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writing

17 days ago
Hi! I'm new and started a fanfiction story game, but I don't know how to get in to write it. Help, please!

writing

17 days ago

My Stuff > Storygames > Edit > Chapters & Pages

writing

17 days ago
I'm so glad you helped her, now you get to be first in line to read about gender swapped Harry Potter.

writing

17 days ago

The sexually abused Harriet Potter!

writing

17 days ago

I... may have been too hasty. Who knew they made fem Harry Potter landmines to step on these days, truly sinister.

writing

17 days ago
The username didn't tip you off?

writing

17 days ago
Anything 'fanfiction' should trip the alarms...

writing

16 days ago
Thanks! That really helps! And now I have time to tell you to go fuck yourself.

writing

16 days ago
It should be noted she's literally replying to her own post here.

writing

16 days ago
again,I'm new I'm trying to reply to him

writing

16 days ago
Why are you being so rude to someone who was actually willing to help you?

writing

16 days ago
did u not read their comments below that.

writing

16 days ago
And if you ever overcome your inherent retardation enough to actually finish your shitty fanfic, he'll happily say it again and get points for doing it.

writing

16 days ago
I just fucking started and you can not use that word.

writing

16 days ago
Says who?

writing

16 days ago
What will happen next? Why can't that word be used? Will the thought police show up now? Can we get the site shut down because someone used a forbidden word? Where is the list of words that we cannot use? Can we submit additional words to be included on that list?

writing

16 days ago
If you're old enough to say fuck, then you're old enough to be called a retard. Or was it shit that offended you so much? Edit: And I can't read you asshole.

writing

16 days ago

Well obviously we've labeled you incorrectly.

From now on we'll call you a faggot instead.

writing

16 days ago
Being able to communicate coherently in English has nothing to do with the site editor, and when your first act on learning someone doesn't like your story idea is to get emotional and lash out, that tells me some things about your future here, on a writing site where authors post things to get critical feedback.

And since you claimed to be 23 when you registered, like it or not I think your posts in this thread contain enough information to make certain assumptions about your capabilities.

It's far, far too late for anyone to hope you'll grow out of this I'm afraid.

writing

16 days ago

Being a good samaritan is a thankless job. :(

writing

16 days ago
MHD has drawn a whole series about this.

writing

16 days ago

Ouch, how will I ever recover? Might have to hire a therapist.

writing

16 days ago

Hello! It's come to my attention that you did something retarded.

In order to avoid this in the future, I recommend clicking this button and then using basic context clues to tell what post you're supposed to reply to.

 

If the issue persists, a second diagram can be posted containing arrows and labels.

 

If you're still having trouble, our staff offers a revolutionary belt procedure that stops retardation in its tracks.

writing

16 days ago
Also, please, if you're feeling abused, please do see this thread for additional assitance.

writing

16 days ago
And if they need additional additional assistance, End has a good visual aid he provides at times like these.

writing

15 days ago

Hang Myself Noose GIF - Hang Myself Noose Tying Noose GIFs

writing

16 days ago
You call yourself a demon slayer, yet you glorify a series as unholy and demonic as Harry Potter.

writing

16 days ago
Well, tbf, if they're going to turn Harry into a trans-feminist version, perhaps they'll change the story round a bit, too...

writing

16 days ago
Zweihanderr is a much better name for a demon slayer anyway, let's be real.

writing

16 days ago

I gotta say, I see this whole thread as an absolute win.

writing

16 days ago
Curse it, I've missed action again.

I hope this noob comes back, I haven't had a turn with the belt yet

writing

15 days ago
I think it might help to think of this entire forum as a social deduction game. If you make a thread and this happens, you've lost: Badly, and on the the first round.

writing

15 days ago

The funniest thing is he attacked the one guy who actually helped him.

writing

15 days ago

At times like this, there's really only one thing to do. Luna, when you return, if you want a really powerful mod to come to your defense and put all these people in their place, tag Endmaster 3 times. Use the '@' symbol, then type EndMaster right after that. 3 times is the charm.

It's an activation code that not many people know about these days. What happens after is total destruction. In fact, I'm risking a lot by telling this to you right now. 

Best of luck! Happy writing :)

writing

15 days ago
The only thing that can save your story now is testicular cancer.