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another draw thread by a non artist

23 days ago
I am, however, an autist. only one letter difference - what could go wrong?

reply with your request for art

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23 days ago
I would like a big green one, maybe with a hint of asparagus? More loud and long than machine-gun style.

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23 days ago
I'll need more detail actually

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23 days ago
I just let one rip. Did you hear it? Like that.

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23 days ago
alright I might get back to you on it thanks for requesting

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21 days ago

It has been a while. What are your thoughts so far?

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21 days ago
honestly, of all the requests I've gotten this is definitely one of them.

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21 days ago

Out of all the requests you've gotten, which one would you say hasn't been?

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21 days ago
probably cel's - I dont speak third worlder at all so I have no idea what he even said

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21 days ago

Sometimes I wonder about it, myself. What do you think it was?

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21 days ago
he's probably just gone off about getting run over by a car for the 5th time

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21 days ago

Lol, I remember the first time like it was 80 years ago.

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18 days ago
cel is indeed a boomer

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17 days ago

The 180 year old serbian goomer

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23 days ago
How about...

Some many-eyed spider contortionists? Have them screaming too.

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23 days ago
tbh I dont feel like drawing this, so no.

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23 days ago

Do you feel like drawing a gorilla using your head as a speedbag?

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23 days ago
idk who you are

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22 days ago

Dinner.

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22 days ago
so I've heard

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21 days ago

Have you heard the band REO Speedbaggin'? Sounds remotely related to the topic at hand.

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18 days ago
the jojo character? no, I dont weeb.

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17 days ago

 Not even a little?

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23 days ago
Ah, worth a try. I always have Lar if things get really desperate.

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23 days ago
oh you're that kid that likes to play with the gay furry lizard

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23 days ago
Not a very flattering description, but true enough.

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23 days ago
I could draw a flattering description of you

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23 days ago
Go for it, I wonder how I out of all people could be drawn flatteringly

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23 days ago
why the fuck would I do that?

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22 days ago

Because you can!

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22 days ago
it'd feel really gross

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21 days ago

Grossness is temporary. But think of the glory!

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21 days ago
there's no glory to be had here

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21 days ago

Not with that attitude!

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21 days ago
why dont you do it then? if you think there's glory with the right attitude show me how its done

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21 days ago

I don't want the glory right now. I'm just not in a glorious mood

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21 days ago
surely somebody around here has the right attitude to seek glory in this endeavor

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21 days ago

@Ogre @petros @DBNB @daji @Yummyfood @Mizal @fresh_out_the_oven @Darius_Conwright @Lux_Inferni @Celicni @Madhattersdaughter @Bickler

 

Y'all want any glory?

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21 days ago
I heard lux likes glory showers or something, maybe she'd have fun with it.

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21 days ago

Glory?!  No I don't want glory, but I do want a sandwich. Sandwiches are awesome.

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21 days ago

Sounds like another job for @ford

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21 days ago
I didnt think this through very well

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21 days ago

Maybe if you thought more.

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21 days ago
seems like it would take effort

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21 days ago

Effort brings glory and herniated bowels.

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18 days ago
the cons are all the more reason to not put effort in

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17 days ago

How much glory would you need to accept a herniated bowel

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21 days ago
I'm not very good at drawing food but I'll try I guess

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21 days ago

You say you want to draw animals, but you won't draw food? The Artist Community has tainted you, Ford. You've already become a dirty Vegan hippie.

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21 days ago
food is just more abstract shaped animals and I'm not good at abstract art

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21 days ago

Oh, thank goodness. I thought you'd changed for a moment.

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18 days ago
nah. never been good at art; might never be.

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18 days ago

But it's only a might!

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21 days ago

Food is not so much abstract as it is applied science of animals 

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18 days ago
I'm not a biologist.

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18 days ago

Idk why people still do biology when they're already almost ready to release triology.

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21 days ago

What are you even replying to, it's lost in the storm of shitposts

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21 days ago

One of the sandwich comments presumably, I don't wanna go find it either

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21 days ago

yep sandwiches are so 3 hours ago

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21 days ago

Sorry, I got ISS and couldn't finish my drawing in a timely manner

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21 days ago
Lol, somebody’s an insurrectionist.

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21 days ago

Good job. ISIS must be stopped.

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21 days ago

And ISIS not letting people draw! That is messed up!

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21 days ago

I prefer terrorist groups that allow freedom of expression.

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21 days ago
Let the less fortunate, like Cel, have it.

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21 days ago

Surely some of the glory ought to go to the most fortunate? How would a terribly unfortunate person even maintain such glory?

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21 days ago
Well, I guess the less fortunate should have to work for it a little. Teach a man to fish and all. But maybe Cel will be inspired to do better for himself if you give it to him.

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21 days ago

I would scarcely give cel anything but my boot up his ass, the swine.

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21 days ago
You must really hate your boot.

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21 days ago

I have a sacrificial boot I keep for his ilk.

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21 days ago

My boots are smelly

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13 days ago

Are they Smellington boots?

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21 days ago

I object to the Cel hate in this thread. Cel's a good lass.

Also, there's a metal wheelchair in the way.

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21 days ago

I staunchly approve of the cel hate round these parts.

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21 days ago
*lad

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21 days ago

Stop misgendering me reeeeeeee

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21 days ago

*BAD

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21 days ago
I don't speak eunuch.

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17 days ago

The Peunuch Wars are my favorite Roman conflict.

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17 days ago
Wasn't a cannibal involved with one of those wars?

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17 days ago

Cannibal Burress was the general of the peunuchs.

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21 days ago

What even is this thread at this point. I don't understand half of it

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21 days ago
the cys vets know this cycle well. if you stick around for a few more years you might understand.

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21 days ago

Some might need a refresher on the exact mechanics of it. This cycle hasn't exactly gone around in a while.

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21 days ago
I dont understand new threads and forum behavior these days. I'm just old.

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21 days ago

You see now why the ogre sharts in the night.

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17 days ago
And the day

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17 days ago

And the morning!

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21 days ago

Ah, so it's ford's turn to link the fire this time.

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21 days ago

More like time to stink the shire.

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21 days ago

It's an art thread, for great glory and purpose!

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21 days ago
He's going the distance.

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21 days ago

He's in it to win it.

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21 days ago

He's going for speed

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21 days ago

I've never seen a man on so much speed

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21 days ago
She's all alone, all alone in her time of need

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21 days ago

He's racing and pacing and plotting the course

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21 days ago
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse

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21 days ago

What's the point? What kind of a question is that?

 

and I thought I was new....

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13 days ago

Here on CYS we specialise in bluntposting.

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21 days ago
You phrased that like there was a free giveaway, but on closer inspection of the fine print this glory would take too much effort to claim.

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21 days ago

That's how most alleged giveaways are these days.

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18 days ago
might cause herniated bowels too apparently.

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18 days ago

Herniate the Caliphate is the name of my punk band.

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23 days ago
kappa Miz

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23 days ago
nah

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23 days ago
smart, because that was an obvious trap.

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23 days ago
kappa miz as a trap...now that's an idea!

favorite animal art

23 days ago
I see my mistake in being too general with the OP. I want to draw animals so I can get better at drawing animal crackers so if you have a FAVORITE ANIMAL just let me know and I'll try my best.

favorite animal art

23 days ago
pls draw kappa thx

favorite animal art

23 days ago
oh wait that's me lol

favorite animal art

23 days ago

favorite animal art

23 days ago

Now have them steal somebody's soul through their anus.

favorite animal art

23 days ago
which one

favorite animal art

21 days ago

That one.

favorite animal art

18 days ago
thanks

favorite animal art

18 days ago

You're welcome

favorite animal art

23 days ago
uhm, excuse me? this is MY art thread. people want ME to draw. anyway you did a decent job so whatever I guess

favorite animal art

23 days ago
Camel

That's not really my favorite, though, so maybe you don't want to do that one

favorite animal art

23 days ago
I'll draw you a camel. How many humps?

favorite animal art

23 days ago
Three, of course

favorite animal art

23 days ago
what color?

favorite animal art

23 days ago
The humps? The first should be Zaffre, the second Drunk Tank Pink, and the third Falu, please.

favorite animal art

23 days ago
you got it. want fries with that?

favorite animal art

23 days ago
I don't have to pay extra, do I?

favorite animal art

23 days ago
actually if you get the combo with the fries it ends up saving you a few cents not counting tax

favorite animal art

23 days ago
Ok, but make sure I get the DIET coke

favorite animal art

23 days ago
you want ice?

favorite animal art

23 days ago
Not too much

favorite animal art

23 days ago
Alright I got a camel with thee humps, colored whatever you said, with fries, a diet coke with a bit of ice. Sound correct?

favorite animal art

23 days ago
Should I pull forward to the second window?

favorite animal art

23 days ago
yeahp

favorite animal art

23 days ago
*fart noise*

favorite animal art

23 days ago
*monkey noise*

favorite animal art

23 days ago
A drawing of your mom

favorite animal art

23 days ago
haha, oh you!

you want feet in the image too or?

favorite animal art

18 days ago

@enterpride this is important.

favorite animal art

17 days ago
As long as 70% of the image consists of booty and boobie I'm fine with either

favorite animal art

12 days ago

This is Ford, the image will be more than 40% feet any way you slice it.

favorite animal art

22 days ago
I want one of these Star Wars critters



favorite animal art

22 days ago
yes mommy

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23 days ago
I wonder how long Ford can keep this thread going without actually drawing anything

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23 days ago
You don't know Ford very well, do you?

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23 days ago
Sherb knows me too well. She's known me in many places at many times.

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23 days ago
It takes time to draw all this stuff! Jeez

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19 days ago
Did I exceed estimations?

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19 days ago

There's still further yet that we can go.

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18 days ago
indeed. we've got a full blown engine now

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17 days ago

This thread has got full blown AIDS

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23 days ago

Obligatory sona request

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23 days ago
Since you literally linked to a drawing of the thing you're requesting, I feel like maybe this request has already been completed?

Good job, Ford.

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23 days ago
all in a days work

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23 days ago
yw

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23 days ago
I want a drawing of a hippo, because the hippo animal crackers are cute.

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23 days ago
I agree, hippo animal crackers are cute. what color would you like the hippo? are there any other details you want me to include?

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23 days ago
I want the hippo to be pink, and I want it to smell like bubblegum and arousal.

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23 days ago
I'll try my best...what does an aroused hippo smell like?

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23 days ago
It smells like your mom

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23 days ago
I can't believe you've done this

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13 days ago

I find it pretty believable, myself. Downright credible.

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23 days ago
Is this your favorite animal?

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23 days ago
This is an important question because I did specify favorite animals, though I've already made an exception or two.

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23 days ago
What if I can't decide on a favorite? :(

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23 days ago
I'll pick for you if thats ok?

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23 days ago
How about you give me some options

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23 days ago
1, 2, or 3?

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21 days ago

I wouldn't recommend 3. It's a frustrating number.

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21 days ago
well that narrows it down to one or two options

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21 days ago

But I mean, would you really wanna pick 2? It's such a basic, middle-of-the-road number between 1 and 3.

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21 days ago
picking 2 would solidify them as a bonafide basic bitch

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21 days ago

But there's also 1, which is just. I mean, come on, really? Could you even pick a smaller digit? What a fuckin meager choice.

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21 days ago
I personally would rather pick the lowest 1 than a middle of the road basic bitch 2

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21 days ago

Frankly I might even consider a 3 over 2, and that's really saying something.

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21 days ago
3 is kinda trying a bit too hard though. anybody who would choose 3 would definitely be a cringe glory-seeker

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21 days ago

But what kind of squalid creature would pick 1? It's literally the least.

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21 days ago
at least it's the worst and not just bad like 2 or 3

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21 days ago

But is it really worth picking the most horrible of three shitty options?

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21 days ago
yeah thats how I choose every action in my life

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21 days ago

How did that work out?

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21 days ago
well I'm here, aren't I? I suppose it's gone as expected.

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21 days ago

You say that as if there's something to regret here.

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18 days ago
regret is for losers. I'm only sometimes a loser.

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18 days ago

Be less of a loser every day is my motto.

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17 days ago

Less is More

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13 days ago

Certainly not when it comes to posting in the forums!

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13 days ago
3. 3 is my favorite number.

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13 days ago

I can't believe you've done this.

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23 days ago
An octopus, probably orange or red?

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23 days ago
Is this your favorite animal?

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23 days ago
Yes, a giant North Pacific octopus specifically

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23 days ago
you won't be able to tell the species apart from my drawing

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18 days ago

I also won't be able to tell feces apart from your drawing. OHOHOOO!

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23 days ago
(he likes tentacles)

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23 days ago
Who doesn’t?

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23 days ago
asians

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18 days ago

But they invented them!

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23 days ago
How about both?

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23 days ago
Perfect

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23 days ago
I was kidding. you're getting one or the other.

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23 days ago
Orange it is

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23 days ago
you dont get to choose anything on this website

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23 days ago
It wouldn’t matter even if I did

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23 days ago
who even are you

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23 days ago
A minor clerical error

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23 days ago
me too

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23 days ago

How about a monkey? 
 

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23 days ago
a cool monkey?

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23 days ago

Cool is good. As long as he can dance

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23 days ago
every monkey can dance really

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23 days ago

Good point. 

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23 days ago
*finger guns*

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23 days ago

Ford, I'm impressed. This thread is itself a work of art.

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23 days ago
I'm a bit of a forum wizard; been around a few years.

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22 days ago

He's been shitposting since you were in diapers.

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22 days ago

Doubt that. I'm pretty old.  I mean perhaps not old emotionally, but I was out of diapers a long time before posting even existed.

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22 days ago

Ford used to practice by climbing on top of fences and shitting while standing up.

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22 days ago

Weirdly that does not surprise me that much.

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22 days ago
you're familiar with my work I see

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22 days ago
I was never brave enough to fully stand but I got close

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22 days ago
I'll draw your wrinkly old man farts

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22 days ago
I've been shitting in his diapers

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23 days ago

I could really go for an irish coffee about now.

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23 days ago
Is that your favorite animal request?

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23 days ago
I've moved on from animals. I'm ok with whatever now.

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22 days ago
Draw an orc being thrown out of a window by Ian Mckellan.

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22 days ago
I don't know politicians

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23 days ago
what makes the coffee irish?

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22 days ago

I dunno, I never made it before, I just wanted a drink at the time.

 

So whatever you think makes the coffee most irish would be best. Maybe a big ice cream scoop of cheddar

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22 days ago
didnt know irish invented cheese yet

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22 days ago

It's the only thing they have to eat since milk immediately rots and ferments in contact with Irish air

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22 days ago
that makes a lot of sense. my saliva curdles when near irish people in a similar way.

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22 days ago
The coffee should probably be drinking Guiness and starting a fight

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22 days ago
I was thinning it would ride rainbows and torture children eternally or rape undergraduate law students

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22 days ago

Ford since this isn't a favorite animal request can I draw it also please 
Actually I've already drawn it but I'm asking anyway

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22 days ago
This is Ford's thread, you don't need permission to do things

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22 days ago

Ah, thank goodness
Your coffee, good sir

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22 days ago
Needs more animals

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22 days ago
maybe that'd make it Irish

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22 days ago

Delicious, thank you

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22 days ago
you like flat soda

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22 days ago

you like flat bitches

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22 days ago
they tend to taste better

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21 days ago

See, we have the same reasoning at least.

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21 days ago
What exactly are you implying here?

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21 days ago

What exactly are you not picking up from what I'm putting down?

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21 days ago

What exactly are you not catching from what I'm setting adrift?

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21 days ago

What exactly are you not smelling about what I'm stepping in?

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21 days ago

I think I can smell that

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21 days ago

Why can't he!?

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21 days ago

Perhaps the stench fried his nasal cavity. It's pretty bad and I can hardly breathe.

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18 days ago
I actually do have a rather diminished sense of smell. Probably from many a toxic fumes and nasal-singing chemicals around the lab and in my hobby-life.

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18 days ago

Your extensive hobby of huffing gasses

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22 days ago
looks like shit

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22 days ago
you do need permission but it's automatically granted

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22 days ago
idk who you are or why you're asking me this in just a pilot

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23 days ago

Incest

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23 days ago
yes master

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23 days ago

!random diffusion 4 a younger penguin being locked inside a jail cell by a slightly older penguin.

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23 days ago
this feels familiar

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23 days ago

Draw Sanic the Hegehog

 

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23 days ago
omg she's my favorite

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22 days ago
Can you draw what's for dinner?

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22 days ago

What IS for dinner?

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22 days ago

Yummy is.

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22 days ago
tastes like sprinkles and fruit

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22 days ago

I always knew there was something fruity about the guy.

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22 days ago
maybe he can travel to Ireland and become wine. or fruitcake.

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22 days ago
I don't know.

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22 days ago

Well, after Fresh graciously made me my massive drink, I could go for something light.

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22 days ago
what brightness value do you prefer

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22 days ago

Pretty bright, but not Light Mode bright. About as bright as the gradient on the Post Message button.

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22 days ago
I see. I'm familiar with the button you speak of. it's quite the range of values but I just might be able to pull it off

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22 days ago
then why did you ask dumbass

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22 days ago
I wanted cooking instructions, but it's fine, I already ate whatever.

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22 days ago
pee in cup
drink pee
save cup for next batch

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21 days ago
Does it come in radioactive green or maybe phosphorescent purple? I would like something fun and probably toxic.

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21 days ago

If you drink an energy drink it will come in whatever color you want.

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21 days ago
I prefer nuclear, but thanks for the suggestion.

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21 days ago
I only have low radiation compound pigments, they arent very fun looking.

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21 days ago
Have you tried nuclear fission?

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21 days ago

I tried fissures once, myself, but they require an unsightly surgery.

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21 days ago
It was the whales wasn't it?

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21 days ago

What exactly are you implying here?

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21 days ago
Penguins and whales are mortal enemies aren't they? I can only assume it was an epic fight in which you terminated the enemy.

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21 days ago

You'd have to ask PerforatedPenguin about that. I'm more of a penguin-humanoid creature with an elaborate autistic lore. Different kettle of fish, so to speak. But I'll tell ya one thing, if a whale ever managed to take my leg off, I'd be hunting that sucker down.

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21 days ago
yeah as far as raw, sashimi is pretty good. but cooked I like pretty much all of them.

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21 days ago
I'm sorry, but your character is unrelatable since I prefer raw sushi.

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21 days ago

It's a regional taste. Where ford's from, well done sushi is a delicacy.

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21 days ago
the desert cooks it before it gets to my mouth

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21 days ago
Live in Louisiana, problem solved.

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21 days ago

The swampass air would just steam the sushi before it gets to his mouth. And he'd have to fight off the hand-sized mosquitos before they suck all the juice out of his meat!

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21 days ago

No, those Cajuns like it still wiggling, not steamed

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21 days ago
You're right, we don't need Ford's meat juices mutating mosquito populations.

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21 days ago
What a prompt!

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21 days ago

Don't you dare generate it!

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21 days ago
Rest assured, I'm not touching the places of disinterest for another 2 days.

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21 days ago

Well, you better do it responsibly, or I'll kill ya.

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18 days ago
they might devolve, actually. perhaps I should donate some blood to the local mosquito firm.

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18 days ago
They'll just make a bioweapon out of your genetic material.

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21 days ago
me too man we're like brothers except you have a pussy.

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21 days ago
Stay out of my room, Ford! >:(

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21 days ago

Stay out of your mom, Lux!

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18 days ago
I'll stay out while you're in, but I can't help it when the boys wanna go on a panty raid.

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18 days ago
You don't want to know what's in there.

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21 days ago
white claw will make it transparent but it'll glow in the dark

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21 days ago
toxicity is guaranteed. it may tint the color but not overtake the base hue.

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21 days ago
Is it a legal tint?

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21 days ago

Our site pre-dates most safety-related tint regulation. It's like a house built before 1986.

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21 days ago
How much asbestos does CYS contain, and what's the ratio of lead to asbestos?

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21 days ago
40/60 with a rosin core so it's chewable.

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21 days ago
I'll take two to eat now and a case to go.

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21 days ago

That'll be $49.50

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21 days ago
I once saw a movie with french cooks and rats that explained this really well

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21 days ago
lol no

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21 days ago

I no longer can tell what this is in response to, but what if yes?

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21 days ago

Perhaps?

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21 days ago

Could it be?

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22 days ago
you mean supper

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22 days ago
I could but I don't feel like it

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22 days ago

Draw national Japanese icon, Goku from Dragon Ball Z.

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22 days ago

He's also a national Mexican icon, I'm pretty sure.

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22 days ago

He transcends the barriers that divide the people. 

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22 days ago
is any of the newer dragon ball stuff worth watching?

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21 days ago

That's a lot of replies.

The tournament of power is worth watching. Also the Broly movie wasn't bad. The new movie with Gohan and his dad Piccolo was not bad either for something that's like 3D CGI or something. 

Right now they're still making content that can get made into an anime sequel, because there is a super manga. They made Frieza literally black so he can no longer be a racist genocidal space tyrant. Only formerly that. Because blacks can't be racist. Well, unless they're saying something about a Jewish person it seems.

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21 days ago
I was wondering if black frieza was a photoshop or real, couldn't tell

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21 days ago

Just wait until you hear about Black Goku

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21 days ago
thats gotta be fake. japanese people would never like a black dude.

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21 days ago

Black Goku is literally the evil one. All the cops try and shoot him.

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21 days ago
ah that sounds hilarious. I've gotta watch the new dragon ball stuff

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21 days ago

He's called Goku Black. He also dresses in black. Yes, this is canon and real.

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21 days ago
holy shit you're right lmao

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21 days ago

Were you ever in doubt?

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21 days ago
If you’re half black and opt out of Ebonics, you are white until proven otherwise. I never could get away with that race card

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21 days ago
I didn't know Ebon taught classes.

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21 days ago
Yeah, the curriculum looked alright, but I’m not sure I know any Mormon who gets the n word pass

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21 days ago

That's Mormon Magic baby.

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18 days ago
I'm not half black nor am I into yoga.

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22 days ago
goku vs naruto is really mexicans vs blacks

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22 days ago
hell yeah I knew you'd have the best request

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21 days ago
A noir detective bunny

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21 days ago
I dont speak german but I'll try my best

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21 days ago

Noir is a slur in french, actually.

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21 days ago
I dont think I'm allowed to take french R34 requests.

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21 days ago

I could translate it to finnish

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21 days ago
I havent even begun

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21 days ago

But you could if you wanted to.

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21 days ago
I'm considering it

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21 days ago

Where have your considerations lead?

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18 days ago
I think it would be best if this art thread continued to garner response so that I can properly guage which ones are worthwhile to include on a shortlist of considerations.

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18 days ago

What should I respond to to cast my vote in your considerations?

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18 days ago
On a scale from 1-10, how many chromosomes do you have?

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18 days ago

40

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21 days ago

cool idea

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21 days ago

Ok, this is getting ridiculous. An art thread has gone on this long with no art?
To solve this problem, I have decided to draw something and redeem this thread.

Link

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21 days ago

This thread IS the work of art

 

abstract though it is

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18 days ago
A pure expression given form by all of us. I do still take credit though.

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18 days ago

Not if I take it first.

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21 days ago

Is the link being 404 the joke?

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21 days ago

I see what was intended.

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18 days ago
it's perfect. I was thinking of doing my art in the same style!

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21 days ago

I'm hijacking every reply to this post as my OWN art thread now. It's time for the new regime.  You can request anything, but I have four blanket rules before you begin:

 

1. No pissing

2. No shitting

3. No FUCKIN'

4. No SUCKIN'

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21 days ago
MANGLED SCREAMING GRINNING CONTORTIONIST HAEMOLACRIA SPIDERS!

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21 days ago

You sound insane.

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21 days ago

NO!

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21 days ago
what about "!random diffusion 4 penguin --furry"

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21 days ago

Pengus, I swear to god

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21 days ago

You forgot to add --furry at the end.

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21 days ago

I can't just draw furries in public.

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21 days ago

You draw furries in private???

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21 days ago

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

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21 days ago

He doesn't need to draw anything, we have our very own gay furry robot drawing them.

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21 days ago

And that is our greatest shame.

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18 days ago
and unfortunately one of our greatest points of pride

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18 days ago

But at least we get a whole month for it.

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18 days ago
imagine doubleposting like a retarded penguin

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21 days ago

I walked so you can run Peng. Check out bot spam when your sentence is up.

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21 days ago

Peng, if you check out bot spam, I'll kill ya.

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21 days ago
:eyes:

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21 days ago

I'LL KILL YA

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18 days ago
imagine tripleposting. actually abysmal.

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18 days ago

Actual noob technique.

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21 days ago

Now you are just a dirty pirate. Hijacking a whole thread.

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21 days ago

Hey, draw me a pirate?

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21 days ago

I might.

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21 days ago
What about a desert pirate? Or a swamp pirate?

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21 days ago

Now we're really getting somewhere!

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21 days ago
A swamp pirate with a fancy hat, and a pet gator

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21 days ago
No! a voodoo zombie pet gator! I need to talk to MHD soon...

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21 days ago

Yessssss. And instead of a parrot he has a snake on his shoulder.

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21 days ago
A venomous skeleton snake!

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21 days ago

Is a skeleton snake not just a bone centipede?

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21 days ago
Centipedes have exoskeletons, so a dead centipede looks like a living centipede. It's impossible to tell if a centipede alive or dead until you remove its skeleton. It's a Schrodinger's Centipede thing.

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21 days ago

That's the thing about bone arthropods. They're exoskeletal creatures made out of endoskeletal parts!

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21 days ago

A bone centipede with fangs!

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21 days ago

They would be called toxicognaths.

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21 days ago

All your fancy words...

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21 days ago

Are you accusing me of being sesquipedalian?

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21 days ago

Ahhhh! How could you do this, triggering my sesquipedalophobia!!!

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21 days ago

Don't you mean hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

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21 days ago

Better hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia than pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, at least.

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21 days ago

Surviving pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis when you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is cause for great honorificabilitudinitatibus in my opinion. Calls for a serving of Lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­karabo­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon.

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21 days ago

See, who needs school, the internet is full of new facts and wholesome threads of education! Look at how many vocab words I'll never remember that I've learned already!!

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21 days ago
I never learned to read welsh

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21 days ago

Drgwlmnd llwdimndre Oelmindrxrw!

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21 days ago
nor greek for that matter

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21 days ago

Andromedes poiokios phenikinesis

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18 days ago
I dont know any dead language really

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18 days ago

Hola chinga wey chancla porque espanol

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21 days ago
Why the fuck did you ask me what's for dinner if you already knew?!

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21 days ago

It's about the mystery!

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18 days ago
I missed Mystery Meat Monday. :(

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17 days ago

That makes me sad.

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17 days ago
That makes me sad that you're sad.

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17 days ago

That makes me sad that you're sad he's sad.

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17 days ago
All that sadness gives me joy

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17 days ago

Well I'm at least glad you're happy.

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17 days ago

No, don't be glad, you'll make him sad all over again

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17 days ago

I'd be sad if he was sad I was glad that he was happy I was sad that he was sad that he was sad.

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17 days ago
If Fluxion had led with this, he’d have crushed my puny brain by now

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17 days ago

I'm happy you're glad.

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17 days ago

I'm glad that you're happy I'm glad that he's happy I'm sad that he's sad that you're sad.

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17 days ago

Ok, that was pretty bad

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17 days ago

I'm starting to go mad

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17 days ago

Say it's not so, this thread is rad

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17 days ago

We'll still have the thread, just ask Brad.

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17 days ago
You can't spell toxicognaths without CoG! ^_^

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18 days ago
maybe

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21 days ago

It's practically traditional at this point.

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21 days ago
holy shit a double thread I feel violated

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21 days ago

Double threadetration

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21 days ago

Nice. 
 

*fist bump*

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21 days ago

Double the pleasure, double the fun

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21 days ago

I'm now viewing this in unthreaded mode. It's a nightmare.

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18 days ago
some horrors must be known to avoid them later

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18 days ago

My mind is molten. I can no longer comprehend conversation. This post is all the context I have.

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17 days ago

context is key

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21 days ago

I think it's my turn to take over this thread as a fellow non-artist.

This is the noir detective bunny @MadHattersDaughter requested. It predictably sucks in quality since it is both hand-drawn and my camera quality is terrible. I just felt like drawing it and didn't want it going to waste. I honestly don't know why I put it on Flickr. 

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18 days ago
yeah, that was definitely a waste of time and...effort? I can't tell really.

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18 days ago

If it adds posts, can it really be said to be a waste?

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21 days ago

I drew the duck blue because I’ve never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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18 days ago
blue ducks is definitely an STD

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18 days ago

I thought it was a british dessert

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21 days ago

I'm not sure I like the fact THIS is the site's most active thread this year... Whatever this is.

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20 days ago

What do you think it is?

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20 days ago

Pure concentrated autism.

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20 days ago

Every thread that goes over 200 needs a bit.

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18 days ago
just a smidge to let it roll

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18 days ago

A dollop will do

 

But sometimes a whole bowl doesn't hurt

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17 days ago

Perhaps a pinch

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18 days ago
you're welcome.

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18 days ago
Quality thread, would read again: 6/8

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18 days ago

Where are the drawings?

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18 days ago
the what?

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18 days ago

Noted.

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18 days ago
Ouch. That was rather severe.

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18 days ago

Shit posting isn't cheap. This is a very gravelly serious forum.

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18 days ago
Understandable

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18 days ago

As long as it doesn't get silty.

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18 days ago
aw man

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18 days ago

I could make you read IF stories for a couple of hours. But I like you, Ford. 

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18 days ago
I dont even know what an IF story is and I like you too, Thara. I'll even draw something for you to show my appreciation. You can have the only legit request in the thread besides End's.

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18 days ago

Goku.

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18 days ago
I'll get right on it once I wake up tomorrow.

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18 days ago

Take your time with it. I'm no sadist. I know how much work you do with your hands.

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17 days ago
Commended by TharaApples on 11/15/2022 2:35:15 PM

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17 days ago

Kamehameha!

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17 days ago
companion timelapse video

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17 days ago

Goku looks like he's smugly watching the incest go down with one of his usual confident smirks.

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18 days ago

Incest

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18 days ago
Depending on how long my research takes I may fufill this one before Thara's request.

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18 days ago

If anyone could do it, it'd be a sister-fister like you.

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17 days ago
Commended by TharaApples on 11/15/2022 2:36:29 PM


reference material: 304307 p40

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17 days ago

Wholesome.

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17 days ago

Agreed.

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17 days ago

Well that was disappointing. There was 0 plot, they just went straight into fucking.

If anyone doesn't know what the numbers mean, message me. That doesn't include Peng.

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18 days ago
Seems legit

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13 days ago
Jesus smoking a fat blunt with Goku.

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11 days ago
that sounds fuckin awesome dude

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11 days ago
I agree. Hardest image of all time material. It would be cool if someone drew it but this is just a thread to drop art ideas in, not an actual drawing thread after all. Hope someone takes the time to draw it. Wonder who would do it.

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11 days ago

Could draw a dude seasoning meat with a caulk gun.

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10 days ago

A duck with deep rooted emotional instability due to inconsistent parenting.

Also, he should be dressed in formal attire. Something blue. But not too blue. Sort of a faded blue, maybe with a hint of orange, but not a strong orange, so not a sunset orange, more of a navel orange.

Navel oranges really are not that good, they're kinda bland, Valencia oranges are superior by far. Tangier, sweeter, juicer. Also, they are prime for juicing. Juice is really good, but it's not very good for you. High in fructose, low in fiber, can be bad for digestion.

Reader's Digest has been around for 100 years as of February 5th of this year. Mostly I like it for the funny stories or jokes.

Here's a joke: 

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and asked the man running the stand, "Hey. got any grapes?"

The man said "No, we just sell lemonade. Can I sell you glass?"

“I’ll pass.” Then he waddled away until the very next day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand,
"Hey. You got any grapes?"

The man said "No, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay? Why not give it a try?"   

The duck said "Goodbye." Then he waddled away until the very next day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"

The man said "Look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all I’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go?"   

The duck said “No.” Then he waddled away. Untill the very next day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"

The man said "THAT’S IT!!  If you don’t stay away duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day,                                so don’t get too close!" 

The duck said "Adios!" Then he waddled away. Untill the very next day.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any glue?"

"What?"

"You got any glue?"

"No, why would I– Oh!"

"Then one more question for you: Got any grapes?"

So, yeah. A well dressed duck.

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10 days ago
My man really typed The Duck Song lyrics from memory

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10 days ago

This mf

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6 days ago
I'm really enjoying all the drawings in this thread! Hope we can get at least 16 more to put to rest the popular notion that the forum is "dead".

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6 days ago

We are owed quite a lot of them, there were so many requests!

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6 days ago
I'll draw the next request myself, just give me a short description for something simple.

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6 days ago

A chubby cat holding a rifle.

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6 days ago
turkey

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yesterday

A chubby cat holding a rifle, aiming at a turkey, with Goblins squabblin over which one to eat, the cat or the turkey.

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yesterday

Congratulations, lucky 500th poster! You've won our sweepstakes!

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yesterday

I win

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yesterday

Like all the best sweepstakes, your prize is a chance to win something. In this case, it's a chance to win any drawing of your choice! Feel free to ask for one somewhere.

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I volunteer to draw anything of DBNB's request.

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6 days ago

ART CONTEST! I will award 50 points from my own personal collection to whoever has the best answer for the following prompt:

Goblins be squabblin'.

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6 days ago
Commended by TharaApples on 11/27/2022 5:28:17 PM

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6 days ago
Nice

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6 days ago
hell yeah they be

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4 days ago
Commended by mizal on 11/30/2022 2:40:48 PM

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2 days ago

*DELETED*

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2 days ago
Commended by mizal on 11/30/2022 2:40:14 PM

Greed Goblins Squabblin'

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2 days ago

Uhh. Whoops.

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2 days ago
Whoa whoa hold on. You're getting people to put art in the art thread? I thought we all had an understanding, here.

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2 days ago

You have all made this an excruciatingly difficult choice

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2 days ago
Commended by ISentinelPenguinI on 11/30/2022 4:01:43 PM

Goblin mama be squabbling with them kids

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This contest has caused me great mental anguish over the past four days.

At first, I thought nothing could possibly beat Petros's image. The goblins were exactly as goblinny as I expected them to be, with their jaundiced eyes and horrid teeth and long pointy fingers. But also, the sheer pathos of the squabble was worthy of admiration! This was no minor squabble. Right from the outset, the scrungy neckbeard goblin immediately has his knife out and he's uttering a horrible goblin slur. But despite the clear danger, this insult is so grave that this smaller goblin thinks nothing of launching himself through the air, fully, bodily, with nothing but his claws, screeching an even worse slur in an act of vengeance.

Then typewritercat comes in and draws a full-color image with lighting and everything, of two very adorable goblins squabbling over a stuffed goblin, which tells a story of its own. And it comes with a very evocative and mystifying background that reminds me of the dank, implausibly foggy caves at the beginning of Fable 3.

And then, MrSnuggles comes in, and you may well call him MrSquabbles because here he is, introducing the rare Omnidirectional Goblin Conflict Triangle, where these Goblins have raided an entire wagon of sorts that's owned by some kind of fancy duck. And who could have expected that? Duck Merchants are so rarely represented in fantasy works. And not only are they squabbling over the fancy duck through pure goblin violence, but they seem to have devised some kind of elaborate system using big dice to determine who gets what share of the loot (and/or who it is that gets to eat the fancy duck?) This image has it all! Intrigue! Lore! Worldbuilding! PERIL!

But just when I thought there would be no more goblins left to judge, Darius comes in and draws the most decrepit, foul goblin I've seen in a long time, in frightful dark lighting, spouting incomprehensible obscenities at her many goblin children, which tops out all these other images by far, as far as goblins-per-image is concerned.

I'm afraid giving only one of you 50 points would not do the competition justice. I will have to split 100 points up between you.

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yesterday

I am tremendously overjoyed, thank you.

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yesterday

Thank you SP! It was an honor competing with you all. Let's do it again sometime!

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yesterday

I'm honored :)

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yesterday
I can't believe you made this thread break 500. Also those 25 points made dc a journeyman so congrats on the rank up darius

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I suppose the correct response would be to congratulate my competitors. In the spirit of the contest, however, I will be designing a goblin language to insult each one of you individually

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I would expect nothing less, you kre'gnat `vo-renk!

another draw thread by a non artist

yesterday

It's hard to believe we managed to push this one over 500. I never thought I'd live to see another thread this big! Truly these are great auspices for a new era of shitposts.

another draw thread by a non artist

yesterday
Kappa making stir fry.

Best one will be my CYS profile pic, 2nd best will be my discord profile pic. The rest may be used on other accounts across the aether of the interwebs.