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The year's pretty much over now, so I thought it'd be alright for some nominations. Nominate the best choice from the categories below.

Favorite Overall Member

Favorite Male Member

Favorite Female Member

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member

Favorite Moderator/Administrator

Funniest Member

Most Helpful Member

Friendliest Member

Best Roleplayer

Best Fight between Two Members

Best Fight between Two Characters

Best "War" on the Forums

Best War in a Forum Game

Best War in a Storygame

Best Forum Game

Best Storygame

Least Favorite Member

Least Favorite Forum Game

DO NOT REPLY

Nominations

Ryder for every position. 

 Haha, no.

*yes

I think that I'd fit perfectly into 'Least Favorite Member'

Can I nominate myself and get in on that sweet self-deprecation, too?

Edit: How dare you.

Do you really need the second, third, and fourth categories. I don't find that it matters too much since we don't see people's real faces on here and it's hard to tell anyways. Also I'm not sure if there's anyone willing to announce to the site that they're transgender/ transsexual.

I think it's fine with just favorite overall member.

We've got to nominate Raven47 for that trans column though ;)

Oh... *looks embarrassed* *sits back down*

*pats awkwardly* Now, now, son...behave yourself.

Mom?

Wat.

Oh. Right. We already established this.

Yes, we have. Go to your room. I'll bring you dinner later.

Mmmmmmmmmm.... Can't wait. ; P

Raven's a dude, he's said it before. Swift's gender, however, is still unknown.

Hmm, yes, Swift is a tricky one. But Raven was the trap for a long time...he's good at playing genderless.

Well... time to go document diving again. Give me a moment here.. let's see...

Yup! Just as I thought, this is what I found: 

- .... . / .- -. ... .-- . .-. / . -..- .. ... - ... / -. . ...- . .-. -- --- .-. . .-.-.- / -. . ...- . .-. -- --- .-. . .-.-.-

THE ANSWER EXISTS NEVERMORE. NEVERMORE.

He's really not, though. xD

^^ This.

And I love how Swift has maintained it's gender ambiguity for all this time to the General CYS public XD 

Don't worry, Swift, your secret is safe with me ;)

Says the girl with too little self-esteem to show her actual self, desu.

Pfft! I wish XD 

Avvie's 100% certified accurate about your feelings as a girl in the wrong body.

Pls nu I like my penis ;-;

Pretty sure I said 'we women' somewhere...I think a Morgan thread?

I mean, my gender identity is completely useless to me. I'm dead happy to abandon my manhood and become a Trans Girl in favor of a CYS Award and some good ol' lesbian action.

Favorite Overall Member: BradinDvorak, he's frigging perfect.

Favorite Male Member: ISentinelPenguinI

Favorite Female Member: There are girls on this site?

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member: Swift (it's the only one).

Favorite Moderator/Administrator: Madglee (bet you a million bucks I'm the only one who picks him)

Funniest Member: ISentinelPenguinI

Most Helpful Member: Kiel_Farren

Friendliest Member: Kiel_Farren 

Best Roleplayer: Delta44

Best Fight between Two Members: Any fight between me and Malk.

Best Fight between Two Characters: ?

Best "War" on the Forums: The CYS versus WC debate (that never even started)

Best War in a Forum Game: ?

Best War in a Storygame: ?

Best Forum Game: Ragnarok, even though it died off quick.

Best Storygame: Suzy's Strange Saga

Least Favorite Member: Meeeeeee! Or Ryder.

Least Favorite Forum Game: Any WC/FNAF RP. Yes, that includes CYSClan and SmiteClan.

"Favorite Female Member: There are girls on this site?"

....can't tell if that's supposed to be a joke or not.

When did I say something that wasn't a really bad joke?

But nah, I just can't think of anyone to put in the spot. Because, you know, I hate you for various reasons and don't know or care enough about the other female members to pick between them.

What'd I do? 0_o Are you still sore from Battle Royal?

*Royale

Nah. I got over that... Well, never, really.

I'm fine with the fact that you killed him, but you didn't have to take his fucking dick too!

Hey, you were the one who tried to attack me when I was offering an alliance!

That's because he was a dangerous sociopath! He wants to kill any and all people. Too bad he only got to kill one dude before dying himself, but, then again, that's from me leaving... Okay, maybe I would've died anyway, but still. 

And it got to be so fun after I left, too D:

Well, good thing I made it impossible for him to pass on his genes then, eh? Don't want more murderous little sociopaths running around.

You're as despicable as Comic Sans.

Best fight between two characters: Malk and Sent's fight in my second 'Freeform... Because Why Not?' RP, that was fucking epic.

Favorite Overall Member; Kiel

Favorite Male Member; Kiel 

Favorite Female Member; 

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member; Morgan_R

Favorite Moderator/Administrator; Madglee

Funniest Member; Jamescoker 

Most Helpful Member; three-way tie between Bradin, James, and Kiel, each for different reasons.

Friendliest Member; Tacocat. ^_^ Totally not being an arrogant bastard here. XD

Best Roleplayer; Dunno. Been a while since I've touched that area.

Best Fight between Two Members; Coins and I, towards the beginning of my stay. Major derailment, I think I pissed everyone off and convinced most people I was a troll, and it was deleted.

Best Fight between Two Characters; Crenjir & chris'-character-whatshisname that I shot in the dick with an arrow on Battle Royal.

Best "War" on the Forums; None of the wars were great.

Best War in a Forum Game; Legendary, good vs evil thing.

Best War in a Storygame; Tow

Best Forum Game; Legendary

Best Storygame; Devils Fire

Least Favorite Member; Pick a WC fan with horrible grammar/spelling/punctuation that whines and takes helpful advice as cyberbullying. 

Least Favorite Forum Game; RPland or something like that.

@TacocaT (Not replying because... I dunno)

You mean guy-with-a-stupid-Irish-name-that-means-fire-or-something and Bill? Yeah, be glad that Bill put a good word in for you with Satan, otherwise pieces of guy-with-a-stupid-Irish-name-that-means-fire-or-something would be in the dope they smoke when he dies... And trust me, he was gonna die either way.

(iPod ended up being a spaz so I had to do this on my computer. Also, I tried to list it so I didn't list the same person more than once)

Favorite Overall Member: That goes to one of the 11 brothers: either Will or Ogre. Ogre because I find everything he posts either funny or helpful, and Will because of all the hardworking stuff he's done as a member of the community (or at least more than me XD).

Favorite Male Member: Since these are personal choices, I gotta say Claw. #Bromance

Favorite Female Member: All of you lovely ladies ;) Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to answer this question. 

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member: Endmaster. Definitely. What? Death doesn't really have a way of describing his sexual identity, at least as far as I'm aware of.

Favorite Moderator/Administrator: Seth, because Persona (though also because he's an awesome mod). If I had to say "Best Mod/Admin" though that'd probably, most likely go to BZ, with 3J in a close second.

Funniest Member: Sentinel. I think that goes without saying.

Most Helpful Member: I can't really say, though if I had to pin it to some people I assume are helpful, that'd be Kiel or Taco.

Friendliest Member: Call me crazy, but... Morgan?

Best Roleplayer: That goes to Swift, in my mind, without question. 

Best Fight between Two Members: The Almighty Sentinel Penguinite and the Legendary Mad Hatter's Daughter, duking it out with pudding against spork - a battle against two evils! 

Best Fight between Two Characters: At first I was struggling to think up a fight, but then I remembered the one coins and I had in Jibble's RWBY RP. That was good (even if, at the time, I didn't realise how much I was lacking in description), especially compared to most fights during that time that happened in freeform RPs. I don't know if you know this, bruh, but if you were going to hit my character at that last part, you would've won, dude.

Best "War" on the Forums: Does Commander count?

Best War in a Forum Game: Again, does Commander count? XD Otherwise, I'd have to say something from EoN since I can't remember anything.

Best War in a Storygame: I don't read enough of these to give you an answer. I'm sorry for wasting your time ;~:

Best Forum Game: Since I don't want to list Commander again, I'll look through everything this year and try pick something ou- The Villagers. I thoroughly enjoyed that - certainly one of the finer story-based-mafia-driven RPs we've had, and Del was an absolute wonder to play, despite how little effort I put into her creation. The best part about it was that everyone played their roles to a tea, and every moment I kept wondering to myself: "Fuck, am I going to die? Is Del going to die?" Honestly, if I'm going to make a story based on any RP I do, it's that!

Best Storygame: Ground Zero. Sorry I can't give a 2015 answer. As I said before, I don't read enough stories to begin with. 

Least Favorite Member: Eh, I don't really dislike anyone, per-say, though if I had to say, it'd be Malk some troll or another or a Warriors fan. I dunno.

Least Favorite Forum Game: *Insert title here*clan. If not those, then Database. If you're wondering why, it's because I felt really bad about not following that one through. It was one of the better RPs that I've ever made, and it really shouldn't have been stopped. 

@Delta44

Commander only counts for Forum Game.

The first time I was referring to the little "community wars" we had, or, as Swift put it: "WHITE SAIL!!!"

I'm not sure if you nominating Malky for Friendliest Member and Most Helpful Member is a joke or not.

Most of it is, if you haven't noticed.  I can explain for each one.

Me gor the favoritehy unditifiedng memember. (Fazt tiping skills on piont)

Favorite Overall Member:Endmaster (the stories are great)

Favorite Male Member: Kiel_Farren (helps a lot)

Favorite Female Member: Briar_Rose (I like her sense of humor and I’m not sure who else is a girl on here)

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member: Morgan_R (Seems a nice person)

Favorite Moderator/Administrator: Sethaniel (The stories are great)

Funniest Member: ISentinelPenguin (obviously)

Most Helpful Member: Kiel

Friendliest Member: I don't know.

Best Roleplayer: No idea.

Best Fight between Two Members: Slasher and Playa988

Best Fight between Two Characters: ?

Best "War" on the Forums: They all suck.

Best War in a Forum Game: Never played any.

Best War in a Storygame: Eternal

Best Forum Game: -

Best Storygame: Snow

Least Favorite Member: Ryder

Least Favorite Forum Game: -

Here's my list:

Favorite Overall Member: Jamescoker or Chris

Favorite Male Member: ^^^^

Favorite Female Member: Uhh, Morgan's a girl right?

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member: Swiftstriker

Favorite Moderator/Administrator: Sethaniel

Funniest Member: Endmaster or Sentinelpenguin

Most Helpful Member: BradinDvorak

Friendliest Member: Jamescoker 

Best Roleplayer:  I don't know man.

Best Fight between Two Members: ??

Best Fight between Two Characters: ??

Best "War" on the Forums:  The Not-So-Great CYOF Spamming Attacks

Best War in a Forum Game: ??

Best War in a Storygame:??

Best Forum Game: The End or Shards of Eldavar

Best Storygame: Dungeon stompage or Dead man walking

Least Favorite Member: Ryder 

Least Favorite Forum Game: Any warrior cats game 

No. Morgan is an owl.

Well, yeah. But, is Morgan a female owl?

You're thinking in terms of two genders, right? Some people are not either. Morgan is an owl. Period.

Okay. So just an Owl? Hmmmmm. I don't know why it's so hard to get my head wrapped around this.

Think of it this way:

Take what you usually define between the two sexes, male and female. Then, imagine there's a third, completely unique one out there. 

Which also happens to be an Owl. 

Thanks. That really helped clear it up for me.

Best war on the forums: argument between Morgan_R and ThinSlayer  

 http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/forum-games/message/18218

Pfft, the tranny "war" last year went over 500 pages.

It was glorious.

Is that the one I got banned from? XD

Meant 500 posts, but yeah. You, Playa and some other dude got banned during that time.

Yeah, good times. Not really, but ya know.

I'm I always the forgotten one here?

I didn't know you were banned, Em.

Nope I wasent I'm just forgotten easily... :'( 

That's probably not a bad thing in some cases.

It is too me. =-O 

LoL

Heh....

Favorite Overall Member: EndMaster.

Favorite Male Member: Chris.

Favorite Female Member: Bluefur.

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member: Morgan.

Favorite Moderator/Administrator: 3J.

Funniest Member: iqqih.

Most Helpful Member: Taco or Kiel.

Friendliest Member: Bluefur.

Best Roleplayer: Me, all hail Kristoff. Chris.

Best Fight between Two Members: Me and Playa.

Best Fight between Two Characters: Not sure.

Best "War" on the Forums: CYOF Attacks.

Best War in a Forum Game: Not sure.

Best War in a Storygame: Not sure.

Best Forum Game: 417.

Best Storygame: Something by EndMaster.

Least Favorite Member: I don't really have a problem with anyone here, but I guess I'll choose Playa.

Least Favorite Forum Game: Battle Royale, the one I join ended way too quickly.

But I sucked at roleplaying! And 417 sucked too!

Eh, I enjoyed the fuck out of it.

Favorite Overall Member: Chris-James, also known as Chris113022 Some may ask why, but don't. Because I don't even know. Shut up. Don't question me. I have a hockey stick and I ain't afraid to use it.

Favorite Male Member: ShadowHills, formerly Slasher

Favorite Female Member: My actual choice would be too big of an outlier.

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member: Morgan_R

Favorite Moderator/Administrator: Sethaniel

Funniest Member: EndMaster

Most Helpful Member: Baka-senpai BradinDvorak

Friendliest Member: Kiel_Farren

Best Roleplayer: Delta44

Best Fight between Two Members: One with a massive amount of derailment.

Best Fight between Two Characters: #MarBacon's Lovers' Quarells Mardox & DerpBacon

Best "War" on the Forums: One with the most amount o' derailments.

Best War in a Forum Game: Dunno. If there's a Forum Game called "Dunno", I hope you realize that's not what I mean.

Best War in a Storygame: Dunno. That actually wouldn't make a bad storygame title.

Best Forum Game: Still dunno.

Best Storygame: Every one of EndMaster's beautiful, godly works. All of them are so amazing and I love them so much and they deserve to be worshipped. Suzy's Strange Saga

Least Favorite Member: Chris113022

Least Favorite Forum Game: Dunno.

So Chris is your favorite and least favorite member? I'd question that, but it makes sense.

It might be because I've known him for a while, it might be because I'm completely out of my mind, or it might be because I actually find it fun to bicker with him sometimes (By that, I mean 1% of the time). There are two very different impressions I have of him.

#cluefur

No. -.- Pls, just... no. I'd rather stick to throwing pancakes at him.

I ship it.

No! Not you of all people! He's my least favorite member, remember? Ooh, that kinda rhymed.

But... why not?

1. He doesn't like cats.

2. He spams.

3. He doesn't like anime.

4. I sometimes have the feeling to bludgeon him with a hockey stick.

5. #ChrisHand is my top ship for James.

1. Who the fuck doesn't like cats?

2. Don't you?

3. I don't like anime.

4. Fucking Canadian. But yeah, we all do.

5. I ship it.

1. Those who won't overfeed them and pamper them? XD

2. Shh... Nobody needs to know.

3. His dislike is on a different level.

4. Pfft, you Americans are no different. All you do is use baseball bats instead of hockey sticks.

5. #ChrisHills is a bit better though, non?

1. I guess that's true.

2. Sorry, your secret's out.

3. How?

4. Nah, we use Big Macs.

5. No thanks.

3. Anime was a mistake. It's confusing unless you've been watching since the beginning (trying to start off at any other point or missing so much as an episode can throw you off as to what the fuck's happening), they're so much made up and stupid shit it's not even funny, and I think the only good thing that came out of it was the blood level 'Japanese Cartoon' in Brutal Doom.

That answer your question?

Ah, yes. Thank you, Based Chris. I mean, Digimon, Pokemon, and Yugioh were my shit as a kid.

Oh God, I made a typo... Guess I have to go into the gas chamber.

Sehen du in Hölle! *walks into gas chamber*

But yeah, Pokemon was dope man. So was Dragon Ball Z, at least the first seasons before it went all insane.

Hehe, wanna here a Nazi joke? What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter could escape the chamber.

But yeah, Dragon Ball Z was great as well.

DU HAST GEMACHT EINEN FEHLER! IN DIE GASKAMMER MIT DU!

Not that I'm at too much liberty to dispute, but that grammar... not givin' me the right vibes.

I use Google translate, bruh. It fucks up sometimes.

Hey now, as if I'd let that stop my facetious pedantry.

Not einen Fehler and or mit dir?

Am I going to have to sing "aus außer bei mit nach seit von zu" to the tune of The Blue Danube for you?

Mhm, yes, yes, though gegen's accusative. Shouted at the end, gegenüber is.

That's know excuse.

Depends on what yew mean buy the term.

Also, what an incredibly Germanic choice of homophone.

I haven't yet, but no point in using them anymore, really, unless they're pun-worthy.

Do remember that "anime" is a genre of media in the same way that "live action" is.

Indeed, it is. I tend to find it rather stupid when someone says "I hate anime" due to that simple fact. Sure, I understand someone hating some specific anime, even many of them, but to dismiss them as a whole from a limited (or, in some cases, non-existent) sampling is like dismissing all rock music because you heard one bad rock song. 

I prefer to throw my cat at people. She latches on like a sticky grenade and tears their face open.

I don't like cats, they're the devil! Plus, I'm allergic to them.

disliking cats *and* anime?!  That's something a synth would do!  Let's kill him just to be safe.

. . . I'm not even sure who we're talking about.  XD  Chris?

Yes, we were speaking of Chris.

*reads beginning of post* Yay, I'm popular!

*reads end of post* Ah...

Favorite Overall Member: ShadowHills

Favorite Male Member: Shadowhills Is it real?

Favorite Female Member: Delta

Favorite Trans/Unidentified Member: Dunno  BlueFur

Favorite Moderator/Administrator: Bluefur

Funniest Member(S):  Rosetail and Bluefur

Best Fight between Two Members:  Rosetail and Coins

Best Fight between Two Characters: Brock Obama and Trump

Best "War" on the Forums: IDK

Best War in a Forum Game: Warrior cats

Best War in a Storygame: Still No

Best Forum Game: Warriors

Best Storygame: Snow

Least Favorite Member: I have none

Least Favorite Forum Game: Lemme see? Everything Just kidding I have none

1) Delta is male.
2) Bluefur is female.
3) Bluefur is not an admin.
4) Rosetail and Bluefur aren't all that humorous.
5) You spelt Barack Obama wrong.
6) Warrior Cats is a terrible fandom.
7) See 6)
8) Snow is okay.
9) If you can't fill everything out, then don't post at all.

*Rant is finished*

I literally just read through this whole thread thinking to myself "what?" the whole time. -_-

Why are you confused?

I didn't say it was bad, I said that Snow was okay.

Yes. After reading the post three times, yes. <---Joking.

Plus, Barrack Obama isn't even fighting with Trump, you idjit. He can't run for president again.

*reads post several times* I know who you are in real life, EGS! You're Forrest Gump! Ha, I figured out your secret! *cackles maniacally*

Yay, I feel popular. ;-;

Well, I get EmilyGotStyle being there... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you do belong there. 0/10, too emo.

Hey I'm not emo I'm fun sized! BTW Throaty posted and rreplied to my post... I was gonna edit it. ??

Chris was talking to Throaty, not you.

'-'

... God you're annoying. Everything you say is annoying.

I feel you Chris. I totally feel you.

Shut up! Your more crazy than me. :O 

Calm down, EGS. Cookie?

*Takes cookie and nibbles on it*

:'( 

Thanks AYT.

*You're

Also, you're not crazy, you're annoying.

She's also a total n00b.

what a gangbang lol.

What do you mean?

I assume that's in reference to both of you criticizing / insulting the same member.

Why, exactly, did you mention the fact that you wanted to edit to a normal member and not a mod? Normal members can't do anything about that.

Which RP did you judge me by?

xD Except that Raven is neither trans nor unidentified. 

Actually, he was identified initially, but he said that when people started assuming he was female (due to his female avatars), he went with it because lulz. :P

No, Raven is a girl... Or is she...? Fuck.

I thought Raven was a guy originally tho... They told me otherwise some other time.

They told me that they were a girl...

I thought she was Female to thou i could see some male.

There's only one way to know for sure! Raven47,I use my powers of typing, to summon you!

@Raven47

Time for the stakeout.

He isn't going to tell you the truth now, lol. He's had too much fun laughing at people for believing him. Last time I mentioned this in the forums, he was all "I don't know what you're talking about. *wink* Of course I'm just a sweet, innocent girl... *wink, wink, nudge*"

She told me she was a girl to xD.

I'm aware. :P

I also thought raven was a girl.

Yes, well, that's because lying on the Internet to people who haven't known you very long is easy. For all you know, he's a billionaire playboy actor and philanthropist who owns a warehouse full of sports cars and does MMA as a weekend hobby. Or maybe a Swedish supermodel. That said, he regularly vents to me about his real life. Has for months. 

Alright then.

(For the record, were he actually gender-fluid, or trans, or anything of the like, I'd be happy to refer to him as "she"... I just find 'it's funny because they trust me' a lousy reason--especially considering I'm close to people who have better reasons.)

I guess this just goes to show how much of a lovable teddy bear you are. ^_^ I mean, you make people feel comfortable enough that they're willing to open up. You do a better job at counseling then the people that are hired and paid for the job. (just curious, but how many people have knocked on your private message door asking for help?)

Yeah, I'm like totally a super-famous multi-million actor. XD (I think it may be a little too late for me to make up a fake background story for this site at least.)

xD I doubt that.  I genuinely have no idea why he talks to me as much as he does. I mean, he doesn't seem to want my advice and I'm neither a gun fanatic nor an army fanboy like him, but... hey, if it makes him feel better. I can certainly appreciate his raw passion over said interests. Hell, I'm almost jealous. Uh... that would depend on the person. I guess I'm better than the worst ones, anyway. (You don't wanna know.)

Oh my God, I knew it. TacocaT really WAS Angelina Jolie this whole time! O.O (xD Aww. But I was going to ask you to quote Kung Fu Panda for me...)

(I take it that means that it's alot.)

Who's Anelina Jolie? (I don't really pay attention to actors all that much. >_>' Just the characters they play as)

Here's your quote~!

She's a Pitt with big tits, to put it simply. Oh, and she played Tigress in Kung Fu Panda.

For those of you who can't actually click on links, the "quote" tacocat gave is a video of the Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness themesong. 

Here you go:

Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda!

Raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame,

He climbed a mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior name.

Ooh Ah Ya!

Kung Fu Panda!

Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom,

And master the skills of bodacious and awesome!

Kung Fu Panda!

He lives and he trains and he fights with the Furious Five,

Protect the valley something, something, something, something alive!

Ooh Ah Ya!

Kung Fu Panda!

Legends of Awesomeness.

Sweet

Allegedly one of the most beautiful women in the world. Married to Brad Pitt. Actress. Lots of adopted kids, I think? Mostly plays femme fatales and yes, Coins is right, she played Tigress. (Mainly to amuse her kids.)

Well I mean if anyone listed her as unidentified that kinda makes sense but if anyone listed her as a trans... XD I don't think it counts.

He's been "identified" before. xD

... I should've said I was talking about Morgan, huh? XD And I'm aware - I'm fairly certain I was the first person he told.

That would've helped. xD

I thought a reversed trap would be a trap that's actually the gender they're made out to be, but the trap-ee always backs out at the last second because they think it's a trap, then they reveal themselves to be the gender the trap-ee thought they were all along, and then they're all like, "HAH! You've been reversed trapped!"

What about a trap that anti-traps traps? Would that be a reverse trap, or would it hurl us into trapception and cause everyone to grow a second set of genitals?

That depends on how badly the trap was trapped. If it forms a trap singularity, our entire beings will become a mass of penises and vaginas haphazardly woven together like the world's most terrifying easter basket.

No, Raven is a confused neckbeard-in-training attempting to emulate his waifu by making his profile an anime girl. 

... So we gonna be doing more nominations, or are we all done?

But... but I like burgers.

Burgers. :-( 

They make me puke sometimes but they are good.

Eat slower. And make sure they're not pink in the middle.

Thank you for your advice.

Another piece of advice: don't post irrelevant, inane comments on my stories. I've had too many as is.

Goodness, you're irritating. 

It's not like DerpBacon (how I despise that username) can give anyone an award that matters. 

"How I despise that username"

Was that necessary? I'm not upset or anything, but...in this specific thread do you really think it's the place to mention how much you hate my name?

TBH I don't blame you, I didn't want this username either..

It reeks of "haha so random! look at me im so quirky! haha!"

Great time to bring it up, though. I mean, a year and 5 months after the moniker was made makes it so on-point and topical to the day's events. And I'm sure he can just turn around and change it since it bothers you so much and you clearly weren't just looking for something to vent external rage about. Your timing's so great, the Doctor can't even replicate that shit.

Seriously, though, did Ryder PM you or something? That usually gets my negative energy turkeys flapping more vigorously than usual too.

Speaking of Ryder, I'm first on his hit list (even though we all know he has no clue how to hack).

Apparently I'm on his hit list too, and I didn't even do anything to the guy. Oh well, whatever.

I dunno man. He said the mods IP banned all 7 of the proxies he was behind, but he still could use his tablet. ALL 7 PROXIES!

When he's old enough to finally buy the porn he's into off of the internet, he's gonna get a new laptop and then come back and hack us all off of the forums so he can talk to himself in public!

Does anyone have a link to that video he made? haha

He took it down. 

That is extremely disappointing.

It got taken down last time I checked.

Malkalack's having his monthly blood-convulsions that presumably aren't vagina-fueled. It seems to be a cycle where he's eager to be confrontational with everyone and shit on things, but then be totally cool later. Then again, I think we all go through this cycle on the internet, but Malk seems to undergo the most noticable changes.

That theory... kind of explains everything.

I have my own theory about you, but you flipped your shit when I shared it. 

Because you wouldn't shut up. :P

... But it's a tasty burger!

This isn’t really a jab at Derp, but more a general thing of I don’t get why we even have these things or yearbook stuff in the first place.

The site already has rewards for folks that do what they’re supposed to on the site which is writing good story games. Everything else isn’t really relevant.

It doesn’t matter how many trolling holocaust dick rape jokes you’ve made or social justice princesses you’ve white knighted, if you didn’t do it in the form of a story, it doesn’t count and you don’t get any ice cream.

I thought this was to jab at people using the wrong labels.

But... if I do do good work in a storygame, you WILL give me Ice Cream?

You’re actually on your way, but I’m not sure if I’m supposed to hand out a trophy to you or Chase yet.

You’ve mentioned Chase does most of the work on the Achilles series so he gets a little more credit for those, but you did do the Mazkil story by yourself which I (and several others) liked a lot.

I’m sort of waiting for Achilles 3 to come out and then I’ll just hand a trophy to the pair of you. (Or if my theory is correct, I’ll just be handing two trophies to one guy and his alter ego)

*Raises hand* Do boring serious stories count as holocaust dick jokes? Cause I would really like some ice cream. Do you deliver as well? :P

Hugs!!!!!!!! Is it hug time?!?!?

No.

Out.

They're just fun, honestly. It's not like they mean anything. Kiel and Killa are the only two members on the site who deserve a litany of rewards, aside from those who don't already have them.

You can just answer them all with Playa, thanks.

But... that would mean counting you as male, female, and trans / unidentified. xD

... So no more nominations, right?

I ain't about to start making choices.

I'm no DerpBacon, but me thinks it's time to end this. No one has voted for at least a week and this thread has been derailed too many times for it to still live. So

@DerpBacon put up the results and end this, plz.

I feel the same. Please post the results, Derp.