It has been a while. What are your thoughts so far?
Out of all the requests you've gotten, which one would you say hasn't been?
Sometimes I wonder about it, myself. What do you think it was?
Lol, I remember the first time like it was 80 years ago.
The 180 year old serbian goomer
Do you feel like drawing a gorilla using your head as a speedbag?
Have you heard the band REO Speedbaggin'? Sounds remotely related to the topic at hand.
Not even a little?
Because you can!
Grossness is temporary. But think of the glory!
Not with that attitude!
I don't want the glory right now. I'm just not in a glorious mood
@Ogre @petros @DBNB @daji @Yummyfood @Mizal @fresh_out_the_oven @Darius_Conwright @Lux_Inferni @Celicni @Madhattersdaughter @Bickler
Y'all want any glory?
Glory?! No I don't want glory, but I do want a sandwich. Sandwiches are awesome.
Sounds like another job for @ford
Maybe if you thought more.
Effort brings glory and herniated bowels.
How much glory would you need to accept a herniated bowel
You say you want to draw animals, but you won't draw food? The Artist Community has tainted you, Ford. You've already become a dirty Vegan hippie.
Oh, thank goodness. I thought you'd changed for a moment.
But it's only a might!
Food is not so much abstract as it is applied science of animals
Idk why people still do biology when they're already almost ready to release triology.
Silly boys, everyone knows it’s the women who make the sandwiches.
What are you even replying to, it's lost in the storm of shitposts
One of the sandwich comments presumably, I don't wanna go find it either
yep sandwiches are so 3 hours ago
Sorry, I got ISS and couldn't finish my drawing in a timely manner
Good job. ISIS must be stopped.
And ISIS not letting people draw! That is messed up!
I prefer terrorist groups that allow freedom of expression.
Surely some of the glory ought to go to the most fortunate? How would a terribly unfortunate person even maintain such glory?
I would scarcely give cel anything but my boot up his ass, the swine.
I have a sacrificial boot I keep for his ilk.
My boots are smelly
Are they Smellington boots?
I object to the Cel hate in this thread. Cel's a good lass.
Also, there's a metal wheelchair in the way.
I staunchly approve of the cel hate round these parts.
Stop misgendering me reeeeeeee
The Peunuch Wars are my favorite Roman conflict.
Cannibal Burress was the general of the peunuchs.
What even is this thread at this point. I don't understand half of it
Some might need a refresher on the exact mechanics of it. This cycle hasn't exactly gone around in a while.
You see now why the ogre sharts in the night.
And the morning!
Ah, so it's ford's turn to link the fire this time.
More like time to stink the shire.
It's an art thread, for great glory and purpose!
He's in it to win it.
He's going for speed
I've never seen a man on so much speed
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course
What's the point? What kind of a question is that?
and I thought I was new....
Here on CYS we specialise in bluntposting.
That's how most alleged giveaways are these days.
Herniate the Caliphate is the name of my punk band.
Now have them steal somebody's soul through their anus.
@enterpride this is important.
This is Ford, the image will be more than 40% feet any way you slice it.
There's still further yet that we can go.
This thread has got full blown AIDS
Obligatory sona request
I find it pretty believable, myself. Downright credible.
I wouldn't recommend 3. It's a frustrating number.
But I mean, would you really wanna pick 2? It's such a basic, middle-of-the-road number between 1 and 3.
But there's also 1, which is just. I mean, come on, really? Could you even pick a smaller digit? What a fuckin meager choice.
Frankly I might even consider a 3 over 2, and that's really saying something.
But what kind of squalid creature would pick 1? It's literally the least.
But is it really worth picking the most horrible of three shitty options?
How did that work out?
You say that as if there's something to regret here.
Be less of a loser every day is my motto.
Less is More
Certainly not when it comes to posting in the forums!
I can't believe you've done this.
I also won't be able to tell feces apart from your drawing. OHOHOOO!
But they invented them!
How about a monkey?
Cool is good. As long as he can dance
Ford, I'm impressed. This thread is itself a work of art.
He's been shitposting since you were in diapers.
Doubt that. I'm pretty old. I mean perhaps not old emotionally, but I was out of diapers a long time before posting even existed.
Ford used to practice by climbing on top of fences and shitting while standing up.
Weirdly that does not surprise me that much.
I could really go for an irish coffee about now.
I dunno, I never made it before, I just wanted a drink at the time.
So whatever you think makes the coffee most irish would be best. Maybe a big ice cream scoop of cheddar
It's the only thing they have to eat since milk immediately rots and ferments in contact with Irish air
Ford since this isn't a favorite animal request can I draw it also please
Actually I've already drawn it but I'm asking anyway
Ah, thank goodness
Your coffee, good sir
Delicious, thank you
you like flat bitches
See, we have the same reasoning at least.
What exactly are you not picking up from what I'm putting down?
What exactly are you not catching from what I'm setting adrift?
What exactly are you not smelling about what I'm stepping in?
I think I can smell that
Why can't he!?
Perhaps the stench fried his nasal cavity. It's pretty bad and I can hardly breathe.
Your extensive hobby of huffing gasses
!random diffusion 4 a younger penguin being locked inside a jail cell by a slightly older penguin.
Draw Sanic the Hegehog
What IS for dinner?
I always knew there was something fruity about the guy.
Well, after Fresh graciously made me my massive drink, I could go for something light.
Pretty bright, but not Light Mode bright. About as bright as the gradient on the Post Message button.
If you drink an energy drink it will come in whatever color you want.
I tried fissures once, myself, but they require an unsightly surgery.
What exactly are you implying here?
You'd have to ask PerforatedPenguin about that. I'm more of a penguin-humanoid creature with an elaborate autistic lore. Different kettle of fish, so to speak. But I'll tell ya one thing, if a whale ever managed to take my leg off, I'd be hunting that sucker down.
It's a regional taste. Where ford's from, well done sushi is a delicacy.
The swampass air would just steam the sushi before it gets to his mouth. And he'd have to fight off the hand-sized mosquitos before they suck all the juice out of his meat!
No, those Cajuns like it still wiggling, not steamed
Don't you dare generate it!
Well, you better do it responsibly, or I'll kill ya.
Stay out of your mom, Lux!
Our site pre-dates most safety-related tint regulation. It's like a house built before 1986.
That'll be $49.50
I no longer can tell what this is in response to, but what if yes?
Could it be?
Draw national Japanese icon, Goku from Dragon Ball Z.
He's also a national Mexican icon, I'm pretty sure.
He transcends the barriers that divide the people.
That's a lot of replies.
The tournament of power is worth watching. Also the Broly movie wasn't bad. The new movie with Gohan and his dad Piccolo was not bad either for something that's like 3D CGI or something.
Right now they're still making content that can get made into an anime sequel, because there is a super manga. They made Frieza literally black so he can no longer be a racist genocidal space tyrant. Only formerly that. Because blacks can't be racist. Well, unless they're saying something about a Jewish person it seems.
Just wait until you hear about Black Goku
Black Goku is literally the evil one. All the cops try and shoot him.
He's called Goku Black. He also dresses in black. Yes, this is canon and real.
Were you ever in doubt?
That's Mormon Magic baby.
Noir is a slur in french, actually.
I could translate it to finnish
But you could if you wanted to.
Where have your considerations lead?
What should I respond to to cast my vote in your considerations?
Ok, this is getting ridiculous. An art thread has gone on this long with no art?
To solve this problem, I have decided to draw something and redeem this thread.
This thread IS the work of art
abstract though it is
Not if I take it first.
Is the link being 404 the joke?
I see what was intended.
I'm hijacking every reply to this post as my OWN art thread now. It's time for the new regime. You can request anything, but I have four blanket rules before you begin:
1. No pissing
2. No shitting
3. No FUCKIN'
4. No SUCKIN'
You sound insane.
Pengus, I swear to god
You forgot to add --furry at the end.
I can't just draw furries in public.
You draw furries in private???
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
He doesn't need to draw anything, we have our very own gay furry robot drawing them.
And that is our greatest shame.
But at least we get a whole month for it.
I walked so you can run Peng. Check out bot spam when your sentence is up.
Peng, if you check out bot spam, I'll kill ya.
I'LL KILL YA
Actual noob technique.
Now you are just a dirty pirate. Hijacking a whole thread.
Hey, draw me a pirate?
Now we're really getting somewhere!
Yessssss. And instead of a parrot he has a snake on his shoulder.
Is a skeleton snake not just a bone centipede?
That's the thing about bone arthropods. They're exoskeletal creatures made out of endoskeletal parts!
A bone centipede with fangs!
They would be called toxicognaths.
All your fancy words...
Are you accusing me of being sesquipedalian?
Ahhhh! How could you do this, triggering my sesquipedalophobia!!!
Don't you mean hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
Better hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia than pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, at least.
Surviving pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis when you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is cause for great honorificabilitudinitatibus in my opinion. Calls for a serving of Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.
See, who needs school, the internet is full of new facts and wholesome threads of education! Look at how many vocab words I'll never remember that I've learned already!!
Drgwlmnd llwdimndre Oelmindrxrw!
Andromedes poiokios phenikinesis
Hola chinga wey chancla porque espanol
It's about the mystery!
That makes me sad.
That makes me sad that you're sad he's sad.
Well I'm at least glad you're happy.
No, don't be glad, you'll make him sad all over again
I'd be sad if he was sad I was glad that he was happy I was sad that he was sad that he was sad.
I'm happy you're glad.
I'm glad that you're happy I'm glad that he's happy I'm sad that he's sad that you're sad.
Ok, that was pretty bad
I'm starting to go mad
Say it's not so, this thread is rad
We'll still have the thread, just ask Brad.
It's practically traditional at this point.
Double the pleasure, double the fun
I'm now viewing this in unthreaded mode. It's a nightmare.
My mind is molten. I can no longer comprehend conversation. This post is all the context I have.
context is key
I think it's my turn to take over this thread as a fellow non-artist.
This is the noir detective bunny @MadHattersDaughter requested. It predictably sucks in quality since it is both hand-drawn and my camera quality is terrible. I just felt like drawing it and didn't want it going to waste. I honestly don't know why I put it on Flickr.
If it adds posts, can it really be said to be a waste?
I drew the duck blue because I’ve never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
I thought it was a british dessert
I'm not sure I like the fact THIS is the site's most active thread this year... Whatever this is.
What do you think it is?
Pure concentrated autism.
Every thread that goes over 200 needs a bit.
A dollop will do
But sometimes a whole bowl doesn't hurt
Perhaps a pinch
Where are the drawings?
Shit posting isn't cheap. This is a very gravelly serious forum.
As long as it doesn't get silty.
I could make you read IF stories for a couple of hours. But I like you, Ford.
Take your time with it. I'm no sadist. I know how much work you do with your hands.
Goku looks like he's smugly watching the incest go down with one of his usual confident smirks.
If anyone could do it, it'd be a sister-fister like you.
Well that was disappointing. There was 0 plot, they just went straight into fucking.
If anyone doesn't know what the numbers mean, message me. That doesn't include Peng.
Could draw a dude seasoning meat with a caulk gun.
A duck with deep rooted emotional instability due to inconsistent parenting.
Also, he should be dressed in formal attire. Something blue. But not too blue. Sort of a faded blue, maybe with a hint of orange, but not a strong orange, so not a sunset orange, more of a navel orange.
Navel oranges really are not that good, they're kinda bland, Valencia oranges are superior by far. Tangier, sweeter, juicer. Also, they are prime for juicing. Juice is really good, but it's not very good for you. High in fructose, low in fiber, can be bad for digestion.
Reader's Digest has been around for 100 years as of February 5th of this year. Mostly I like it for the funny stories or jokes.
Here's a joke:
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and asked the man running the stand, "Hey. got any grapes?"
The man said "No, we just sell lemonade. Can I sell you glass?"
“I’ll pass.” Then he waddled away until the very next day.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand,
"Hey. You got any grapes?"
The man said "No, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay? Why not give it a try?"
The duck said "Goodbye." Then he waddled away until the very next day.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"
The man said "Look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all I’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go?"
The duck said “No.” Then he waddled away. Untill the very next day.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any grapes?"
The man said "THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, so don’t get too close!"
The duck said "Adios!" Then he waddled away. Untill the very next day.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man that was running the stand
"Hey. You got any glue?"
"You got any glue?"
"No, why would I– Oh!"
"Then one more question for you: Got any grapes?"
So, yeah. A well dressed duck.
We are owed quite a lot of them, there were so many requests!
A chubby cat holding a rifle.
A chubby cat holding a rifle, aiming at a turkey, with Goblins squabblin over which one to eat, the cat or the turkey.
Congratulations, lucky 500th poster! You've won our sweepstakes!
Like all the best sweepstakes, your prize is a chance to win something. In this case, it's a chance to win any drawing of your choice! Feel free to ask for one somewhere.
I volunteer to draw anything of DBNB's request.
ART CONTEST! I will award 50 points from my own personal collection to whoever has the best answer for the following prompt:
Goblins be squabblin'.
What is it they be squabblin' over?
You have all made this an excruciatingly difficult choice
Goblin mama be squabbling with them kids
This contest has caused me great mental anguish over the past four days.
At first, I thought nothing could possibly beat Petros's image. The goblins were exactly as goblinny as I expected them to be, with their jaundiced eyes and horrid teeth and long pointy fingers. But also, the sheer pathos of the squabble was worthy of admiration! This was no minor squabble. Right from the outset, the scrungy neckbeard goblin immediately has his knife out and he's uttering a horrible goblin slur. But despite the clear danger, this insult is so grave that this smaller goblin thinks nothing of launching himself through the air, fully, bodily, with nothing but his claws, screeching an even worse slur in an act of vengeance.
Then typewritercat comes in and draws a full-color image with lighting and everything, of two very adorable goblins squabbling over a stuffed goblin, which tells a story of its own. And it comes with a very evocative and mystifying background that reminds me of the dank, implausibly foggy caves at the beginning of Fable 3.
And then, MrSnuggles comes in, and you may well call him MrSquabbles because here he is, introducing the rare Omnidirectional Goblin Conflict Triangle, where these Goblins have raided an entire wagon of sorts that's owned by some kind of fancy duck. And who could have expected that? Duck Merchants are so rarely represented in fantasy works. And not only are they squabbling over the fancy duck through pure goblin violence, but they seem to have devised some kind of elaborate system using big dice to determine who gets what share of the loot (and/or who it is that gets to eat the fancy duck?) This image has it all! Intrigue! Lore! Worldbuilding! PERIL!
But just when I thought there would be no more goblins left to judge, Darius comes in and draws the most decrepit, foul goblin I've seen in a long time, in frightful dark lighting, spouting incomprehensible obscenities at her many goblin children, which tops out all these other images by far, as far as goblins-per-image is concerned.
I'm afraid giving only one of you 50 points would not do the competition justice. I will have to split 100 points up between you.
I am tremendously overjoyed, thank you.
Thank you SP! It was an honor competing with you all. Let's do it again sometime!
I'm honored :)
I would expect nothing less, you kre'gnat `vo-renk!
It's hard to believe we managed to push this one over 500. I never thought I'd live to see another thread this big! Truly these are great auspices for a new era of shitposts.