I agree wholeheartedly, but we're overlooking the root problem here: it's you, Mizal.
We should ban Mizal, then we will truly be an internet utopia. What is Mizal if not the cause of all this disgusting hatred, attacking and blabbering!
Ban Mizal!
Oh, my bad - please ban Mizal!
At least call it LGBT+, there's hundreds more than that.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
Many people are saying this.
This post does not feel welcoming to me. I feel attacked.
I'm shutting down the Gazette.
Lol, fag. Oh wait, that's not allowed anymore. Uhhhhh...
*ahem*
Hello Ms. Mizal,
I would like to submit a formal complaint about the recent changes that have been implemented regarding this site and its culture. I fear that by implementing these changes to the forums and games, we will be losing a significant part of what makes this website special, and that you will have the ability to decide what happens on this site without outside input or opinions, which would clearly result in a totalitarian future, which clearly no one here but you would enjoy.
I hearby posite the idea that you should be banned hencforth and the great lady and saviour MadHattersDaughter (may she ever have good health) is placed upon her rightful throne as the new queen of CYS for the foreseeable future, as the great lady and saviour MadHattersDaughter (may she ever have good health) clearly has better judgment than you have ever had, currently have in this moment, and will ever have in the future, and can be trusted to control every aspect of our lives without question.
Thank you, UnscapeableDeath.
*cough*AllhailourladyandsaviourMadHattersDaughter(maysheeverhavegoodhealth)!DownwithMizal!*cough*
He just wants to quickly justify his banning is all.
The beautiful irony of the guy who begged for and asked mods when people were going to get banned, to be banned himself before the people he wanted to be banned.
It is chefs kiss. Just like grandma used to make.
CYStia has been cinema lately.
I'm still fine with you. :D
(If you ever even see this...)
Yeah. No surprise that he's the type to spam alts.
When you said banned, I thought it would be funny to ban him. I was thinking you'd unban him since it was just done in jest, and as a gag. And then he scrambled to create alts for some reason.
He really jumped the gun.
But don't worry, I won't let you take the heat for this one.
Complete transparency on this one.
Shit. I unbanned him already. He owes you and MHD an apology for his alt-making behavior. You're both too busy to have to deal with things like that.
Okay, I banned him again for you! So you don't have to dirty your hands with the act of killing. Maybe you can bring him back now at your leisure. Or one out of our many nurturing and sisterly/motherly mods can do so.
He only needs to hate me this way.
I already said it was me! Unless you're taking my kill!
I unbanned him. He needs to apologize for his alts. To me. Personally. And I apologize for my womanly emotions getting the better of me, as the dearly departed Cel would most likely put it.
The real April Fools joke was reserving all this for the day after.
Very true. Have we not made enough Forum etiquette posts already?
To revisit something someone else said, I would say I want site members to be forced to read these articles. Then again, we'd lose on some entertainment I guess.
Edit: I'll also say that we all have our times of weakness. We're not always our best selves; we all need to lean on GOD'S grace. I try to stay optimistic that anybody can become wiser for the experience and improve, even if we don't see it here. I'd rather hope than not.
I respect your opinion, Fabrikant. With a featured story to your name, and other commended story-games, as well as many commendations.
You deserve a community contributor trophy!
That was indeed what did him in. As discussed in the hallowed halls of the mod summit.
He really shouldn't have displayed he had the capacity to be an alt spamming tard.
Rookie mistake!
I'll ignore these bets, since he's staying dead as an example.
Well on top of him just being an annoying faggot who annoyed several other members with his non-stop yapping, he managed to piss off MHD and few of the other gods by being extra retarded that day.
Honestly I didn't even know about any of this shit happening at the time, but given that we've lost far more useful and important members, UD being permabanned is barely a blip. Dude's been sucking since he got here.
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She's kidding... she's kidding... she must be kidding... he must have also dont something else... what-
EDIT: my sanity has been restored (wonder why strikethrough underlines small text? Is that worth asking in bugs & problems?).
I would like to lodge multiple complaints against the blatant discrimination in this post.
1) "Toaster fucker" is a derogatory term meant to disparage the robosexual community.
2) The term "subtle-ism" downplays the danger and impact of microaggressions, and also inadvertently reveals Mizal's complete disinterest in actually ensuring we are safe from such things.
3) Mizal has told us to be like the noble sea cucumber. The similarities between a sea cucumber and a penis indicate that Mizal is dog whistling in support of rape and the patriarchy, while attempting to appear "safe" to lure victims into a false sense of security. I demand immediate action.
You have to be joking, you genuinely have to be joking, or else my brain is going to die and I'm going to try to get banned...
EDIT: I didn't realize this was posted on April Fools lol
