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This is the official thread where you can tell the rest of the CYS Community that you are leaving the site FOREVER. (Until you decide to come back)

Be sure to post tearful goodbyes to those that supported you and leave hate filled rants to those that drove you commit this form of internet suicide!

you thought you could catch me being cringe? think again, fucko 

- omnipotent 2021 malk

LOL!

I too reacted the same.

DEFINITELY following this thread!

Same here. XD

I almost cried. :(

^

Guise I'm leaving forever.

Nvm, I'm back.

You got fat, did you find a new toaster to make you oh so delicious baked goods filled with fat, sugar, and rainbows?

Does this mean we need to use another thread if you're temporarily leaving?

Am I the only one who knew this was going to be a mockery thread and not Endmaster's actual resignation from the site?

I suspected this was the case because of mousepaw's thread.

Indeed.

Bye, you assholes, I'm leaving.

@Killa_Robot , I used to think you were cool, you and your catgirl fetish and your zippy lines of text. There was a time when your words could warm my heart with joy, but those days are gone. I now realize what you really are! I know what you did, you goddamned mafia member, and for that, I pity you. I am sickened, and I'm ashamed that I ever spent so long in the same forum with you!

 

@BerkaZerka , you’re a fuckwad, you and your scripty witchcraft! We should have burned you with SimpleSabley, just like Aman said. Fuck you and your Nazi Communist ideals, fuck you and your toaster-stealing ways! Fuck your hammer, fuck your sister, fuck your computer, and fuck whatever you happen to be holding in your filthy gonorreah-covered flippers right now!

 

@Aman , I used to think I knew you. You were the one person that kept me going amidst all the shameless evils of this site. Your strong Jewish values and magnificent ‘stache seemed like a beacon of hope in this world of stupidity and shameless whorishness. But it wasn’t. It was a spammy mustache, and your Synagogue in CYS turned out to be filled with Penises and assholes and other such satanic machinations! I trusted you, Aman, but you were a Satanist and a Mafia Consort all along!

 

@Morgan , you’re a stupid idiot from the bowels of hell. I used to love you, you were amazing, but then you stabbed me in the back by being a damned gaybo. My religion (or lack thereof) is highly against it and all the anal sex, abortions, and Testosterone that comes with it! Your kind was the kind that crucified Jesus and Bullwinkle the Moose, and that’s unforgivable. Your kind is the kind that puts aborted babies back into vaginas just so they can be aborted again! I can’t believe I was so ignorant of lesbians before! The horrible lesbian race is a menace and it must be stopped!

 

# @Coins, you were actually an okay guy. Your mom was especially okay.

 

@Jihelu, AND TO THINK I LOVED YOU! You horrible monster, trying to take advantage of me like that by dressing in drag and inviting me into the back of your van! I was even aroused up until the point when I realized you had a fucking penis! Damn you, Jihelu! Damn you and your evil Omnisexual penis!

 

@Briar_Rose , You’re a two-faced backstabbing BITCH! I can’t believe anyone could have trusted you, worshipping Satanic gods like INVIDIA out in the open and murdering poor, innocent, Totalitarian monarchs in cold blood!

 

And it’s YOU @Endmaster , YOU! I’ve hated you since the very fucking beginning! You, driving around in your fancy cars with your fancy pants and pretending they’re not there. But they’re there! We see you and your fancy fucking pants, and we’re sick of you parading them around like a rich douchebag! And I’m fucking appalled by your stories! All the Womyn you’ve made are either objectified sex toys or evil Lesbians or both! And you’re a racist as well! Do you know how hard it must have been for black elves and white elves to have racial equality? Yet here you are putting up those labels and those stereotypes and totally fucking up YEARS of anti-racist developments! I REFUSE to see Womyn and blacks treated this way any longer!

FUCK YOU ALL! I’M LEAVING FOREVER!

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

I'm glad you hold me, Delta, and the others you didn't mention in such high esteem...

He only picked on the people he likes, Naru. He doesn't love us.

YOU SUCK TOO, ALIENS ARE AGAINST MY RELIGION! AND SO DOES JAMES! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISAPPOINT IN A SON-IN-LAW!

You'll get fat.

AND THE WAY ENDMASTER STEREOTYPED GOOD, UPSTANDING PEOPLE IN "A VERY SPECIAL CHOOSEYOURSTORY" IS FUCKING UNFORGIVABLE! I'LL HAVE YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW THAT MOST LARP-ERS ARE NOT THAT DESPERATE! IN FACT, MANY OF THEM HAVE TURNED DOWN THE OFFER TO MAKE OUT WITH THEIR MOMS IN SATANIC ROBES! AND VERY FEW MORBIDLY OBESE WOMYN GO ON MURDEROUS RAMPAGES WHEN CHEERLEADERS STEAL THEIR TWINKIES!

Alright I'm back.

*insert TL;DR Game review here*

I find your reaction to EndMaster's stories much more offensive than the stories themselves. It is the personal right of obese womyn to go on murderous rampages if they so choose. Don't try to shame womyn for deciding what to do with their lives.

Murderousness is a negative stereotype among obese womyn, and it has hurt feelings and confidences the world over. I feel it is our responsibility to help break down those walls and barriers and prevent womyn the world over from going on the dark path and slippery slope of murderous rampages. One day, it's a murderous rampage, the next, it's a satanic abortion ritual, and before you know it, LEBIANISM!

Murderousness among obese womyn is a negative stereotype enforced by patriarchal society. It is this stereotype, not the murderousness itself, that should be challenged. There is nothing inherently wrong with engaging in mass murder when committed by a freely consenting womon. By giving into pressure from society's negative views, we are letting the patriarchy win.

We should be encouraging womyn of all weights, not just obese womyn, to partake in whatever violent activities that they like. This will help to break the stereotype that only obese womyn will take part in such activities.

Statistically, only obese womyn and army womyn ever DO take part in mass murder.

Sentinel, you asshole. You forgot me.

I somehow feel sad you didn't mention me. xD

k bye i'll be here for you

I came here in search of good storygames. Instead what I got was a bunch of shitty stories written by F-rate authors who are too crappy to get a book published so they try to achieve internet fame among 13 year old weaboos. 

I failed to find a storygames that was remotely interesting and instead discovered a forum which seemed to have potential. Oh boy was I wrong. As if the site's crappy Web 1.0 outlet wasn't bad enough, the community is sure to drive anyone with half a mind away. You're all a bunch of pretentious faggots who dare accuse me of trolling even 1 year after my registration in this hellish time waster. And the worst of it all? There is nothing to be gained! 2/3 of the posts are shit-posting and any interesting thread is 100% assured to be derailed into mind-less discussions about sporks, mustaches, commanders and strawberry motherfucking putting. 

I guess there isn't much to expect from a community filled with adult perma virgins, know-it-all-Albos, fat blobs who think their view on God matters to anyone besides themselves, PC fags, actual fags, edgy kiddos who can't get their penguin up, happy merchants, outright pedophiles and heck even furries!

For the first time in my life I hope hell exists so that each and every single one of you can burn in it.

 

Disregard that, I changed my mind :P

I left for about a month but then came back to you worthless SOBs.  I don't know why...may never know why....

You just made me wonder if SsOBs might be more accurate because you pluralise both 'sons' and 'bitches'. Then again, you don't often include words like 'of' in acronyms so maybe just SsBs.

damn dude.  you went deep on that one.  But think of the tv show Sons of Anarchy.  The acronym is always SOA not
SsOA.

True. You'd also use SOB as the singular form, so it makes sense that the plural would be SOBs. I think it makes sense and it certainly looks nicer than any of the others I've come up with.

But is it "an std" or "a std"?

I'd say either is acceptable; it just depends on whether you read it out as an acronym or read all the words out.

I will now announce that (insert user I strongly am fond of here) has died recently, and with it, my priorities for life have been re-arranged.  I will no longer pursue the field of preserving life (medical field), but instead, will attempt to resurrect an undead army for the lulz, as I have lost any and all purpose in this world.

Oh yeah, and FUCK YOU (insert user I intensely dislike here)!  I hope you and your janky clit boil in bleach!  FUCK OFF!

@EndMaster

Do I need to improve on any parts?

It's okay.

So far Sentinel and Drako had the best ones though.

Sentinel got a lot of points for singling out various people and taking the time to go on about how much he hated them. I've seen that done before on other forums and Sentinel had it down pretty well.

Drako however, managed to insult the entire community in one relatively condensed hate filled post. Something about his rant also seemed more realistic than Sentinel's. Might be because I can actually see Drako calling everyone here a bunch of pretentious faggots and genuinely meaning it. He even had a few misspellings which added to the idea that he was so angry he couldn't even be bothered to spell everything correctly.

Drako's rant might have convinced me if it wasn't on this thread. Gotta give him credit for that.

The trick is to keep the lie close to the truth.

Well, I believe the time has come. I have started to lose interest in CYOA and video games in general. Thanks for all the awesome stories, comments, and forum wars! I will always remember Dr. Lucky! I am actually a bit disappointed in myself because I swore to never leave this site until I die, lol. Oh, this also means that I will be dropping out of the December contest (and lose 125 points and Dramatist rights in the process) *hides in a closet* Thanks again, bye! Hope you all have a good one! *Kirby Dance* #Goodbye Forever

peace out man

Thanks for not starting a new thread. Out of gratitude, I won't even suggest End ban your account to hold you to this.

You used this thread as was intended!

Guess that means the nukes will fall soon.

can I have your points?

Yes, you can have them all! All the -126! Please take em! @Endmaster, he agress, quick!!!

I was going to make a joke "I'm leaving" post on here, but now I'm too scared to do it xD
I need these points.

Probably a good idea.

However in Negative’s case, that’s only part of it. He’s got a habit of acting like a shitposting retard. In fact it’s sort of amazing he didn’t get banned by previous mods since I do remember him pissing a few of them off before.

The only reason why I haven’t banned him, is despite him being a shitposting retard, he has contributed a few stories to the site which aren’t completely terrible (One is even a 5) so I gave him negative points instead and given his name it’s sort of appropriate anyway.

Plus it’s funnier to me this way of course.

That is pretty ironic :3

Negative has negative points xD

Hm...and now this makes me want to make a good storygame instead of messing around with my profile xD

Though, that is very fun >~>

Ohhhhhhh, I get it! His name is Negative and he now literally has negative points :D

Your sense of humor is so meta as always, End.

Nvr mnd, I am back giys. As a punishment I am ready to sell my soul to End. (Read: Change my 125 point bet to 250 points)

But I don't have it of course, damn Uncle Sam the motherfucking tax collector.