The reults are in!
Best Writer (story): Six different spellings of "EndMaster" got a total of 8 votes.
Best Writer (language): Gower, with 5 votes.
Honorable mention to Ninja, with three votes.
Best Editor: Sherbert, with 2 votes.
Honorable mention to the three people who had never heard of "editing".
Best Reviewer: A tie between Gryphon and Mizal, with 3 votes each.
Honorable mention to Thara, with 2 votes.
Funniest Reveiwer: Everyone put a different answer for this one.
Most Likely To Win A Swordfight: Three different spellings of Sent got a total of 3 votes.
Most Likely To Lose A Swordfight: A tie between Ace and Crystalpeng, with 2 votes each.
Honorable mention to Cel for being crippled, and Abge who has apparently lost a swordfight in real life.
Most Likely To Be Abducted By Aliens: Sent, with 3 votes.
Most Likely To Really Be A Bot: A tie between Ford and Larmiar, with 3 votes each.
Most Likely To Be Professionally Published: EndMaster, with 6 votes.
Honorable mention to Avery and Ninja, with 2 votes each.
First To Die In A Horror Movie:A tie between Ace, Mizal, and Peng, with 2 votes each.
Most Likely To Survive A Horror Movie:No one got more than one vote, but two people put "me".
Most Likely To Be The Killer In A Horror Movie: Ford, with 3 votes.
Honorable mention to EndMaster and Thara, who each got 2.
Most Useful If You Were Stuck On A Desert Island: Mizal, with 3 votes.
Honorable mention to Sent, with 2 votes.
Most Useful If You Were Stuck In A Crashing Helicopter: A tie between Sent, with 2 votes, and people who thought no one would be any help.
Most Useful If You Had To Dispose Of A Body:No winner, no one got more than one vote.
Most Useful If You Were Starting A Business: A tie between Cricker and Mizal, with 3 votes each.
Honorable mention to Sabley, with 2 votes.
Most Useful In A Glorious Final Stand Against Your Godless Foes: Malk, with 6 votes.
Most Likely To Join A Cult: No winner, no one got more than one vote.
Most Likely To Buy Cryptocurrency: Ford, with 4 votes.
Honorable mention to Ogre and Mizal, with 2 votes each.
Most Likely To Be President: EndMaster, with 4 votes.
Honorable mention to Mizal with 3 votes, and Ford with 2.
Most Likely To Assassinate A President: A tie between Ford, with 2 votes, and 2 people who said they would.
Next To Publish A Storygame: A tie between Mizal, Ugilick, and Ninja, with 2 votes each.
Next To Win A Contest: Darious, with 3 votes.
Honorable mention to Mystic with 2 votes, and the person who is forbidden to prophesy in matters of this importance.
Next To Get Shamed: Crystal Penguin, with 3 votes.
Honorable mention to Ace with 2 votes, and the two people who said "me".
Next To Get Banned: Antoinette390, with 8 votes. Possibly nine, as one person couldn't remember the name of the person they wanted to pick, and said "that noob girl".
Additionally, there were two people named "ace", but one submitted an entirely blank form, and one person who put "Mizal" for every category.