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Crazy people be CRAZY!!!

29 days ago

So... I stumbled across something interesting today, and figured it'd be fun for shitz and giggles to make a thread that's just dedicated to... Crazy people saying crazy things. (@Mizal, you should post something from that white woman who identifies as black. That was BEAUTIFUL!)

So anyway... Here's an example of a good, Christian woman, kindly sharing the beauty of God's eternal love and forgiveness. ^_^

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29 days ago
Gross.

But I'll post those when I get home. Right now though I just wish I could get audio of this crazy customer wandering around going on about how he videotapes his entire neighborhood and confronts anyone who 'doesn't belong there' and once kicked in a neighbors' door and threatened them for playing their music too loud.

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28 days ago

Weird, I also had a fucking crazy customer today. The queue was getting longer and one of the guys opened up a till, and the customer had a massive go at him for not opening up the till faster, then the poor guy says, "You don't have to be rude"... To which the customer blows his shit and spends the rest of his time in the shop going on about how he's going to report to head office about the terrible service. cheeky

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28 days ago

I think that this kind of comportment is an unfortunate result of the widespread "the customer is always right" mentality. I don't know which country you're from, but boy, if that guy started losing his shit like that in a French store, he'd be in for a surprise.

I mean, making a ruckus like he owns the place for a couple of turnips or some shit? Cashiers are not robots (...yet) they're humans, and that's something that guy should've been given to think; limping to his car, carrying said turnips without needing a bag.

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27 days ago
I had a customer who told me I need to learn to make biscuits if I was every going to get married.

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27 days ago

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29 days ago

There's no statute of limitations on murder/manslaughter, pretty funny she posted her picture right by her statement. (Assuming this isn't a joke anyway)

Wondering what the one she's talking to did that she felt running over a guy was comparable.

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28 days ago

Kissed a guy before marriage? frown

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28 days ago
I would love to see statistics on how many idiots have been arrested based on incriminating shit they themselves share on the internet.

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28 days ago

Not exactly posting their criminal shit on the internet, but certainly an idiotic thing to do, there was some case back in the early 2000s about some college student who accidently sent his professor a CD full of his child porn rather than his class assignment.

When he realized his mistake, he tried to get it back by quickly sending an email to the professor stating that he accidently sent a CD which had some silly unimportant stuff on it that he wanted to share with his friend and that he shouldn't look at the contents since his assignment wasn't on it, then stated that he was dropping his assignment in the professor's mailbox as soon as he could.

Unfortunately for the pedo, this desperate act didn't work since the professor had already looked at the CD and reported it, so he got arrested soon after that. Lol.

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28 days ago
Ooh, I actually remember this one. I think he told the professor the CD had mp3s on it, which was dumb as hell anyway because of course the first thing anybody's going to do is check that out and see if it's anything good, this being back when it was mildly difficult to pirate music.

I specifically remember that the email he sent started with 'Oh snap' so you know he deserves terrible things happening to him already even minus the child porn.

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28 days ago
Should have told the instructor that it was loaded up with dick pics meant for his girlfriend, and he'd really feel a lot better if the instructor could just delete it so he wouldn't have to sit in a class for the rest of the semester knowing his dick was ingrained in the instructor's brain.

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28 days ago
What I'm trying real hard not to do is delve back into the deep well of crazy, blame shifting and science denial that is fat 'activism' (none of the activity is physical) for the sake of this thread.

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28 days ago

Agh this caused me to delve back right into it.

https://bigfatscience.tumblr.com/post/148810686935/fat-people-are-most-likely-to-suffer-weight-based

"Fat people are most likely to suffer weight-based abuse from family mebers and doctors. Not co-workers, or kids at school, or comedians, or internet trolls. Family members and doctors. Let that sink in for a bit." 

Evidently she didn't let that sink in long enough.

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28 days ago
How dare they take an interest in her health. Those monsters!

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27 days ago
Ah then you're familiar with them. I assume you've already dumbed into the winners and terrors of http://thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com?

One of my many, many favorite wtf things about these people's pattern behavior is the 'fact' that 'only 5% of people who lose weight are able to keep it off, dieting doesn't work don't even try it!! This is science!!!' that they'll cite over and over and over again since it's the only medical study they'll ever accept as real. When the origin of that is a study done in the 1950s with a sampling of like 100 food addicts who went to the same weight loss clinic to basically be starved down to a normal size and then released back into the wild with no education or follow up care.

Every study done since then is a fraud, you can tell it's biased because the doctors and the people who run the studies themselves are often thin and so this is all part of a concentrated effort to dehumanize and eradicate fat bodies, noting less than a fatphobic genocide on people of size. A thinspiracy, if you will.

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27 days ago

Being skinny, i can confirm i want to set up fat concentration camps and plan fake studies with my thin doctor friends at the pentagon.

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27 days ago

"We're sorry, but Spoon University isn't available in your country."

... Awhh sad

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27 days ago
Why do sites even do that, that's just so pointless and dumb.

I don't know about the meme, but there was a 17 year old girl named Stacey Irving in the UK who was hospitalized because her mom for some reason was fine with letting her eat nothing but chicken nuggets every meal of the day for 15 years, because that's what she wanted when she was two.

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27 days ago

... >.<

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27 days ago

I think this one's turned into a bit of a meme... Pretty lame and cheesy way to announce you're having a baby, but the response is priceless! ^_^

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27 days ago

Sounds like an incel.

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27 days ago

I don't speak fluent incel, but I think it roughly translates to "Congratulations" cheeky

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27 days ago
It's true, if us womens weren't all stuck up bitches that hates videogames, imagine the paradise that life could be.

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27 days ago

What are you doing? Go play videogames so i can have inceltopia! 

Tbh i used to be part of a decent fa group before it descended into incel madness. It seems like people want to blame their shitty lives on a group no matter what happens.

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27 days ago
Would free up more time in the kitchen.

Plot Twist: Most women under 40 can’t cook.

New generation ruined this guy’s dream.

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26 days ago

Okay, this one went viral a little while ago. It's fucking long (and unfortunately some of it's missing) but I think it's probably my favourite crazy person rant I've ever seen in my life. ^_^

Strap in, itâ??s going to be a long read. Picture: Reddit

Yes you read that right, they got the more expensive venue because a psychic told them to. Picture: Reddit

She really didnâ??t get why people didnâ??t want to give them $1500. Picture: Reddit

The final straw was when her ex suggested a Vegas wedding. Picture: Reddit

(Missing part here)

Finally the rant came to an end. Picture: Reddit

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26 days ago
This is beautiful, thank you. The best part is that if she went to South America alone while this delusional she might actually be dead now.

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26 days ago
I remember this from a few months ago. Crazy how some of these people expect bridesmaids and guests to cough up hundreds or thousands of dollars to pretend you're the firstborn daughter of a medieval king that didn't hate you because he had plenty of sons.

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26 days ago

I want to personally thank the local psychic that made them choose the 60k option.

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26 days ago
What happened to the baby I wonder?

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26 days ago
A'int nobody got time for that!

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24 days ago

... Maybe it'll fit in her backpack? frown

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25 days ago

I'm not sure if i should laugh at the way she mentions thousands of dollars dismissely (wow, it's just some cents ppl), feel pity at her clear madness or just feel angry that she ruined the lives of people close to her and a moment of happiness because she needs the fucking best wedding.

Fuck you, you egoistical, narcisistic cunt called Susan (more like Sudan amirite). I hope you're killed horribly in Brazil. Possibly by one of Steve's passionate criminals.

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25 days ago

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! JUST FUCKING DIE YOU ABSOLUTE DELUSIONAL FUCKHEAD!

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25 days ago

Wow much violence, such hate. Didn't she lose the friends and relations that she seemed unworthy of?

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25 days ago
No no you don't understand, she left them because they were false friends unworthy of HER and all she'd done for them, such as

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25 days ago

Using doge memes? Bork is clearly the superior dog format.

 

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25 days ago

That's a debate that needs a level of refinement so grand, it can only be discussed among the gods
 

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24 days ago

Here's a new one I just found on reddit... The gift that keeps on giving. ^_^

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24 days ago

Now that's definitely an incel.

Use of the word "femoid" is a dead give away.

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24 days ago

Also the use of the word "whore" to describe any woman that has ever had sex at some point in her life. (... Also any woman who hasn't had sex. They're still whores for existing.) cheeky

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24 days ago

He's clearly a british gentleman (top hat included) who is concerned for the lack of civilization of those savage femoids moaning around him. Truly barbaric, his worthless cunt neighbor, disrupting the peace of mind of this good sir.

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24 days ago
And here I thought girls just did that to make men feel good about themselves...

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24 days ago

Well, they make the man they're with feel good about themselves, but to any other men that might be listening, it's just a reminder that sex is awesome and they can't have any. Remember kids, reverse rape is a crime too! cheeky

Image result for elliot rodger consent

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24 days ago
I think a district of Australia recently passed a law requiring actual verbal, “yes, please insert.” Or something.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/new-australian-law-requires-partners-must-say-yes-loud-135901576.html

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24 days ago
I think California has something like that. The deaf and mute must just always remain celibate I suppose.

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24 days ago

I figured they were just up for grabs.

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24 days ago
lmao

I need to make more time to contribute to this thread.

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24 days ago

Oh, and speaking of reverse rape...

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24 days ago

I never heard of this before but it sure looks like an incel's dreamland. Why am I not surprised that this is a tumblr post?

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24 days ago
See, men? You're raping people when you DON'T put you dick in them either. Just chop it off already, you know you can't win here.

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24 days ago

But then they'd be culturally appropriating women. cheeky

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23 days ago
Oh of course! If you're unattractive or someone just doesn't like you for any reason, it should be illegal to reject you! That makes perfect sense.

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23 days ago

Exactly! If somebody you're repulsed by wants to have sex with you, then you should be forced to have sex with them, because otherwise you're raping them... Incel logic. ^_^

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23 days ago
I've seen a fat chick make this same argument and wish I'd saved it now. It was bitching about how so much fuss was made about sexual harassment because traditionally attractive women were always the 'victims' there, when if you think about it withholding harassment is also a form of harassment!

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23 days ago

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23 days ago
Oh and also...I'm sorry.

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23 days ago

Objection!

Ms. Fatty, your two arguments clearly contradict each other! You can't condemn preference as prejudice and then state fat women rejecting unattractive men is justified by preference!

Ergo, you are one big, fat victimist and a hypocrite!

Pursuit starts playing~

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23 days ago

LMAO! I've seen a guy make the same argument, and it's even more fucking hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0d1P77VkKA

For those of you who don't want to listen through six minutes of Jabba the Hut jiggling around as he repeats himself over and over again, the basic summary is that beautiful women should date fat, ugly men because they have better personalities... Now, of course, he wouldn't date a fat chick, because eww! That would be gross! (Though he is willing to say "hi" to a fat girl, because he's such a nice guy.) ^_^

Ironically, after years of angry rants on youtube about how women should give him a chance because he's such a nice guy, he ended up going to prison for the treasure trove of kiddy porn they found on his computer. (Though, to be fair, it was really the women's fault, because if some super hot girl had just put the poor guy out of his misery and jumped on his dick, he wouldn't have needed all that kiddy porn to ease his sexual frustration.) cheeky

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23 days ago
Can anyone make a real argument why people like this shouldn't just be purged from the population as soon as they're discovered?

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23 days ago

What? He's clearly a passionate criminal.

 

He jerks off to kids passionately.

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23 days ago

He ought to be exterminated. 

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23 days ago

Seriously, weren't you guys listening? He's a good guy! laugh

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21 days ago

Oh man, I love that dude, satisfying to see him again. He has described himself as "A few extra pounds... or maybe I'm, semi-big."

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21 days ago

Not so much crazy as just sheer stupidity, but I like this one. ^_^

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21 days ago
That's probably* the section of Deuteronomy specifically about how to proceed and prove innocence if some asshole accused a new wife just to get rid of her, the stoning part came in if it turned out she was whoring around without her parents' knowledge beforehand. The offense in that case became more against the parents than the husband.

*I say 'probably' because it's such a garbage translation it's difficult to tell without looking it up. The people who create and read such translations should be stoned outside the city gates.

Also I came across records of some old but incredibly fucked up drama last night, I will give you all a tale of Final Fantasy nerds being manipulated and exploited like you wouldn't believe possible when I get home assuming my dog hasn't visited any fresh destruction on my property that needs to be dealt with. Every day is a fun new surprise now.

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21 days ago

Pretty sure the offense is pretty definitely against the daughter. Going by the King James', the one people usually go with because no one speaks Hebrew, "Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you."

It says that she's the awful one who brought evil and awful things quite clearly. The Bible's fairly constant on that message, it's the same logic in Leviticus 21:9 where the daughter of a priest who whores herself about is punished for insulting her father through doing it, rather than her father punished for having his daughter executed.

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21 days ago
Well yeah, the daughter was the property of the father and then the property of the husband. That's still the belief of a lot of middle eastern cultures today. That Deuteronomy passage isn't about it being the law to kill the girl because they would be doing that anyway, it's about the need for some kind of evidence and semblance of trial so that a husband can't just offhandedly choke a new bride if he has second thoughts about the marriage. Which is also still a thing that happens today.

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21 days ago

Sure, a daughter's property to the father and then husband, but it's not like that means those people are punished for her doing things, she's still the one who takes the blame for her actions. But in regards to the law itself, the law does primarily intend to give a due process to the victim, but it does also give a specific penalty, death, to those who break it rather than even simply saying her fate is to be decided by whoever, so it's a bit of both.

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21 days ago
You priced my point about the translation btw so thanks for that. Anyone who would paraphrase all that as just 'shall be executed' is clearly an enemy of God out to make the Bible seem too boring to read.

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21 days ago

I like that the bible feels the need to say, "stone her with stones"... Because if it didn't mention that, people might think they were stoning her with pinecones. cheeky

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21 days ago

Wait... Are you talking about that deep and mysterious rabbit hole that is The Final Fantasy House? surprise

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20 days ago
Yes, that's the one. It's pretty ancient as far as internet insanity goes so I want sure how well known it was. I'd heard about it years ago but never went through the trouble of delving into the details until someone brought it up on another forum recently.

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20 days ago

I actually watched a whole fucking documentary on it. cheeky

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21 days ago

This one pleased me greatly.

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20 days ago

Now this one is just beautiful! ^_^

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20 days ago

Lol.

I like how the vegan went from praising the person to being an insufferable fuckhead in such a short period of time.

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20 days ago
Vegans can only restrain their true nature of being insufferable fuckheads for so long at any given time.

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20 days ago

Also, it kind of proves that she doesn't give a shit about animals, since she's basically saying, "If you're not a vegan/vegetarian then you HAVE to eat meat whether you like it or not. If you eat tofu because you like the taste better, that means that animals aren't dying in order to feed you, and we NEED you guys to kill animals so that we can feel like we're better than you!" cheeky

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20 days ago

(Edited random thoughts)

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20 days ago

Well, at least they're self-limiting their cult.

Definition of cult

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20 days ago
Are you sure it's not a... oh, sorry, wrong thread.

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20 days ago
Hitler was a vegetarian. Ergo, the Nazi culture is alive and well today, they just call themselves PETA now.

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20 days ago

Also, Gandhi was a vegetarian... And did anyone ever see Hitler and Gandhi in the same room at the same time?

Think about it! ^_^

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20 days ago
Actually it wasn't just Gandhi, hundreds of millions of Indians are vegetarian. This goes deeper than you think.

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19 days ago

Yup true. Also eating beef is against religion, since there's some sort of belief that cows are like the embodiment of 127 gods or something. But, honestly in today's age in India nobody gives a rat's ass about that anymore especially the new generation. Well not Gandhiji per se but Subashchandra Bose, a pretty famous freedom fighter, did have a conference with Hitler once. He believed Germany could help India in their freedom struggle against England since Hitler was a believer in the swastika, the sign of the hindu lord Ganesh. I still don't know why Hitler used that sign for his army though...

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19 days ago

Aryan culture.

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19 days ago

It symbolized luck and auspiciousness in Europe. They weren't so lucky with fuel, though.

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19 days ago

Oh that's why!

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19 days ago

Weren't so lucky with fuel? Didn't understand that

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19 days ago

They pretty much lost the war for failing to secure reliable sources of fuel for self suficiency. That forced them to invade the URSS and fight on two fronts.

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19 days ago

And the soviets defeated them in the end, with their 'scorched earth' policy and all. What if Germany won the war though? That would be a good idea for a storygame right ? The fictional world in which the Nazis became a superpower and you as hitler's descendant have ultimate power to change the world as you see fit. 
 

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19 days ago

I mean, considering nazi propaganda machine and secret police, the chances of someone changing anything would be pretty slim.

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19 days ago

I mean that the expansion of the propaganda, beginning with neighboring countries then the whole of Europe under Nazi domain. Next domination over Asia by war with various countries, with Japan being it's ally. Eventually leading to the epic war with USA. After which the entire world would follow the path of Nazism and 'you' as the protagonist would work towards this goal.

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19 days ago

The world almost definitely wouldn't be as Nazi as people seem to think. The side that did win openly persecuted their own war heroes for being gay, and kept concentration camp survivors imprisoned for being gay, but social change dealt with that to the point where if you say "I don't consider gays to be our equal" you'll be torn apart by public media. 

Overall, if the Nazis won, we'd probably live in a country with more of a euro-centric world, but the US would still probably exist as it's unlikely they'd have been taken over. Asia would be dominated by Japan rather than China, and tensions between all three would be high enough, but if you're talking about racially, we'd be held back a fair bit, but we'd slowly get back to civil liberty.

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19 days ago
While this all created an interesting discussion as a spin off, there's an in-joke that you're missing here.

(I know jokes aren't funny once you have to explain them, but since I know that'll be your next question, basically some faggot snowflake derailed a discussion on 'always evil' fantasy races to go off on Steve for using Nazi-ism as an example of an evil culture. She then made some bizarre leap from there to freak out about how what he was REALLY saying was that all Germans were evil.)

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19 days ago

Oh man! Steve was being so humble, and that girl just kept on troubling him. I guess some people are really self-conscious about this sort of stuff that they go mad with rage.

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19 days ago
'Steve' and 'humble' are never words that have been uttered together in the same sentence anywhere on this forum, to my knowledge.

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19 days ago

Well he decided to back off and not retort himself, so I guess he might've been humble? I'm pretty new here so I'm not that aware...

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19 days ago

I have many positive traits, but humility's almost never one of them, I'm afraid.

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17 days ago

I'm a vegetarian myself, but I never knew that it was the new hip thing.

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19 days ago

@Mizal, you promised us beautiful madness from the Final Fantasy House! ^_^

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19 days ago
Oh right. I was going to do a more detailed thing on it but I'm terminally lazy and unable to commit to anything so, basically the Final Fantasy house is the the tale of what happens when you have a conversation like this:



...and instead of going 'oh internet, you so crazy!' you go 'hmmm, you know there might just be something to all this, I should move in with this woman, live in absolute squalor and give her my paychecks, just like a real FFVII character!'

Details on the whole thing from multiple people who were suckered in can be read here.

There's a summarization of some of it on Youtube here. 40 minute video but I just grabbed the slider and moved around to the text bits for the highlights.

Honestly the whole thing was pretty disturbing and left me feeling kind of gross, I guess because it's not just crazy people being crazy but some evil cunt manipulating and exploiting and straight up abusing vulnerable dumbasses. The dude in the youtube video finally had to escape barefoot and with five dollars in his pocket because she'd taken all his money and hidden his shoes. And according to the comments she switched fandoms a lot after this and years later was still running this game on people way too into Hannibal at the time of upload. I guess everyone involved has to be mentally ill, but 'Jen' clearly knows exactly what she's doing and the main site has links to resources for people suckered into cults for a reason.

Oh and also felt pretty gross just from these two sections alone:

sometime around here, jen wanted to move out of the apartment. the place was a pigsty. the reason was that jen had never cleaned. all the cleaning was always done by guests, who they had coming and going at intervals. i did the dishes frequently but the trash was almost never taken out. it got to the point where the apartment smelled like rotting flesh. jen refused to believe it was the trash and it needed to go out. she kept claiming some former owner must have done something. but it was a horriable mess. their only solution, as they saw it, was to move out. so they got a different apartment from the land-lady. a one-room gig. i did not like this at all. at least in the current apartment, i could stay in the livingroom while they had sex in the bedroom or beat eachother in the bedroom. now i wouldn't have anywhere to escape to.

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i read some books. a wrinkle in time, and ender's game. i think ender's game helped push me to my ultimate choice. the trash situation repeated in the new apartment. jen talked about gettin ga kitten. i could not imagine a kitten in such a small apartment with people who refused to clean or take the trash out. that purple skirt pulled over her breasts i mentioned jen wore the first time i met her? she wore it every day. every. day. she never washed it. she didn't bathe, either, she just dabbed herself in scented oils and glitter. god the smell in that place. it was like a miasma of filth with sparkle sunshine fairy aritficial sugar scent sprayed over it. it made me sick. and it was so hot outside.

Usually I have to watch an episode of Hoarders to get this kind of skin crawly feeling eugh...

Here's the full text of this guy's story. He wasn't the only one sucked into this Soulbonder shit but it has a happy ending of him getting the fuck away at least.

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19 days ago

Of all the crazies in the world, I think the whole idea of Fictionkin is the one that baffles me the most. I mean, Otherkin are crazy enough, but at least the animal that they identify as actually exists! Just the idea that anyone can hear, "I think that you were a fictional character from a computer game in a previous life" and respond with anything but hysterical laughter... I can't. I just can't. >.<

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19 days ago

That said, I do REALLY love the guy's confession at the beginning. (At least he's self aware) cheeky

(This all happened a while ago- checking old journal dates it was 2002. i was FUCKING STUPID then, as you will see. i should have seen obvious signs and didn't. people have noted that i was stupid. THEY ARE SMART AND THEY ARE RIGHT. the reason this is up here is so other people will read it and NOT be as stupid as i was.

again. for clarification. WHAT I DID WAS NOT SMART. people have been saying how it takes 'strength' to go through this shit. no, it takes sheer unbridled IDIOCY. just cause it was stupid though doesn't mean it couldn't happen again to someone who was just as dumb. This story isn't for people who can identify the stupidity immediately. It's for those of you who have ljs named things like 'iwishiwasanime' and spend time roleplaying online.

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19 days ago
@Digit

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17 days ago

Well kids, Christmas is only a month away, so I figured I'd share this lovely facebook rant to remind everybody what Christmas is really about. ^_^

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17 days ago
I'm almost, almost certain that the flat earther community is made up of at least 50% trolls. But then I like to think the same of incels and SJWs too, so maybe this is all just willful naivety trying to shield me from the terrible Truth of the internet.

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17 days ago

There are people that still believe that the sun revolves around the earth, no reason to believe there aren't retards that believe it's flat as well.

Didn't realize "globeheads" was the word they used for us though.

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17 days ago
Do they have a community too? They're not as notorious as flat earthers anyway. And hell even that I wouldn't bat an eye at in comparison, it's something a kid might naturally think and the language is full of references to the sun rising and setting and otherwise doing things on its own which I'm sure doesn't help. Flat earthers though have that special twist of 'every single person that has ever flown in a plane is part of a vast conspiracy!! Only we know the truth!!!' which just make them so special.

I remember following a story once of this guy who liked to sling himself around in homemade rockets 'converting' to a flat earther once his money ran out and taking donations from them to build a new one. The idea was that he'd get a good look at the world to see for himself that it was flat, and they were happy to go along with this and give him their money even though he was actually not even going as high as a normal airplane.

Last I saw the flight was delayed for some reason and then I stopped paying attention. I'll have to try to find out what happened, I hope this noble daredevil scam artist is okay.

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17 days ago

I don’t think the geocentrists have a specific community mainly because any time I’ve run into anyone holding the geocentric view of the solar system, they typically also hold strong Christian beliefs and use the Bible as “proof” like the Young Earthers do with the 6000 years stuff.

Basically you bump into them in regular Christian communities, whereas Flat Earthers have just gone completely tin foil pants on head retarded so they get a special room all on their own. You’re also probably right that there are most definitely trolls that are pouring more gas on that fire to make it more visible than it should be.

Of course I’m sure I’ve mentioned the first person I bumped into that genuinely believed in a geocentric model when Infinite Story had forums and he was pretty much the worst person ever.

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17 days ago

Apparently a rapper (B.o.B.) also went dissing Neil deGrasse Tyson after the astrophycist confuted his flat earth tweets.

They even made a response video https://youtu.be/XHBZkek8OSU

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17 days ago
There was a story a while back about how two Ohio kids argued with their teacher that the Earth was flat because basketball player Kyrie Irving said so in a tweet.

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17 days ago

You can't listen to everything a random basketball player says... Now, Kanye West, HE knows what he's talking about ^_^

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17 days ago

... Imagine if it turns out that the entire CoG community is made up of trolls. surprise

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17 days ago

Flatheads

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17 days ago

Globeheads ^_^

Image result for earth chan not flat

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15 days ago
Anyone remember that time an admin of the Silent Hill wiki had a mental breakdown about male circumcision? It took awhile before anyone was able to do anything about him on account of being an admin and all and so dedicated to exposing the TRUTH he was willing to destroy even real life friendships iirc.



Someone was commentating on the drama as it unfolded and archived it here.

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14 days ago

Ah, the lulz. The beautiful lulz. ^_^

To be fair, I've always found it weird that circumcision seems to be the norm in America, even for non-Jewish families... We don't really do it here. (Didn't realize it was part of a brainwashing dark ritual though. I wonder what Satan does with all the foreskins.)

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14 days ago

A lovely patchwork quilt, just like grandma always adored.

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14 days ago

Okay, so, you know how I said the crazy bride one was long... I was wrong. This one is long. But End's review of that psycho stalker movie reminded me of this massive story I saw awhile ago where a woman gives a little glimpse into the head of an extremely friendly work colleague. cheeky

(Unfortunately, images aren't working anymore. Luckily, someone else in the forum was kind (and bored) enough to type it out.)

*Image of two journals with "Our Love Forever" written on the cover, along with a fancy pen.

Note from OP:

I received these journals (and pen, don't forget the pen!) plus flowers, candy and a huge stuffed bear from my former cubicle neighbor at a job I worked at for 3 years. As you'll see, the guy is nucking futs.

Feb 23, 2016

Wearing: Brown wrap dress with silver buckle on belt. 3 inch heels also brown. Hair up.
Little too much mascara.

You and [REDACTED] were talking about that dumb show Pretty Little Liars. I tried to get into it for you but after two seasons I just couldn't take it anymore.
Holy moley is it some vapid crap. When we are together I will introduce you to amazing TV and movies. Take Mad Men. The sublimeness and stunning virtuoso performances will bowl you over.
Although I should be careful about what I introduce you to. The way they try to show the antithesis of the proper housewives should act is disturbing and clearly done for dramatic licence, not routed in reality.
I know you won't mind staying home to raise our children properly. It is what women are built for, after all. Certainly you need to work now but have no fear my love, I will take care of you the second you are ready. I will lavish you with all you need to support, love and cherish me and our children.

Note from OP:

These are just a selection. Most of the entries (221 total) are rather mundane, just notating what I wear, and anything that pops into his crazy head that he feels I want to hear him blather on about. Our cubicles were next to each other the whole time I worked at this firm. We were kinda friendly the first six months I was there. Then he asked me on a date. I very politely declined. Very firm that I don't date co-workers and what-not. After that, besides for a friendly hello, he said almost nothing to me. We were on different teams, so it wasn't a big deal to me. But after I turned him down, he started keeping this journal.

This entry also takes a turn into the crazy end. Up until now he called me pet names and talked as if we were currently dating. This is the first time he really reveals that he's planned the rest of our lives out for us. The last 9 months of the journals get really bad.

March 21, 2016

Wearing: Black and white striped blouse (lowish cut!)
Grey blazer and black slacks. Hair down (haircut soon?). Black flats.

Don't say you need to lose weight! Why would you feel bad about your appearance? Fine, losing a few pounds wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. I wouldn't begrudge you that. But no one is perfect (not even me haha). Flaws can be endearing because it can remind us of our humanness. Flaws, not full out red flags, mind you, can enhance someone, not detract. So revel in your beauty, my love. In your slight flaws and imperfections. They make me love you more, not less. It breaks my heart to hear you fall for Big Media's banal bullshit.
I want to go to you, take your lovely face in my hands and tell you. Resist the siren song of dieting. Have another bagel at the roundup meeting. Maybe even a dab of cream cheese.
Just don't go crazy haha. Those slopes can be slippery. And although I would still love you, I would be disappointed if you gained weight.

Note from OP:

Every time I read this entry, I eat a family size package of double stuffed Oreos just to spite him.

March 29, 2016

Wearing: ?? (Unknown)

I hope you are enjoying your vacation, my sweet.
But I miss you terribly. This week will be pure hell. I am counting down the minutes until next Monday.

Honestly, I thought of going with you. I'm sure if you saw me there in the resort, your heart would have been bursting with love. But maybe not.

I am sorry for doubting you, but on that tiny chance that you weren't super happy to have me there (I can't be a part of your friends wedding right? haha), I couldn't put you through that.

Sometimes it seems you are close to acknowledging our true love. Othertimes...
It frustrates me. I'm sorry, but it does! I don't want to be mad. So I wait.

But not forever, silly! Heck, this could be for the best. Seeing holy matrimony could be the push you need! I hope so.

Because I love you! & you love me. Soon!

Note from OP:

I know what my reaction would have been if he was at the resort in Mexico where my friend was getting married. A trip to HR & moving to a different part of the office.

June 29, 2016

Wearing: Green silk blouse, black tight skirt that doesn't make your knees standing (I can only imagine how short it is when you are sitting). Black 2" heels, hair up.

The flirting thing with [REDACTED] needs to end. I try to be understanding. Women are evolutionary wired to flirt. But hearing you banter with him two or three times a week when you know I'm listening makes my blood boil. What does [REDACTED] have that is attractive to you? I just don't get it. It makes me sick, hearing his disgusting innuendo and your positive responses to that kind of talk. Be modest! Be meek and pure, like you should! I feel like I need to stand up and remind you that your perfect mate is right here! Inches away! I'm everything you need and everything you will come to understand you want.
I struggle with your behavior, my sweet, I truly do.
But it doesn't get me down because I know the endgame even if you don't yet. That we will be together forever. You are getting there too, I can sense it.
Your inability to date anyone more that two or three times and the fact that even you recognize [REDACTED] as just a "work" boyfriend (i.e plaything) means you are getting there.
I am patient. I truly am. After all, we will have the rest of our lives together.

Note from OP:

Barf. He doesn't understand that a "work boyfriend" actually means anything. I didn't find my work boyfriend attractive at all, I just enjoyed his jokes. Something to break up the day.

October 21, 2016

Wearing: Loose button down turquiose shirt, Black A line skirt, hair up, black flats.

Thank you my love! I am so happy right now. That conversation with [REDACTED] talking about masturbation habits.. wow. Ever time that fat hippo opened her mouth I wanted to yell SHUT UP, LET [OP] TALK (-:
I'm not going to lie to you (never, unless it is for your benefit obviously) I've been rock hard ever since. I'm seriously considering making use of the bathroom in "that" way. I've only done it once here. When you wore that too sheer blouse under your lavender jacket but the heat was cranked so you had it off all day. I could see your lacey bra and a hint of your sensual mounds of pure heaven.

I miss that day - Sept 14, 2015 to be exact. I am so thankful I got a pic. Yes, you have kinda derpy face but it wasn't like I could ask you to pose haha.
Not to take anything from your gorgeous face, but that picture is all about your breasts. Honestly in this case, you could have a bag over your head and the picture's amazingness wouldn't be diminished in the slightest.

Way off topic, I know haha. I'm not trying to embarrass you, my sweet. God I can't get that picture out of my head. I feel like if I touch myself again, I'll explode in my pants.
Ok one minute.

October 21 Cont

You totally glanced at me when I walked by didn't you? Checking me out with a cute little smite? Don't deny it! I saw you, my love! You knew talking with [REDACTED] like that would get me SO excited, huh? What a kinky sexpot! I'm grinning from ear to ear now. We are so close to this happening, aren't we? I'm shaking with anticipation. For the inevitable, for our fate. We are hurtling closer and closer. I'm so excited!

Note from OP:

The fact that he always heard every little thing I said is really suspicious to me. Yes, he was four or five feet away from me, but I honestly wonder if he bugged my cube somehow. Because there's no way this conversation happened loud enough for him to hear normally. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but based on his behavior, I have a pretty good reason to be.

Also, double barf at the thought I was trying to turn him on or that he went to the bathroom to jerk it. Those double stuff oreos from before don't have a chance.

 

October 24, 2016

Wearing: Blue skin sweater with white collared shirt underneath. Light brown slacks. Hair up, Brown 3" heels.

Just to make sure you understand in regards to our discussion on Friday, I do try to limit my masturbation. And have no fear, it is only you I think about when I just have to release. All my previous "material" is noting compared to you, my love.
There is a difference between you and me when it comes to masturbation. When you do it, you are preparing yourself for me (I know you also have sex but I do my best to not think about you letting another man have you. It upsets me but at least you are seeing how awful other men are compared to the Nirvana that will be me). But I am saving my seed for you, to implant your sweet flower. I know they say that sperm regenerates everyday but I've seen men say their loads are larger when they wait. And it feels that way to me too. Not like I measure or anything ha ha. But a part of me mourns all that poor sperm, who just want a chance to be the One that created Andrew Peter, our first child and instead finds themselves in a tube sock or going down the shower drain.
So I will do better. Abstain as much as I can. For you, my love.

Note from OP:

You'll excuse me if I want to take a bath for the next seven days after this. Ugh. My "sweet flower" would spit his mucked up seed out faster and farther than a llama can spit.

Also, thanks for ruining "Andrew" and "Peter" for me.

 

November 23, 2016

Wearing: WHO THE HELL KNOWS?

How can you do this? How? How?

How can you abandon your One true love?

How can you abandon our life together?

How you you doom our future generations to nothingness?

How??????????

I am berefit without you. Adrift at sea.

I can't be without you. I WONT be without you.
I will follow you to the ends of the universe.
KNOW THA?T! I will find you and help you understand.
FO?R? US. To complete the truly most important relationship EVER!!

I see I need to take control. I wanted to wait for you but I see that like other women you need your men to take charge. No more waiting. I will show you what you have been blind to see with your own eyes! What has been sitting patiently, listening, watching, documenting for you, for Posterity!

Fine. I get it. I understand you are telling me to be the man. Stop crying [REDACTED] you are saying. Stop being a goddam pussy. (Have you been talking to Moms? haha)

Fine. you want me to take control. Well here. Here is all the evidence you need. I understand that you want me to stop you. A GRAND GESTURE FOR YOU

ok

I'm sorry my love how I am writing here. Messy.
I promise to read to you whatever you can't make out yourself. You just threw me for a loop. But your message is loud and clear

I'm coming for you. My love. Coming for us.

[END]

Note from OP:

So that day I went to my supervisor and gave my two weeks notice & that I was planning on using my accrued vacation days during that time. Without getting into all the gory details, I wanted to get out of that place (and I didn't even know about this psycho yet!). So I packed up my stuff, and was gone before this loser came in.

My friends in the office told me that Psycho Cube Boy was late because he had a doctor's appointment or something and absolutely melted down when he found out why I wasn't there. He got sent home, where I assume he wrote this last entry. In the office the next day, he contacted HR and said that I was moving and that I had asked him to bring me my last paycheck stub. So a since-fired HR person gave him my address. He left work at lunchtime, bought a bunch of things he thought would win me over, and came to my apartment. Thankfully, I wasn't there, as I was flying to another city to rent an apartment for a new job. He camped out in front of my building for three days. Finally someone called the cops on him and he had to abandon whatever his plans were. I got back the next day and found that he UPSed me all this stuff.

Suffice to say, I didn't react in the way that he wanted. Long story short, he is currently in jail (2-5 years) and I live in a new city, only now able to laugh about what happened, thanks for a kickass therapist and some amazing drugs.

EDIT Since so many people are asking, I'll expound on why he's in jail. After I received a restraining order, he violated that RO and attempted to kidnap me so that he could "prove" his love to me in whatever twisted way he thought that was possible.

Thanks to the outstanding law enforcement officials in my city, his attempt was known ahead of time and I was being monitored, so that as soon as he started his kidnapping attempt, he was apprehended and arrested.

Hope that answers that question

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12 days ago
Bit of a text wall but I finally sat down to read it and holy shit.

I thought the journal entries were creepy enough before it got to the 'oh yeah btw, later he followed me to a new city and tried to kidnap me' part.

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10 days ago

My personal favourite part was when, in one page, the guy rants about how the woman shouldn't flirt with other guys because she should be modest and chaste and pure... But also talks about how he loves it when she wears revealing clothing, and how he jerked off after hearing about her masturbation habits. (Also how he talks about, "You shouldn't go on a diet! You should eat whatever you want. Don't you know how beautiful you are?" the, straight after that, "I would be disappointed if you gained weight.") cheeky

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12 days ago

Holy shit. This one takes "didn't take the hint" to another level entirely.

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12 days ago

I know how I'll name my first kid. azerty. Why bother searching for a real name when you can sue anyone that mocks him. On second thought , that can even be a easy way to make money.


https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/5-year-old-girl-named-abcde-mocked-by-southwest-airlines-staff-at-boarding-mother-1955685
 

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12 days ago

Those parents really did run out of ideas lol. Thankfully names that are too ridiculous are forbidden here. The staff still shouldn't have posted it on social media though.

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10 days ago

... I kind of think the parents are the villains in this story. I mean, if you don't want your kid to get picked on, then don't give them a fucking stupid name. cheeky

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10 days ago

I mean the parents were wankers, but so was the dude, so fuck them both. Poor kid, really.

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10 days ago
I don't know why people can't be content just giving stupid names to their pets anymore but inflicting this kind of thing on children has become a real problem.

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10 days ago
I believe Germany has laws restricting what you can name kids.

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10 days ago

Found some more fat woman logic! ^_^

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10 days ago
Everyone knows that dwarfs only come in two flavors. Grimdark tyrants from Detroit. And lustful wine lovers from Westeros.

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9 days ago

I'm sorry guys but diseases are now an identity. It's not okay to try and prevent against them because who knows if your true self is actually an infected?

Introducing: The Leperkin

When the zombie apocalypse comes, they will not proliferate because we were undefended. They will proliferate because it's politically incorrect to kill them.

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9 days ago

Well, this is an extremely interesting take on the whole anti-vax thing. I mean I've sen my fair share of crazies who think that vaccines give your kids autism, or lowers their immune system or has AIDS in it or something, but I've never before seen anyone make the argument, "You shouldn't vaccinate your kid, because when they're older, they might want a deadly disease." ... And I've got to say that's an extremely fair and valid point. Can't really argue with that. cheeky

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9 days ago
If we can't contain the disease through conventional means we just have to convince them to identify as mermaids and walk out into the ocean.

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9 days ago

... Speaking of which cheeky

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9 days ago

Greatest GoFundMe of all time! (Just a side note, apparently the woman was asking for $6000... The price of the most expensive item from the company she mentions is $1500.)

 

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9 days ago
That's awesome, nice to see one of these scammers getting called out on their shit. A person might be able to get gullible suckers on the internet to part with their money but it's harder to fool people who know all about their bullshit irl.

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9 days ago

I also love the unintentional irony that her post says, "No therapy compares to being underwater" closely followed by, "I'm barely keeping my head above water with bills"... Surely that's a little counterproductive. cheeky

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9 days ago

Same, I was like "well, one problem solves another"

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9 days ago

"No therapy compares to being underwater."

Someone could just solve all her problems forever and fulfilling her mermaid cosplay for free by drowning her.

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9 days ago

Or even better, she'll get a fish tail by having her lower torso eaten by a shark. It's a full custom tail complete with cartilage and gills.

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9 days ago

Ah, i see. Her true dream is to be a hydra, not a mermaid. Poor girl, she goes on warped tours to help others and can't pay her own bills with the money she earned with blood and tears on her scam job.

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8 days ago

Just found this:  https://i.redd.it/b5dmkrqeilhz.png

Glad to know that my incel story will be fairly accurate.

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8 days ago

"Not hurting anybody is used for cannibalism..."

Well, if it was already long dead and you're in a extreme situation, it's justified. Brazillian soccer players had to do it after a plane crash iirc.

"It's akin to fucking a doll."

But less hygienic and a lot more disrespectful.

"I mean you would need a new corpse waifu every 3 days."

DUDE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?

"Good idea, you wouldn't lose your virginity either so it's a plus"

why?

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8 days ago

Yeah, I don't get the virginity thing either since I thought the goal was to lose it, especially if you're failing hard at doing so. Though I guess by the time you've gone full black pill incel, you've gone into twisted logic land anyway.

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8 days ago

"Could the best romance turn out to be necromance? "

Touching. 

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8 days ago
Thailand comment may have been the worst one.

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6 days ago

... OMG, this guy's a genius! Who need's a body pillow when you've got plenty of perfectly good bodies lying around in a morgue. It's pretty selfish actually, that so many families would rather bury or cremate their loved ones, rather than donate them to an incel in need... Maybe there should be a little box for it, when you're registering a donor card. Are you willing to donate:

  • Your heart
  • Your other organs
  • Your skin
  • Your coochie

I guess the only problem with this scenario is that obvioulsy, you're going to get the really hardcore black-pill incels, who'll say "I'm only going to fuck the corpse if she's a virgin! No way am I settling for another man's leftovers." cheeky

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3 days ago
Danish couple climbed to the top of the Great Pyramid of Giza with a photographer at sunset or after dark and had him record the woman start to strip, facing away from the camera, and then a still image of the couple behaving like wild animals on top of the pyramid. Photographer proceeded to upload the video to his YouTube channel.

Egypt was not happy. For their sake, hopefully the Danes and the photographer were smart enough to leave the country first. If you go looking for the video - who are we kidding, we all know you will - the photographer took it down, but newser has it. While I guess the video is disrespectful - aside from showing the commission of a crime - it's really incredibly dumb.

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3 days ago
I was hoping your story would end with them falling off the pyramid in the middle of that, but if they wind up in an Egyptian prison instead that also works.

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3 days ago
I mean, Egypt would have still been angry, but I'm sure they would have been okay with that end result.

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3 days ago
Danish tourist lures crocodile with food and climbs on its back

Because it's on youtube you already know it didn't end the way we would've liked. It seems like I come across stories about Danish tourists fairly commonly though, either being stupid or having unfortunate things happen to them. I wonder if those two things are related.

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3 days ago

I don't actually remember stories about Danish tourists, but Denmark is boring so they probably develop a desire for stupid risky things I guess.

The Egyptians don't have the most forgiving government but I think those two idiots will be fine. To be fair having tourists do stupid things on your monuments can be very irritating.

The croc in that video was surprisingly chill, I wish it had at least scared away the guy.

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2 days ago


Not quite on the level of the other stuff in this thread but it's something Axiom showed me that reminded me I haven't delved the depths of r/relationships in awhile.

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2 days ago

I know how the poor guy feels. My parents freaked the fuck out when I showed them my homemade beastiality porn. Some people are just so intolerant and narrow minded. (Just FYI, before people start accusing me of animal abuse, you should know that I identify as a wallaby, so it doesn't count.) ^_^

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2 days ago

Well, picking a wallaby rather than the typical cat or fox at least shows you some imagination.

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2 days ago

I always thought that wolf was the go to animal for otherkin cheeky

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2 days ago
Plot spin: he really just wants revenge for the world’s most awkward birds and bees talk when he was a teen.

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2 days ago
Oh, there’s the woman who threw a fit and cancelled her baby shower or baby name reveal or whatever nonsense because her friends and family said the name she picked for the baby was incredibly stupid.

Squire Sebastian Senator

Now, if you’re a sane person like me, you probably assumed that was the kid’s full name. Wrong. That’s just his first name. And the woman dictated that her unborn child could not have a nickname and must be referred to as Squire Sebastian Senator in full. How does one come up with such an absurd name? Well, because they come from an esteemed line of squires and senators of course. The boy will grow up to be strong, regal, wealthy and powerful! This name will command respect!

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2 days ago

An esteemed line of squires, senators and talking crabs. ^_^

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2 days ago
Sebastian full name is Horatio Felonius Ignacius Crustaceous Sebastian. I'm not making this up, it's apparently on some kind of official Disney site.

It's still less stupid than what that poor baby's been saddled with though.

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yesterday

I do vaguely remember a scene in the movie where a talking seahorse uses his full name... But only now have I just realized that means Sebastian is actually his surname... Mind blown! O.O

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2 days ago

Oh, and speaking od intolerance, I think it's time we all stopped and took a moment to give our thoughts and prayers to the most oppressed group of people out there...
Community, Tumblr, and Time: it's time, people.
 after seeing the horrible harassment and
 slurs experienced firsthand by the
 shoplifting community here on tumblr,i
 think it's time we made shoplifters a
 protected minority like pocs and women
 seriously
 hobia #misogyny #slurs #cwliftphobia
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... And just for fun,


... You see the abuse these poor shoplifters have to put up with? Seriously, how can people be so heartless? >.<

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yesterday

Why has America descended so far into madness? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills 

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yesterday

Just found a good one! Must post before I forget. (Just an FYI, the OP says that she was on a chat group for a video game. She told the group her main and her rank and said literally nothing else.)

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yesterday
"ok"

Best reaction possible there.

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yesterday
What about ... Ok ^_^

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yesterday

I think i know the reason he was banned. Though i guess his vast array of psychological problems also play a part.

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yesterday

Well yeah, obviously. The admins are salty because the guy has 100 pounds of weed, and they don't. Seriously, people can be so petty sometimes. >.<

(Still, you gotta wonder if growing weed for a living is the best career choice for a guy with paranoid schizophrenia.) cheeky

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23 hours ago

Boy, he must be fun at parties.