I like to draw. I have no motivation to draw. My solution is to ask the internet.
If you request something I might draw it. Please know beforehand that I draw...not well. I also draw without a stylus so be warned. I apologize ahead of time for the misinterpretations of requests that will probably ensue.
Draw a crying penguin holding crying crystals
what are crying crystals how do I draw them
Here you go. the crystals are crying the best they can, they don't do well under pressure
Having a happier looking avatar might help.
Pick a story on here and draw a title page for it.
Here. It's probably one of the worst things I've ever drawn, but I felt that the "I don't care about quality" style really matched the story (I picked 'Gay and Depressed' by the way).
Hey I may use this
if you finish your story I'll draw you a title page too
If. You doubt me.
Cat with a rifle.
cat with a rifle. easily the best thing I've drawn in this thread so far
also I've taken the liberty to draw the same thing but with a cat person instead, it's right here
You should probably know that I draw exclusively in a sketchy style on OneNote in red pen (but you can request another color to use)
I will admit I don't know what a kappa is, but my friend described it to me as 'turtle with a beak'. I will be operating under the assumption that my friend is 100% correct.
not sure if you really want to use this as a profile picture, but here it is.
Draw the cover of your story game you'll definitely finish.
here is one for my idea for the contest entry
but I also drew a cover for this story and this one
A sad man singing a sad song while riding a sad rain cloud that is following a group of sad people
do you want this in blue
Not sure this is as sad as you wanted it to be- somewhere along the line the man became God singing dramatically
okay. I feel it is appropriate to warn you I might butcher the goblin as I butchered Ford's kappa
yeah I'm just gonna add hunched shoulders, pointy ears, and pointy teeth (plus I'll draw the goblin in green)
I'm aware how horribly stereotypical this is, yes.
here is your extremely horrible goblin made in 8 minutes
...yeah that's fair
the original 5-minute drawing was so shameful I'm going to fix it...
but I'm not sure this is much better :/
you do? wow your standards must be really low but thank you
I would like you to please look at this and then reconsider if you really want me to be the one drawing your fursona.
I drew it.
I don't believe you.
We need proof.
We don't believe you
The proof is gone and burned
You're gonna need to acquire new proof
I did. I burned it too. I do not wish to be cursed.
you can't un-curse yourself once it's already been done. You either are cursed or you're not!
It should be possible to get uncursed once cursed. But it would involve finding a way to draw the exact inverse of what brought the curse. This can not be just simply a drawing reversing the cursed actions, but one that in conjunction with that drawing brings the curse effects to zero.
please explain how exactly a cursed individual may become uncursed. Specifically this curse
I'd have to see the thing that cursed you to know for sure.
Exactly. In order to perform the proper ritual, the original cause of the curse must be known. There is no way to produce a perfect inverse without first having the starting value. If you just guess at it you could become double cursed.
Sent is an expert at these things. It would be wise to heed him
if I show the proof I think I'll be double cursed though
No one's ever been cursed by posting, as far as I know. But I'm pretty sure you can be cursed by drawing. At the very least, you should be able to double-uncurse yourself by posting the inverse of the thing that cursed you later.
You must break your curse since it is trying to spread.
I blame you
I would like a muscular penguin guy like the guy in my profile picture chokeslamming a far more muscular goblin (but small and squat, he should look like Lou Ferigno's poop) off of a cliff into a field of pineapples and/or cactus
at this point I am giving everybody the worst drawing I possibly can
Beautiful, the valley and cliff are so scenic
I always said he sucked.
Almost as much as Quiller.
Nobody sucked more than Quiller.
This is some straight Rimworld shit
here is a woman bottling the tears of her infant.
This one is my favorite by far. It's really good, CP.
thanks I tried to give her a malicious look
I request a black crippled midget in a wheelchair.
a midget (with an average-sized person next to them to demonstrate their midget-ness)
Looks less like a midget and more like an amputee.
this drawing falls in the middle of the venn diagram
Draw a dinosaur and a ogre doing karaoke
do you want a OneNote sketch with horrible quality or do you want something mildly better?
In the grand scheme of things, this could be so much worse.
Draw an penguin impaled by an popsicle stick shoved up its ass.
too late I did it myself
oh. do I not have to do it now or-
Yes please, from the penguin himself
oh yessssssss, can't cry your way out of this one.
oh noooooooo (also I'm she/her) (also yes I can if I try hard enough)
Oh, sorry my bad
Both of you stfu please. Either do it or don't, or take this to DMs
This is not what I wanted or expected to see today. I should have just ignored the notifications and kept working on the story I haven't started writing yet.
If I third that would that be considered suicide?
here you go
That's perfect, thanks.
A giant rock monster.
Alternatively, a tribe of spiky gemstone people.
it just so happens that you'll have to wait a while because my productive hours are over
never mind I'm procrastinating writing an essay. Here is your drawing- the rock monster doesn't understand why they're being assaulted by multiple little spiky things
He needs to get those rocks off! ^_^
I cannot explain this, I just know that I wanted to share it
Thanks for all the drawings. Here's a crying penguin for your effort.
thank you thank you thank you
a portrait of you
!random diffusion 4 Grinning Groaning Spider Contortionists.
You are trying to corrupt all the pengs
Peng had a boner for contortionists way before I ever entered that dark world.
...not me being a contortionist irl.
What am I supposed to do, show pictures?
That'd be cursed