Bah, you forgot proper inspirational music again.
The time has come to rise up against the hedonists and degenerates. Let those of us that stand as a righteous beacon of morality and normalcy vanquish all degeneracy that taints this glorious site. As Mizal has already said, this has been far too long coming. Our crusade will cleanse this site, and bring a new age of righteous reign to the great land of CYStia.
As for my part in particular, I've entered the fray in the fantasy section and emerged alive and well. My next stop is to win my third contest in a row, and take yet another featured slot.
:) I am always up for a good cause. Is there a way I can help with my limited skills?
Yes, as Lady Mizal instructs, those who do not write stories, must review and comment on stories instead. This will be a huge help in the war efforrt.
So, you want us to either write a story, or help others with writing a story?
Thank you, sister Mizal.
:) Path of Life... I like the title. Those pictures hint at something epic. Is there any way I can help with my limited time here?
It would be nice if this site became more family oriented.
Crusade Mode: Active.
Mizal, I look forward to reading your epic adventure when it's completed. I'm still working on my first story game. It's a time-consuming process because I mostly write on library computer terminals and my friend's laptop when I'm offering my caregiver services at this house. Needless to say, I have no way of backing anything up. But I intend to see this story game to the bitter end. Good luck with your new adventure.
I have a laptop but the cord on the power source frayed and now I can't get the damned thing to work. I do have a flash drive, but unfortunately my friend's laptop has no Word program to bring my text up on. I do have the option, though, of writing on my landline computer, saving to the drive, and then uploading on one of the library computers. And to think, Edgar Allen Poe and Nathaniel Hawthorne were more than happy to dip a feather quill into an inkwell and then scrawl their masterpieces onto vellum pages. Hope all goes well with your current endeavor.
I have a notebook. That's a little lighter than clay tablets.
Yeah, I should probably do that.
Fool, you should be writing your story by carving it into the backs of the heathens corpses.
Hey, that sounds like a great idea!
Lady Mizal has called upon all ye Christian and hero types to venture forth and burn these heathen vagabonds on the stake. I shall also answer this call in service to Christendom and ramming swords up the arses of degenerates, Fools, and Cats, cat fuckers, and every fucker in between.
With your calling, this will be a great year for CYS!
I lack the motivation to do much :(
Well yes that is the general problem around here lately. A handful of people are kicking ass in contests it's true but the rest of us have gotten lazy in all other areas of the site, and no one will have the drive to write for long without feedback.
To help with your motivation problem, I would suggest 1.) playing the music End posted above while 2.) doing an image search for '80s fantasy art'.
Changing your avatar to someone more excited about fighting for God and king would also help! It doesn't HAVE to be a traditional knight. Seto, behold, this could be the new you:
So cool??? <3!!!<3!!!<3!!!!!
That dude looks a little like he was based on a young Mark Hamill.
I've been playing the Nier Automata OST over and over and over, etc. Something more inspiring? Impossible! XD
Well, they do have the mandatory hoodie/cloak/anything really that covers my head
It's even green! I have to say, I'm more of a sorcerer than any sort of physical fighter though xD
Better traditional ogre picture than the other one. Never liked that other D&D version of an ogre.
NON NOBIS DOMINE!
Thou shall now get off thine ass and review some stories! (Since I lack the imagination to create stories, I might as well make myself useful by reviewing some :D )
Ergo, is there anything an initiate, such as myself, should be looking at when reviewing?
I thank thee, Sister Mizal! This information will no doubt prove useful in the crucifixion of thou undesirables! Starting very soon, I shall begin my journey! I bid thee farewell until the stories have been reviewed and God's work is done. DEUS VULT!!!
Is this the way to the Renaissance Fair?
While your effort to fight on the front lines is appreciated, it does not matter a dime if you can't keep your story up. In short it was unpublished, a failure above all else, and I, on behalf of the Villains, must rescind our invitation to the Lair until you have sufficiently atoned for your failure.
Regards, The Villains
On behalf of normalcy and all things righteous, I commend your effort and encourage you to do better. Perhaps begin with writing a feature worthy game in a weak category?
With hope for the future, DEUS VULT
Hardly matters anyway, Axiom took away everyone’s ability to ban/kick other people so its not like anything can be enforced unless people go complaining to her about it.
Honor4Ever AKA a bunch of other names that don't matter since I banned him a long time ago.
EDIT: Here. Old lulz.
Threads with him acting like an idiot? A bunch of them, but those were older ones.
If you mean his alts, he had a bunch of them too, but he had a habit of going to jail for months at a time and forgetting his passwords/names so he'd just create a new name.
We all know who the real gangster is.
"Wasn't gangster enough to avoid getting murked by a forty year old librarian."-Malk
Bah, you can keep that act up, but I know you think I'm great.
Sweet, definite quote there.
I’m not annoyed by Corgi, I like him pretty well actually.
However, part of being in the Lair (at least I think this) is the ability to write well. Or at the very least, be able to write well enough so that their story doesn’t get unpublished. Tim is an exception because he is Tim. He will tell you as much.
Thanks for not banishing me all :)
>Chris hadn't published anything when he started hanging out with us
Actually I wasn't even wanted in the Lair until I published Hard Night so...
Actually I was cool with it, but Tim kept saying you didn't want to go there for various reasons.
Just as well you waited awhile, since Axiom was going into ban hammer mode soon after the red carpet invite to random people.
(Ford you're still banned)
Bah, you could write a publishable story if you wanted to. Also dedicated proofreaders are valuable commodities.
Yes, I would like to purchase one blind please.
M'Lady, I could have sworn you said "flagellum" whip; and, well...err... mine seems to have swum away. :-/
Carry on fearless warrior!
Humping a waifu doesn't count young squire.
I have that pic saved on my computer. It's a favorite because she doesn't have obnoxious boob plate.
This is what I imagine some of the members are thinking right about now:
@EbonVasilis in real life
Thanks! Also btw, is the chosen order just randomly given out? Because sage would've totally completed the joke.