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Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

I think we're pushing ourselves towards a dystopian future. Share your opinions on what you think and why.

I'll go first, obviously. First off, here we are, destroying entire ecosystems to build more homes, or new power plants, or whatever we want. Destroying the rain forest because we want more lumber? Why not just have some giant tree farms rather than destroy yet another ecosystem. And we drill for oil, metal, gold, etc., and we are basically tearing up what we live on. When we need to expand, we build both up and out.

And the way we treat the oceans - horrible! Think of all the oil and hazardous waste we put in there, the stuff we don't want. We are killing everything. And it doesn't help that we aren't able to do anything with the Pacific Garbage Patch, because if we make progress, some dumbshits toss more crap into the ocean to end up there. And the landfills are practically their own ecosystems. We have built giant ecosystems of our own trash.

Then we have what we do to each other. In every war, people die on both sides. Pointless deaths. With the creation of missiles, we had given ourselves more death and destruction that is pointless. Nazi gas chambers? Kills more pwople. As you breath poisonous gas, your neighbor is being shot with an automatic rifle, while your parents, halfway across the state, are being killed by a grenade. A nuclear missile comes down, and kills so many people, destroys so much. Atomic bombs go off as the sun rises in cities rather than in the sky. All the people we send to space, imagine what they do when they go down into the Earth's atmosphere. Some debris comes off as it falls down to Earth. Our one-in-a-kind planet that we live on.

So, basically, unless 100% of the world's population become tree-hugging World Peace activists, then we will all be lead to a dystopian future - if we last that long before the Earth spontaneously combusts.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Dystopia is lately defined by the government or societal hierarchy with a country, nation, what have you. You’ve said nothing about  the dystopian society we might go into, but instead just complained about war and environmental mistreatment. I’m sure these things could contribute, but by and large killing the environment and starting wars isn’t synonymous with a dystopia. 

Try again.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Fair enough, Ebon.

Think about genetic editing. Think of how those scientists are perfecting this. I can see the government using that to create some Terminater or something who is faster, stronger, smarter, more agile, and possibly even with little or no self will. They will do what the government wants. And when we all kill each other, they'll probably use them to have some roman empire slavery shit. There's the dystopia. Any questions?

Then after a few hundred years (or maybe not that long, you can never tell) Revelations will hit and I'll be up in heaven with my mother and my actual father, and I'll just feel at peace.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

All things considered, that's not that bad. Roman Empire is hardly dystopian.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

The whole fucking world can burn as long as it means fucktards like you are burning with it.

And honestly, I hope you fucking live through the initial blasts. And no you won’t be some post apocalyptic badass, you’ll be the same dumb ass pathetic fuck you are now.

At best, the only reason you’ll last for any length of time is because you’ll still have enough blubber on you to not starve right away and you’ll be so fucking desperate you’ll have no problems debasing yourself in order to get some water which will only be enough to wash the salty taste out of your mouth after blowing whatever local warlord decided you were entertaining enough to not kill and eat right away.

Which is what might happen to you anyway after they’re done fucking every hole you have and a few that they creatively made themselves.

Better yet, they just eventually get bored and leave you to waste away in some shithole ransacked ruin so you can experience the agonizing slow death of your fucking body which will now be fucking rotting from five forms of cancer brought on by the nukes and toxic fucking waste while you’re as you desperately scrounge around for a can of expired tuna.

Eventually you won’t have the strength to carry on, puking and shitting blood every five minutes. You’ll ultimately die as you lived: Usless, hopeless, and alone.

That will be the story of you and it will be fucking hilarious.

My only wish would be is I could be there to see the agonized look on your face so I could have my dog piss in it before your last pleading gasp as the light slowly went out of your eyes.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Wow, you must really like him! Most other members only got beautiful insults like this after participating in the Edgelord contest.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Actually he's the new "Endeavor" until further notice.

Personally, I would have just banned him for being another fucktard, but Mizal wants him around for entertainment, so I'm using him as a punching bag since that's about the only thing this shithead is good for anyway.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

At least there's someone on my side. 

But you know what, End? As big of a jackass you are, I bet that if you tread on my domain, you wouldn't last very long. And you never would. You're probably thinking of some comment that steams with your acidic hatred, but I know your smart. Or at least, I assume you are. Otherwise you're a sad, sad, guy living in your Dad's basement. Want more ranting? PM me, then, or say it here. I'll give you the link to sign up. Then another link about how much I hate you.

Sincerely, Magikarp7297, Also known as EatTheCake.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

You're damn right I wouldn't last very long in your domain because I have no fucking desire to join NAMBLA, you fucking degenerate dipshit.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Here you go, proving me right yet again...

I suppose you would never want to go to editthis.info, anyways. The system operator there would definitely ban you in a month, if you acted like you do now. And the fact that we can write Warrior Cats stories there.

Oh, and he's my great friend as well. And a degenerate would never be a friend with an operater. He and I have removed pedo stories, seen vandals, and even just laughed about you, End. He's perhaps the best grammer nazi you could know.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
You've kinda lost me. How can he possibly not be a degenerate and also be a grammar Nazi if he allows Warrior Cats stories? I mean, judging from the thousands that were purged from this site it would take an entire team (or several dozen) just to even keep up with and make them somewhat passable to even read.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

1.) He isn't an admin. All he is is a sysop. So, in other words, he doesn't make up the rules.

2.) Not all Warrior Cats fanatics have crap grammer. He usually will message the person with bad grammer 3 times, and if it isn't fixed, then he'll start to delete pages, or sometimes block people.

3. ) He has me. I have pledged to help as much as possible.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

So, what exactly is your point? Are you proposing you are better than End, or saying that your shit website that crawls with wannabe anthropomorphic preteens is better than CYS, which has been renowned for its quality? Whatever your intent may be, I say it’s time we throw this one to the furnaces. I’m tired of seeing his trash everywhere.  

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

My point, At Your Throat, is that I'm tired of EndMaster giving me bullshit!

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Then stop being so fucking hilarious.

Some guy on the internet flamed you. Ignore it.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Just stop taking everything so seriously. Look at all the beautiful insults, laugh and learn. If you want to survive on the internet, you'll have to realize that plenty of people are going to insult you for various reasons, and the best things to do are laugh along, ignore them, or at the very least not act like a faggot, which is what you are doing.
Edit: Too late. But great news! This means you can go back to your shitty site with kitten porn fanfiction, where you will be safe from mean haters.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
I PMed him a warning and some very good advice over a week ago, he chose to disregard it. End docked his points yesterday and he didn't seen that as a wake up call. He got golden A++ insults of the kind normal members would enter contests for and whined about it, even in some random newbie's thread. I even flat out asked End not to ban him a couple times since the summer's been so slow, but as usual, mercy was a mistake.

I can't abide ingratitude, and some people are just beyond saving. Hell, at this point Mr. Ace deserves an account more than he does.

Maybe he can come back when he starts growing hair in funny places or is at least old enough to drive a car.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Yeah it's pretty clear from all Cake's posts that he came to the site to fuck around and have no real contribution. Although, I did enjoy seeing the systematic destruction he brought upon himself by his idiocy... so maybe he did contribute something to my sick, inner joy. But for real, Mayana's post is Internet 101. Not surprised when someone who takes things too seriously gets butt hurt and ends up getting banned.

Also, I've been here for two months now and WC still seems to be the main topic when a newcomer bitches about this site which goes back years, right? My inner Kardashian loves reading the drama built around it. I'm despicable, I know. 

 

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
You've probably not even seen half his posts, unless you check the forum a lot you've missed the stuff that got deleted. This is the first thread he ever made that included an actual topic.

I warned him awhile ago he was on thin ice and to just stay off the forum awhile and focus on writing or reviewing. He chose...poorly.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Meh, banned.

He was funnier before he got it in his head he was some kind of protected species.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
You cheated, I win.

And if you ever fuck with the buttons again I will dock points.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

:^)

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Going on Vocabulary.com's definition of a Dystopian Society, I'll agree with you on your overall point because it's- well I don't mean to be a dick but- obvious truism. We're the OMEGA PARASITES OF DEATH in the sense that we leech until we can't leech anymore, hence why we're trying to get off of this soon to be depleted rock right? We're prolonging the inevitable.

 

I'm just glad when shiola hits the fan and sprays all over everyone, I'll be a long-gone rotten pos.

Also, our planet's circumstances are rare, but not one of a kind. Similar planets far out of our reach have been seen. Hope to leech more ehh?

"Utopian" describes a society that's conceived to be perfect. Dystopian is the exact opposite — it describes an imaginary society that is as dehumanizing and as unpleasant as possible."

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Unless technology advances in a way where we can re-arrange atoms to create stuff from nothing, or in a way where we can use hydrogen as a fuel source, humanity's kinda heckin hecked in a couple thousand years.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Did a quick google and here's EattheCake's profile on the site where he wanted End to do a dramatic throwdown with his admin friend or whatever: http://editthis.info/create_your_own_story/User:Magikarp7297

Looks like he really was ranting about End, I followed the link from the discussion section and found this:

Stop me from ripping someone's throat out

Please stop me, Platypus. On that other site, an admin who goes by the name of EndMaster dared to call me some degenerate who has "friends" on 4chan, whatever that is. And he said my mother's a whore who fucks mexicans. How dare he! I hate the mexicans because they ruined my life! God, I wish I could kill the bastard.

(copied and pasted post from End I removed, it's just the one from this thread)

Today Mr. Dick Admin made two posts about me in the forums, and on a thread that seemed good to me! It was entitled "The World's Future - Dystopia or Utopia?" He really is a dick. EndMaster is like the jackass, while Mizal is the person who actually likes me.




All the other guy said was, 'I hope that admin puts as much effort into writing stories as he puts into writing insults. --Platypus 17:46, 13 August 2018 (UTC)'

Haha, he has no idea... and I guess Mexicans ruined poor EtC's life in more ways than one, huh. And I was the one who actually liked him and everything.

e: wow, looks like I skimmed right past: "That MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF MEXICAN TRASH!!"

idk what to say, that boy just ain't right.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

On the off chance Platypus is a reasonable human being, then we might consider bringing him over here. At least that way he can see that Mexicans aren’t all that bad.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
He's already an important person on the Create Your Own Story wiki. They've got cool stuff like Spongebob's Day Off (Rated Mature), what more is needed in life?

But yeah I saw no evidence Platypus wasn't more or less normal in the two minutes I clicked around.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

If the sysop has a fucktard like ETC helping him, the site obviously already sucks and that's not even counting the warrior cat bullshit. I see even less reason to even look at the place let alone join it.

As for the racist rant against Mexicans and everything else...lol.

Just Lol.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

So curiosity got the better of me, and I glanced over there mainly to possibly read more funny shit about me because people melting down is hilarious.

And apparently I’ve wandered over there before. In fact the site’s been linked to from here a few times. The first time I think was Fazz linking to some demon possession sex story a few years back.

Given some of the stories I’ve stumbled on over there, my NAMBLA insult wasn’t too far off the mark.

Oh and I'll save this bit just incase they try to delete/hide more of that conversation:

Well yes, Endmaster actually has written several fantasy epics. Rogues is the newest, clocking in at over half a million words. Eternal is an older work that's even larger and a lot of people's favorite, and Ground Zero is a fun post apocalyptic story that I've always been a fan of. I'd recommend any fan of CYOAs have a rummage through the featured games list on chooseyourstory.com, a lot of his stuff is on it.

Anyhow I banned Magickarp today since he seemed pretty determined to ignore all advice and we were getting a lot of complaints about him. Decided to come over here for a quick glance around since he linked the place and threatened to sic you on End or whatever. Although I probably wouldn't have waited so long if I'd read his ranting about Mexicans beforehand to be honest, lol.

--Mizal, half Mexican piece of shit

yes

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Mardox: Father's side of the family is Mexican. Can confirm they ruined EattheCake's life.

Zag: Same.


EndMaster: Hey Digit, Eatthecake said Mexicans ruined his life, can you confirm?

Digit: Can confirm.

Mizal: Got a decent number of half-Mexicans on CYS it seems like, next time he comes into our neighborhood we cut him.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Well that maricon EtC got virtually sliced up by an internet gang of loco Mexicans (Hell apparently AYT is even Mexican, didn't realize we had so many here) so I guess that wraps it up.

I like his buddy's words to him on the other site though.

My condolences on your banishment from the other site. When a user fights with an admin, the admin is going to win.

I’ve been trying not to ask, but I’m going to anyways. What is the deal between you and Mexicans? Even if you feel that some Mexicans ruined your life, were these people somehow representative of all Mexicans? Has every single citizen of Mexico banded together to conspire against you? Was your ruination in some way connected to their being from Mexico? You might want to consider how you’re coming across when you rant about Mexicans as a group rather than addressing the specific people who you feel ruined you. You’re sounding like a bigot, and bigotry is a very ugly thing. -- Platypus 11:32, 14 August 2018 (UTC)

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Platypus seems incredibly patient with what seems to be a clingy and probably mostly unwanted preteen minion.

Although I thought it was pretty funny EtC thought he was fighting a war, when it was more like he just sort of showed up to request his own execution.

>When a user fights with an admin, the admin is going to win.

...well, with certain exceptions.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
And that's interesting, a real live 3D female who is ALSO Mexican and loves to look like an anime girl? It's almost like @At_Your_Throat and @Digit were made for each other.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
I ship

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Nevermind let's not do that, I take it all back

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Oh god...

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

That’s genuinely disgusting.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
*a painting of the installation of a flag upon a wooden raft already floating on the water; the flag reads: "That's genuinely disgusting."*

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Okay so as far as starting a brownish gang of mostly Mexicans goes, Ebon has admitted (with suspicious reluctance) that his mom is 'technically' Hispanic.

I understand why he keeps that to himself though, he has that boner for Alexander the Great and it gives him a little thrill when people ask him if he's Greek.

I asked Coins and Swiftstryker if they thought they could pass if they just opened their eyes a little wider and put on a sombrero, got a yes.

We're still a bunch of assorted weak nerds led by a middle aged librarian though, I mean that's fine for back-alley brawls with 12 year old autists who name themselves after Pokemon, but IMO if we're gonna be taken seriously we need to go...darker.

You're going to have to unban Honor4Ever I'm afraid, and somebody get out there and find WiggleWiggleWiggle. With no help from Brad or Wibbons at all I distinctly recalled that she is a Maori Warrior Queen who once sassed a mall rent-a-cop and made a thread about it. This is the kind of hardcore street cred we need.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
Hey! I'm more brown than most Asians I know, irl! I could pass as Argentinian.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

If I just completely lost my will to live for anything in the real world, I could totally shave my head and be your very own Prison Albino. Every badass gang has one, I've seen Movies!

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
BD looks Mexican

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Like Malk once said, considering I popped a cap in Honor's ass, he's obviously not gangsta enough to avoid getting murked by a 40 year old librarian.

In any case most Mexican gangs don't really give a shit about how dark you are, if anything they're more likely to accept someone white that's "Mexican in his heart" rather than someone black.

Hey, I don't make the rules, there's actual historical fact on this shit. One of the big names in the Mexican Mafia was a guy named Joe "Pegleg" Morgan and he was Croatian. (So I guess Mayana can join seeing as she also from some third world balkian/slavic shithole)

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
I was having a look around the CYOA portion of that site again and I really almost feel bad for Platypus and the one of two others trying to salvage it. If they're really committed to the wiki format seems like they'd be better off starting fresh somewhere than in a place with a history like it has, where right in the discussion section of the front page you can see rants like:

"You are totally wrong about written descriptions of underage sex being illegal. The fact that the material could be considered obscene, and thus illegal (in the US) would actually apply equally to any story with any extreme sexual activity. It can be applied to rape, bestiality, and just about ANY story that contains sexual descriptions. It is based on a remnant of a struck down child protection law that was unconstitutional, which is why it is sited for material directly related to children. The law is laughable, and you may have found one of the few cases where it was actually used, and the only one that I am aware of that actually made it through successfully. The user who pointed it out to you must be a free speech hating Nazi to bring up such an unlikely and remote senario as based on such a law. If this law were actually a problem, the largest sex story site on the internet [REDACTED] would not exist. No reasonable court would rule that you are guilty of transporting obscenity for something someone else wrote on your website. I'm not trying to tell you how to run your site, but if the "no pedo stories" rule stands; I will be leaving."

"No pedo stories? Why, you must be some kind of free speech using Nazi! Good day to you sir, I'm taking my balls and going home!"

Oh and this was also there:
Yes, I'm on. My other site has an admin who's being a dickhead, so I'll be spending more time here. --Magikarp7297 05:40, 12 August 2018 (UTC)

Got a feeling anyone even remotely in EtC's conversation circle now knows about that that evil Endmaster. Although he hasn't posted any response yet to Platypus' post so I guess we're not going to see a very special episode play out.

"Magikarp, why do you hate Mexicans?"

"It was because of you, all right Dad?! I learned it by watching you!"

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago

Just a note of concern even though he's dead, we don't destroy the rain forest for lumber that much, we tend to destroy it for farmland and such, which no, we can't use giant tree farms for.

Magikarp's Mexican Adventure

2 years ago
I wonder if he realizes tree farms already exist?