So... I stumbled across something interesting today, and figured it'd be fun for shitz and giggles to make a thread that's just dedicated to... Crazy people saying crazy things. (@Mizal, you should post something from that white woman who identifies as black. That was BEAUTIFUL!)
So anyway... Here's an example of a good, Christian woman, kindly sharing the beauty of God's eternal love and forgiveness. ^_^
Weird, I also had a fucking crazy customer today. The queue was getting longer and one of the guys opened up a till, and the customer had a massive go at him for not opening up the till faster, then the poor guy says, "You don't have to be rude"... To which the customer blows his shit and spends the rest of his time in the shop going on about how he's going to report to head office about the terrible service.
I think that this kind of comportment is an unfortunate result of the widespread "the customer is always right" mentality. I don't know which country you're from, but boy, if that guy started losing his shit like that in a French store, he'd be in for a surprise.
I mean, making a ruckus like he owns the place for a couple of turnips or some shit? Cashiers are not robots (...yet) they're humans, and that's something that guy should've been given to think; limping to his car, carrying said turnips without needing a bag.
There's no statute of limitations on murder/manslaughter, pretty funny she posted her picture right by her statement. (Assuming this isn't a joke anyway)
Wondering what the one she's talking to did that she felt running over a guy was comparable.
Kissed a guy before marriage?
Not exactly posting their criminal shit on the internet, but certainly an idiotic thing to do, there was some case back in the early 2000s about some college student who accidently sent his professor a CD full of his child porn rather than his class assignment.
When he realized his mistake, he tried to get it back by quickly sending an email to the professor stating that he accidently sent a CD which had some silly unimportant stuff on it that he wanted to share with his friend and that he shouldn't look at the contents since his assignment wasn't on it, then stated that he was dropping his assignment in the professor's mailbox as soon as he could.
Unfortunately for the pedo, this desperate act didn't work since the professor had already looked at the CD and reported it, so he got arrested soon after that. Lol.
Agh this caused me to delve back right into it.
"Fat people are most likely to suffer weight-based abuse from family mebers and doctors. Not co-workers, or kids at school, or comedians, or internet trolls. Family members and doctors. Let that sink in for a bit."
Evidently she didn't let that sink in long enough.
Being skinny, i can confirm i want to set up fat concentration camps and plan fake studies with my thin doctor friends at the pentagon.
"We're sorry, but Spoon University isn't available in your country."
I think this one's turned into a bit of a meme... Pretty lame and cheesy way to announce you're having a baby, but the response is priceless! ^_^
Sounds like an incel.
I don't speak fluent incel, but I think it roughly translates to "Congratulations"
What are you doing? Go play videogames so i can have inceltopia!
Tbh i used to be part of a decent fa group before it descended into incel madness. It seems like people want to blame their shitty lives on a group no matter what happens.
Okay, this one went viral a little while ago. It's fucking long (and unfortunately some of it's missing) but I think it's probably my favourite crazy person rant I've ever seen in my life. ^_^
(Missing part here)
I want to personally thank the local psychic that made them choose the 60k option.
... Maybe it'll fit in her backpack?
I'm not sure if i should laugh at the way she mentions thousands of dollars dismissely (wow, it's just some cents ppl), feel pity at her clear madness or just feel angry that she ruined the lives of people close to her and a moment of happiness because she needs the fucking best wedding.
Fuck you, you egoistical, narcisistic cunt called Susan (more like Sudan amirite). I hope you're killed horribly in Brazil. Possibly by one of Steve's passionate criminals.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! JUST FUCKING DIE YOU ABSOLUTE DELUSIONAL FUCKHEAD!
Wow much violence, such hate. Didn't she lose the friends and relations that she seemed unworthy of?
Using doge memes? Bork is clearly the superior dog format.
That's a debate that needs a level of refinement so grand, it can only be discussed among the gods
Here's a new one I just found on reddit... The gift that keeps on giving. ^_^
Now that's definitely an incel.
Use of the word "femoid" is a dead give away.
Also the use of the word "whore" to describe any woman that has ever had sex at some point in her life. (... Also any woman who hasn't had sex. They're still whores for existing.)
He's clearly a british gentleman (top hat included) who is concerned for the lack of civilization of those savage femoids moaning around him. Truly barbaric, his worthless cunt neighbor, disrupting the peace of mind of this good sir.
Well, they make the man they're with feel good about themselves, but to any other men that might be listening, it's just a reminder that sex is awesome and they can't have any. Remember kids, reverse rape is a crime too!
I figured they were just up for grabs.
Oh, and speaking of reverse rape...
I never heard of this before but it sure looks like an incel's dreamland. Why am I not surprised that this is a tumblr post?
But then they'd be culturally appropriating women.
Exactly! If somebody you're repulsed by wants to have sex with you, then you should be forced to have sex with them, because otherwise you're raping them... Incel logic. ^_^
Ms. Fatty, your two arguments clearly contradict each other! You can't condemn preference as prejudice and then state fat women rejecting unattractive men is justified by preference!
Ergo, you are one big, fat victimist and a hypocrite!
Pursuit starts playing~
LMAO! I've seen a guy make the same argument, and it's even more fucking hilarious!
For those of you who don't want to listen through six minutes of Jabba the Hut jiggling around as he repeats himself over and over again, the basic summary is that beautiful women should date fat, ugly men because they have better personalities... Now, of course, he wouldn't date a fat chick, because eww! That would be gross! (Though he is willing to say "hi" to a fat girl, because he's such a nice guy.) ^_^
Ironically, after years of angry rants on youtube about how women should give him a chance because he's such a nice guy, he ended up going to prison for the treasure trove of kiddy porn they found on his computer. (Though, to be fair, it was really the women's fault, because if some super hot girl had just put the poor guy out of his misery and jumped on his dick, he wouldn't have needed all that kiddy porn to ease his sexual frustration.)
What? He's clearly a passionate criminal.
He jerks off to kids passionately.
He ought to be exterminated.
Seriously, weren't you guys listening? He's a good guy!
Oh man, I love that dude, satisfying to see him again. He has described himself as "A few extra pounds... or maybe I'm, semi-big."
Not so much crazy as just sheer stupidity, but I like this one. ^_^
Pretty sure the offense is pretty definitely against the daughter. Going by the King James', the one people usually go with because no one speaks Hebrew, "Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."
It says that she's the awful one who brought evil and awful things quite clearly. The Bible's fairly constant on that message, it's the same logic in Leviticus 21:9 where the daughter of a priest who whores herself about is punished for insulting her father through doing it, rather than her father punished for having his daughter executed.
Sure, a daughter's property to the father and then husband, but it's not like that means those people are punished for her doing things, she's still the one who takes the blame for her actions. But in regards to the law itself, the law does primarily intend to give a due process to the victim, but it does also give a specific penalty, death, to those who break it rather than even simply saying her fate is to be decided by whoever, so it's a bit of both.
I like that the bible feels the need to say, "stone her with stones"... Because if it didn't mention that, people might think they were stoning her with pinecones.
Wait... Are you talking about that deep and mysterious rabbit hole that is The Final Fantasy House?
I actually watched a whole fucking documentary on it.
This one pleased me greatly.
Now this one is just beautiful! ^_^
I like how the vegan went from praising the person to being an insufferable fuckhead in such a short period of time.
Also, it kind of proves that she doesn't give a shit about animals, since she's basically saying, "If you're not a vegan/vegetarian then you HAVE to eat meat whether you like it or not. If you eat tofu because you like the taste better, that means that animals aren't dying in order to feed you, and we NEED you guys to kill animals so that we can feel like we're better than you!"
(Edited random thoughts)
Well, at least they're self-limiting their cult.
Definition of cult
Also, Gandhi was a vegetarian... And did anyone ever see Hitler and Gandhi in the same room at the same time?
Think about it! ^_^
Yup true. Also eating beef is against religion, since there's some sort of belief that cows are like the embodiment of 127 gods or something. But, honestly in today's age in India nobody gives a rat's ass about that anymore especially the new generation. Well not Gandhiji per se but Subashchandra Bose, a pretty famous freedom fighter, did have a conference with Hitler once. He believed Germany could help India in their freedom struggle against England since Hitler was a believer in the swastika, the sign of the hindu lord Ganesh. I still don't know why Hitler used that sign for his army though...
It symbolized luck and auspiciousness in Europe. They weren't so lucky with fuel, though.
Oh that's why!
Weren't so lucky with fuel? Didn't understand that
They pretty much lost the war for failing to secure reliable sources of fuel for self suficiency. That forced them to invade the URSS and fight on two fronts.
And the soviets defeated them in the end, with their 'scorched earth' policy and all. What if Germany won the war though? That would be a good idea for a storygame right ? The fictional world in which the Nazis became a superpower and you as hitler's descendant have ultimate power to change the world as you see fit.
I mean, considering nazi propaganda machine and secret police, the chances of someone changing anything would be pretty slim.
I mean that the expansion of the propaganda, beginning with neighboring countries then the whole of Europe under Nazi domain. Next domination over Asia by war with various countries, with Japan being it's ally. Eventually leading to the epic war with USA. After which the entire world would follow the path of Nazism and 'you' as the protagonist would work towards this goal.
The world almost definitely wouldn't be as Nazi as people seem to think. The side that did win openly persecuted their own war heroes for being gay, and kept concentration camp survivors imprisoned for being gay, but social change dealt with that to the point where if you say "I don't consider gays to be our equal" you'll be torn apart by public media.
Overall, if the Nazis won, we'd probably live in a country with more of a euro-centric world, but the US would still probably exist as it's unlikely they'd have been taken over. Asia would be dominated by Japan rather than China, and tensions between all three would be high enough, but if you're talking about racially, we'd be held back a fair bit, but we'd slowly get back to civil liberty.
Oh man! Steve was being so humble, and that girl just kept on troubling him. I guess some people are really self-conscious about this sort of stuff that they go mad with rage.
Well he decided to back off and not retort himself, so I guess he might've been humble? I'm pretty new here so I'm not that aware...
I have many positive traits, but humility's almost never one of them, I'm afraid.
I'm a vegetarian myself, but I never knew that it was the new hip thing.
@Mizal, you promised us beautiful madness from the Final Fantasy House! ^_^
Of all the crazies in the world, I think the whole idea of Fictionkin is the one that baffles me the most. I mean, Otherkin are crazy enough, but at least the animal that they identify as actually exists! Just the idea that anyone can hear, "I think that you were a fictional character from a computer game in a previous life" and respond with anything but hysterical laughter... I can't. I just can't. >.<
That said, I do REALLY love the guy's confession at the beginning. (At least he's self aware)
(This all happened a while ago- checking old journal dates it was 2002. i was FUCKING STUPID then, as you will see. i should have seen obvious signs and didn't. people have noted that i was stupid. THEY ARE SMART AND THEY ARE RIGHT. the reason this is up here is so other people will read it and NOT be as stupid as i was.
again. for clarification. WHAT I DID WAS NOT SMART. people have been saying how it takes 'strength' to go through this shit. no, it takes sheer unbridled IDIOCY. just cause it was stupid though doesn't mean it couldn't happen again to someone who was just as dumb. This story isn't for people who can identify the stupidity immediately. It's for those of you who have ljs named things like 'iwishiwasanime' and spend time roleplaying online.
Well kids, Christmas is only a month away, so I figured I'd share this lovely facebook rant to remind everybody what Christmas is really about. ^_^
There are people that still believe that the sun revolves around the earth, no reason to believe there aren't retards that believe it's flat as well.
Didn't realize "globeheads" was the word they used for us though.
I don’t think the geocentrists have a specific community mainly because any time I’ve run into anyone holding the geocentric view of the solar system, they typically also hold strong Christian beliefs and use the Bible as “proof” like the Young Earthers do with the 6000 years stuff.
Basically you bump into them in regular Christian communities, whereas Flat Earthers have just gone completely tin foil pants on head retarded so they get a special room all on their own. You’re also probably right that there are most definitely trolls that are pouring more gas on that fire to make it more visible than it should be.
Of course I’m sure I’ve mentioned the first person I bumped into that genuinely believed in a geocentric model when Infinite Story had forums and he was pretty much the worst person ever.
Apparently a rapper (B.o.B.) also went dissing Neil deGrasse Tyson after the astrophycist confuted his flat earth tweets.
They even made a response video https://youtu.be/XHBZkek8OSU
You can't listen to everything a random basketball player says... Now, Kanye West, HE knows what he's talking about ^_^
... Imagine if it turns out that the entire CoG community is made up of trolls.
Ah, the lulz. The beautiful lulz. ^_^
To be fair, I've always found it weird that circumcision seems to be the norm in America, even for non-Jewish families... We don't really do it here. (Didn't realize it was part of a brainwashing dark ritual though. I wonder what Satan does with all the foreskins.)
A lovely patchwork quilt, just like grandma always adored.
Okay, so, you know how I said the crazy bride one was long... I was wrong. This one is long. But End's review of that psycho stalker movie reminded me of this massive story I saw awhile ago where a woman gives a little glimpse into the head of an extremely friendly work colleague.
(Unfortunately, images aren't working anymore. Luckily, someone else in the forum was kind (and bored) enough to type it out.)
*Image of two journals with "Our Love Forever" written on the cover, along with a fancy pen.
Note from OP:
I received these journals (and pen, don't forget the pen!) plus flowers, candy and a huge stuffed bear from my former cubicle neighbor at a job I worked at for 3 years. As you'll see, the guy is nucking futs.
Feb 23, 2016
Wearing: Brown wrap dress with silver buckle on belt. 3 inch heels also brown. Hair up.
Little too much mascara.
You and [REDACTED] were talking about that dumb show Pretty Little Liars. I tried to get into it for you but after two seasons I just couldn't take it anymore.
Holy moley is it some vapid crap. When we are together I will introduce you to amazing TV and movies. Take Mad Men. The sublimeness and stunning virtuoso performances will bowl you over.
Although I should be careful about what I introduce you to. The way they try to show the antithesis of the proper housewives should act is disturbing and clearly done for dramatic licence, not routed in reality.
I know you won't mind staying home to raise our children properly. It is what women are built for, after all. Certainly you need to work now but have no fear my love, I will take care of you the second you are ready. I will lavish you with all you need to support, love and cherish me and our children.
Note from OP:
These are just a selection. Most of the entries (221 total) are rather mundane, just notating what I wear, and anything that pops into his crazy head that he feels I want to hear him blather on about. Our cubicles were next to each other the whole time I worked at this firm. We were kinda friendly the first six months I was there. Then he asked me on a date. I very politely declined. Very firm that I don't date co-workers and what-not. After that, besides for a friendly hello, he said almost nothing to me. We were on different teams, so it wasn't a big deal to me. But after I turned him down, he started keeping this journal.
This entry also takes a turn into the crazy end. Up until now he called me pet names and talked as if we were currently dating. This is the first time he really reveals that he's planned the rest of our lives out for us. The last 9 months of the journals get really bad.
March 21, 2016
Wearing: Black and white striped blouse (lowish cut!)
Grey blazer and black slacks. Hair down (haircut soon?). Black flats.
Don't say you need to lose weight! Why would you feel bad about your appearance? Fine, losing a few pounds wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. I wouldn't begrudge you that. But no one is perfect (not even me haha). Flaws can be endearing because it can remind us of our humanness. Flaws, not full out red flags, mind you, can enhance someone, not detract. So revel in your beauty, my love. In your slight flaws and imperfections. They make me love you more, not less. It breaks my heart to hear you fall for Big Media's banal bullshit.
I want to go to you, take your lovely face in my hands and tell you. Resist the siren song of dieting. Have another bagel at the roundup meeting. Maybe even a dab of cream cheese.
Just don't go crazy haha. Those slopes can be slippery. And although I would still love you, I would be disappointed if you gained weight.
Every time I read this entry, I eat a family size package of double stuffed Oreos just to spite him.
March 29, 2016
Wearing: ?? (Unknown)
I hope you are enjoying your vacation, my sweet.
But I miss you terribly. This week will be pure hell. I am counting down the minutes until next Monday.
Honestly, I thought of going with you. I'm sure if you saw me there in the resort, your heart would have been bursting with love. But maybe not.
I am sorry for doubting you, but on that tiny chance that you weren't super happy to have me there (I can't be a part of your friends wedding right? haha), I couldn't put you through that.
Sometimes it seems you are close to acknowledging our true love. Othertimes...
It frustrates me. I'm sorry, but it does! I don't want to be mad. So I wait.
But not forever, silly! Heck, this could be for the best. Seeing holy matrimony could be the push you need! I hope so.
Because I love you! & you love me. Soon!
I know what my reaction would have been if he was at the resort in Mexico where my friend was getting married. A trip to HR & moving to a different part of the office.
June 29, 2016
Wearing: Green silk blouse, black tight skirt that doesn't make your knees standing (I can only imagine how short it is when you are sitting). Black 2" heels, hair up.
The flirting thing with [REDACTED] needs to end. I try to be understanding. Women are evolutionary wired to flirt. But hearing you banter with him two or three times a week when you know I'm listening makes my blood boil. What does [REDACTED] have that is attractive to you? I just don't get it. It makes me sick, hearing his disgusting innuendo and your positive responses to that kind of talk. Be modest! Be meek and pure, like you should! I feel like I need to stand up and remind you that your perfect mate is right here! Inches away! I'm everything you need and everything you will come to understand you want.
I struggle with your behavior, my sweet, I truly do.
But it doesn't get me down because I know the endgame even if you don't yet. That we will be together forever. You are getting there too, I can sense it.
Your inability to date anyone more that two or three times and the fact that even you recognize [REDACTED] as just a "work" boyfriend (i.e plaything) means you are getting there.
I am patient. I truly am. After all, we will have the rest of our lives together.
Barf. He doesn't understand that a "work boyfriend" actually means anything. I didn't find my work boyfriend attractive at all, I just enjoyed his jokes. Something to break up the day.
October 21, 2016
Wearing: Loose button down turquiose shirt, Black A line skirt, hair up, black flats.
Thank you my love! I am so happy right now. That conversation with [REDACTED] talking about masturbation habits.. wow. Ever time that fat hippo opened her mouth I wanted to yell SHUT UP, LET [OP] TALK (-:
I'm not going to lie to you (never, unless it is for your benefit obviously) I've been rock hard ever since. I'm seriously considering making use of the bathroom in "that" way. I've only done it once here. When you wore that too sheer blouse under your lavender jacket but the heat was cranked so you had it off all day. I could see your lacey bra and a hint of your sensual mounds of pure heaven.
I miss that day - Sept 14, 2015 to be exact. I am so thankful I got a pic. Yes, you have kinda derpy face but it wasn't like I could ask you to pose haha.
Not to take anything from your gorgeous face, but that picture is all about your breasts. Honestly in this case, you could have a bag over your head and the picture's amazingness wouldn't be diminished in the slightest.
Way off topic, I know haha. I'm not trying to embarrass you, my sweet. God I can't get that picture out of my head. I feel like if I touch myself again, I'll explode in my pants.
Ok one minute.
October 21 Cont
You totally glanced at me when I walked by didn't you? Checking me out with a cute little smite? Don't deny it! I saw you, my love! You knew talking with [REDACTED] like that would get me SO excited, huh? What a kinky sexpot! I'm grinning from ear to ear now. We are so close to this happening, aren't we? I'm shaking with anticipation. For the inevitable, for our fate. We are hurtling closer and closer. I'm so excited!
The fact that he always heard every little thing I said is really suspicious to me. Yes, he was four or five feet away from me, but I honestly wonder if he bugged my cube somehow. Because there's no way this conversation happened loud enough for him to hear normally. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but based on his behavior, I have a pretty good reason to be.
Also, double barf at the thought I was trying to turn him on or that he went to the bathroom to jerk it. Those double stuff oreos from before don't have a chance.
October 24, 2016
Wearing: Blue skin sweater with white collared shirt underneath. Light brown slacks. Hair up, Brown 3" heels.
Just to make sure you understand in regards to our discussion on Friday, I do try to limit my masturbation. And have no fear, it is only you I think about when I just have to release. All my previous "material" is noting compared to you, my love.
There is a difference between you and me when it comes to masturbation. When you do it, you are preparing yourself for me (I know you also have sex but I do my best to not think about you letting another man have you. It upsets me but at least you are seeing how awful other men are compared to the Nirvana that will be me). But I am saving my seed for you, to implant your sweet flower. I know they say that sperm regenerates everyday but I've seen men say their loads are larger when they wait. And it feels that way to me too. Not like I measure or anything ha ha. But a part of me mourns all that poor sperm, who just want a chance to be the One that created Andrew Peter, our first child and instead finds themselves in a tube sock or going down the shower drain.
So I will do better. Abstain as much as I can. For you, my love.
You'll excuse me if I want to take a bath for the next seven days after this. Ugh. My "sweet flower" would spit his mucked up seed out faster and farther than a llama can spit.
Also, thanks for ruining "Andrew" and "Peter" for me.
November 23, 2016
Wearing: WHO THE HELL KNOWS?
How can you do this? How? How?
How can you abandon your One true love?
How can you abandon our life together?
How you you doom our future generations to nothingness?
I am berefit without you. Adrift at sea.
I can't be without you. I WONT be without you.
I will follow you to the ends of the universe.
KNOW THA?T! I will find you and help you understand.
FO?R? US. To complete the truly most important relationship EVER!!
I see I need to take control. I wanted to wait for you but I see that like other women you need your men to take charge. No more waiting. I will show you what you have been blind to see with your own eyes! What has been sitting patiently, listening, watching, documenting for you, for Posterity!
Fine. I get it. I understand you are telling me to be the man. Stop crying [REDACTED] you are saying. Stop being a goddam pussy. (Have you been talking to Moms? haha)
Fine. you want me to take control. Well here. Here is all the evidence you need. I understand that you want me to stop you. A GRAND GESTURE FOR YOU
I'm sorry my love how I am writing here. Messy.
I promise to read to you whatever you can't make out yourself. You just threw me for a loop. But your message is loud and clear
I'm coming for you. My love. Coming for us.
So that day I went to my supervisor and gave my two weeks notice & that I was planning on using my accrued vacation days during that time. Without getting into all the gory details, I wanted to get out of that place (and I didn't even know about this psycho yet!). So I packed up my stuff, and was gone before this loser came in.
My friends in the office told me that Psycho Cube Boy was late because he had a doctor's appointment or something and absolutely melted down when he found out why I wasn't there. He got sent home, where I assume he wrote this last entry. In the office the next day, he contacted HR and said that I was moving and that I had asked him to bring me my last paycheck stub. So a since-fired HR person gave him my address. He left work at lunchtime, bought a bunch of things he thought would win me over, and came to my apartment. Thankfully, I wasn't there, as I was flying to another city to rent an apartment for a new job. He camped out in front of my building for three days. Finally someone called the cops on him and he had to abandon whatever his plans were. I got back the next day and found that he UPSed me all this stuff.
Suffice to say, I didn't react in the way that he wanted. Long story short, he is currently in jail (2-5 years) and I live in a new city, only now able to laugh about what happened, thanks for a kickass therapist and some amazing drugs.
EDIT Since so many people are asking, I'll expound on why he's in jail. After I received a restraining order, he violated that RO and attempted to kidnap me so that he could "prove" his love to me in whatever twisted way he thought that was possible.
Thanks to the outstanding law enforcement officials in my city, his attempt was known ahead of time and I was being monitored, so that as soon as he started his kidnapping attempt, he was apprehended and arrested.
Hope that answers that question
My personal favourite part was when, in one page, the guy rants about how the woman shouldn't flirt with other guys because she should be modest and chaste and pure... But also talks about how he loves it when she wears revealing clothing, and how he jerked off after hearing about her masturbation habits. (Also how he talks about, "You shouldn't go on a diet! You should eat whatever you want. Don't you know how beautiful you are?" the, straight after that, "I would be disappointed if you gained weight.")
Holy shit. This one takes "didn't take the hint" to another level entirely.
I know how I'll name my first kid. azerty. Why bother searching for a real name when you can sue anyone that mocks him. On second thought , that can even be a easy way to make money.
Those parents really did run out of ideas lol. Thankfully names that are too ridiculous are forbidden here. The staff still shouldn't have posted it on social media though.
... I kind of think the parents are the villains in this story. I mean, if you don't want your kid to get picked on, then don't give them a fucking stupid name.
I mean the parents were wankers, but so was the dude, so fuck them both. Poor kid, really.
Found some more fat woman logic! ^_^
I'm sorry guys but diseases are now an identity. It's not okay to try and prevent against them because who knows if your true self is actually an infected?
Introducing: The Leperkin
When the zombie apocalypse comes, they will not proliferate because we were undefended. They will proliferate because it's politically incorrect to kill them.
Well, this is an extremely interesting take on the whole anti-vax thing. I mean I've sen my fair share of crazies who think that vaccines give your kids autism, or lowers their immune system or has AIDS in it or something, but I've never before seen anyone make the argument, "You shouldn't vaccinate your kid, because when they're older, they might want a deadly disease." ... And I've got to say that's an extremely fair and valid point. Can't really argue with that.
... Speaking of which
Greatest GoFundMe of all time! (Just a side note, apparently the woman was asking for $6000... The price of the most expensive item from the company she mentions is $1500.)
I also love the unintentional irony that her post says, "No therapy compares to being underwater" closely followed by, "I'm barely keeping my head above water with bills"... Surely that's a little counterproductive.
Same, I was like "well, one problem solves another"
"No therapy compares to being underwater."
Someone could just solve all her problems forever and fulfilling her mermaid cosplay for free by drowning her.
Or even better, she'll get a fish tail by having her lower torso eaten by a shark. It's a full custom tail complete with cartilage and gills.
Ah, i see. Her true dream is to be a hydra, not a mermaid. Poor girl, she goes on warped tours to help others and can't pay her own bills with the money she earned with blood and tears on her scam job.
Just found this: https://i.redd.it/b5dmkrqeilhz.png
Glad to know that my incel story will be fairly accurate.
"Not hurting anybody is used for cannibalism..."
Well, if it was already long dead and you're in a extreme situation, it's justified. Brazillian soccer players had to do it after a plane crash iirc.
"It's akin to fucking a doll."
But less hygienic and a lot more disrespectful.
"I mean you would need a new corpse waifu every 3 days."
DUDE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?
"Good idea, you wouldn't lose your virginity either so it's a plus"
Yeah, I don't get the virginity thing either since I thought the goal was to lose it, especially if you're failing hard at doing so. Though I guess by the time you've gone full black pill incel, you've gone into twisted logic land anyway.
"Could the best romance turn out to be necromance? "
... OMG, this guy's a genius! Who need's a body pillow when you've got plenty of perfectly good bodies lying around in a morgue. It's pretty selfish actually, that so many families would rather bury or cremate their loved ones, rather than donate them to an incel in need... Maybe there should be a little box for it, when you're registering a donor card. Are you willing to donate:
I guess the only problem with this scenario is that obvioulsy, you're going to get the really hardcore black-pill incels, who'll say "I'm only going to fuck the corpse if she's a virgin! No way am I settling for another man's leftovers."
I don't actually remember stories about Danish tourists, but Denmark is boring so they probably develop a desire for stupid risky things I guess.
The Egyptians don't have the most forgiving government but I think those two idiots will be fine. To be fair having tourists do stupid things on your monuments can be very irritating.
The croc in that video was surprisingly chill, I wish it had at least scared away the guy.
I know how the poor guy feels. My parents freaked the fuck out when I showed them my homemade beastiality porn. Some people are just so intolerant and narrow minded. (Just FYI, before people start accusing me of animal abuse, you should know that I identify as a wallaby, so it doesn't count.) ^_^
Well, picking a wallaby rather than the typical cat or fox at least shows you some imagination.
I always thought that wolf was the go to animal for otherkin
An esteemed line of squires, senators and talking crabs. ^_^
I do vaguely remember a scene in the movie where a talking seahorse uses his full name... But only now have I just realized that means Sebastian is actually his surname... Mind blown! O.O
Oh, lookies! I found it! ^_^
The bullying this kid will suffer...
Yeah, but it's okay, because the mother has already decided that his confidence will not diminish. ^_^
> It will push people to question everything.
Her sanity especially.
> My baby's name WILL be a revolution.
That would be fun, imagine babies named "Job of an ancestor-Actual name-Job of a relative". There would be plenty of Kings and Senators I'm sure.
I'm going to name my kid, Coal Miner Gary Retail Assistant. ^_^
That's freaking adorable.
Oh, and speaking od intolerance, I think it's time we all stopped and took a moment to give our thoughts and prayers to the most oppressed group of people out there...
... And just for fun,
... You see the abuse these poor shoplifters have to put up with? Seriously, how can people be so heartless? >.<
Why has America descended so far into madness? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Just found a good one! Must post before I forget. (Just an FYI, the OP says that she was on a chat group for a video game. She told the group her main and her rank and said literally nothing else.)
I think i know the reason he was banned. Though i guess his vast array of psychological problems also play a part.
Well yeah, obviously. The admins are salty because the guy has 100 pounds of weed, and they don't. Seriously, people can be so petty sometimes. >.<
(Still, you gotta wonder if growing weed for a living is the best career choice for a guy with paranoid schizophrenia.)
Boy, he must be fun at parties.
Well, I don't think this really falls under crazy or stupid, but it is hilarious. I've had some funny scam emails from gold miners and Saudi Arabian princesses before, but I've never had a scam email quite as brilliant as the one my boyfriend received the other day. It reads as such:
Hi, my victim.
I write to you because I put a malware on the web page with porn which you have visited.
My virus grabbed all your personal info and turned on your camera which captured the process of your masturbation. I must admit you are very pervert...
Just after that the software copied your contact lists.
I will delete the compromising video and info if you pay me 750 GBP in bitcoin.
This is address for payment : 3NmNnJsThmvfubNRDgLzibY8JKdnCyTy33
If you do not send the payment within 48 hours I will send this video to all your friends and associates.
I know you live in United Kingdom.
I give you 48 hours after you open my message for making the transaction.
As soon as you read the message I'll see it right away.
It is not necessary to tell me that you have sent money to me.
This address is connected to you, my system will delete everything automatically after transfer confirmation.
Send 750 GBP to this address immediately:
1 BTC = 2,584 GBP, so send 0.292640 BTC to the address above.
If you do not know how to send bitcoin, google it.
You can visit the police station but nobody can help you.
If you try to deceive me , I'll see it right away !
I dont live in your country. So they can not track my location even for 9 months.
Goodbye. Dont forget about the shame and if you ignore this, your life can be ruined.
Oh I've seen this episode before. He's also going make demands to make some deliveries, rob a bank, fight someone to the death and then just release the video anyway.
Well, it's been over 48 hours now, so I expect to receive a video of my boyfriend fapping to furry porn any minute now.
On the subject of scammers, I figured I'd share with you the greatest (well, it's really the only good one) Ted Talk of all time. ^_^
I know someone else on another site got a similar email and when he didn't do anything there were a couple follow up emails with different conditions desperately trying to still con him.
9 months? That can't be a coincidence. He must an unborn child who will only be trackable once he is born!
Truly, these disgusting scammers will use everything at their disposal. Even using (unborn?) children.
Just realised that I've left MLMers out of this thread. How could I forget them? They're some of the craziest people out there! ^_^
The emojis she used during the text are what actually put it over the top.
Can't remember where I saw it, but I came across a post once where a retail worker said that a woman bought about $200 worth of clothes, put her Younique card in the machine and took a photograph of it... Then she took the card out of the machine and paid with her regular card.
LMAO! I knew the majority of MLM "employees" ended up losing more money than they actually made, but I had no idea they used loot boxes! That's genius!
..You know, it's actually really impressive how brainwashed and braindead these women are, because literally, the logic is:
"Hi hun! Check out this expensive car I just bought with all the money I made from my MLM. If you start working for this MLM, then one day, you can make as much money as me!"
"Oh wow! That's amazing! Sign me up!"
"Brilliant! Now, the first thing I want you to do is take a picture of an expensive car, post it on facebook and tell everybody that you bought the car with all of the money that you made from this MLM."
"... Sounds legit."
... Okay, i thought the lady who wanted her guests to pay for her wedding was crazy, but... Wow. Just wow.
... This has got to be a troll. Surely it's impossible for anybody this crazy to survive so long without someone strangling them.
"You are such a bitch!"
three minutes later
"So... tomorrow at 1?"
... But she's a single mom!
Honestly I agree with the crazy person in this instance, but I figure this is a good place to put it what with the site being filled with mental illness and all.
Sounds like righteous indignation to me. There's a whole Shakespeare thing about some dude getting nailed with slings and arrows or some shit, so I'll give this guy a pass on here. I'm curious what the original complaint was to get everyone so worked up, not that the mod intervention needs to be explained. What the Fawkes say? "This story has fictional situations in it!? I gasp! Help!"
Seriously, why are people so hell bent on censoring the expression of ideas? They have no idea on which path that will lead.
Rat King is clearly the most valuable contributor there.
His post was actually flagged (which I unflagged to see it) hence why it looks a little fainter than the rest.
Obviously CYS material.
A pity he is so unappreciated on his home turf like that.
Awh, poor Sam! COG finally broke him.
Apparently they can't make up their minds.
LMAO! Are they going to be doing that every hour?
Wish I could see the MMM thread though, so I know what the hell Fawkes was so triggered by.
Detective Zassuen reporting.
Upon delving further into the rabbit hole for personal amusement, i discovered that MMM actually stands for Mass Mother Murderer, evidenced by the fact it's a wip by Samuel (yes, the one done with the snake pit).
As investigated further, i discovered the original thread for the wip (where fawkes impression on MeltdownPenguins likely was) where i discovered it was locked with a login. Upon wasting more of my time logging in, it was as i predicted; it was locked by permission.
TL; DR: The MMM thread is locked, for the curious.
"Closed 5 hours ago.
We may need a longer cooling off period than the forum software default"
Geez, i wonder why...
Also can't see the entertaining posts. Seems like they were deleted.
Dug up more on this bit of drama, apparently this is part of what started Sammy's departure. Remember folks this is just for our own entertainment (or 2 minutes of "hate" as it was said I was doing around here), none of us would ever go "harass" anyone. (Which apparently some CoGites went and did, more on that next posting.)
And after all that drama involving Suicidal Sammy because he triggered some faggots, the mods had to come out with an official statement rather than just y'know deleting everything as usual.
Oh, boy. The mysterious alt-right boogeyman attacks again.
Lol "I've been using social media since I was 9" and then proceeds to reason like a 9 yo. Makes sense, I guess he it'll turn 10 next month.
Unsurprisingly, the thread has already been locked.
Really Sammy was fighting an uphill battle with the story anyway given the content. Knew it wouldn't be long before some were bitching about it and that was happening on and off anyway. Which is funny since Sammy was going out of his way to try to be "sensitive" about his serial killer story.
Which again was a losing endeavor. It's obvious he really wanted to go darker. Him dancing around stuff like RAPE and getting pissy about "Oh noes I won't have the sister and brother in a relationship because that's just being edgy and disgusting!"
Motherfucker, you're already writing about torture porn and killing kids. Put it ALL in there. Go big or go the fuck back home. Fuck the bitching faggot readers. Fuck the bitching faggot readers in every hole with a spikey concrete dildo.
The funny part is, Sammy is pretty snowflakey himself. The dude can NOT handle any sort of attacks on his stories and takes shit waaaay too personal.
I mean I'm just thinking about some of the "kinder" negative comments I've gotten and Sammy would have probably blown his brains out after he got a couple of those. (Though granted he has come close I believe during one of his rage quits)
Still, doesn't mean he wasn't right about things in this instance. Oh well, another victory against creativity I suppose.
I can imagine his reaction to the "This story is way too long" comments.
Well she is from Germany and the Nazi shit slips out every now and then.
Awh, well now I'm confused. The impression I got was that the mods had shut down Sammy's MMM thread, and that's why he left... But I guess he shut it down himself and then left afterwards, because... Some random user accused him of being Harvey Weinstein because he acknowledged that rape exists in a work of fiction?
He was already pissed since his thread got moved to the "adult" forum section of CoG then even with all the extra trigger warnings fucktards were still bitching at him. So in typical Sammy fashion he blew up at everyone, took his ball and went home.
As it stands the MMM thread still exists in the adult section, but Sammy deleted his profile and the story isn't accessible anymore I don't think.
Also found out that drama filled thread of yours still exists as well, it's just unlisted (and locked) so it can't easily be accessed unless one goes looking for it.
... Well, that seems kind of weird, since surely a game where the protagonist is a rapey serial killer is intended for adults anyway.
Am I missing something though? Because I can't seem to find the MMM thread anywhere when I look it up.
Yeah it's sort of convoluted to find, you have to go to the Adult Readers section (Should be a link in that Official statement thread and also the Censorship thread) from there you'll get a bunch of text going on about adult content, etc and there should be a "join" button in the top right corner. Press that, and you'll gain access to the Adult content forum (Not nearly as impressive as it sounds) where you'll find the MMM thread.
EDIT: And it seems Sammy deleted his demo so not sure if the thread is even going to be around much longer or they'll just keep it locked.
EDIT 2: Looks like he got rid of ALL his demos. A bunch of new locked thread for his WIPs.
The CoG forum is an echo chamber FILLED with assholes. The only difference is the kind of assholiness.
“Thinking for oneself?” Lol. Seen how well that goes at CoG, posts get flagged, threads get deleted whenever someone disagrees.
Hushing things up and pretending it’s not there is standard procedure around there.
Holy shit, the amount of unawareness of oneself is just so fucking ludicrous I'm starting to have a hard time believing some of these people are for real.
But of course they are, which is why it's even funnier.
MeltingPenguins: You all need to think for yourselves!
CoG: Yes! We all need to think for ourselves!
MeltingPenguins: You're all individuals!
CoG: Yes! We're all individuals!
Sam: ... I'm not.
Here are her previous posts in the thread, poisonmara even tries to explain things to her but it's a lost cause. I find her first post in particular to be hilariously idiotic.
How dare you speak a non-leftist opinion? Racist! Fascist! You need to be shut down!
What is this? Free speech? You don't deserve free speech. Free speech is just for liberals!
What is this? Equality? You're all equally obligated to think like me! I speak the truth! I AM THE TRUTH! You are all liars and conservative manipulators and only i, a liberal, know the absolute truth!
You must be one of those infamous alt-right cave trolls then, I'm sure.
Her use of "hatespeech" as a single word reminds me of some terms from 1984, but then again Germans tend to paste different terms into kilometric words.
Hatespeech = crimethink
Who the fuck is making models of health that exclude racialized, disabled or LGBTQ bodies? "Oh, you're black/ missing an arm/ like other men? That's not healthy." Fucking hell.
Reminds me of my Tinder DMs.
He fucks chicks that ask "Least a 9 out of 10?". That's a pretty specific preference, it's no wonder he's hopelessly single.
EDIT: Apparently, he has a pillow girlfriend. But that doesn't count.
... Okay, I would like to apologize to everyone for everything I have posted in this thread so far. Turns out, none of those people were crazy... THIS GUY is crazy.
King James Bible Notes on Talking With God
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.