I'm going for a record. It's been three times I've been fucked in the ass, right? One of them for no reason, two of them well earned. I tried to shove a new dildo up my ass after the earned two and just relax, but apparently, I can't do that.
I shove one dildo up there and I can never use my asshole again. My bad I didn't read that in the policy anywhere. Anyway screw you all. I'm done trying to have fun on here and forget about my anal first experience. I'll just keep doing this with a different dildo. Let's get me to ten dildos!
EDIT: I'm a huge faggot
An admirable goal, but I don't think the twitchy worm thing living in your skull has enough attention span to make 50 accounts, let alone the actual record for a retard of true commitment. You can't even be impressively shitty.
I suggest you first wait for another MHD drawing on your situation. I thought your goal was to collect as much MHD content as possible, since it's the only logical explanation to repeat the same process over and over, despite always being banned at the end....
If you don't have one, a belt works too.
I don't see what the tactic is here. "I'm bad at harrassing you, so will you at least give me your pity?" has to be the most retarded subtext I've ever heard. Did you even really try to be a functioning member in the first place before you decided this was out of the question and chose this direction? It seems to me you just drew this conclusion based on two things you tried not working immediately. It's almost as if you didn't actually take time to shut up and learn anything. Have you ever applied yourself to anything before? I recommend not trying to kill yourself because this pattern of behaviour indicates you'll just try 8 different things, do then each in a half-assed way, and wake up permanently mangled. And having someone survive to let people know which internet person told them to kill themselves just isn't "a good look" for us, as some people would put it.
What did you do before getting banned?
Check my points page. Clearly, one mistake is not enough to warrant getting banned forever.
You made three mistakes. If you were anything like the previous noobs who "did nothing" before you, you probably thought we were retarded enough to think your new alt wasn't you, and pretended this was different in order to clear your slate.
Are we all going to ignore the perplexing idea of suicide by rats? How would that even work? Do you shove rats up your ass until you implode, or do you cover yourself with thin slices of cheese and get mauled/nibbled, or do you just become one with the rats and eventually get curbstomped by an exterminator? Curious.
"bowl on stomach rats" wow this just gets more confusing.
I fail to see how that would kill you. If you just have a bowl on your stomach, the rats could easily get out from under it, because a bowl doesn't contain anything that's outside of it.
How would they be under your stomach? I don't think you understand anatomy.
You still run into the issue of the bowl not being upside-down, but your diagram also contradicts your statement, since it clearly shows that the rats are not in the bowl!
Also you say rats, plural. I'm curious how many rats you could fit in a bowl. Is this like a ceral bowl or...
Ace aren't you a little too young to be doing this?
I liked it. So much passion. Really hit me in the feels. ^_^
Jesus fucking Christ, why the fuck do we allow this creature to use the same space as us?
You know, I think you'd benefit a lot if you didn't keep hopping into these misbehaving noob threads and redirecting the attention toward yourself by posting something almost equally cringe worthy.
I think I mentioned before the weird ongoing cycle of mizal being the nice mod and getting all the noob hate.
Noob: I'm going to be a twat!
Mizal: Please don't be a twat.
Noob: But I really, really want to be a twat.
Mizal: People don't take particularly kindly to twats on this site, so I strongly suggest that you...
Noob: *Is a twat*
End: *Bans noob*
Reanimated Noob: Mizal, you bitch ass pussy cunt! I'm going to make it my life's goal to mildly annoy you!
Mizal: ... What just happened?
Love that one. ^_^
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What the hell is she doing with all those mice!?
They've got long pointy faces like rats, not mice! :~(
Rats have all kinds of funny faces, but there's no way a bowl full of RATS would've fit in that little noob's tiny hand.
It sounds like you need to call an exterminator for these rats you've seen that are larger than a generously sized bowl.
You're right. It was a trick of perspective that made me assume the rats were small merely because the noob was small. I have personally measured the bowl against other things in the image that I know the scale of, and I can confirm that this is indeed a generously sized bowl of fully grown rats.
Too long. Each frame was hand-painted. It was my The Thief and the Cobbler. I almost ran out of budget and died before the camera panning over.
I'm confused what the girl was originally thicker than a bowl of.
Wow, no kidding. That really is an enormous bowl of rats.
Hahaha, see! They don't call me M "Consistency" HD for no reason. :~P
I feel like it'll only be a week or so before this comic is just a pile of noobs.
Whoever did this deserves a personal reward. Thank you admin for making my day.
Maybe it's the same admin who did this to me. Truly a genius in both cases...
That's a lot of violence ! What did he do ?
... The penalties might give a teensy tiny clue. ^_^
Given what I read on the forum and on his profile description, I think I get what this is all about....
Haha, It sounds like a lot of pent-up anger. Maybe he needs a Snickers.
Surprised they're having a problem finding beta-testers over there since that whole place is filled with beta faggots.
I'm confused why you automatically assume that your first game will be terrible. Do you plan to spend half an hour making a game that's under 1000 words, loaded with spelling and grammar mistakes and with practically no discernible plot or characters?
Honestly, writing a game with a rating of 5 should be relatively easy to anybody who puts in the bare minimum of effort.
Uhh... I think you seriously overestimate Ford's popularity if you think that he has a gang of people mass 1 star rating games for his amusement. I assume that Ford gives games a 1 star rating for the same reason everyone else does... Because they're really, really shit.
And that's an okay start, if a bit rushed. Two paragraphs isn't an awful lot to set up a story. Might want to flesh it out a bit, give people an idea of Emma's personality. Very difficult to tell where the story's going though. I mean, is it a romance, a mystery, an action adventure, or do you just kind of wonder around aimlessly doing random stuff?
I actually exclusively rate based on how Ford tells me to.
A lot of people don't know this, but Ford is a high stakes Los Vegas surveyman and the whole admin team is on his take
That's a pretty normal way to go about writing things.
Also, as long as you don't produce utter garbage, claim it's good and got unfair treatment, and then create alt accounts and cry about it like a fucking toddler, then you'll be fine.
It was 3 for me when I've read Iphone-7, and then cutoff jeans. But then it spiraled into one when the seething at Ford began, and then it became a lolrandom story with CYS fanfic implications.
But he's just a 'placeholder' character to her. Despite living in her head rent free, to the point that she's writing about him and taking lines of things that he's written and adding them to her own story.
Yup, just a placeholder alright.
Such a thing to accuse Ford of! Autumn is clearly not old enough.
He needs them to be at least 14.
So the Newbie section lately...this is all just the same person over and over and everyone is humoring them, right?
I don't think this is the same person, but then again, I'm not a mod.
Well never a dull moment either way. This kind of thing is almost the entire reason I check the forum.
So the MHD art cycle is stopped ? How sad...
I'll give it a shot... How's this? ^_^
Hey wait a minute! >:~(
Thank you, I stole them myself. ^_^
It's spot on !