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• Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
• Tell me about your first car.
• Do you drink coffee or tea?
• If you could have any super power, what would it be?
• If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be?
• Do you believe in luck?
• Do you play video games?
• Do you believe people are inherently good?
• How often do you shower?
• What is your favorite board game?
• What is your favorite charity?
• Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
• Do you prefer cats or dogs?
• Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area?
• What is your favorite season?
• Do you speak any other languages?
• Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
• What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week?
• What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week?
• Do you sing in the shower?
• What is the most valuable thing that you own?
• What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?

Not anymore. 
Can't.
Tea.
Changing from solid to... not solid, I guess? 
Another person.
No.
Hell yeah.
No.
Daily. 
Elder Sign.
Make a Wish.
No.
Dogs.
City.
Spring.
Yes.
Once.
I found fifty bucks on the street and realized I was going to be an uncle in less than a week.
I fell super behind on an important thingy and lost marks.
Sometimes.
My computer.
Walk up to this girl I like, kiss her on her fucking face and not give a shit about the reaction. 

Screw it.

1) I used to, but not anymore. Funnily enough, I had some kind of insecurity as a child, and I had, like, 6 stuffed animals (love you "Dolphy" and "Elefant" <3) which I'd cuddle with all night to keep away nightmares.

2) It's, uh, broken...

3) Tea, but I badly need to start drinking coffee. 

4) Telekinetic Atomic Manipulation: The ability to create/change/destroy atoms/matter with your mind. If you're smart, you can actually give yourself every superpower. 

5). Does this deserted island have drinkable water and food? If not, I'd likely take one of those. If so, I'd take some kind of shelter, or something I can use to make a shelter.

6) I'm the luckiest bastard in the luckiest country, goddammit! Of course I believe in luck! Well, not as much as other people, but I still think it exists. It's something that can be...controlled. 

7) This is the dumbest question so far. Of course I play video games!

8) Fuck no, people can be born sociopaths no matter what upbringing they have. Hell, I've got an awesome life and I can admit to having a light and dark side.

9) In the afternoons once a day, however sometimes I'll have it in the morning as well.

10) Who plays board games? XD I like chess.

11) Skyrim.

12) Nope.

13) I'd have to say dogs. Despite having both cats and dogs, I think I just enjoy the company of dogs more.

14) I already live in a rural area, so I'm bias towards it. Definitely rural.

15) Winter is life

16) Indonesian, because we were taught it in school, but I've forgotten most of it :P

17) Yes, actually. I think. I'm not sure. It was like that sad-happy feeling when you're a combination of both.

18) My bro got a new, free HD TV off the side of the road. Also, not having to use the same TV to play games is fun! :P

19) Searching for fucking batteries... Ugh. 

20) Not often, at least not anymore, however I do it occasionally. Now I just think n' shit.

21) My laptop. I'm not that needy XD 

22) Lots and lots of bad things. Well, that depends if I know that I had 24 hours to legitimately live or not. If I thought it might just be a troll or something, I'd probably just carry out living like normal. No sense in having everyone worry about it. 

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No.
Tell me about your first car. Chevy Lumina. Totalled while parked.
Do you drink coffee or tea? Lots of coffee, some tea.
If you could have any super power, what would it be? Flight.
If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be? My glasses.
Do you believe in luck? No.
Do you play video games? Rarely.
Do you believe people are inherently good? No.
How often do you shower? Frequently.
What is your favorite board game? Settlers of Catan.
What is your favorite charity? Worldbuilders.
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.
Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cats.
Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area? City.
What is your favorite season? Fall.
Do you speak any other languages? No.
Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No.
What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week? I got to take Friday off.
What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week? I found out my sister's editor rejected her manuscript.
Do you sing in the shower? No.
What is the most valuable thing that you own? My computer.
What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live? Write a lot of letters to people I wouldn't get to say goodbye to in person.

• Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?  I'll put her on a diet.
• Tell me about your first car.  It was a beater.
• Do you drink coffee or tea?  Yes!
• If you could have any super power, what would it be?  Sleeping through the night.
• If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be?  A boat.
• Do you believe in luck?  Bad luck - yes; good - not so much.
• Do you play video games?  Not really.
• Do you believe people are inherently good?  At what!?!
• How often do you shower?  Every spring, whether I need it or not.
• What is your favorite board game?   Diving.
• What is your favorite charity?  Me.
• Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?  When they finally caught me, yes.
• Do you prefer cats or dogs?  I'd rather have a salad.
• Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area?  The country.
• What is your favorite season?  Sage, especially good in sausage.
• Do you speak any other languages?  Does hillbilly count?
• Have you ever cried because you were so happy?  I am right now!  ^_^
• What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week?  Snow.
• What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week?  The snow!
• Do you sing in the shower?  When I know the words.
• What is the most valuable thing that you own?  My debts!
• What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?  Take out a loan.

Yes, uhm, let's stop talking about this.

My first what?

Tea. I'm proper, bitch.

Invisibility.

A helicopter.

Sort of.

Fuck yeahhh

No

Every evening

The Game of Life >.<

FMSC

Nope

Dogs. I'm allergic to cats, anyway.

City.

Summer

I'm learning Spanish

Yes

A lot of stuff.

A lot of stuff.

All the time

My smile (it's rare, but I'm not depressed or anything. I just always look pissed of or deeply saddened, even if I don't FEEL that way)

Kiss my crush, eat A LOT of food, act crazy, party a lot, beat up my enemies, ect. Then, after praying for a long time, jump off the Empire State Building while screaming "BY THE POWER OF GRAMMAR, I CONDEMN YOU TO LANGUAGE HELL" and, as I said hell, punch someone in the face at the bottom. :)

1. Not out of habit, no.
2. It's my current car, and it's kinda in crappy condition right now.
3. Tea.
4. Telepathy and persuasion.
5. Satellite phone.
6. No, not really.
7. Yes.
8. Too complicated to answer.
9. I prefer to bathe.
10. Chess or Mancala.
11. I honestly don't know. Don't get me wrong. I try to help people in need, but I have never really donated to a big charity, besides Salvation Army.
12. Kinda.
13. Dogs have more meat and are easier to catch.
14. The latter.
15. Fall.
16. No, but I can read Spanish and a little German.
17. Not that I can remember.
18. Rather not say.
19. Rather not say.
20. I'm always singing, and I don't take showers. Remember?
21. Sentimentally or in terms of actual material value?
22. Umm...If I only had 24 left, chances are I'd be in a hospital bed dying.

• Yep but not a whole lot of sleeping goes on ;)
• thinks about first/current car...MEH.
• Yes
• Time control..you'd never have to worry about deadlines again lol
• Dahhh...that's just impossible to answer :P Would the clothes on my back count as items?
• Yes
• Used to, but it was taking up too much time...I miss it.
• Yes
• Every other day
• Hmm...chess, probably
• My parents Don't really have one
• Nope
• Snowys, of course :)
• Err..rural, I think. It really depends on my mood, though.
• Hmm...it's all the same in the UK lol. I'll just say Spring.
• Nah, not really.
• I cry with laughter pretty frequently, if that counts :) Speaking of which, you guys are funny lol...some of the things said on this thread just made my day.
• Erm...I found a penny on the floor!
• I got kicked in the nuts lol. Technically, that was last week, but it feels like it was just yesterday...
• I'm Elvis in that shower!
• My car, I guess, if we're talking material value.
• 24 hour long orgy at Marlinspike Hall!

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Does a pillow pet that's occasionally on my bed count?

Tell me about your first car. Haven't had one yet. Though mmy parents are in the process of looking for one. I'll be allowed to buy it from them once I turn 18

Do you drink coffee or tea? I will drink both but I'm a coffee addict

If you could have any super power, what would it be? To fly

If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be? A helicopter

Do you believe in luck? Nope, people get what they deserve

Do you play video games? Mhmm, mostly minecraft

Do you believe people are inherently good? No, even "good people" struggle to stay good sometimes

How often do you shower? Every day. Sometimes twice a day

What is your favorite board game? Life

What is your favorite charity? Red Cross

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope!

Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs

Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area? City

What is your favorite season? Winter, when it actually snows. -.- For those of you snowed in, I'll take some of it please

Do you speak any other languages? I speak a little Japanese

Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yep, last time was when the Seahawks made it to the super bowl this year ^_^

What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week? I came back to CYS! love you guys

What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week? Got yelled at for something I didn't do I guess... It's been a very un-eventful week

Do you sing in the shower? Oh of course ^_^

What is the most valuable thing that you own? A gold coin necklace from my grandpa

What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live? Buy a last minute ticket to go see my boyfriend and spend the remaining time with him

If I had a superpower it would to be to understand the meaning of life and the universe and not getting 42 as the answer to get the question.

Summer is my favorite season.

Dog are cool cats are dicks.

If I was on a desert island I would want a knife to slit my wrists.

The most valuable thing I own is a cigar box given to me by my grandfather when he died. It's not worth that much because I have had to fix it several times, but its just one of those items I never want to let go.

I would go pretty dark if I only had 24 hours to live. I would kiss a girl, and if that didn't go well the rest of the day would be me letting out EVERYTHING I have repressed over the last 17 years.

No.

Meh.

I prefer tea.

Shape shifting all the way.

The world's best and most descriptive survival guide.

Not really.

Yeah.

No.

Every other day.

Monopoly. It's hard to choose a favorite, though.

I don't believe I have a favorite.

No.

Cats.

Rural.

Spring. It's just so perfect then...

Yeah.

Meeeehhhh.

I learned that I'm gonna perform somewhere with my school's band.

I learned that I forgot to do something very important. Now I'm screwed.

No.

My tablet (my computer is utter garbage).

Live life to the fullest.

• Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No
• Tell me about your first car. Don't have one
• Do you drink coffee or tea? Coffee, though not heavily.
• If you could have any super power, what would it be? Godlike genius.
• If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be? A boat.
• Do you believe in luck? No.
• Do you play video games? Yes.
• Do you believe people are inherently good? Nope.
• How often do you shower? Once a day.
• What is your favorite board game? Settlers of Catan or chess.
• What is your favorite charity? WWF
• Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.
• Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs. I'm allergic to cats.
• Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area? Cities.
• What is your favorite season? Summer.
• Do you speak any other languages? Not fluently yet.
• Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No.
• What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week? I got accepted into a writing program.
• What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week? I did badly on a math test.
• Do you sing in the shower? No.
• What is the most valuable thing that you own? My computer.
• What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live? Attempt to break into a high security building.

• Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Nah
• Tell me about your first car? Haven't had one yet
• Do you drink coffee or tea? Tea
• If you could have any super power, what would it be? Stopping time
• If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be? Wilson
• Do you believe in luck? yeah
• Do you play video games? yes
• Do you believe people are inherently good? No, the good people aren't even good, they just ruin the fun.
• How often do you shower? Every day
• What is your favorite board game? Chess
• What is your favorite charity? My bank account
• Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? no
• Do you prefer cats or dogs? doge
• Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area? city
• What is your favorite season? 04/05. Nothing beats winning the Champions League
• Do you speak any other languages? Yes
• Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No, I'm not a faggot.
• What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week? A six pack of beer
• What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week? Same as the above answer
• Do you sing in the shower? No
• What is the most valuable thing that you own? A laptop
• What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live? Rape spree

1. No...

2. Haven't got one yet. 

3. Neither, I drink soda. ^-^

4. Super speed (Even though when it comes to speed I suck)

5. FOOD

6. Duh, yeah. I'm very lucky, I'm Irish.

7. Do I play video games? My god, 16 hours a day!

8. Inherently means by family, right? If so, than no, not really.

9. Um, wash?

10.  Checkers

11. Alex's Lemonade Stand- They make pretty darn good lemonade!

12. I don't drive.

13. Dogs, I guess...

14. City for the win! I freaking hate country music!

15. Winter. Cold and icy... Like me...

16. Does Pig Latin count?

17. Once, when I got my tablet. I was literally crying in the dog bed.

18. Not having to do the mile run.

19. Getting hit in the face, leg, and stomachs at the same time with dodgeballs.

20. No. Stupid cliché...

21. Me. ^-^

22. Get a plane ticket, go to Vegas, and gamble in the casino. Then I'd head over to Utah and die while skiing and saying "Wafflllllllle!!!!!"

Yay, it's madbrad200. Welcome back.

Dammit, I was fixing my post!

Nice to see I'm remembered though :D

tl;dr

• Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Well I have one on my bed. Whether I sleep with it or not, eh I do if I'm really happy or sad, etc
• Tell me about your first car. Haven't gotten one yet, thinking about the Toyota 86 GTS though.
• Do you drink coffee or tea? I like plain water most of the time, with ice cos I'm cool yeah
• If you could have any super power, what would it be? The ability to create anything with my mind.
• If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be? A viking ship
• Do you believe in luck? Nope, just blame it all on the dealer XD
• Do you play video games? YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBRUH
• Do you believe people are inherently good? Nobody's perfect
• How often do you shower? At most, every three days
• What is your favorite board game? Chess probably, but playing cards will always rule supreme
• What is your favorite charity? Being kind to people, no matter what for
• Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Once rode my tricycle 2fast2quick
• Do you prefer cats or dogs? Had both, and they both have their own lovable characteristics :)
• Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area? I live in a rural area and it's so impractical. Used to live in a very nice urban location, would love to move back there later in life
• What is your favorite season? Probably Spring because it starts getting lighter in the morning earlier which means I can get up easier
• Do you speak any other languages? Mandarin Chinese, studied Japanese til last year, and know a few words in German, Korean and Cantonese Chinese
• Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No, never seen anyone else do it in real life either. Seems impractical.
• What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week? Watched a movie with a close friend
• What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week? Had two assignments due one day after another, managed my time worse than I thought
• Do you sing in the shower? Not in the shower no, focusing on not getting chemical soap in my eyes
• What is the most valuable thing that you own? My few close friends, but on material level, the pc I built recently (parents won't buy me anything for the next decade because of this)
• What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live? Say goodbye to loved ones, kiss my crush, probably won't be doing much in a hospital bed

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No but a life-sized stuffed elephant might be fun.

Tell me about your first car. I got it for Christmas when I was four. I think the dog ate it.

Do you drink coffee or tea? No but I did work in a coffee shop so I know how to make 10 types of coffee.

If you could have any super power, what would it be? Probably travel back through time man.

If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be? An ocean liner with an open bar.

Do you believe in luck? Nope.

Do you play video games? Nope.

Do you believe people are inherently good? Yep, just sometimes people make a few strange decisions. Like Jeffrey Dahmer.

How often do you shower? When I remember too or if it’s a special occasion. Usually every few days.

What is your favorite board game? Twister because really I’m a child inside.

What is your favorite charity? The ones that give you lollipops when you donate.

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Nope but as I only have a bike that would be impressive.

Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs. You can throw the stick waaaaay out to sea and dogs will still go and get it. Cats wouldn’t even look.

Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area? How rural is rural? Mostly I prefer cities because they have a nightlife as opposed to illegal stills and barn-dancing.

What is your favorite season? Summer I guess.

Do you speak any other languages? Not fluently but conversational Spanish, French, Arabic, Mandarin and Croatian.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy? No, that might make people move away from me.

What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week? Seeing all my friends again after travelling to a different city.

What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week? Getting trapped in a toilet cubicle after the lock jammed and having to fight a door to get out.

Do you sing in the shower? Until people make me stop.

What is the most valuable thing that you own? Probably my laptop. I’m a poor person.

What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live? Ask for a second opinion.

• Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
  • No, but I have a stack of cat stuffies in a corner of my room, and a row of wolves in front of that.
• Tell me about your first car.
  • I don't have one yet.
• Do you drink coffee or tea?
  • Neither if I could help it.
• If you could have any super power, what would it be?
  • Invincibility. Then I could jump off cliffs.
• If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have only 1 item, what would it be?
  • A life raft. One of the ones that are already stocked with supplies and didn't have a hole.
• Do you believe in luck?
  • Yes.
• Do you play video games?
  • Who doesn't?
• Do you believe people are inherently good?
  • I would like to believe that.
• How often do you shower?
  • Not answering this one.
• What is your favorite board game?
  • Deminion.
• What is your favorite charity?
  • World Vision.
• Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
  • My mom has.
• Do you prefer cats or dogs?
  • Dogs. 3/4 husky & 1/4 wolf being my favorite.
• Would you prefer to live in the city or a rural area?
  • Halfway between.
• What is your favorite season?
  • Winter.
• Do you speak any other languages?
  • Minimal Spanish. (I can count to eight, say hello, say I don't understand, and ask where the bathroom is.) And I can count to three in Chinese.
• Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • Nope.
• What is the best thing that happened to you during the past week?
  • I played the song that I am working on two times in a row without mistakes.
• What is the worst thing that happened to you during the past week?
  • My friend exaggerating her drama queen-y-ness more than usual.
• Do you sing in the shower?
  • Occasionally.
• What is the most valuable thing that you own?
  • That I own? I would say the roof over my head, but that's my moms. Not sure.
• What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?
  • I would run away and find a place no one would find me so people can go on believing that I'm alive, just gone. 

1. Nope.

2. The first car I ever drove was a tan-colored Lincoln with a police-car engine. It made my first few days with my driving instructor really slow, because my muscle memory taught me that the car would go roaring off if I did more than gently imply to the car that I wanted it to go faster. Turns out, you have to push the pedal in the Driving School Vehicle halfway to the floor to get it to go the school-zone speed limit. A lot of lessons were at 5 mph tops.

3. I only drink mochas once every other week. Magnificent beverages if I do say so myself.

4. Time manipulation. Seriously, there's no telling how much shit I could get done in seconds.

5. Bear Grylls.

6. I believe in probability. And probability says that, if I spend enough lifetimes trying, one day, I WILL be able to walk through my bathroom wall.

7. Yes, verily. I'm legally not allowed to return from a hiatus without writing a review of the video game I've been playing while I was away.

8. People are programmed to care for each other, because we're social animals. Yeah, nature's also thrown some serious dick moves into our subconscious, but we're pretty good, on average. Aside from teh occassionaly psycho.

9. Every weekday morning.

10. Chainmail.

11. I dunno, lol.

12. Nope.

13. Dogs.

14. I live in a rural area just between an urban and suburban area. If there is such a thing as the best of both worlds, I'm pretty sure I made it.

15. The Summer, because there's no school. taking school out of the equation, the parts of spring and winter without snow that make every evening look like the open world parts of Silent Hill and/or a depressing manifesto of God are awesome. Seriously, a white-gray sky with nothing but dead plants and artery-like tree sillhouettes underneath is just indescribably awesome.

16. Penguinite and Dogelish.

17. Nope. I lead a fairly un-fulfilled life.

18. I wrote a page in my storygame.

19. I only wrote one fucking page in my storygame.

20. Occassionally.

21. Who wants to know?

22. Go on a hedonism spree and try to write as much shit down as I can before expiring at the worst possible time.

1. ... Maybe.

2. Do Hot Wheels count?

3. Coffee.

4. Who needs super powers? Guns, m8.

5. Pr0n.

6. No.

7. Hell yeah I do.

8. Not really.

9. When did World War 2 end?

10. Battleship.

11. Fuck charity.

12. I don't have a car, m8.

13. Dogs.

14. I like the suburbs more.

15. Meh.

16. Nope.

17. No.

18. I got expelled from school.

19. I got expelled from school.

20. "I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain..."

21. An angels uniform signed by all the members.

22. Attempt to 100% complete Fallout 3.

Lol, how'd you get expelled?

I had a knife, the teachers found out, I got suspended for a while, I went to a board hearing, I got expelled for the rest of the year.

Yep.

Fuck that shit.

Though my parents are talking about it...

Well, no school (Or homeschool program) in Arizona will accept me.

I don't know what they're fucking called!

Online school most likely.

Meh.

So were you just fucking around with a knife for no particular reason, or were you actually intending on shanking someone with it?

To answer you and Brad, I forgot I had the knife in my pocket and went to school with it. I showed it to some kids and  they told the teachers.

Though I could have shanked someone with it.

I got Saturday school once because I forgot I had my phone, and I had a friend get arrested for making a hypothetical statement about guns.

Jesus, kids walk around with phones all the time; Now they just get it taken away and their parents pick it up.

And really?

I had to go to school on Saturday and sit in the cafeteria for four or five hours. Plus, I wasn't the only person in the class to have my phone; I was just the only one who forgot they had it and forgot to silence it before school.

Yes, we weren't that close, but we were still friends. I had already left that school, when I found out. Someone asked him what he would do, if civilization were to collapse and his death seemed imminent. Granted, "grab a gun and shoot a bunch of people" probably wasn't the best answer.

I know what Saturday school is. And that's why you turn the fucker off.

It is the best choice, but it's best to keep it to yourself.

Oh, right... IDFK m8.

A .22 pistol with a broken firing pin was being passed around my high school.  It was confiscated, but no one was punished.  I don't know if it was just the 'times' or the area in which we lived.

Yeah, I remember we had some water gun fights at high school and they just got taken away. Nowadays we definitely would've been hauled off to jail.

However there were a bunch of guys that got expelled because they were drinking in the ROTC Annex and this chick was giving blow jobs to all of them. (She got expelled too)

Jesus, everything around you is fucked up.

Lol.

Lol.

I want to shake hands with that guy.

I want to shake hands with him just for fucking his sister.

Or Western MO or Central OK...

Or Texas.

There's one in Alaska, but I can't find one in Hawaii.

"Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!"

Directions:  “Go west until you smell it, south until you step in it”

To the ocean: "Go north until you drown it."

You know why Texas doesn't fall off into the Gulf of Mexico?

Why?

'Cause Oklahoma sucks.

Do you know why Jesus wasn't born in Texas?

Why?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

No, I didn't.

If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a "teethbrush!"

What is the definition of a Texas virgin?

A girl who can outrun her older brother?  Or is that just for Arkansas?

What separates a good team from a bad team?

I give up, what?

The Oklahoma-Texas border.

XD

Because he decided to cross that border.

I want to shower after hearing that story.

Arkansas?

Ar'-kuhn-saw, though a female meteorologist in my area says arkansol.  It makes me want to slap her.  She also says 'code' in the place of 'cold.'

High school kids didn't even get expelled for coming back from lunch drunk.  Man, those were the good ol' days.

That brings back fond memories.

Fond memories?

Almost getting "shanked," as End put it.  Knives weren't as taboo when I went to school, but pulling one on someone would get you expelled.

How lovely.