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This isn't a thread for soft-hearted motivation. I require one thing - people to yell at me to work. Please, when motivating, use caps-lock and jokes at my expense until I get something done. Thank you. 

EDIT: This is also a motivational thread. 

Run hamster run. You can't let the wheels stop spinning.

GO! GO YOU FUCKING OVERSIZED LARDASS RAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Work smart, not hard! Make yourself a goal of at least one or two pages a day! If you have more time, set yourself one page every hour, maybe ever half hour! If there's variables or scripting, set yourself a certain amount of scripting/variable setting per day as well! Update us every time you update! If there is not enough, we will punish you! 

There are so many exclamation marks in this post!

Use write or die.

Post your work so I can tell you whats wrong with it XD 

But.. but.. it isn't even edited yet! >_<

WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK RAT WORK!

DO IT YOU DAMNED DIRTY RAT!

In spite of all the shit I've had to put up with you thus far, in spite of you pretty much putting my fanfict career to the floor with all the un-deletable content, in spite of you making a decent fanfict yourself and bashing on your seniors...

...well, you've got this fucking shot to finally get a position above me.  JUST.  DO IT.

Bashing my seniors? Jesus, you take that shit seriously. 

It wasn't just me XD

For every day day that you do not write at least twenty pages in a story game, I will burn a live mother / father capybara to death in front of its family and kick one of their adorable, defenseless children. So. How goes the writing? :D 

That imagery tho.

What are you working on anyway?

Spacefarer. (Working title)

RIP Farmer Brown :'(

Farmer Joe actually.

Oh well. I suppose that still makes insanebutvain the most promising prospect assuming she ever returns to writing.

I'm going to write Farmer Joe - I'm just inspired to write Sci-FI atm. 

COME ON MALKY!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!

I think Kiel virtually gave me something, because I just threw up. Fuck. 

>_>' How could I have infected you with anything, virtually or otherwise? xD

Well he obviously contracted a virus.

buh dum tsss

We all gave him our aid, usually with big capital letters. So now, not only does he have one AID, but multiple... We have given him AIDS over the internet.

xD That reminds me of a joke ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_sR09ZMSYg

That led me to Seth Macfarlane's cavalcade of cartoon comedy, which led somehow led me to...Whatever the fuck this is...

Dunno, I guess the "getting sick during writing" bug you seem to have rubbed off on me through message posts. :P

Well ... oops. That explains why I'm making so much progress today. xD 

Fuck! It's like some form of It Follows but like with illness and writing! Ye bastard!

......

TMI.

>_>' I'm not a zoophile.

Naruto; SEXY JITSU! *poof* Please, *pouts* please continue writing. For me? *giggles*

Nah, I'm zonked for the day. Atm, I'm trying to learn the rules to an RPG in one night. 

Eclipse Phase. 

Never heard of it.

You can stop yelling... for now. 

I don't think you'd like it, Goody. 

Why not?

It's structured unlike freeform which you played a lot on this site.

There's a 400+ page rulebook involved. 

I'm still thinking about what happens next. Happy? :P

I'm running it on BHB. You want to play?

I can't, sorry. Don't want to re-learn the rules and I already spent a few days (550+ pages) re-learning basic D&D and learning Pathfinder, ha ha.

Thanks, though. Definitely next time, though, if there is one and you would have me. 

Just do it you useless capybara.

YOU DIRTY RAT! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! YOU DIRTY RAT!!!

Okay, I'm writing again. Brief period of procrastination has ended. 

WRITE OR THE CONSEQUENCE! I WILL GET ON THIS SITE MORE OFTEN!

WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME GRAB THE KNIFE AND TORTURE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

LESS POSTING ON BHB, MOAR WRITING ON CYS!!!!

...LESS POSTING ON CYS! XD

COME HERE AND HELP US PURGE THE WARRIORCAT! *Holds a futuristic Fire Axe*