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I had some lobster mac and cheese for lunch.

I doubt you need a convoluted scheme here. This is a guy we're talking about, and he's unlikely to back away from you if you go in for a hug unless there's something severely wrong. ( And I trust you're a very clean person so you should be fine.)

Did you try chatting with him and getting to know him like a regular person. Might want to stow the convoluted schemes for now lol

Went for oysters with my gf and then [REDACTED BY MINISTRY OF PUBLIC MORALITY]

This year I learned that single college girls are especially crazy on Valentine's Day. I spent a lot of time in a penthouse, and I was actually sober the whole night, which only made the events more fun.

I went to the dollar store and spent $3 on a candle and some dollar bath bombs to give to my ex since Valentine's Day was literally a day before the one year anniversary of her grandmother's death. We ended up having sex, and I got banned from coming back again by her mom who heard us (for the record, my ex is 38, and is on the lease, so kinda dumb af). 

Other than that, I binge-watched horror movies (Scream 5 and 6, Terrifier) and wrote a lil bit. Found out my most recent ex  (not the one mentioned above) who still has my deceased father's stuff was looking forward to her first Valentine's Day with her new boyfriend, ended up coming down with COVID along with her bf and kids, so got a bit of an lol out of that. 

Considering she had to be hospitalized and almost died the first two times she had it, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for round 3 being the charm.

I spent time with friends and family. My younger cousin had bought a bunch of Valentines snacks that were on sale and we celebrated by eating them. I also talked with some of my friends and we had a good time, even though a lot of them had to leave to go on dates and stuff.

And then I slept.

So it was pretty much a slightly enhanced normal day. Can't complain.

Spent the actual day treating myself to dinner and the weekend working college parties. Those were fine, but it was cold, and my hands were practically freezing off. Not bad I think, but I would have preferred actually partying to having to run one, LOL.

I spent Valentines Day killing old people with farts. Ogre would be proud. 

Got a fancy apartment for the day, banged our brains out, went to dinner, then went back and banged our brains out more while watching infinity war. Then banged some more in the morning of the 15th and went to protests afterwards.

All in all I'd say it was nice.

What do you Serbians protest?

Maybe it's this?

Kitty WOW!

So Serbia is China's butt buddy now. Honestly considering what happens to countries who decline (Ukraine) I'm not altogether surprised.

That would indeed be it, End.

And also the dude is just a cunt in general. I'd gladly take some inspiration from the dutch and just chop him up into pieces for people to eat.

Since there's no mention of any gender for your sex buddy, I suppose it's safe to assume that they are male?

How did you know? They were sure they pass :(

Nothing gets me going like melanin rich individuals getting murdered by aliens.