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YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

This isn't a thread for soft-hearted motivation. I require one thing - people to yell at me to work. Please, when motivating, use caps-lock and jokes at my expense until I get something done. Thank you. 

EDIT: This is also a motivational thread. 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Run hamster run. You can't let the wheels stop spinning.

Compliment Malk

6 years ago
You'll do fine without doing much. I think you've done good so far - and that's great! It's alright if you don't get much done - there's always the future :)

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
GET TO IT!  WRITE! WRITE! WRITE!  Okay, now take a breath...  NOW WRITE!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

GO! GO YOU FUCKING OVERSIZED LARDASS RAT MOTHERFUCKER!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Work smart, not hard! Make yourself a goal of at least one or two pages a day! If you have more time, set yourself one page every hour, maybe ever half hour! If there's variables or scripting, set yourself a certain amount of scripting/variable setting per day as well! Update us every time you update! If there is not enough, we will punish you! 

There are so many exclamation marks in this post!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Post your work so I can tell you whats wrong with it XD 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

But.. but.. it isn't even edited yet! >_<

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK RAT WORK!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
DO IT!

Just DO IT!

Don't let your dreams be dreams!

Yesterday, you said Tomarrow, so JUST DO IT!

I wan't you to go to the point where everybody else would quit, and you won't stop there!

Nothing is Impossible if you JUST DO IT!

Just....DOO IIIIT!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

DO IT YOU DAMNED DIRTY RAT!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

In spite of all the shit I've had to put up with you thus far, in spite of you pretty much putting my fanfict career to the floor with all the un-deletable content, in spite of you making a decent fanfict yourself and bashing on your seniors...

...well, you've got this fucking shot to finally get a position above me.  JUST.  DO IT.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Bashing my seniors? Jesus, you take that shit seriously. 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

It wasn't just me XD

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
Hey you brown, furry, uh... four-legged... uh... Do that thing, if you want to... no pressure, of course...

I'm not very good at this, am I?

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

For every day day that you do not write at least twenty pages in a story game, I will burn a live mother / father capybara to death in front of its family and kick one of their adorable, defenseless children. So. How goes the writing? :D 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

That imagery tho.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
MALKALACKALACKALACKALACKA *five hours later* LACKALACKALACKA!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

What are you working on anyway?

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Spacefarer. (Working title)

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

RIP Farmer Brown :'(

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Farmer Joe actually.

Oh well. I suppose that still makes insanebutvain the most promising prospect assuming she ever returns to writing.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

I'm going to write Farmer Joe - I'm just inspired to write Sci-FI atm. 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

COME ON MALKY!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

I think Kiel virtually gave me something, because I just threw up. Fuck. 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

>_>' How could I have infected you with anything, virtually or otherwise? xD

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Well he obviously contracted a virus.

 

 

buh dum tsss

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

We all gave him our aid, usually with big capital letters. So now, not only does he have one AID, but multiple... We have given him AIDS over the internet.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

xD That reminds me of a joke ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_sR09ZMSYg

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

That led me to Seth Macfarlane's cavalcade of cartoon comedy, which led somehow led me to...Whatever the fuck this is...

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Dunno, I guess the "getting sick during writing" bug you seem to have rubbed off on me through message posts. :P

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Well ... oops. That explains why I'm making so much progress today. xD 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Fuck! It's like some form of It Follows but like with illness and writing! Ye bastard!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

......

TMI.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

>_>' I'm not a zoophile.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Naruto; SEXY JITSU! *poof* Please, *pouts* please continue writing. For me? *giggles*

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Nah, I'm zonked for the day. Atm, I'm trying to learn the rules to an RPG in one night. 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
Which RPG?

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Eclipse Phase. 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Never heard of it.

STAAAAAAHP.

6 years ago

You can stop yelling... for now. 

I don't think you'd like it, Goody. 

STAAAAAAHP.

6 years ago

Why not?

STAAAAAAHP.

6 years ago

It's structured unlike freeform which you played a lot on this site.

STAAAAAAHP.

6 years ago

There's a 400+ page rulebook involved. 

STAAAAAAHP.

6 years ago
That does NOT look like writing a story/storygame!

STAAAAAAHP.

6 years ago

I'm still thinking about what happens next. Happy? :P

STAAAAAAHP.

6 years ago
Less thinking, more writing!

DO NOT YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
Awesome. I loved that one. Close second to one of my friend's personal campains on D&D.

DO NOT YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

I'm running it on BHB. You want to play?

DO NOT YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

I can't, sorry. Don't want to re-learn the rules and I already spent a few days (550+ pages) re-learning basic D&D and learning Pathfinder, ha ha.

Thanks, though. Definitely next time, though, if there is one and you would have me. 

DO NOT YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
Stop screwing around on BHB and write, you furry thing, you.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Just do it you useless capybara.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

YOU DIRTY RAT! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! YOU DIRTY RAT!!!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

Okay, I'm writing again. Brief period of procrastination has ended. 

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
git 2 work fagit lololololol.

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago
Hey, Malka-réna! One capy, two capy, still makes half a bura, my butt is jealous ofmy mouth righ-wait, what? :3

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

WRITE OR THE CONSEQUENCE! I WILL GET ON THIS SITE MORE OFTEN!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME GRAB THE KNIFE AND TORTURE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

LESS POSTING ON BHB, MOAR WRITING ON CYS!!!!

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

...LESS POSTING ON CYS! XD

YELL AT MALKALACK

6 years ago

COME HERE AND HELP US PURGE THE WARRIORCAT! *Holds a futuristic Fire Axe*