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A concerned citizen on 11/27/2024 for What Do You Want To Do Tonight?
This was wonderful. Thank you. My cheeks are literally sore I've been dying for ten minutes now. Well done.

Okay this title and comment combined with Avery's statement above is just comedy gold now.

THIS SUCKS U CAN GO DIE

— purpleissus8732 on 12/15/2022 3:14:35 PM with a score of 0

A Hunted and Haunted Halloween

 

Dude. Just read the walkthrough, or a book on grammar. Fuck.

This gem is on A Very Special Choose Your Story

I cummed to this and thoroughly enjoyed it (so did my micro penis😫), as well as my 6-year-old brother! i mostly landed the drippy semen on the screen but overshot a bit right onto his lips. he just started taking off his pant and spreading his cheeks to reveal a gaping butt hole.

— lebron drippycum on 1/23/2025 9:51:06 AM

 

Well. Someone call CPS.

 

Yep, AVSCYS sure does get some comments from time to time.

Speaking of which, I hope you enjoyed mine.

Oh I see, guess I can unfeature AppDude's then.

You and I have very different ideas of what a gem is...

"What the actual fuck is this? My choices are neo Nazi or incest? I choose leave a bad review. I fucking hate shit involving incest or Nazis. Delete this and get mental help"

-some random noob commenting on Terrorist

 

In all fairness, Terrorist is definitely some dark subject matter. I've heard both good and bad things about it (hence the mixed ratings). But it's the first story I ever put any actual effort into while I was in a really dark place. I'll be proud of it even if it's a 1/8

Erm ackshully that comment is already on  interesting comments nine...

And EndMaster posted it on that forum?! Hell yes!!

Ahem. Thank you for letting me know.

On Cows vs Aliens:

hi mr person that I don't know, your game is actually more fun than homework. And please, if you play call of Duty, my name is Tuestrate - and if you have any card points, please donate all of them to me, otherwise I'm gonna leave a skunk in your bathroom and give it your bathrobes to eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. And instead of toilet cleaner there will be skunk juice ;-P Fresh and tasty just the way you like it! I will haunt you to my last breath ;-) Love you, bye

— Inon on 12/5/2024 8:11:34 AM

And this comment underneath that one:

"Your own mother says that your game sucks"

— inon on 12/5/2024 7:37:55 AM

Brock on 12/7/2024 for Z-DAY Survival Quiz [delete]

Even though I am not an adult I still have quite the survival experience as I go hiking and camping all the time! The best place to set up a zombie proof base would be off the grid and in the forest, it might be lonely but not a lot of people are gonna be in the forest... so you wouldnt have to worry about zombies at your base all the time and you could always dig massive pits around your base to trap zombies that do stumble across it. And for safe zombie proof clothing use biker jackets as they have hard padding g in it to protect bikers from crashes, so... why wouldn't it help with bites? And use a modercycle helmet as they would be pretty much bite proof entirely. And it's all pretty lightweight. And just keep a hand held wepon by your side. If you use guns it may attract more zombies due to the noise of the gun shot. Use bows or crossbows to take out zombies from afar. Always try to decapitate the zombies even if it dosnt kill them, if you do so what are they gonna do? Hop after you? They wouldnt have legs or arms so you would have to intentionally get super close for them to bite you. Or just cut there arms and legs off for the same result. And use travel that dosnt make much nice like bikes or on foot. It would take a lot longer but it would keep unwanted attention away

Kid took the time to write out a whole zombie survival guide in 2024, didn't want it to go to waste.

oo penis on 12/9/2024 for A Very Special Choose Your Story [delete]
great story it's awesome its fucking ass niggers hell awsome


Some ten year old learned a lot of new words this week and he's so proud and excited to use them!

Always glad when I can mold the youthful minds for a better future.

Hawis on 12/5/2024 for Rainbow 1 by Fabrikant "I have no dog and house and car and I have this." Guess he must have really liked this game, then.

https://chooseyourstory.com/story/julius-caesar~3a-stayin'-alive~21

A whole classroom of special needs kids found this story. I deleted a couple before realizing they just kept going.

Also, Will has announced he's a dedicated, long time fan of Ogre's boobs.

I was deleting most of the ones that just wrote random letters as a comment since some of those seeped out into other stories I guess they read too.

[Dick Stevens on 1/11/2025 for McDonald's
Adventure! [delete]
I don't mean to be rude, but what the actual f$&k?! I had my 7 year old son here reading with me. Now I have to explain to my wife why my son knows what a v@gina is. 1/8

This game by the way had a 5/8 maturity level, I think that allows you to to mention something as terrifying as the female reproductive system. (Of course I don't know how it was used in this game, I haven't read it, but I probably would've before showing it to a young kid, it's only 1,500 words, come on.)

Even funnier, this same guy that read Eternal and loved it, but felt the need to censor v@gina.

Daji's remark on this were just, "Why does a 7 year old not know what a vagina is? Just wait until he finds out about his p3nis!"

Hmm, let's see what's going on in Ancient Phoenicia today.

I died 10 times this game is horrible
— gfrfh4bedddc on 1/14/2025 10:00:46 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

on God this game was mid,
— fdot_spinalot on 1/14/2025 9:57:38 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

on skibidi this game was mad boring I'm just tryna go home
— quandale-dingle on 1/14/2025 9:54:48 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

I like this game but it really is competitive
— Adrian on 1/14/2025 9:54:24 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

nothing it was okay and stressful to play but it was still fun
— jaliyah on 1/14/2025 9:54:20 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

at least its not work
— mel on 1/14/2025 9:54:01 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

kind of boring needed more steps and more intrest
— Emily on 1/14/2025 9:53:26 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

I got into slavery so I don't like
— dana on 1/14/2025 9:53:23 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

its a fun game just a little bit too much reading try to make the game more simple overall a fun game
— Aaron Hernandez on 1/14/2025 9:53:10 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

It was pretty cool, but I couldn't fight the pirates.
— Treslyn on 1/14/2025 8:05:37 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

oinhre
— RG on 1/14/2025 8:04:55 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

The Burrito on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
This game is Really long and Massive... you no what else is massive? A burritoooooooo with a loww taper tortilla!

GAMERBOYVR on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
SIGMA SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY

BIG BALZZZIE on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
BIG BALLZ

big rizzo on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
lil rizzo and lil rizzzzzzz r da goats LONG LIVE THE RIZZLERS

big rizzo on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
Reese's Cups @lil rizzo

lil rizzzzzzzzzzzz on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
my ship is massive... but you know what else is massive?

lil rizzo on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
Reece's cup



These will be the people taking care of us when we're all old and enfeebled in a nursing home.

Found this absolute gem of a comment on Sherb and Sent's game "Kitchen Nightmares but Gordon Ramsay is contractually permitted to kill the owner during filming". I couldn't even make it to the second sentence without being completely lost. I'm pretty sure you'll need the actual Rosetta Stone to decipher this brain rot.

I edge to this everyday in a mog-off with my friends. I skibidied all over that gyatt. I lost my edging streak though to livey dunn.
view more...
— Ryder is a sigma rizzler on gy on 1/16/2025 9:39:00 AM with a score of 3

roi jeong on 1/20/2025 for roast simulator [delete]
NAH SHUT YO ASS YOU LOOK LIKE MY THUMB YOU GOT NO CHROMOSOME NO HOES NO BITCHES NO RICHES NO KITCHENS NO HOMO RETARD AH LOOKIN AH MONKEY AH LOOKING EGGMAN AH

Well all right then.

Would anybody be interested in seeing a week or two of uncurated comments just as they come in day to day? Only admins get to glimpse this special side of the site, but it always amuses me a little even when it's not material for these threads.

People a lot of times think that games aren't being read, but trust me they are. They're kids bypassing everything we think of as a good story though and doing I don't know what. Slamming down on the Random button maybe.

yes!

sigma on 1/31/2025 for Harry Potter: Sorting Hat Quiz
U ARE NOT SKIBIDID I WAS SCARED OUT OF MY PANTS. THESE QUESTIONS ARE OS NOT NESSCARY I WILL NEVER COME BACK HERE EVER AGIAN. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

These kids and their darn skibidi! *shakes cane from rocking chair*

GoldenZephyr on 2/2/2025 for Tower of Riddles
Too many of these "riddles" are not riddles. They're just work, like matching numbers to letters based on where they appear in the alphabet. That isn't fun, or challenging. It's just boring.

@Avery_Moore you got a new fan.

What's black and white and Golden all over? ^_^

Your profile picture?

Sure, lets go with that. :p

9.6 7 FM on 2/11/2025 for Choose your Life
THIS IS SUCH A BULLSHIT GAME FRRR like theres no fucking options

Seriously thinking about just nuking these stories that have long been since unpublished, low rated, the author gone for years and yet somehow all these fucktard zoomers manage to find them and bitch about a shitty story, that's not on the reading list because it was shitty.

Then again we wouldn't be blessed by such comments.

SH00T1NG_MY53LF.1NTH3.H34D on 2/26/2025 for Why I left you
my girlfriend shot herself <3 i also cut my wrists open with razor blades!! This game has some triggering things but overall its pretty good!!

Pls help on 2/26/2025 for Surviving The Black Plague
THIS IS A VERY MORBID GAME U WILL NOT AND I MEAN WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT!

lol, fags

CBT enjoyer on 2/28/2025 for Rockstar
COCK AND BALL TORTURE OR CBT IS A SEXUAL ACTIVITY INVOLVING TORTURE OF THE MALE GENITALS. THIS MAY INCLUDE GENITAL SPANKING, SQUEEZING, AND GRABBING. Also reese's cups are ass

CBT enjoyer on 2/28/2025 for Could YOU be a pilot in WW1?
Cock and balls bbg. Come suck my dick already bbg. OMFG IF YOU DON:T GET YO 10 YEAR OLD ASS ON MY 40 year old dick RN

Oh I see this is a theme with this one.

Damn, I thought I was special.

ezekial on 2/28/2025 for Amish Adventure [delete]
I love this game it makes me feel more Amish than I already am and when I get back to the barn I am going to eat the best meal ever of scrapple


So much more wholesome than the guy End was quoting.

the best gamer to play this ga on 3/12/2025 for Choose your Life

this is a masterpiece my teacher tryed to play it in class and then abruptly hung himself on the ceiling




...but did he use a rope or a belt?

I know it's not an uncommon name, but that was a double take.

Average 13 year old LoveSICK reader, must have misclicked. (Blame Australia.)

Feature worthy comment if ever I saw one. ^_^

These nine year olds are getting feisty.

Well, at least they used the soft A and not the hard R. ^_^

Mr. Pengbeng on 3/26/2025 for Eternal
Why is the sex not a choice? Is the author really so demented that they forced us to be a man and to fuck Mistress? The hell is wrong with them?

Well someone had to force Mr. Pengbeng to be a man because obviously his own father failed at the task. Lol.

Though I do find the above comment also amusing in comparison to a couple recent comments I got on Eternal from another reader.

goddamnit what an amazing story. Never read such a masterpiece. although i achieved the 11th ending, im gonna play again and try to get with mommy semra lol

— aquib_98 on 3/12/2025 2:04:48 PM with a score of 0

its amazing but add an ending with semra :(

— aquib_98 on 3/12/2025 3:35:38 PM with a score of 0

Male protagonist having sex? Never in all my days has this occurred in any form of media, is the author demented?!

I'm guessing Pengbeng is a COGite