And how dare they judge! Their idea of a good time is standing ass-to-ass for 5 minutes with a limp hose/slimy bludgeony thing limply unfurling itself in their holes one or two weeks out of the year. They're in no place to judge human sexuality!
In other news, there's this:
Creepy Abandoned Shack: "Keep sacrificing"
Woman who's obviously in a snuff film studio: "IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. START YOUR OWN CULT."
Hitler face: "HEARING VOICES HURTS SPACEMEN"
"A Confused Parent can sometimes be like Consciousness chewing off an arm"
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"Life guards become life guards out of insecurity."
"Just the fact that you are funny makes you a queen."
All of Youtube Comments have been thinking it, somebody finally said it.
"Being Single is like living in a haunted house"
... You spend all your time looking over your shoulder, touching yourself to non-physical apparitions, and going to absurd lengths to prove that person who's no longer with you is still there, fucking with your Steam Account and turning your TV on.
"Your Mother is a drug addict. Sad."
Oh... Part of me feels like I read this in the thread already.
"Winners sodomize friends."
"When you're sad, you must copyright what the world considers uncopyrightable."
Ah, it was a cry for help all along
"The experience of being a wife can be a lot similar to going full retard."
Yeah, only the fuckers who ain't woke enough to realize that all PIV is rape become WIVES!
More, which I'm too lazy for and I don't have time to copy-paste:
"It's possible to be both a lunatic and a warrior."
"Stupidity is a harsh mistress."
"Losers fulfill what dogs fuck up."
"Stupidity is to act awful."
