Yuina-chan! She was sooooo tsundere OwO. Arigato for this awesome work, Senpai! Daisuke! UwU ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Suranna on 7/18/2023 for A Handsome Man [delete]
My partner, Swissyoutuber is so handsome. He cares about me. He thinks about me. He loves me. I think about him too. He caught my eyes. He's inside my mind. I think I love him so much. He loves me too. I hope he'll come for me. I'll wait for him. I'll always be there for him. Suranna ❤ Swiss Cheese

Suranna, we love you. ^_^

I love you guys too! 

Suranna on 7/18/2023 for Hey Mom
Unrealistic, I'm Lesbian.

Especially the women. >:)

Charli on 7/23/2023 for Live the Life of a Cat [delete]
The Role-play was great. Even if it wasn’t warriors.


IT'S 2023
HOW THE FUCK--
WHY THE FUCK--
GAAH I'M SO ANGRY!

Who still wants to be a supervillain

Can someone commend that comment of Petros. It's a good thoughtful one. I couldn't even manage to complete the first part.

And Petros, buddy, you haven't written a story about a supervillain yet lol.

People stopped using it and it was sort of pointless and a chore as time went on.

Thanks Darius. Now I have to actually write it to save face. I was hoping this was forgotten

RayRiv on 9/1/2023 for Ground Zero
After going through and obtaining all four Epilogues, this remains one of my favorite "choose your own adventure" type stories I have read this multiple times over a decade, and it never fails to keep me enraptured. Good job mate.


Not funny, I just thought it was very wholesome and sweet.

With Chuck and Pippin deleted the site has lost one of its true classics.

Just saving a couple of reviews here so that historians will know what they missed.


Ogre:

This. Was. Amazing. There was so much rich detail on each and every page. The story just flowed so well it felt you wrote this just for me. The main character, Chuck, was so well-described he felt completely real. And the magic? The magic was woven into the world in a way that just made sense from the second page. There might have been some inside jokes there, but they were so carefully woven into the details of the world and the story that you couldn’t really be sure. Oh, and the world? Yes, this world feels like the result of a world-building that has taken years to clearly think through, develop, and work. People talk about how writing should include realistic worlds and ensure that things are consistent throughout the world, and this story really does that better than most. There were good options, and the puzzle was simply brilliant. This was a unique way to implement a puzzle with the CYS interface that I’ve really never seen before. It took me quite some time to figure out the puzzle, I was really stuck for a long time (sorry, no spoilers, you’re going to have to figure it out yourself). It was worth the wait, as the story beyond the puzzle continued along with rich storytelling and lots of excitement. The story really built throughout, making me not wanting to stop reading until I found the end. I may have ended up staying up way past my bedtime because I simply could not stop reading until I had found my way, along with Pippin and Chuck, to the end. I want to live in that jungle home with Pippin and Chuck by the serene pond.


DBNB, insightful as always and quick to get to the heart of any story:

Your writing is masterful as always,Ford. The storygame itself is dense with content and choices, and it kept me entertained until the very end. I couldn't help but be curious in all of the possible outcomes and decisions that are so neatly and wonderfully placed in this story. I have to say that I enjoyed every minute of this story. I'm tempted to say that you have outdone yourself, but your writing is always consistent in just how good it is. Thanks for yet another wonderful read, I eagerly anticipate the next storygame that you may create. Be it some inspired sequel to this storygame, or something completely different altogether. At this point I think that it is safe to say that it is only right for me to look toward to your next piece. The level of care and attention to detail that you place into each of your stories is always a treat to read and enjoy. Thank you once again, for writing this wonderful and enthralling story.

Lolfunnymuchmemesverygaylolbitcoingay
Gay and DepressedER!!!
GayDoge (Score of 0)
5/30/2023 12:45:55 PM

 

I mean, it fits the vibe of the story I suppose