While I am certainly interested in the contest and will be paying a lot of attention, I can't actually partake in it. Plus, as we can see, the list of potential enemies is now non-existant given my only possible foe, Ebon, lost to, and this is true, Wibbons and Coins, of all people. Plus, I'm already 50k into a sci-fi epic, and normally I'm pretty busy in the Summers and really wouldn't be able to find the time.
Never the less, it seems like a very interesting contest, and I'll happily be paying attention and whatever else. Best of luck to the various writers, hopefully some have a few interesting topics.
1. Don't officially join the contest.
2. Write an epic in secret.
3. Announce that you wish to join three days before the deadline.
4. Publish your story
5. ???
6. PROFIT!
Joining just to kick @Digit 's ass.
Good luck getting out of negative points when I bury your story.
I, the great and righteous Corgi will enter the EPIC Contest, with a story of EPIC proportions.
Fellow contestants, prepare to be obliterated by the might of my doggy chain and woof!
Participants so far:
Chris113022
Corgi213
Digit (Took out 150 Loan)
EbonVasilis
ericyopy
Fluxion (Took out 130 Loan)
Mizal
SpartacustheGreat
TheNewIAP
I will easily crush those fools
I'll join.
I do not meet entry requirements as my only published story has a 4.7.
I'll consider whether I want to enter via the pm back door.
I was otherwise absolutely stoked for this contest.
Well, at least you used to think I was cool Mizal. I would have probably entered yesterday, but I couldn't. I've been trying to figure what I would want to write. I'll have to set my current project aside, which I don't want to do. I also don't want to whip up an outline and enter, then hate what I'm working on.
So we'll see what I do.
I've got two ideas. One is based on a campaign setting for when I host D&D. One issue I'm hitting is its being an epic contest. I prefer smaller personal stories usually.
Does anyone know what category a western would fall into on this site?
Depends on how you write the story, I guess. I think we're still lacking a category where historical stuff really fits in, so 'everything else' might eventually be the best fit. Unless you're adding sci-fi/fantasy, horror, or educational elements.
Thanks Romulus, Ogre, that's what I figured. I don't know of any Westerns on here, so there isn't a precedent for it. My intent was for a grounded dusty western, but where to setting was not the actual American Wild West, but a wholly fictional setting. My thoughts there wandered to what might replace the role of "Natives."
That's the only place anything fantastic might factory in, if the natives to that area were not strictly human.
I did not expect the EPIC contest to arrive so soon and I am extremely stoked however I am pretty sure I cringed when I saw that I only had 291 points. Only 9 away from the entry fee. I will go rate a few storygames real quick and come back when I meet the minimum.
Ohhh, you caught me...actually... Fanfic isn't qualified for Bucky's contest. He demands better.
Alright, I caught up on points. Time to announce myself into the contest,
Put me in, time to write like today is the last day on earth.
Sure I'm giving out loans! How much do you need?
Hell, might as well take out a 500 loan right?
So how much did you want Flux?
Yes, you very much just did.
On the upside, there's a(n albeit very slim) chance that you'll get it back if you win this contest.
There used to be better gods that occasionally roamed these forums, but the final one was let down by Ford during one of the previous contests.
Thats the spirit Mizal! Crack those fingers and get writing!
I might actually join this one, since I have an idea for a story that I've been meaning to write for ages. And I remembered I vomited 10k words on paper in one evening in one of the last contests I joined. Will probably decide somewhere next week whether I have time to also actually write a decent story.
I, too, would like to see myself get involved in this in some capacity. However, I first got to catch up with reading all(/most of) the threads first, since I haven't been online for a few days.
I will say tho, this contest does looks interesting, so good luck to all.
I had the same concern. What I'm piddling with relies on mystery at points.
How detailed does the plot synopsis have to be?
Happy to beta-read any and all entries (at whatever level of completion). I can assure you that my notes will be prompt and thorough. As to quality, check out my commended reviews and/or the recent feedback I got from donteatpoop. Good luck everyone!
i'm fuckin trippin on mushrooms rn, and having massive difficulties but ill ebter sounds good man
I mean, I guess this is also a way to get new story ideas. Would it be an idea to just write your whole story while on shrooms?
Honestly, a quarter of a gram could be interesting. But I was at a gram and a half with super low tolerance there, so I was Not OkTM to do much other than stare at the ceiling lol
Sweet. I smell redemption.
First things first: @Steve24833 Even if you did enter you’d get destroyed.
Secondly: I’m entering and will put forth my utmost effort into this contest to make up for past failures.
Thirdly: @WouldntItBeNice I challenge you to enter this contest, so I can once and for all prove that I’m the better writer. Since, for some reason, people are under the impression that lack of effort is equivalent to lack of skill or talent.
Fourthly: I wish all contestants the best of luck. This contest is going to be a fun one.
Wibbons is too crushed by his defeat in the last contest, so he isn't joining.
However, coins is in this contest so you might want to redeem yourself against him.
I meant equivalent as in that people seem to think, or act, as if they are one and the same. Not that one was worse or better than the other.
Oh, I know I lost. No argument there.
I would still like Wibbons to come and try to prove that he can do it twice. This time, of course, without myself getting distracted by a sandwich. @WouldntItBeNice
I mean, I probably could, yeah, but I don't have time. I'm gone for most of the Summer, and don't see the need to take away from my other work to do so. I'll leave the petty squabbles and losing to Coins for you guys.
Dude, you lost to Coins. So you've lost all possible chances to gloat. As decided in the lair, with all the gloating you did only to lose to, and I can't stress this enough, fucking Coins, you have no leg to stand on.
It'd also be way less funny if Coins wasn't in the contest. Losing to Wibbons or someone is so less pathetic.
Updating the list
AzBaz
BenCrucifix
insanebutvain
Malkalack
Ogre11
Romulus
ugilick
Yeah, I hoped that was clear enough that I wanted to join. But I guess I'm hereby confirming it!
After spending several hours playing through a hundred or so of the shorter games on here to get my point count to 300, and sweet talking Bucky to excuse my <5.00 score game, I can announce my entry into the competition.
A former contest winner no less! Good luck! :-)
That's probably less due to effective time management and more due to me forgetting about this site for months at a time before remembering the story I've been working on and returning to work on a page or two, but I'll remain optimistic.
I will be submitting an official plot synopsis and outline of concepts tonight in my attempt to enter the contest.
Edit 6 hours later: That's it. Fingers Crossed.
How many contestants are we sitting at now?
EbonVasilis (Bet for 754 points: Story must do better than Mizal's)
Malkalack (Missed 1 update)
Mizal (Bet for 754 points: Story must do better than Ebon's)
"Bucky can eat my ass with his faggot updates." - Malk
(That's the message he wanted to relay)
Honestly, I want to see if Malk can pull off a complete disrespect for the rules (And "The Man") by ignoring ALL the updates. If he does that AND wins first place. He doesn't’t lose any points and unlocks a special Che Guevara achievement, on top of all the rewards he’ll get for winning the contest.
Obviously if he fails, then he doesn't get shit and loses everything. Might still get the Nat Turner achievement though.
Interesting point.
Let's look at it: that rule does come with a built in measure for when and if an update is missed. As such, despite the word "mandatory" being in use it is clearly implied that missing an update does not disqualify a story's eligibility, but does incur a penalty. Other rules appear to be base requirements for the story itself, whereas the update rule appears to be an additional expectation, rather than mere suggestion, for the writer.
There were several "mandatory" school projects I never did. I was penalized, exactly as much as I was told I would be, but it didn't disqualify me from passing the class. As there was no stated additional repercussion for missing consecutive, or even all, updates, as a true stickler for the rules, I don't see a problem with it.
If they were really "mandatory," in that sense, as I pointed out, there wouldn't be a specification "for each update missed." As missing one would disqualify the work, rather than just incur a penalty as specified. I prefer language to be used denotatively, but that doesn't appear to be what we have an example of here.
I actually find this kind of discourse very interesting, so I hope you aren't getting the wrong idea. I'm not here to fuss.
It’s up to Bucky (and Malk to some degree). He just mentioned Malk making a deal with me, that’s the deal.
Either that or Malk takes the penalty and falls in line for the next updates, or he doesn’t and just keeps losing points with no possible reward for his behavior.
Only a pound of flesh will do.
We're over a half a month in and everyone is behind where they wanted to be! Time for an inspiring video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwMSnESidE?
Truly, words to live by.
Haha Thumbs up.
This sounds like it can be a damn good story.
The plot is pretty cool, and there is some nice character development. I can't wait to read it one day when it is finished.
Great story. :-)
Also Malk said he's agreeing to my deal. Also made a 500 point bet to beat Digit. He gets 100 if he does. He loses 500 if he fails.
Malkalack (Deal: Doesn't have to make an update thread, but must win first place to avoid point penalty. Bet 500 points: Must beat Digit. Wins 100 if he does. Loses 500 if he fails)
Wait, so how do we check our word count?(I’m not entering, just wondering).
Ford, is that one of your stories?
I know this is old, but I'll answer anyways: if you're on mobile, click "publish" to open up the first step to publishing. Right above the "Cancel" and "Next" things is a message reading "Word Count" and it says how many words you have written. In one of my stories, I have reached exactly 2,061 words.
So far Corgi is the only one that's actually been updating for his contest story on a regular basis.
Looking forward to all the SHAMING.
Honestly, I haven't been paying much attention, I just saw that Corgi's update was fairly recent and everyone else's seemed pretty long ago and given the last time I bothered to read the updates everyone kept saying they weren't doing shit/falling behind/giving up/starting over/etc., I figured he was the only one really doing anything and still on track.
Fluxion Update #4.
Get End's bony, spick cock out of your mouth, Flux.
It's okay, Fluxion. I mean, selling your soul to the Grand Master of the Dead isn't that bad. You have a chance to win, so long as you don't sell your CYS password on eBay.
Okay, sarcasm aside, me and some friends are betting on winners. Someone actually bet on you, Flux. He added $30 to the pot. He's counting on you!
Here's all of our bets.
POT: $70
If Corgi213 wins, I make a $20 profit
If Fluxion wins, my buddy Rob (nicknamed R.O.B.) makes a $40 profit
If Ogre11 wins, Chris makes a $55 profit
If mizal wins, Noah makes a $55 profit
If nobody we bet on wins, then we all roll dice to see who wins the $70 pot.
Tomorrow we'll be placing second bets, increasing the bets, and then wondering about who would win and why. This should help motivate you all to do better, but we can call off our bets if requested.
No keep these bets going. I’ll be interested in hearing about you all rolling dice to decide the winner of the pot.
Here's the current update with our second bets, with names in blue and money in green:*
POT: $210 (This stuff is getting real! I never expected us to go that big!)
EatTheCake is betting the maximum of $50 on Corgi213 (Profit: $160) and $20 on EbonVasilis (Profit: $190)
R.O.B. is betting $30 on Fluxion (Profit: $180) and $20 on SpartacusTheGreat (Profit: $190)
Chris is betting the minimum of $15 on Ogre11 (Profit: $295) and the maximum of $50 on ugilick (Profit: $160)
Noah is betting the minimum of $15 on mizal (Profit: $295) and the maximum of $50 on romulus (Profit: $160)
*U.S. currency used. Please use Google to veiw the translation from U.S. Dollars to, say, Chinese Yuan
We also had some rules to keep things from going crazy:
1. The minimum bet is $15.
2. The maximum bet is $50.
3. If you bet the minimum, you must bet the maximum next round.
4. You can't bet the minimum in the second round UNLESS you bet the maximum in the first round
5. If a user we bet on is SHAMED, the better does not get a refund. Instead, the money stays in the pot (we are actually using a pot to put the money in, too) until someone wins the EPIC contest.
6. There's one user who's name I forgot, but he doesn't need to post updates, but does need to get #1 in the contest to avoid penalty or something like that. We can't bet on him, because I imagine this is putting a small bit of pressure, knowing that people want you to do even better than you possibly can to win. So imagine that: You have to get #1 and having some one's wallet depend on you? None of that. Someone wanted to, but we decided to put in this rule.
That's all, folks. Tomorrow, we might raise the pot even more! Good luck to you all, and I hope this motivates you!
Who is Rogues? I don't see them in the list, unless you mean someone who we didn't bet on.
There really isn't. But we aren't that dumb. If the money actually keeps growing, then we'll probably cut most of the money we spent in half (The minimum bet is still effective, so you will at least have $15 in).
Then we get our money back.
So, mizal, are you saying to put off our bets? Cause "shame on you" seems borderline "stop this bullshit you fucking idiots" to me.
God damn, mizal, you are horrible. Don't you believe in actually friendly bets and some people who can't play our favorite RPG yet because I still have to set it back up?
To be fair, I wanted to bet $20 on my first bet, but wrote down $50 instead in the archives. And once in the archives, it must be true. So I set the $20 in with Ebon because I didn't want to go broke. I would've set $20 on both bets otherwise.
He really should double down on his bet for me. I’ve beat everyone entered in this contest at least once before. I think the only people I haven’t beaten are our judges panel.
Of course. I’ve also lost to pretty much everyone here, so make of that what you will.
Well, we may have forgotten you were in. Otherwise, yeah, we might have faith. Besides, we all just picked random people.
Okay, maybe it is. But, I'm going to just add that this is an EPIC contest, so we made EPIC(ly stupid) bets.
Dude, don't worry, we can change our bets if requested, or cancel the entire thing if needed.
No you can't. Definitely not.
EatTheCake is a fucking liar that did no such thing anyway.
What he probably did was talk to a bunch of other incel degenerates on 4chan who he’s counting as “friends.” Then he jacked it to some sort of fucked up porn. Most likely scat or shota rape. Probably some combination of the two because he’s a fucking perverted asshole.
But because he’s fucking 300 hundred pounds he got winded midway through, got dizzy and fell out of his goddamn shart stained chair.
So while he tried to get up and failing utterly because even with all that jacking his muscle tone resembles that of a faggot pygmy marmoset.
He calls for his mom to help his fat ass off the basement floor, but she doesn’t hear him because she’s too busy getting kebobbed in the ass and mouth by two Mexican guys that she hired to lay some pipe from Home Depot.
Meanwhile his dad is watching his mom getting stuffed like a taco with a spatula up his ass because he’s a faggot cuck and this is the only way he can get off and like they say, like father like son.
Never mind the fact that even if his parents weren’t engaging in their own fucked up degeneracy, they wouldn’t help his shitty pathetic ass anyway except maybe to throw it out in the gutter because they’re sick of him living there and curse the day that they didn’t engage in oral the night he was conceived.
So the only creature that comes running to Cake’s cries is the fucking cat. And the cat doesn’t really give a shit, it just happened to wander over to Cake because there’s even more commotion going on upstairs what with the Mexicans railing Cake’s mom and the poor creature was trying to find a quiet place to hide.
The cat, like all living creatures looks at Cake with distain and does nothing to help him. Indeed if it could speak, it would call Cake a waste of skin and it would be entirely correct. Instead, it marks its territory and sprays Cake in the face with piss.
Of course like a retard Cake doesn’t even get angry about it, he starts fucking laughing like the mong he is. In fact he laughs so hard he starts wheezing again, but this time he also farts which of course has follow through because he’s loosened his asshole so much with his mom’s blacken decker 400 horsepower vibrator he’s got absolutely no goddamn control over his sphincter muscles.
Between the laughing, wheezing, farting and shitting, it’s all too much for him he passes out for several hours. Meanwhile the cat has gotten bored and decided to also take a shit on the several rotten pizza boxes laying on the floor. The roaches are pretty happy about it.
Eventually Cake wakes up again, covered in roaches, shit, cat piss and sweat. With this brief moment of rest he finally manages to get the fuck up and log on to CYS to raise his post count by making up some bullshit story about some dumb bet over Bucky’s dumb fucking contest which everyone is fucking failing spectacularly at because they’re barely competent in the first goddamn place and their only saving grace is they aren’t EatTheCake.
Absolutely beautiful.
First off, what the hell is 4chan?
Second off, how dare you. My mom doesn't even have sex with my father, as he constantly complains. And my mum would never take a mexican's 1-inch penis in her. That's disgraceful.
Third, I'll have you know that I am smarter than the average guy my age. Just because I'm a horrible person doesn't mean shit. When you all are burning in Hell, I'll be playing World of Warcraft and Ocarina of Time up in Heaven. God bless America, you dicks really fuck things up. And can someone explain why EndMaster here hates me so much? He doesn't seem to hate everyone. So, tell me, End, should I just take this rifle and shove down my throat before I pull the trigger or should I go and leave the site until you decide not to attack the one person that no one will ever understand? How long, End, shall it take, to burn the idea of me being more than just an insignificant peasant into everyone's mind? HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO REALIZE ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE!
How long shall it take for you to learn to accept who I am, so I can forgive you?
April is autism awareness month.
Well, now that I'm not pissed at the world anymore, I'm just going to write my way into someone's mind with an annoyingly annoying post a perfectly good storygame.
SHAMED so far:
SpartacustheGreat (coins)
Fucking contest is Bucky's Vietnam.
Charlie got them.
Well when you put it that way I should calm down.
20 whole days? Ha. haa. Where am I at again... Oh.
Crud.
This was a terrible idea in the first place, should have just went with my one month long Fanfic contest. Would have been like a session with coins' mom, quick in-out, and everyone is happy when it's over.
But nope, Bucky had to go charging in pants on head drunk with this concept and now people are stuck in a quagmire, face down in the fucking mud, getting their asses shot off and watching their fellow CYSers getting strung up from trees with their cocks cut off and shoved in their mouths.
How about a one year extension, ehhhh? Ehhhhhhh Bucky? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
*Performs odd hand wiggle*
If I had till the end of the month I'd be a happier man. But IAP finished on time. He deserves everything!
I will be, I have the word count. Just slapping on a false ending
Corgi213 (FINISHED)
Digit (FINISHED)
ericyopy (FINISHED)
TheNewIAP (FINISHED)
Fluxion
@Bucky should we post the link here when we publish or nah?
http://chooseyourstory.com/story/the-last-chieftain
Here it is!
Not sure how much it means coming from a random lurker, but great job to everyone who completed their stories for this contest! I look forward to reading them.
@EndMaster can you dock another like three hundred points, I want to go into the negatives
Done.
hell yeah dude
Just you wait everyone. I'm not done yet...
I've still got 24 plus work hours to bring it home.
I'd actually be surprised if you didn't turn in something given your other contest output.
Well thank you both for the support and confidence boost.
Time to get this done then. See you guys when I'm done.
I've done this once in the Discord, but I'll announce my failure here.
:(
At this point, with less then 4 hours left.
There is no humanly possible way for me to legitimately get 60,000 words. I barely made the 30,000 word count a couple hours ago because I was pushing it but at this point, I'm just formatting everything onto the website and trying to get as many words down as I can.
But good luck to those that did submit and I hope that your stories will go down in CYS history. Meanwhile, I'm just going to try to write as much as I possibly can... If I don't make it, then better luck next time.
Yeah, to be honest, I'm the very stubborn type so I was pushing my luck yesterday. I did eventually end up writing 15k words in less than 24 hours so that has to be some kind of achievement.
But yes, I do plan to publish it about in the next month or so. Since it's already halfway done and there's so much content that throwing it away would be a waste.
So wait, is this admitting defeat early or are you turning it in anyway?
If I did turn it anyway, it would be disqualified and I'd be shamed anyway right? Either way it's a lose lose situation.
Unless I wanna be a rebel.
I mean everyone is fucking up so badly at this point and dropping out, you might as well turn in what you have since it might at least result in avoiding SHAME even if you lose spectacularly.
Hmmm...
Ok I'll bite.
I'll be back.
Hour left folks.
Oh boy, anxiety increases.
http://chooseyourstory.com/story/supers-engage
Boom
It doesn't meet 60,000 words but I'm still submitting it.
(And then I'll take it down and pretend this unfinished version didn't exist.)
That's what Mizal usually does for contests anyway.
Mizal's tradition continues.
For now, the story is pretty darn linear, unfortunately. But that saves you time, right? It WILL be fixed.
If you want the truth: I probably could have finished this tonight, and done it right, but as a huge 49er fan, watching Jimmy Garoppolo probably tear his ACL broke my spirit. I was pretty much a walking corpse after that, and will be for the next month. *sad*
Time's up and the rest of you are SHAMED!
Wait, Flux is the one that jumped in the SHAME pit. Eric submitted something to avoid SHAME, he's just DQed and not getting his points back.
With a contest like this, it makes sense that there would be almost no turnout but at least the ones that made it are of good quality.
Also, since I DQed, can I just take my submission out? Or will I have to wait until the results are posted.
Alright, will do.
That was quite quick. Well I guess that's what happens when you only have three qualified stories to grade.
Also I just realized that one of the links in my story game is broken and I feel dumb. Next time, I need to not rush. (Or actually show up with a finished product.)