Well I was going to save this for a more “special event” such as maybe after my 20th story or maybe even my 50th birthday or perhaps the 20th year being here (Christ, what the hell have I been doing). I was even considering making a forum guessing game of it for all to enjoy.
However, certain events have occurred that have forced my hand shall I say. I suppose it might’ve been inevitable what with all the pretty daughters and all.
No, not me you degenerate fools!
One of my appropriate age daughters who shall remain anonymous (Unless she wants to come forward) has recently somewhat engaged in accidental genetic attraction.
This is not an unusual phenomenon when such siblings aren’t raised together when they’re young, however I do have to claim the bastard son who may or may not have had suspicions of his destiny. Surely there was always an idea in the back of his head that perhaps he was meant for greater things.
In any case let me tell you a tale first. (Because I like being a long winded)
This faggot first arrived as an annoying snot nosed kid. I think out of all of the ones who joined around that time, he was definitely one of the few I actually wanted banned. Had I had the means to do it I probably would’ve at that point.
However, despite this, I still saw a potential.
He had this idea for a story called “Farmer Joe”. It was edgelord shit, with the idea of shoving in as much offensiveness as possible. But there really wasn’t a lot of that here on the site at that time so I actually gave this youth some advice and even a couple of suggestion of what he could put into it. He thanked me for this advice.
And of course he flaked out and didn’t do shit with it. Then he fucked up even more by hanging out with some Irish faggot. Again though there still was potential being displayed in the writing he did produce. It was just being buried under a mountain of faggotry which seemed to get worse.
It got to the point where I thought well maybe I was wrong and when he dropped off the site completely for awhile I washed my hands of him. Figured it was a failure that I didn’t have to claim.
Surprisingly though he returned. And there was something slightly less faggy about him now. Don’t get me wrong, he certainly was still faggy, but as the years passed during his return, he was improving.
The stories that were written were definitely better, but it wasn’t just that. It was also other things. For example during the Great War with the IFags who eventually put up a great barrier because I was wrecking their shit. This soldier continued a one man crusade for a little while longer.
This man also proudly bought an EndMaster shirt and has some of the highest rated Grimdark Fantasy stories.
One can’t just ignore such dedication and loyalty.
And one certainly can’t ignore a bloodline.
In fact, even before all this as far back as the IRC Villain Lair days, he actually said “Thanks dad” once. It was done in a joking manner, but perhaps not really.
And if you don’t know who the hell I’m talking about at this point, it’s fucking Malk.
Yep, he’s the best I’m going to get as far as an heir. Had to come to the conclusion that this younger generation is just going to be more homosexual no matter what. Doesn’t even seem to matter what side of the political spectrum either. It’s all fucking gay shit.
At least Malk has tried to make up for this terrible disability by having relationships with biological women and isn’t trying to chop his own dick off.
In any case, nothing has changed here except Malk now has an obligation to avenge my death if anyone manages to kill me. I certainly can’t depend on daughters to carry out proper revenge. Half of them aren’t around anyway.
Of course this probably means he’s going to be trying to kill me at some point, since he doesn't get shit while I'm still around. Which is fine, he can try. Circle of death or something.
That's it. You may all continue with the usual monkey shines in this glorious nation.
(And yes, Thara is still my favorite, there's no question about that)
