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Welcome back, Ella.

So, it appears I've been gone. For a long, long time. Much longer than I had planned. But, my birthday is just around the corner, so I figured as a present, I'd welcome myself back into this lovely community. And it wouldn't be awkward. Because why would it?

Anyway, I don't think I've missed much in the six months I haven't been here. Of course, everything that can possibly happen (obvious exaggeration) has happened in my life, but that's not the point. The point is, I'm back. The new and improved GabbyElla. Minus the ridiculous name (not that this one is any better).

Yup, it's me. Whoop-dee-freaking-doo-dah.

'ello. Welcome back.

Welcome back.

Welcome back! ^_^

Welcome back!  And glad to see you're alright.  :)

Welcome back, person I don't know!

Wait. The first four letters of "Confused" are "Conf." That' four letters. There's four letters in Ford. I KNEW IT WAS YOU YOU FROODY BASTARD.

Capy welcomes you back to the community with open paws. :D 

Yes, I'm so totally Ford.

We're all Ford. 

Nah, I'm Honda.

The first four lettters of "Honda" are "Hond". "Hond" is four letters. Ford has four letters. *cocks gun and places it to own head*

EVERYTHING IS FORD. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY - BLAM! 

Nah, I can't be Ford, because Ford isn't a shoe, and I'm apparently a shoe now.

When you Ford a river, your shoe gets wet. It's all the same shit. 

Now excuse me. I have some revenge-ghost business to attend to. *straightens tie* 

Not even gonna ask.

Curiosity is a virtue. 

Not being nosy is an even higher virtue.

Curiosity drove the first human to eat cooked flesh, which is probably the reason our brains developed.

Touché.

I'd rather not. 

Damn it, I thought that article would be about eating brains.

You kinky bastard. 

You *cannibalistic bastard.

Ooh, mm, yeah, BRAINS. So kinky.

YKINMKAYFD

Your kink is not my kink and you're fucking disgusting?

Good boy! *feeds Chris a bone* 

Is it a human bone?

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Damn queermosexuals.

Damn capybaras.

Capybaras (butchering the english language) are related too Guinea pigs and rats. The three commonly eat their offspring

*to*

Thanks for the unnecessary but cool information! I didn't know Malk could reproduce.

Link?

Ah, Gabby, glad to see you.

Nice to see you too.

Love the The Incredibles refrence.

And thank you, I have lost weight. :)

Eh, I could be better, though. Being a shoe isn't as easy as it looks. My soul is literally always being smashed into the ground, and sometimes used to kill bugs.

OH MY GOD THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

@Confused_

NO!
 

No?

Edit:: Double post sorry

NO I AM THE REAL CONFUSED

Oh for fuck's sake, who is that? XD

Better than you, you.

Fuck my head hurts.

GO BACK TO THE SHADOW FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, DROF!

Don't know you, sooooooooo...

*unzip*

GabbyElla's jailbait still.  You can only practically do Sabley and Morgan at this point without punishment.

Isn't Delta a teenager too?

Pretty sure he's 17 at least.

I'm fuckin' 15 m8 XD

ur 15 m8 thts shokin m8

Spread the h8 m8

I'm freaked out m8

Apparently I'm a jailbait shoe m8

Jailb8*

gtta currct thse mstkes m8

Fml m8

i cnt gt sht rite m8

(Fuck my life mate

I can't get shit right mate!)

Grammar Paragon to the rescue!

I'll throw you out the g8 m8

(I'll throw you out the gate, mate!)

Bah, you are pathetic... you reek of bad grammar.

Can I burn him again?

Sure, maybe that will cleanse him of his bad smell.

*shoots fireball at coins*

8ru|-| 1 907 u m8.  ur laek pr0c73d 8y m3 s0 h4rd.

... This is even beyond my abilities...

I can make out a few... Hard... So... Me...

Oh my God, it's hideous! I... I can't take it! *Shoots self*

*grumbles as he picks up Chris' body.*

Damn bad grammar.

(Bro, I (?) you, mate. You're like proceed (?) me so hard.)

I got some of it...

Second (?) is "by". Can't make out the first one.

(Bro, I (?) you, mate. You're like proceed my eighty [What's 8 sound like if you add a 'y'? Eighty] me so hard.)

Got the last word. Now to find the first...

(8ru|-| 1 907 u m8.  ur laek pr0c73d 8y m3 s0 h4rd.)

(?) (?) (?) you mate, your lack (?) my (?) so hard...

That's all I can figure out...

Are you maybe looking a job as a Grammar Dragon(:P)?

Claw. This is our guy.

... I feel ashamed...

So are you looking for a job or not?

Frick, you save people from being banned and this is all I get.

We can always have two dragons...

Okay. *stares before turning away*

??? May be proceed.

1 w1ll rek u, m8

(I will wreck you, mate!)

I must do my duties as a Grammar Paragon!

ur gramer isnt gud 4 gramer prgon, m8. i quikscope yer mum lelelelelel. 

(Your grammar isn't good enough to be a grammar paragon, mate. I'll quickscope your mom, lololololol.)

*Shoots Confused's corpse*

The Grammar Nazi, here to save the day in a minor part!

The Order of the Grammars:

1. Grammar Paragon corrects

2. Grammar Nazi shoots

3. Grammar Dragon burns

1. The Grammar Paragon simply corrects the mistake

2. The Grammar Nazi insults the mistake

3. The Grammar Dragon burns the comment with a witty remark!

There, I corrected it for ya!

Are you a paragon or a dragon. Hard to here sarcasm through a screen you know

He's the paragon. I'm the Nazi. I'm sure you can figure out who the dragon is.

You got fat.

Ford already said that, you dirty Jew crackah!

Oh shit

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE. FUCK DA POLICE.

*Jumps out of window with a bottle of vodka in one hand, Manischewitz in the other*

Damn Jews... They always get away.