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I am very insulted that you consider anything I post to be something as meaningless as "ragebait".

Man, everything you say is meaningless ragebait! Here I am falling for it right now because you've walked right into that, but brown wheelchair nazi from Serbia, that's like, several layers of deeply unserious ways to be a person. But then you add the pickup artist scheme where incel virgins go to learn about what tits feel like, unaware that the person describing them can't even think in his head, and it's like, how the fuck are you even real? Your very being is an ever-unfolding onion of shitposts within shitposts. I'm astonished you were insulted, I thought that was the whole reason God hallucinated you into wretched existence.

I thought the wannabe Gigolo/Pickup artist/wannabe Andrew Tate for loser virgins incels was top shelf stuff?

Now I get to add more to my Cel insult repertoire besides the car incident, which is low bait and something even he jokes about anyway.

Yes, Cel's a sick, sick, man.

Very sick.

Would someone mind explaining what this image is? I can't see anything due to school filters (yay)

Or do I not want to know what it is?

It's basically the image of a crying Wojack with a smiling mask on! On the image it says "Wow look at this guy helping people find love, what a fucking loser. He should just make fun of people and not contribute in any useful way, just like me!

Well there ya go, I guess.

Lol! Thanks for telling me what it is

No clue who Wojack is, though. Should I?

You've seen the troll faces right? Wojacks are basically hand drawn internet meme images! I'll send an example.

Ooooohhhhh, it's those strange fellas. I get it now, thanks!

"wow look at this guy helping people find love, what a fucking loser. he should just make fun of people and not contribute in any useful way, just like me!"
And then it's the stupid meme face with a smiling mask over a man crying.

Thanks for telling me as well, btw

Your school blocks fucking imgur links?

I think it's probably due to the mass amount of porn on Imgur.

Apparently. I try to look at them when I get onto my computer at home, but sometimes I can't do that due to schoolwork/events.

Doesn't help that my parents have now banned the computer during weekdays now.

Apparently a lot of schools do this now.

Like half the noobs that are snot nosed kids only have access to computers with various blocks on them. (Images and/or text) It's one of the main reason why a lot end up at this site. Apparently this place is so fucking old in design it bypasses a lot of filters.

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Imgur is banned in the UK now too, so I've lost access to all my pictures there and unfortunately have to replace my storygame images. Using a VPN means I can still see images but I still can't access Imgur's site.

An alternative you can use is catbox! It converts images into URLS which you can place in a giant google doc to keep track of! ^^ I usually use catbox for making rentrys or uploading images onto this site. 

What isn't banned in the UK?

I'm surprised you're not one of the 12k arrested per year for mean online posts.

"Love"

You know very well the level of community-wide disgust you'd be regarded with if anything from your Manipulating Women and Their Weak Female Emotions to Squeeze a Boob 101 classes were quoted here, you might not want to push this one.

For someone who is highly regarded on a writing website, you sure don't know how to read.

I like Ogre.

I like Ogre.

I like Ogre. 

Genuinely depressing that this is considered the most loving relationship in Serbia:

Do I even want to know what this image is?

I posted it specifically because I learned that imgur was banned in schools today, so probably not.

Oh, lol. Alright then.

Well, with this drawing Sent now owns Cel's brown nazi incel soul for all of perpetuity.

It's crazy because Cel isn't a virgin, but you can't spell incel without Cel. And he has the seething energy of one, despite allegedly having sex. Funny that.

There's nothing alleged about me fucking your mom. I'd have stopped by your room, too, but the stench was too much, and I'm only into being called "daddy" by girls without actual daddy issues.

Fine speech.

But there are three problems here:

1. Fucking moms is End's gimmick, and you aren't even 1/4 the greatness of him.

2. The age of consent in Serbia is fourteen, which makes you jump in the air with glee.

3. With problem 2 taken into consideration.. me and you both know my mom's way too old for your ur-a-peeing-ass. So let's not, as the kids say, cap.

I wish the GOAT a pleasant retirement :salute:

It's weird that he's perma-gone now.

Everyone's retiring!

I'm going to be heartbroken once CM Punk finally goes 

and don't let Sherbet downplay it, we watched Cena's retirement together (+Sent), he was bawling 

You continue to prove my point, but the drawing is actually hilarious so I'll call this one a wash.

Since we're doing wojaks, here's a pretty fitting one

How unfortunate. I have depicted myself as the Chad, and thus, have won.

Uh-oh! How unfortunate!
Uh-oh! How unfortunate!
I know how much you like to fight
So I'll add a new problem to your night!

Bot ass response

PTSD, InCel, wanna-be-Nazi seem to go together pretty well, don't they? Ever wondered why that is? (Serbian as well, but that one is more a historical coincidence, I suppose)

Who the fuck is this retard now, and has he ever opened a history book?

Probably not.

Rooster, you are now assigned to review Fabrikant's storygames.

Having never written one yourself, and having seemingly infinite freetime, this should be easy for you and you might also learn a thing or two.

Yes ma'am.

He's German if that helps with the insults.

In fact he even made a story with a Nazi protagonist!

Here. You guys can continue in the lounge, that other thread is for teaching the noobs their first steps in calling people retarded and this bit is showing the more advanced class already.

give me some popcorn because this is cool

Ragebait is a good thing most of the time.

But uh... Just real quick, before I say this, this is coming from a user that lost to a bunch of teenagers.

You're ragebait is actually pretty advanced, and I respect you for it. Have you ever considered being a teacher as a profession? You could yell at retarded kids all day, if you really wanted. I think that best suits you. In fact, I want to staple that to my profile's bio.

"CEL LIKES RAGEBAITNG RETARDED KIDS."

I'm sorry; I know this is annoying, and it's nothing against you, but..

It's your*

I hold myself back from such corrections, it's not a good idea.

I know, I know. :[

Can't delete it now though...

Yeah, what faggot would want his grammar corrected on a writing website.

Exactly, Cel gets it. I am now going to proceed to be a retard and simp over him.

HeHaoHeHAh!

You kids have so much to leagrn about brevity and comedic timing.

I can't believe you're gonna do the *you're correction all sad and apologizing to a guy who's literally posting that ragebait is good. You gotta be kidding me, you had the perfect opportunity! I disagree with you, VV or whatever your name is. If the other kid had responded to this kid with "*you're" after that post, no apology, no elaboration, not a soul in this community with any real bearing would have sided against you because that's funny. But not only can this kid not be based, but you're outright warning her against reprisal for this fundamentally ridiculous thing, and it's such a wasted opportunity that now I'm yelling at both of you!

SCHWOOPSIE! Just didn't want people to get mad at me for the correction, because a lot of people think of that as asshole behavior!

I'm mad at you for not being enough of an asshole! Don't explain yourself when you correct somebody's grammar or spelling in the context where a guy literally says he enjoys ragebait! That would've been perfect!

I DRASTICALLY agree with this statement. Sent, I shall now read and rate one of your storygames, because that deserves it.

If you read and rate Randomly Walk I will fucking kill you

He didn't, he rated the wholesome dog adventure one.

THAT'S SHERBET'S GAME

HOW ACTUALLY DARE HE, WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE

XD
he's so dead...

HAHAHAHAHA, and I said it was you who wrote it! Officially RAGEBAITED

You really like making people angry.

Not you! Well, besides when we first met. :P

Rooster, this isn't really related to whatever's going on above, but did you get a chance to check out the site history? I figure since it looks like you'll be staying here for a while, you may find this thread to be kind of fun!

CYS History: https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24843

Read it when you have a chance! And if you do a good enough job with writing and posting on the forums, you'll end up on the page soon enough!

I feel like getting mentioned on there must be way harder, no?

Yeah, it's kind of variable, you never really know when it might happen, but it's a good goal to work towards!

     EndMaster said he was (I think) going to update it by the end of the year, for Rooster to manage to get on there would be to become Mystic overnight. Or some other superhuman.

Yes, I have read that actually. Also, nice to meet you. Name's Rooster, professional idiot, definitely not a cosmic entity, and pretty good ragebaiter. I am also really good at writing... Which will hopefully be shown soon after I'm done with Ashen Marches. Anyway, I shall read and rate one of your games as well!

(if you have any lol)

He has one.

Dude, I'd really appreciate that!

I'm excited for Ashen Marches. Is it horror or grimdark fantasy? Either way, it would be a great addition. Make sure to include a good amount of branching, good character writing, and a complete plot. I'm sure you'll do a good job!

I have a game that's pretty much a giant edge lord shitpost, so you may or may not be interested in that kind of stuff. Feel free to skip it, and apologies for any violence or scenes that offend you, but nothing is really serious. The game is mostly a big joke. We have this game on CYS called "Gay and Depressed" that's basically a really shitty game where you play this girl who's, well, gay and depressed, and goes through the story with startlingly bad writing and really funny consequences. A couple of us decided to mimic that style and make a few games that kind of parody the original game.

Here's the link, it's really dumb but I had a lot of fun writing it. Hopefully, I'll have something better to show soon:
https://chooseyourstory.com/story/gay-and-depressed-in-prison

Looks alright so far! Ashen Marches is more grimdark fantasy with no hope of winning, but it is possible. It also might be incredibly long... Over 100 pages, XD

Very cool. We love grimdark in these parts, the more bleak the better. Over a 100 pages is a pretty good goal to hit. Assuming you'll write pages spanning from 500-1000 words, you could end up with a word count anywhere between 50k-100k words, which is a really ambitious storygame for a first time writer.

You'll like this thread. Read through it all, and I can't wait to see your new game next year.

Epic story thread: https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/writing-workshop/message/30279

Ok NOW he's rated your game.

It's Avo...

Vivnar Plorpfangle

?

That's you, that's your name now

Why that? Avo is so much simpler and easy to remember.

I'd have to agree.

Are you absolutely sure you don't want to be Slognarfer Bimpleroo?

Oh freak, I think I'd take Sent's version over that. Yes, I am totally sure.

It's spelled "fuck".

I can say freak too if I want. >:/

No offense taken.

FYI: I think you're pretty chill anyway, so you and I are on good terms. 

Additional FYI: My nickname is Art for a reason. If ykyk.