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writing

2 months ago
Hi! I'm new and started a fanfiction story game, but I don't know how to get in to write it. Help, please!

writing

2 months ago

My Stuff > Storygames > Edit > Chapters & Pages

writing

2 months ago
I'm so glad you helped her, now you get to be first in line to read about gender swapped Harry Potter.

writing

2 months ago

The sexually abused Harriet Potter!

writing

2 months ago

I... may have been too hasty. Who knew they made fem Harry Potter landmines to step on these days, truly sinister.

writing

2 months ago
The username didn't tip you off?

writing

2 months ago
Anything 'fanfiction' should trip the alarms...

writing

2 months ago
Thanks! That really helps! And now I have time to tell you to go fuck yourself.

writing

2 months ago
It should be noted she's literally replying to her own post here.

writing

2 months ago
again,I'm new I'm trying to reply to him

writing

2 months ago
Why are you being so rude to someone who was actually willing to help you?

writing

2 months ago
did u not read their comments below that.

writing

2 months ago
And if you ever overcome your inherent retardation enough to actually finish your shitty fanfic, he'll happily say it again and get points for doing it.

writing

2 months ago
I just fucking started and you can not use that word.

writing

2 months ago
Says who?

writing

2 months ago
What will happen next? Why can't that word be used? Will the thought police show up now? Can we get the site shut down because someone used a forbidden word? Where is the list of words that we cannot use? Can we submit additional words to be included on that list?

writing

2 months ago
If you're old enough to say fuck, then you're old enough to be called a retard. Or was it shit that offended you so much? Edit: And I can't read you asshole.

writing

2 months ago

Well obviously we've labeled you incorrectly.

From now on we'll call you a faggot instead.

writing

2 months ago
Being able to communicate coherently in English has nothing to do with the site editor, and when your first act on learning someone doesn't like your story idea is to get emotional and lash out, that tells me some things about your future here, on a writing site where authors post things to get critical feedback.

And since you claimed to be 23 when you registered, like it or not I think your posts in this thread contain enough information to make certain assumptions about your capabilities.

It's far, far too late for anyone to hope you'll grow out of this I'm afraid.

writing

2 months ago

Being a good samaritan is a thankless job. :(

writing

2 months ago
MHD has drawn a whole series about this.

writing

2 months ago

Ouch, how will I ever recover? Might have to hire a therapist.

writing

2 months ago

Hello! It's come to my attention that you did something retarded.

In order to avoid this in the future, I recommend clicking this button and then using basic context clues to tell what post you're supposed to reply to.

 

If the issue persists, a second diagram can be posted containing arrows and labels.

 

If you're still having trouble, our staff offers a revolutionary belt procedure that stops retardation in its tracks.

writing

2 months ago
Also, please, if you're feeling abused, please do see this thread for additional assitance.

writing

2 months ago
And if they need additional additional assistance, End has a good visual aid he provides at times like these.

writing

2 months ago

Hang Myself Noose GIF - Hang Myself Noose Tying Noose GIFs

writing

2 months ago
You call yourself a demon slayer, yet you glorify a series as unholy and demonic as Harry Potter.

writing

2 months ago
Well, tbf, if they're going to turn Harry into a trans-feminist version, perhaps they'll change the story round a bit, too...

writing

2 months ago
Zweihanderr is a much better name for a demon slayer anyway, let's be real.

writing

2 months ago

I gotta say, I see this whole thread as an absolute win.

writing

2 months ago
Curse it, I've missed action again.

I hope this noob comes back, I haven't had a turn with the belt yet

writing

2 months ago
I think it might help to think of this entire forum as a social deduction game. If you make a thread and this happens, you've lost: Badly, and on the the first round.

writing

2 months ago

The funniest thing is he attacked the one guy who actually helped him.

writing

2 months ago

At times like this, there's really only one thing to do. Luna, when you return, if you want a really powerful mod to come to your defense and put all these people in their place, tag Endmaster 3 times. Use the '@' symbol, then type EndMaster right after that. 3 times is the charm.

It's an activation code that not many people know about these days. What happens after is total destruction. In fact, I'm risking a lot by telling this to you right now. 

Best of luck! Happy writing :)

writing

2 months ago
The only thing that can save your story now is testicular cancer.