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Not a hoax this time.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/queen-elizabeth-ii-who-reigned-over-the-uk-for-70-years-dies-at-96/ar-AA11BT0o

I hope none of you are dumb enough to post any memes because I am not in the mood.

Two points for every meme.

A very respectful F key to pay respects.

I have deducted two points from you. 

Two points deducted for every meme. :)

Unless I edit my post to change it to 20, or maybe even 200 :O. I have modly powers, I can edit my post even after someone replies to it unlike the rest of you. Lel, get good, gg 2 easy, diagnosis? Skill issue. 

This was always the plan wasn't it! How could I have been so blind!

R.I.P

She is succeeded by her 73-year-old son, so I don't see anyone coming close to her 70 year reign anytime soon.
RIP.

Such a shame. Just 4 more years and she'd have been able to send a birthday card to herself.

Not sure why you're so upset about it though. I'm the one who's going to have to look at Prince Charles's ugly mug on all my notes and coins for the next decade or so.

You could always move to Ireland.

I mean if they didn't manage to burn it down with the fireworks yet, I haven't checked.

(Real fact the unique biochemistry of the Irish means they actually sweat 80 proof, making this extra precarious.)

Same with their other fluids presumably. This is why Steve couldn't stop sucking himself off in public, I know some of you thought that was weird.

I say fuck the remaining royal family and just make JK Rowing the new queen to troll everyone.

100 points to Slytherin! ^_^

Yeah, it's a shame :( To make it even worse the new queen's name is actually Queen Camilla...

So, this image has been making the rounds on facebook, and I am extremely freaked out:

... So... The implication seems to be... Paddington Bear is the Grim Reaper? O.O

Well in some cultures the bear was a symbol of death, so it checks out.

Well, now your profile pic looks all wrong. Not nearly enough marmalade sandwiches.

I think he keeps them under his hood.

For emergencies. ^_^

Must be the edgy reboot.

Damn. Didn't even realize that. Massive respect. ^_^

A story in 2 parts

And this isn't even my final form! ^_^

People that old freak me out a little, it's really weird to think it's still possible to talk to people who remember things from almost a century ago that everyone else had only read about.

But just the fact that there are people making fun of a woman in her 90s dying proves that our society sucks too much to deserve them.

This is just random but has everyone thought about how everyone who remembers WWII will be dead soon, and then not long after it'll be everyone who remembers the civil rights era and Vietnam, and then we'll all be old and all we'll remember is that covid made the economy suck so we stayed at home and played games and watched more superhero shows?

And we'll tell our grandkids about it as if it was the most traumatic thing that's ever happened in the history of the world. ^_^

Unless we all get drafted for WWIII. Then we'll be just like the WWII old people

Then you can tell the younger generations of how you fought in the Great Pussy Wars of the 21st century.

They were such dark times. It was right after the Great Stay Home. Strongly worded letters flew left and right.

Future Ukrainian boomers have at least earned some bragging rights.

https://twitter.com/Militarylandnet/status/1568344387137970176?t=sYy7WyDz7h1MUW-B7YcMhQ&s=19

I have learned an interesting fact: All the swans in England and in Wales, ALL of them, belonged to the Queen.

And now they're up for grabs! ^_^

These look like birds that could do serious damage to a man's balls, no wonder the fat one is so afraid.

hot fuzz

smoke fat rocks to pay rspec

I'm sad that she didn't beat Louis XIV's record. :(

Well, the little prick was crowned when he was 4. What you gonna do?

Didn't actually answer the question, so I assume they'll be put down.

Oh wonderful. At least the corgis will have plenty of underage girls to play with. ^_^

"Nonce" has always been a funny word for pedophile.

Yeah, sounds kind of whimsical. ^_^

Today is a very special day.

I was warned this was coming.

To be honest, I'm more mad about Charles being king now than I am about Elizabeth no longer being queen.

Pray for us here in the UK. We have to deal with ridiculous shit like this everywhere we look.

For a moment I thought Slenderman became a tranny

Well, it's a very important day for everyone. So important that here in England, it has been declared a bank holiday. All of the shops have been closed out of respect on this monumental occasion.
 

... Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, everyone! ^_^

Yep, apparently they canceled all the orientation activities in my university and almost everything here seems to be closed today.

Well shiver me timbers and swash me buckles, these landlubbers sure are taking this pirate talk holiday serious.

I've recently come across a book where people write condolences and messages for the Queen:
 

I've recently come across a keyboard where I type messages to people.




Pressing shift 5 times doesnt seem to do much for the cleanliness.