Nice, thanks for hosting Berka! I might actually complete a contest-CYOA this time.
Another contest for me to lose points in :3
Thanks for confirming what I already figured as soon as you started posting, Negative.
Shit, I need to finish Awful Rich Space Lesbians before this contest starts.
Nice, I know you'll do great holding the contest BZ! ^-^
Hopefully Ford won't commit suicide again...
Thanks for hosting this BZ. :)
Berka's contests are more dignified by the book affairs.
So no crazy stuff like betting insane amounts of points or your accounts this time.
Not like that really helped anyone anyway.
Yay, now I won't feel like a little bitch when others are betting thousands and I bet 100 or less.
Ha ha, there's no way in bloody Hell that I'd ever bet a high amount of points again. Hurray for dignity!
Cool, I might try my hand at this depending on how busy my summer is. Thanks for hosting BerkaZerka! What kind of themes have there been in the past other than chaos?
Hm, that's a tough question. Have you perhaps tried looking at some of the threads in News & Updates?
No, I haven't. Seeing as they don't seem to be held often, I assumed I'd have to go back through years. Then again, people probably don't post very often in that section; I don't think I've really ever looked through it.
Yeah, I checked and MinnieKing already rekt me.
Yesssssss! I look forward to it!!
:O This will get me writing again. I've written close to nothing since the Chaos Contest ended. Look forward to it, Berka! ^-^
Cool. Any hints as to the theme?
Ah, if you say. I guess it's writing about Irish history til then. I will have everyone here now, the trophy is mine, I'm on Summer Holidays and I'm finished school so I have a lot of spare writing time, I will decimate those who oppose.
Will the winner get your trophy AND the contest trophy?
There's no need for that, I already have a contest trophy, it's not like I'll be able to get another.
However, getting 3J to update yours (to include this contest if you did win it) would mean that 3J would have to log on which would cause you to have the 3/4 majority (assuming you receive BZ's trophy). Therefore, I do think you'd very much need that, Steve. :)
I'm not bothered.
I disagree. I, for one, would like an updated contest trophy when I win. Especially since I already have Berka's...
You do realise that entails writing an actual story, right?
Ah shit, my mistake. BZ never clarified that we were supposed to submit half-finished entries with promises of fixing it.
We'd all like a lot of things, but alas, we don't get them. You've only bested me due to End spitefully deciding not to pick me out of what I can only assume is a mixture of lust, childish adoration and jealousy combined in some dangerous brew, and that was in a short story written very quickly, and I'm willing to use all my time to create gold here. I remind you, speed and length are my strength. Ask your mother.
Edit: Should BZ go ahead and pick some incredibly shitty title, like "Poetry", this point is rescinded, and replaced with "Sure, have my scraps. I wouldn't wipe my ass with this contest if it had your mothers tongue attached." I need the mother insult either way, I'm taking this shit not only to the streets, but the motherfucking playground.
I do appreciate that you admit there's a decent possibility of me winning in certain categories, even though you also write that you're too afraid to submit a story in that case anyway. I guess it's therefore fair to admit that you have a pretty decent chance of winning if the category is something like 'protagonist with some sort of psychological issue', or 'most creative/excessive use of swear words'. Anyhow, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
By the way, since when are you allowed within 30 meters of a playground again?
Not sure what Steve’s bitching about anyway considering I don’t like you any more than I like him. The pair of you are both eurotrash as far as I’m concerned.
This is all based on writing ability anyway, it’s not the fucking prom where I’m picking one of you to be queen based on whether you put out or not. So if Steve wants to win this contest, he's going to have to do it without kneeling for a change.
Yeah, you obviously don't like Romulus more than me, as I'm far superior. Hence, it's your lust, childish adoration and jealousy of me that painted your decision. Plus, you did state specifically that you knew you were going to go against expectations that I'd win in your post, clearly showing your extreme bias in a plea to get my attention.
Don't worry, it doesn't matter now that BZ's judging, as his entire attitude toward me is at the very best a faint disdain of my general character, so I don't fear the same happening again.
I'm not saying someone has daddy issues, but...
Unsurprisingly, I'm not one of the many people who refer to End as Daddy. I'd look to Minnie and Thara if I was you.
Correct, there is. For instance, poetry. Because poetry is for faggots, and I am no one and thus would be confused by the whole ordeal. However, if any topic worth being written about comes up, you're well and truly fucked.
How are those six storygames going, dollface? Back in the kitchen.
Hang on, did I ask you to do that? I don't think I did. Ah, my memory's shot.
Leaving Cert and hence six years of school ended Friday. That gaffer will never end.
*rips at hair*
Will there be a limit to how many submissions we can put in?
I think this information will be included with the actual contest thread.
That response doesn't work there, you jack off.
Fuck off, shit head. Some dumb fucks need to be poisoned with some toxicity to get rid of them. It's the basis of chemo.
Oh, lord. So sooooooon? >_< *cries in corner*
Yeah yeah, it's already the 30th in Australia, tell us the fucking theme.
Damn, I'm already on the 30th. *cue scenes of lamentation*
Now I'm really curious. Maybe I'll join too this time. Of course that depends on the theme...
Also, you have any idea as to when you'll be posting it tomorrow? Perhaps in the morning when you've been posting the countdown? Or maybe at night so you can have everyone wait as long as possible?
It's the 30th in Zulu Time dammit, give me details! I want to know if I'm going to have to stop my gloating because you've picked something awful like ballads!
Put me down for 500 points!
Dang, can't wait to see what this is all about. It's been the 30th for 21 hours here in GMT + 7. Not sure if I'm gonna write on this one or not, hehehe...
Oh boy it's June 30th!
Now, what is the theme, entry rules and prizes.....
Prizes include BZ's personal user trophy and a contest winning trophy (which has been said in these posts). Points are also commonly given.
Also, the theme will be WC fanfiction which has all the site members in romantic pairings, as furries, and in poetic verse (to annoy Steve)... trust me.
Okay, I'll trust you!
im going to participate in this contest!