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DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
Here’s the idea. Just respond to this post with “H” or “T” (heads or tails). I will then flip a coin. If you win the toss, I will write a short story about you BRUTALLY MURDERING ME. If you lose, I will write a story about me BRUTALLY MURDERING YOU. That’s it.

Story is guaranteed to be at least 1k words. NOTE: I cannot guarantee satisfaction in the story, but I do guarantee fairness in the coin toss (unless you’re a bribable mod, in which case I will cheat in your favor).

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago

T

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
You won

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
H

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
You win

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago

T

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
You lose

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
Is this thread weird to anyone else?

Idk, maybe I'm crazy, it just seems like it might be a little weird.

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
No, you’re definitely right. I’m actually looking for a bloodless loophole right now, and I think I may have one. Petros was a crackhead half an hour ago

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago

T.

There's no way to lose this, I get a story about me in both possible outcomes.

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
Well, you won anyway

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
Update: due to a correction in my lack of foresight and my reluctance to write about children murdering or being murdered, I will be butchering the meaning of the word. This should result in family friendly fairytales teaching the loser a lesson by means of a flock (or murder) of crows.

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago

T

If I don't win this coin toss I'm donating all your points to homeless people.

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
Wow, incredible! You won! How surprising

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
H

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11 months ago
You won, Peng (I’m on a bad streak)

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
I am an adult and I would like to fight you back in dinosaur times on the edge of a volcano, using weapons from the Blacksmith generator.

H

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11 months ago
You won (this is why I should never gamble)

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11 months ago

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
You lost. Sorry, someone had to

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11 months ago

yes yes yes yes yes yes 

T

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
You lost. If you want, I can include your mom

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago

I would rather you not.

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
T

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
You lost, sorry

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11 months ago
I win if the coin gets stuck in a crack of the sidewalk thus landing on its edge

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11 months ago
You won, which is crazy, because I’m using a digital coin

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11 months ago

I can't help but think that the legion is a bad influence for Petros.... The idea sounds fun.

H

Edit: you're now sitting at 11.000 words of bloody carnage.

DOESN’T ANYBODY WANT TO MURDER ME?

11 months ago
You won. Also, I’m sitting at 9,000 words of wholesome Corvid lessons and 2,000 words of bloody carnage. Which reminds me, there’s a couple of special endings for you in my last story game :)

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11 months ago

Fine, I'll review your game.

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11 months ago
Suranna's mom picks H (because of course she does)

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10 months ago

So, how's this coming along?

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10 months ago
It gets here when it gets here. You can't rush mediocrity

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9 months ago
a tad late
H

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9 months ago
Tails. Get rekt. And for anyone watching, no, I have not forgotten my obligations.

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9 months ago

T

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9 months ago
H