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So, I left a bit to do some real life things and came back to some hilarious shit. So, first of all, thank you guys for that. Secondly, I'm not "roleplaying" as a migrator. I really am here now, and started work on my gamebook, even (see: my profile). But I did commit the sin I'm accused of, and let me explain why. I don't really care who believes it or not; I'm honestly mainly here for the older gems and to start my project anew.

Regarding my alt faggotry, here's what happened. Basically put, I wanted to have my cake and eat it, too. I hate Jason. Its true. I wanted to not only move myself and my work here onto this site, but also take advantage of the new environment and vent to other like-minded dissenters openly and without fear of discourse or permanent punishment. And I did just that upon my arrival and first post. I came here, started talking, and it was mostly what I expected. Berka, Miza, End, and Gower were all people I was hoping to see, and I got to within minutes and my fears I arrived a little too late to the party were abated.

I haven't been on here in a while, pretty much exclusively on the Forums before I started waning off that, too. The rest is history; here I am today. But that wasn't enough. I wasn't satisfied. I wanted to go out on CoG with a bang, you could say. Only one problem. My Voldy account was my real, original, oldest Forum account. It is well known over there and has a lot of history on it. I wanted to keep it to still browse interesting WiPs on the Forum as my real self.

Vexius_Krexius used to be Waylon_Royce, and is a Forum alt account of mine. I created it and made it its own person (a far left bisexual dude who had very little interest in being banned) in order to be able to have an account I can switch to if I ever went too far with my real account and my real opinions, I guess. A sort of chameleon failsafe, if you will. He was definitely better integrated than Voldy and simply sidestepped any and all heated exchanges so I could have something to fall back on and still post feedback and beta test freely, among obviously still being able to have an account.

So what's the catch? Well, I no longer cared about my backup sockpuppet. I wanted to go out with a bang but remain on the Forum in my main account untouched. So, I kamikazed Vexius and had him send that retarded message to Jason out of nowhere and with no fucks given. And then post it on here to vent and laugh at Jason one more time. But I didn't want some CoGite lurker to come over here and see that Voldy was Vexius. So, I basically made Vexius on here to post it and pretty much nothing else. My thought process was that no one here would give a big enough fuck to look at my IP address, lol. I know I should have just either not done it at all or simply posted it as the real me, Voldy, but we've all been angry enough to not think about what we're doing. I knew what was coming either way and wanted to metaphorically flip off Jason one last time. Regarding the IP thing, I sent hetero_malk a message apologizing, hoping to get a funny response, and the bastard did not indulge me. Was gonna ask him if he could try again after installing NordVPN.

So, there it is. In short, I did what I did to deceive CoGites, not necessarily you guys. I obviously didn't try that hard, and it was because I didn't think anyone would look twice at it and simply join in. Now, both my Forum accounts are banned, and I am now shunned by the very group I was looking to become acquainted with. I can only ask you judge me from now on, instead of angry, careless me who was kinda just looking for internet revenge like a groveling manchild. I like to think we all get that pissed at honest retards from time to time. Like I said in my debut post, I just had enough; became very, very disgruntled.

TL;DR: Yes, I have committed faggotry, but maybe at least semi-understandable faggotry?

Cringe.

alt-making cringe faggot

Also I find it exceedingly funny that while, supposedly, your alt-making faggotry was so CoGites looking here couldn't tell that the accounts were the same person, now because of your imbecility anyone lurking can see not only that the accounts belong to one person but also that said person is a huge faggot.

None. I'm not saying to ignore it, I'm just saying I find it funny how retarded you are.

One could argue you actually wasted your time writing a 750 word explanation on why you are retarded.

And I'm still getting responses from you, like you're some pain loving slut. And a retarded one to boot.

None of these are creative since all I'm doing is calling you retarded, and every time I do you respond to me. You know, like a retard.

Except there's evidently no need to get better when it comes to you.

I wish you luck as well, Retard.

Look man, just like EndMaster said, you had a pretty bad introduction, but its not the end of the world.

If you would just focus all this energy on writing stories or reviews, instead of doing all these cringe forum theatrics, (like you should have done from the jump) then you'd be in a much better position on the site.

My advice; stop talking about it so much and do literally anything else until everyone forgets and knows you for the content of your character. Which right now is a shifty identity stealer chameleon guy, but that's neither here nor there.

You: "I'm sorry for being cringe and a retard."

Darkspawn: "Yes you are."

You: "W-well FUCK YOU, you lazy mexican!"

Sword Guy I don't know: "Yes you are."

You: "*sniff* Stop ganging up on meeee! This is because I insulted dark isn't it!?"

I didn't actually think he'd keep responding after like the third time. I guess he really is retarded.

If you finally realized you were wasting your time, then why are you still responding to DarkSpawn with badly written 'insults' that would only serve to lower your standing? It is with all due respect* that I ask you this: Do you want to get banned?

*No respect's due so there's no value in that pointlessly polite phrase, but I'm just courteous at times.

What sort of ban would you prefer? You could get one for spamming, being a degenerate, or even retarded whining. In the spirit of choice, why don't you go ahead and act according to which ban you'd like?

Edit: Search chooseyourstory.com and those members, then you'll see the 'BANNED' words on their profile. Had to do a quick search for the spamming one, but mods do actually ban people for it.

I can answer that. Because he's retarded.

I'm worried you haven't actually got it, what with you being retarded and all.

I wouldn't really say you're shunned, but you've certainly lowered your standing a little. This explanation seems like a step in the right direction. Take Zweihanderr's advice; work on your storygame, write reviews, and be a productive member of CYS. Eventually, your status might improve to the point where you get the liberty to slip up every now and then without being judged too harshly.

If that all seems like too much work, here's another thing you could do: tag Endmaster 3 times (@ + Endmaster, but it has to be thrice) and ask him to take you under his wing. He's stated earlier that he's indifferent to you, so he might adopt you and help you during your time on CYS. 

Good luck!

You did get some points back, but you were also insulted a lot, so I'm not sure if that's a net positive or negative.

To be safe, maybe you should go ahead and ask for End's guidance? That'll definitely bring a net positive.

Good choice. Now, just make sure you keep to your word and you'll be alright.

This is the first non-retarded thing you've said or done.

You're not gonna get banned. (Unless End or Berka does it, they're like the 2 bullets in mod roulette) Your profile will just remain empty for all of time as a monument to those whose only contribution was lols. Unless you'd like to swallow the spite routine and do shit other than be cringe.  It's a state anybody can recover from- I was cringe all the time once, hell, even Malk was the lowest of the low. (And banned!) Ace, that sullen, obese clown, is cringe all the time, he never even stopped, and for some reason he's still trying. There's ways forward from this no matter the path you take, however tempting it is for you to follow your basic instincts in this humiliation and perform at the equivalent of crawling in a hole to die.

If we were going to ban you for something childish, we would be putting BANNED UNTIL 3021. REASON: TRANSPHOBIA

Speaking for myself, staying on CYS is one of the best decisions I've made. But it requires thick skin, some amount of writing/ reading/ productivity, and an ability to know when to leave a heated argument and return only when you have something of merit to say. So far, you've failed at all three things.

If you just plan on spamming the forums, I bid you farewell. At least your attempts at normal human conversation made me laugh several times.

And for what it's worth, I know most people here would read your story since we're not as petty as you think we are (and the petty ones would probably read it to laugh even more at you, but if it's objectively good, you might even redeem yourself after publishing it). 

Well, unlike the cogites, who may boycott your story if you only have one gender option, we actually value writing capability. If you write a featured story, then you prior faggotry may still be remembered, but you will likely be tolerated a great deal more. Communities based on merits leave a lot of room for "advancement," but also a lot of room for being blown to oblivion. Even teenagers can become respected (at least a little) if they work for it and write. Even if they do spew crap on the forums occasionally. 

Basically, we respect what deserves respect. Act 1 of your history here was a disaster and you had tomatoes thrown at you. But, there is still an Act 2 if your skin is thick enough. 

Hello, it's me, a child with a redemption arc. You can most definitely make a comeback from this level of faggotry, because it's really not that bad. Except you won't, because it's easier to ball up your fists, whine, and punch the air instead of punching the keys.

So you posted cringe, and then wrote like 5 paragraphs trying to explain why it wasn't actually cringe. Honestly seems like this is actually worse now than it was before you explained it. If you don't want to be banned on CoG, so be it, nobody was going to question that, some of us even have CoG accounts, but you've gone and put on offensive faggotface makeup to try and commit one of the lesser effective forms of trolling, to get banned, in order to "go out with a bang" (in which case, why do you care about either account?) which really smacks with the profound bullshit stank of a mujahideen that wanted the honor of dying for the cause, but decided to strap the vest to his cat instead.

I guess if you ever had a time machine, the solution would be to introduce yourself as kamikaze dude and then reveal yourself to be Voldy later, because at least then it would be a marginal upgrade. But you've already stuck your nuts in the food processor and there's no use cryin' over blended testicles. Well, I supose it's reasonable for you to cry about them, they're your nuts.

I guess that's why the whole dialogue takes a 150 degree turn into to pity and self-deprecation at the end, which is understandable in your situation. You got rightfully berated for skipping to the punchline of a joke you never started telling, and then tried explaining it which kills the joke in the process. (Dissecting jokes is like dissecting frogs. Take them out of your ass first.) There's not a lot to do afterward but try to make the explanation itself funny. Which, I mean, it is, but probably not for the intentional reasons.

Edit: Holy shit, I rescind my oldfag award. Reading this thread it looks like you've just barely lurked enough to understand english. You were just a fag all along!

why do they always double down and keep making threads 

Apparently he's a big fan of Suicidal Sammy's games so making alts and sneaking back on CoG is following in his an hero's footsteps.

Endmaster would 'adopt' some promising members when they're new. He currently has three internet daughters: Thara, Cricket, and Green. If you tag him three times, he'll teach you about CYS when he's free, and tell you about the things you can and cannot do. But this only works when you're new for about the first week, (unfortunately I found out about this too late so I missed that opportunity).

Also, three times to represent the current number of daughters he has. If you get 'adopted', then the next person must tag him four times.

Edit: It's not talked about much since it's a shortcut to being a well-recognized CYStian and we don't want all noobs to find out about it. Your writing seems decent, so consider this a helpful piece of advice. If anyone asks, you didn't hear it from me.

like some online Candyman shit

Well, the lesson to be learned from all this is to just be a fucking normal person when you join a new community. Coming in all ra ra, repeating our memes at us but in a terribly unfunny way, and yelling about site war bullshit that doesn't matter is the fastest way to look like a fucking chromosome hoarder who just managed to climb the fence at the tard ranch and still has tubed spaghetti sauce on his rubber onesy. Also, when you get caught grabbing the Wal Mart cashier's ass on your first night of freedom, the thing to do isn't to stutter your way through an apology - it's to run! 

Ah, CYS, how I've missed you. (No idea what's going on, but I get the feeling this thread is more enjoyable out of context.)

Enjoy the thread! If you ever want context after reading, you can look here and here.

Many thanks. ^_^