LOL nice fine print.
Speaking of learning Spanish, the other day my mother sent me and my siblings a clip from a movie in Portuguese. The subtitles were in Portuguese as well. It was about that pop-linguist idea that Abracadabra comes from Aramaic for "I create as I speak" or something like that (it may be true, but I'm no linguist). She was freaking out saying watch out what you listen to, thinking Aramaic was an occult language or something.
So, I'm reading the subtitles even though I don't speak Portuguese, and the first thing I texted was, "What the heck are you worried about? Read the subtitles. He's just saying that Jesus spoke Aramaic, the language of God, and that God's WORD was power, such as when he said, 'Let there be Light,' and the man in the clip also quoted the beginning of John (In the beginning was the Word, etc)."
I say this, then suddenly realize I'm the only one in the family that speaks some Spanish, and immediately say, "Sorry, I didn't even realize the subtitles were Spanish. Obviously, you wouldn't understand it."
And then seconds after I sent that text, I "OH SHITTED" because I realized that wasn't Spanish at all, it was Portuguese.
That was one hell of a trip. I'm only like 35% fluent in Spanish, and I speak zero Portuguese, and I freaking understood like 70% of this one minute-long clip's subtitles. That was just the damndest thing. I had heard the languages were close, but that was kind of creepy.
Languages. They have ruined the species XD.