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Here’s the idea. Just respond to this post with “H” or “T” (heads or tails). I will then flip a coin. If you win the toss, I will write a short story about you BRUTALLY MURDERING ME. If you lose, I will write a story about me BRUTALLY MURDERING YOU. That’s it.

Story is guaranteed to be at least 1k words. NOTE: I cannot guarantee satisfaction in the story, but I do guarantee fairness in the coin toss (unless you’re a bribable mod, in which case I will cheat in your favor).

T

You won

You win

T

You lose

Is this thread weird to anyone else?

Idk, maybe I'm crazy, it just seems like it might be a little weird.

No, you’re definitely right. I’m actually looking for a bloodless loophole right now, and I think I may have one. Petros was a crackhead half an hour ago

T.

There's no way to lose this, I get a story about me in both possible outcomes.

Well, you won anyway

Update: due to a correction in my lack of foresight and my reluctance to write about children murdering or being murdered, I will be butchering the meaning of the word. This should result in family friendly fairytales teaching the loser a lesson by means of a flock (or murder) of crows.

T

If I don't win this coin toss I'm donating all your points to homeless people.

Wow, incredible! You won! How surprising

H

You won, Peng (I’m on a bad streak)

I am an adult and I would like to fight you back in dinosaur times on the edge of a volcano, using weapons from the Blacksmith generator.

H

You won (this is why I should never gamble)

H 

You lost. Sorry, someone had to

yes yes yes yes yes yes 

T

You lost. If you want, I can include your mom

I would rather you not.

T

You lost, sorry

I win if the coin gets stuck in a crack of the sidewalk thus landing on its edge

You won, which is crazy, because I’m using a digital coin

I can't help but think that the legion is a bad influence for Petros.... The idea sounds fun.

H

Edit: you're now sitting at 11.000 words of bloody carnage.

You won. Also, I’m sitting at 9,000 words of wholesome Corvid lessons and 2,000 words of bloody carnage. Which reminds me, there’s a couple of special endings for you in my last story game :)

Fine, I'll review your game.

Suranna's mom picks H (because of course she does)

So, how's this coming along?

It gets here when it gets here. You can't rush mediocrity

a tad late
H

Tails. Get rekt. And for anyone watching, no, I have not forgotten my obligations.

T

H