I like to draw. I have no motivation to draw. My solution is to ask the internet.
If you request something I might draw it. Please know beforehand that I draw...not well. I also draw without a stylus so be warned. I apologize ahead of time for the misinterpretations of requests that will probably ensue.
Draw a crying penguin holding crying crystals
what are crying crystals how do I draw them
Here you go. the crystals are crying the best they can, they don't do well under pressure
Having a happier looking avatar might help.
Pick a story on here and draw a title page for it.
Here. It's probably one of the worst things I've ever drawn, but I felt that the "I don't care about quality" style really matched the story (I picked 'Gay and Depressed' by the way).
Hey I may use this
if you finish your story I'll draw you a title page too
If. You doubt me.
Cat with a rifle.
cat with a rifle. easily the best thing I've drawn in this thread so far
also I've taken the liberty to draw the same thing but with a cat person instead, it's right here
You should probably know that I draw exclusively in a sketchy style on OneNote in red pen (but you can request another color to use)
I will admit I don't know what a kappa is, but my friend described it to me as 'turtle with a beak'. I will be operating under the assumption that my friend is 100% correct.
not sure if you really want to use this as a profile picture, but here it is.
Draw the cover of your story game you'll definitely finish.
here is one for my idea for the contest entry
but I also drew a cover for this story and this one
A sad man singing a sad song while riding a sad rain cloud that is following a group of sad people
do you want this in blue
Not sure this is as sad as you wanted it to be- somewhere along the line the man became God singing dramatically
okay. I feel it is appropriate to warn you I might butcher the goblin as I butchered Ford's kappa
yeah I'm just gonna add hunched shoulders, pointy ears, and pointy teeth (plus I'll draw the goblin in green)
I'm aware how horribly stereotypical this is, yes.
here is your extremely horrible goblin made in 8 minutes
...yeah that's fair
the original 5-minute drawing was so shameful I'm going to fix it...
but I'm not sure this is much better :/
you do? wow your standards must be really low but thank you
I would like you to please look at this and then reconsider if you really want me to be the one drawing your fursona.
I drew it.
I don't believe you.
We need proof.
We don't believe you
I would like a muscular penguin guy like the guy in my profile picture chokeslamming a far more muscular goblin (but small and squat, he should look like Lou Ferigno's poop) off of a cliff into a field of pineapples and/or cactus
at this point I am giving everybody the worst drawing I possibly can
Beautiful, the valley and cliff are so scenic
I always said he sucked.
Almost as much as Quiller.
Nobody sucked more than Quiller.
This is some straight Rimworld shit
here is a woman bottling the tears of her infant.
This one is my favorite by far. It's really good, CP.
thanks I tried to give her a malicious look
I request a black crippled midget in a wheelchair.
a midget (with an average-sized person next to them to demonstrate their midget-ness)
Looks less like a midget and more like an amputee.
this drawing falls in the middle of the venn diagram
Draw a dinosaur and a ogre doing karaoke
do you want a OneNote sketch with horrible quality or do you want something mildly better?
In the grand scheme of things, this could be so much worse.
Draw an penguin impaled by an popsicle stick shoved up its ass.
too late I did it myself
oh. do I not have to do it now or-
Yes please, from the penguin himself
oh yessssssss, can't cry your way out of this one.
oh noooooooo (also I'm she/her) (also yes I can if I try hard enough)
Oh, sorry my bad
Both of you stfu please. Either do it or don't, or take this to DMs
This is not what I wanted or expected to see today. I should have just ignored the notifications and kept working on the story I haven't started writing yet.
If I third that would that be considered suicide?
here you go
That's perfect, thanks.
A giant rock monster.
Alternatively, a tribe of spiky gemstone people.
it just so happens that you'll have to wait a while because my productive hours are over