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Hatter's Cabaret

2 days ago
Commended by Mizal on 8/19/2025 9:20:43 PM
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Come one, come all - this Sunday at 3pm EST in Discord. I will be hosting a drawing/entertainment cabaret!

This cabaret will include live drawing of up to two $25.00 commissions - if you are interested sign up for a comm slot in reply to this post. Also you can send me $5.00 during the stream for a live small drawing of your choice on the spot!

You all chose Sunday afternoon for me to get drunk but alright, I'll be drinking too. I beckon you to join me! BYOB!

I also am looking for intermission entertainment. Whether that might be a live short story reading, a song or performance, or even a mildly humorous Sent Rant (a Sant?) Let me know!

See you there!

Hatter's Cabaret

2 days ago

Sure if you'll have me I'd love to join.

When you say entertainment, do you mean you telling the stories or audience participation? Cause a reading of some of EndMaster's short stories would be funny. 

And yeah I got beer.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Yes, a dramatic reading would be great!

Hatter's Cabaret

2 days ago

Oh phew, was wondering where this post went.

I LOVE HATTER'S CABARET!

Hatter's Cabaret

2 days ago
I would buy a commission, but I'm not in the discord, so I don't think I could. Would love to commission you sometime in the future though

Hatter's Cabaret

2 days ago
I had it ages ago but lost it. Now it's a well kept secret.

Hatter's Cabaret

2 days ago
I will be setting up VC access from the long disused noob cage, just for Hatter. Though it pains me to think of the amount of cleanup this will require afterwards. Every inch needing to be fumigated and disinfected.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Well in that case, assuming one is left, I'd like a 25 dollar commission then!

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
This is the issue with democracy. Alright, send the details before the stream! Thank you!

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
I would love to get a $5 doodle, but I'm also not in the Discord (I had no idea CYS even had one tbh).

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
It's kind of an invite only place for the chosen. No idea what you actually need to do to get in though.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Commended by MadHattersDaughter on 8/20/2025 1:23:06 PM

contribute and be likable

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
i mean fair

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Well, it's kind of closed off a bit more than that by now. It's been around 6 years and at this point is a carefully balanced ecosystem of core members, along with some past ones who don't use the site so much but still like to keep up.

And in this environment personal info has been shared (IRL stuff about work or pictures of people's kids and such) so it's made me kind of reluctant to bring in new people, and some of them we thought were cool turned out not to be a good fit. (And then of course it's a pain in the ass to remove them without hurt feelings or leaving the site altogether.)

To tell the truth there's just too many autists in this community who don't know how to act. But also, it's nice to keep the forum alive and not distract the rest of you from wholesome productivity with Discord's brainrot.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
That feels like a smarter idea than having an open-invite chat, especially if there's more sensitive details about members involved.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Yeah and doubly so considering how drama-prone open discords tend to be. Can't remember when was the last time I've seen a server where some shit didn't go down for usually the dumbest of reasons.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Oh yeah I stay away from public Discords because they tend to be cesspools of the worst. I just stick to gaming chats with my friends and that's it. No patience for 500 lb pedos.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday

We did have it completely open for awhile, but not even counting people here, we started getting folks from other IF/writing communities joining only to get offended and go run and tell everyone how horrible we all were. It's like you could've just looked at the forums and saved a trip.

There were a few folks that tried to troll, but that never really worked out for them.

Finally we started getting weird folks just wandering in from wherever. Which pretty much resulted in kicking out the degenerates and the open doors experiment was shut down.

Probably the most entertaining of that lot was some nurse that wandered in bragging about being into erotic roleplay and was generally a dumb whore. She'd sometimes go on about how we weren't "hardcore" enough. It's like "Ma'am this is not that sort of writing community. You took a wrong turn somewhere."

Might have kept her around for lols a little longer, but she fucked up someone's Minecraft server so she got kicked for that.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday

Ah, I see. It has been like two years since I was on there, and when I was it wasn't very exclusive. 

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday

I would like to sign up for a $25 comm slot.

Is Paypal ok?

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Yay! Yes Paypal is preferred! Send me the deets before the stream! Thank you Tim!

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday

No problem, MHD. I'll give you the details in the next day or two.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
I'm pre-gaming right now to ensure I'm ready by Sunday

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday

Shit I gotta catch up

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
The event sounds really fun! I'd love to attend just to watch the livestream, hopefully me and other people not in the discord can join, maybe from that noob cage Mizal was talking about. Would that be ok? I'm assuming the noob cage is a kind of restricted channel, so we could still check out the livestream without formally being in the discord.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday

I would love a 5 dollar doodle! Yahoo!

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
What's the timezone on that 3pm so that those of us living on the better side of the pond can make sure they make it?

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday

The post says it's EST. Looks like it's a very early morning for me, then. 

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Oh yeah didn't notice. That means 9pm for me which thankfully works since I have monday off.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
Anyone who intends to show up make sure to post in this thread. Your ticket will arrive in the mail.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
I'll make sure to remove a server so that I can join.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday
How many are you on?

Never heard of an actual limit.

Hatter's Cabaret

23 hours ago
100 which is the limit unless you have full Nitro which ups that to 200. I'm not active in any of them except for maybe 5, but some of those I keep for updates on games or other stuff.

Hatter's Cabaret

yesterday

I wish I could, but I neither have money, alcohol, or availability in the chosen time. :(

Hatter's Cabaret

13 hours ago

I do. I'm bringing beer lol

Hatter's Cabaret

7 hours ago
I would like to see how the magic is made so please send me a ticket to my vacation home just north of the Pit of SHAME.