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I've been beginning to write a story titled "Romance with CYStians". In this game, you choose which gender you are, your personality, and it pairs you with CYStians similar to yourself. 

Don't worry, this isn't a shipping thing, but if you are interested, send me a PM. You'll need to answer basic questions that will be featured in-game. The CYStians of interest are:

Females:
-Bluefur
-Lilitha
-Wolfmist
-Me
-and more

Males:
-Malk
-Aman
-DerpBacon
-Delta
-and more

If you would like to be featured, ^^

Like I said in the other thread, if you're hell-bent on pursuing weird, creepy romance with your internet friends, you should play Tower Girls or some shit.

EDIT: Nvm, 1d4chan says it's just a CYOA like the one where everyone chose to be a Fisher King... Wait a minute, it's a system game... Or is it?... This is some conoluted shit, it never tells me how to play it.... Or I just TL;DR'd too much.

You missed a thread on the CYOA with Fisher King. Personally Id go road eternal.

What the hell?

I want to see how this shit turns out. XD It seems more like a quiz than a storygame, though.

I'm intrigued as to how this will turn out.

@Lilitha @DerpBacon

Since you're both going to be featured, answer these simple questions:


1. Hello, how are you? 
2. Have you done this type of..umm...speed dating? 
3. Favorite color? 
4. Interests? 
5. What do you look for most in a woman/man?

1. Good... For a deity, I suppose.

2. No.

3. Red.

4. Crafting the natural parts of the world, shooting, cracking jokes, setting shit on fire, and being a badass in general

5. Well, my last "date" was the prom before everything was fucked up. I'll try to recall my date...

Ah, yes. Personality. Call me Drake, but it's true. I don't want a diva.

1. Pretty well, I think. How about you?

2. No, I've never dated someone before period.

3. Azure, I'd say. Also purple.

4. Music, journalism, writing, etc. All that creative stuff. 

5. I'd say probably someone who has similar interests in me, a nice person, perhaps they should be into music because I am quite overly obsessed with it. I would appreciate it if they were into the same music as me. Is that too much? I'm not too sure what I should expect from a person.

1. Who the fuck are you!? How did I get here!?

2. ... Speed dating!? Is that what the fine print was? For shit's sake, Andrea, I just wanted to buy an invisible bazooka!

3. WHY DOES THIS MATTER!? Untie me, dammit!

4. Uhh, time travelling, kicking ass, destroying evil, playing Wario World, and arguing with Malkalack about playing Wario World, because IT'S BETTER THAN TLOU, DAMMIT!... did I mention gaming, or just arguing about it? Either way, how much info do I have to give you before I get out of here? Because, y'know, I happen to enjoy taking the train, because it's scenic and beautiful. And it's a train that I'm 4 minutes away from missing! You know what else I enjoy? Music! And some AC/DC impersonators are playing in the next town over, which is why I have to catch the fucking train, which is why you should untie this fucking chain!... Urgh, what's this even made out of!?

5. Well, she has to be at least as badass as I am. And I'm not just being egotistical here. Well, maybe I am, but still. All sorts of nasty shit comes after me, usually because I killed something that was related to it, and a lot of my other enemies are just homicidal. (Hypothetically) If a crazed maniac sets fire to the restauraunt and sets a pack of Hellhounds on us in the middle of a date, I don't think I could handle a Resident Evil 4 situation. In fact, I'm damn sure I couldn't handle a Resident Evil 4 situation because whatsherface was underaged and Leon's 30-something. Eughh...

Anyway, I look for intelligence as well, because I'd like to be able to talk with her for more than 5 minutes without killing myself over and over again. She also has to be mildly chubby, because that's just something I'm into. Something I'm also into is sandwiches, but that's deeply personal and- GOD DAMMIT LET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

1 Good

2 No, Mardox has never speed dated.

3 Dark Red

4 See profile.

5 Mind/personality.

Well shit, aren't you just a regular charmer?... Come on man, if you don't put at least some personality or description or reasoning into your answers, how do you expect shit to go down!? You're going to earn the otherwise undeserved title of the singlemost boring character in the game, and that would suck. Face it, Mardox, nobody's going to want to read it when you make yourself out to have all the personality traits of jumpman and all the inherent likability of the Adoring Fan. You may as well have withdrawn your permission to be in the damn game.

You replied to the post so it can't be edited.

Hmph, sounds intriguing.

If I was added as a romance interest, where will you put me into? Male? Female? Or androgynous? XD

...Which one do you want? 

I'm bisexual. I tried to romance both male and female. Currently it's Mardy, but also Bluefur. Maybe I should be put into "Androgynous" section instead.

Yeah...I'll put you into the boy/girl sections..both of them.

Yeah, that's better XD

Beside, I'm the trap in Delta44's harem.

I checked his profile and the harem list was disbanded.

Really?

You want in?

... *Sighs* Should I open a second spot for a trap, then? (At least you're in a better situation than Raven XD)

Wait, you're trying to romance me? O.O

Shocking eh?

Sorta, sorta not.

Why sorta not?

Bluefur may have known of Raven being bisexual already.

Ah yes, that. Maybe, after all, Bluefur's been here longer than me and I knew.

Of course I know! Raven-senpai and I talk in messages, you know. I'm just not used to having people trying to "romance" me. Though, if you want me to flirt, I probably could. XD

Lol, won't be necessary.

No pls. Stick to Oreos.

Eating oreos or flirting with them?

Both are acceptable.

How does one know if the oreos approve of the flirtation?

Oh, they approve.

Well I suppose the majority prefer flirtation to being eaten. What about individual hive minds? Each box is it's own hive mind.

Actually, each Oreo® has a mind of it's own.

Could have sworn they had hive minds....

No. It's ineffective. They would feel the pain of thousands of Oreo's™ being crushed or eaten.

Ah, perhaps they once did but split later....

Millions upon millions of Oreo's®™. Slaughtered. More every day. It's a holocaust.

Except it's caused by tastiness and not irrational hate.

plz don't.

Alright, I won't.

Yes.

If you're really going to do this, you probably shouldn't include folks that don't want to be in it (Like Aman) and only take people that are actually volunteering.

Thank you Endmaster. XD

But then she'd have no characters

Nah. If you write this with only characters that volunteer, there's a chance it gets to stay up. If anyone is in there without expressly granting permission in writing in this thread, it's getting deleted.

Permission = granted. (Starting the list here might make JJ's job less of an administrative nightmare)

Permission is granted by myself (obviously).

Permission granted.

Permission granted.

Permission granted.

Here's my express permission. It would be kind of a dick move to answer the questions and then not allow myself to be in the story...

Granted.

Permission granted for lulz.

Sounds... interesting...

I'm not saying I want to be in it, per se, but if you find yourself too short on the cast ... I've had weirder cameos on here, I guess, so it wouldn't bother me much. (Not all of them voluntary, either, come to think of it. >_>) 

@Ford - I was referring to Bevan and a WC fan who got pissed off at me, actually, not you.

*shrug* I'm not sure it would've honestly bothered me. It could've been pretty funny.

Pervert-senpai barely gives a crap about Writing Workshop. We need his opinion on this. So.....

@Delta44 @Delta44 @Delta44

@Delta44 @Delta44 @Delta44

NOTICE ME AND AYT! NOTICE THIS THREAD!

I JUST POSTED, DAMMIT! XD

I tagged you six times just in case you don't give a crap XD

Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! XD

I was going to do something similar to this called "The Daily Life of a CYStian" or something to that effect where you select a member and go about their daily life on CYS (strictly non-personal stuff for the sake of, you know, privacy). Buuuuuut I decided not to do it. 

So I couldn't be bothered XD

Ooh, I've been writing a day in the life of Silas already. Except it's a day when the WC have decided they've had enough of his shit and start trying to kill him.... Thus far, it's all been a bunch of movie parodies...

The WC are weak persona-ed fools for the most part.

I had to amp them up severely so they'd be able to compete.

Mutated cat-things?

Yep.

How dangerous? Could you describe?

Predatorial Big Cats with elemental powers. Still rather pathetic mano-e-mano, but there's entire clans of them.

Numbers are their main advantage?

To some extent, yes. But they are still mountain lions, and as such, are best left at a distance... Not that Silas would give a fuck about that kind of thing.

This looks interesting. Count me in, I'm interested to see who my perfect match is in the CYS world and also because I'd quite like the opportunity to tell my partner "look, you need to be more like INSERT RANDOM NAME HERE" :D

Wow, was not expecting you to offer yourself as tribute, lol.

I dunno man, I envision you to be like +20 while most of everyone participating probably aren't above 18. You don't want Chris Hansen at your door...

Haha point taken :) I'm 24 but if I wind up getting paired up with a 7 year old I promise to withdraw from the game :D

You're only 24? Wow. . .

... Doesn't that mean you, me, Quiller, and Will are all the same / almost the same age?

I am always a little curious about people's ages but it's not the sort of thing you ask on a forum :D I presume most of the forum community and WC fans are teenagers while the admins, mods and top writers are in their 20's, 30's or 40's :)

Only a handfuk of great writers are teens. The rest of the great-great writers are mostly 18 or above. This site needs more great young writers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

I knew it!

My storygames are always given bad reviews but i find them Humorous and fun despite there only being like twenty five words on a page. i guess people want more of a whole book experience than just a story made in a few days.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

The plots and ideas might be good, but your writing needs improvement.

It's not something I would ask at random on a forum, if not for the fact that Quills and I both openly stated on the forums that we're the same age. I can't remember when Quill's birthday is, though. I also remember Seth stating his age publicly, but I can't remember if he's older than me or the same age. You already stated yours. So, yeah... I would just find that an odd coincidence.

Seth is in his mid 30's (either 35/36 iirc).

Eh... Sign me up.

That means you have my permission.

No thanks.

I would ask to be involved, but I think if I did nobody would click on me I would be pretty hard...

Might I ask what brought this about?

Either the whole "Derp-Claw-Delta-AYT" thing or the shipping frenzy in that PM thread.

I think I might have dropped something in the water meant for the unicorn farm.... It was an accident.

Hopefully, the unicorns you promised Brad didn't drink that shit.

Oh, hadn't thought of that! I hope it's thoroughly digested before he eats them...

...Excuse me?

I put lust potion in the unicorns' drinking water to keep them from cutting off future generations.

Hot.

You feeling okay?

Super duper. Why do you ask?

See above. That's why I didn't use them as a meat animal.

Or all of CYStia including yourself.

I'm more concerned about a massive influx of demi-dragons...

That the only reason?

He wants me all to himself.

He said he wouldn't mind...

Lol.

I'd rather not.

....Not really into that.

XD.

No....

A bit of a generalization but accurate in this case.

I'm sure there exist dark lords whose fancies are tickled by dragon BDSM.

As am I, talking only about my own case.

Yo, dawg. Add me. 

Ah, for the lulz, I grant thee permission to toss me into the mix.

Haha, I'll fucking pay to see someone try to romance me. Throw me in there, just for lulz.

A le questions and a le answers:
1. Hello, how are you? (Well, how about you?)
2. Have you done this type of..umm...speed dating? (Nah. I haven't really gone on a date, actually)
3. Favorite color? (Blue... No, wait! YELLLLLLLLOOOOOW! *falls into Gorge of Eternal Peril* Monty Python references aside, my favorite color is Navy blue)
4. Interests? (Hm... Well, it'd probably be the Doors, Fallout, and sleeping)
5. What do you look for most in a woman/man? (Wow, that's a tough one. I've never really thought about it; honestly, I don't care about a girl's looks, as long as she has a great personality and likes the things I like, I'm all for her)

"Haha, I'll fucking pay to see someone try to romance me."

it's called a real life date brah

'real life date' DOES NOT COMPUTE INITIATE SYSTEM SHUT DOWN

It's called strippers.

Sure, I'll be mercilessly shipped yet again.

1. Woof. (Translation: passive woofing)
2. Woof. (Translation: I am dog. Speed dating what is?)
3. Woof. (Translation: Silver of dog bowl food yum.)
4. Woof. (Translation: Sexually harassing the mailman.)
5. Woof. (Translation: Humpability.)

Such romance, much doge speed-dating.

Wow.

I'm late. >.<

Timing aside, this looks cool. I guess I'll see to those questions, too...

1. I'm fine, I suppose. You?

2. Never, never even been on a date.

3. Aqua, probably. That, or blue.

4. Video games. I don't have time for sports. Or the endurance, strength, and speed.

5. Well, I'd like them to be funny, and have an advanced knowledge of video games. I'm just a lost nerd in an althetic school, there aren't many people like me.

Haha, these little quizzes are always funny.

1. Hello, how are you?
2. Have you done this type of..umm...speed dating?
3. Favorite color?
4. Interests?
5. What do you look for most in a woman/man?

1. I’m fantastic. Let’s go eat.

2. No but it’s good for meeting new people. What do you think about it?

3. Reddish greeny blue. What would you say your personal color is?

4. Mainly reading, writing, clubbing, traveling and having fun. You?

5. I don’t look for anything particular in people, I just try to see and understand what’s there.

So form an orderly queue ladies  (joking obviously)

Might as well add my own answers here.

1. I'm doin' alright. How are you, beautiful? *Wink*

2. Speed dating? Aww, shite. I thought this was a meeting for the last spot in my- ah, never mind. No, I haven't done speed dating before. Or any kind of date. I'm a date-virgin. But I know a lot on the subject! How 'bout you?

3. I can't really pick between red, blue and green, the three primary colours. I guess they're kinda like symbols for each side of me, hehe! Although... I think I've found my new favourite... Thanks to your eyes, hehe!

4. Well, uh, I'm... not the most interesting person. Maybe. I don't know. Regardless, I enjoy writing and reading, though mostly in the form of roleplay, and I absolutely LOVE video games. Sport can also be quite fun. Unfortunately, I can't go into my other favourite activities because site standards won't allow it, but I'll just say I also enjoy seeing women when their clothes are invisible, hahaha! Hehe... Sorry... What are you interested in? 

5. Well, if I'm honest, I just like people who are similar to me in a way. If they share a sense of humour or like to do similar things. I like someone who is able to support me when I'm too tired from supporting others, and I love a good smile. Or laugh. Basically, I just want someone who can share my happiness! Hehe! Of course, a killer bod' is just as good, though I'm not a fan of "bitches". Damn, I really need to learn to be less honest. Do I fit your criteria for the "perfect man"? Probably not. But hey, nobody's perfect! ... I talk too much... So what about you, lil' missus?

All answers to the questions will be used. Thank you.