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Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

(Enter generic newbie post here) 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago
Belcomez. B-)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago
The smiley on your post looks like Aman's moustach. }

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

(Enter generic welcome message here)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Welcome to the site!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

(Enter generic threat with promise of salvation if you follow me)

Oh, hello Con.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Welcome aboard TharaApples  =)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

(Enter generic question if the person prefers either Fire or Ice)

Welcome nice to have you here :)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Welcome!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Welcome. And as to the question Sliver asked, fire is lame. Ice is the way to go xD

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

So did you just insult me? 

(Enter generic threat to gain revenge!)

 Also welcome to CYOA.com, hope you enjoy your stay.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

No. Your cool just because your not in the pyro faction. 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Don't mock the legendary element of destruction >:(

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Welcome to this place. Don´t trip on the skeletons and undead lying around.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Just is. What are you gonna do about it?

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Correcting you on the awful grammar in your post..

''Just is.'' Just what the heck does that even mean?

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Did* Dang it!! I'm sorry for having a iPod with auto-correct >.<

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Words cannot get any wiser :D

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Hey Thara, you seem awfully quiet! Did our craziness scare you off already? Don't worry. The chaos faction (me) will protect you! Yes, the chaos faction is the most sane. Welcome to CYS!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Oh please. I am perfectly sane.  ........................ I think. 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Correct version :

Oh please. I am perfectly insane.  ........................ I think. 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

(In teacher voice) Mrs. Wolf, the use of inappropiate words is not allowed in this classroom. I know what word you almost said. STAND in the corner for 30 minutes!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Excuse me. I was just telling you to be quiet. I would never cuss...

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

(Again in teacher voice) You, asking me to be quiet. Detention for 6 hours. Another word and you'll be suspended.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

-walks out of the room-

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

uhm, kinda' i hope my shyness or weirdness in this case doesn't bother you or anybody ;x i've just been busy messing around with the kinks and stuff of the story viewer ;) I already am in the process of creating my first story and brain storming two others. *-* 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Nah, shyness isn't a problem! And good job on already starting a game!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Can't wait for it :)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Your saner than us, so your not weird. Look and read the "I found the mustaches weakness thread"

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

I will protect you from the crazy others.*                                                                                                                                                             *if you become my slave

 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Do you need a apple to hit your head? For brainstorming.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Welcome to the pit of loonies that is the forums. *Gestures to my padded cell* if you need anything, knock on that door. If you want to be killed repeatedly, knock on Galobtter's door. I'm serious, he has a mach 5 apple gun that will leave a gaping hole in your head.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

here are some of the diagnosis papers that I stole from the men in white suits. (The moderators)

Name: Aman

Disorder(s): Religious mania, Schizophrenia, Orinthophobia.

Charge(s): Mass animal abuse

 

Name: BerkaZerka

Disorder(s): Serial Killer complex, Schizophrenia, Chaetophobia

Charges: attempted murder of Aman

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

muahahahahahahaha, they still haven't gotten me.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Unfortunately Drakilian, they got you too. They have everyone on the forums...

Name: Drakilian

Disorder(s): Tuxedo Fetish, Hair-activated OCD, maybe severe NPD.

Charge(s): Mass vandalism of BZ and Aman's property through misuse of giant monstrosities, unlawful standing in front of what looks like some sort of tree.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

*Hand's SentinelPenguin my personal copy of my own file.*

I'd like that back after you finish reading it. :)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Wow... that was long, it's hard to summarize... here's another one.

Name: Endmaster

Disorder(s): Pyromania, Serial killer complex, Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Cotard's syndrome, Sadomachochism, (etc. etc.)

Charge(s): Simply read LoveSICK... I can't say anything more.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Name:Fireplay

Disorder(s): Pyromania, Psychosis, Clinical Lycanthropy

Charge(s): Mass Vandalism, arson, mass animal abuse, interfactional war crime (etc. etc.)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Can I see mine? >:D

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

You say suit fetish like it's a bad thing.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

I suppose it sort of depends on the suit...

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Classic black and white four button suits, amazing three piece double-breasted pin-striped three button suits, birthday suits, all kind of suits!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Sexy Gorilla Suit?

<.<

>.>

(I don't see Galobtter around... so you should be safe...)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Nope.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Doh!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Where's mine?

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Where's my file?

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Oops...I just happened to accidentally set my file on fire...

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

This is why we can't have nice things!!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Name: Silverflame

Disorder(s): Psychopathic, Night Terrors*, Schizophrenia*, Obsession-Oriented Rage,* Relative Sanity, (<- WORST PROBLEM) Gender Confusion Syndrome Nevermind, she is definitely a she...

Charge(s): shish-kababing people with a Valkryian spear*, harboring other crazies, 

*See Elizabeth in BtW.

Name: Galobtter

Disorder(s): Clinical Lycanthropy, Serial Killer Complex, Psychosis, Psychopathic.

Charge(s): Rape and triple murder, Attempted murder of SentinelPenguin.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

They crossed out tuxedo fetish simply because they believed it was a misanalysis... Unless you actually have one then?

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

If by suit fetish you mean I sometimes put on a suit and just stare at myself for literally hours on end, admiring myself, then yes I have a suit fetish. 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

No, the technical use of the term fetish is for sexual arousal derived from an object or body part not usually considered sexual. They mistranslated the "Love Suits" in your profile to mean you were doing something of a very different sort to the articles of clothing in question.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Is there such a thing as a fetish where one is aroused by oneself? (although really, it's perfectly natural to be aroused by my presence)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

I think that might just be NPD acting up... Unless the entirety of your solid existance is an object or body part not normally considered sexual.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Name: Amy2

Disorder(s): Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Split Personality Syndrome.

Charge(s): I honestly don't know... I guess she's here just for therapy?

 

Name: Bobmcbob (deceased)

Disorder(s): Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Mental Retardation, Morbid Obesity, Elephantitus, Gangrene, Bestialty.

Charge(s): Mass trolling, Sexual Abuse of the Mantis Shrimp that ripped off his genitals, thus killing him.

 

Name: SentinelPenguin

Disorder(s): Psychopathic, Schizophrenia, Clinical Lycanthropy, Serial Killer Complex, Mania, Dementia, Several Psychoses, Sadism, Phobiaphobic, Skooma Addict,(And counting)

Charges: Attempted murder of Galobtter, Interplanetary war crime, several crimes against peace and general humanity.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

"Writers, especially poets, are prone to bouts of madness." -The dude in that one movie.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Puh-lease, if they were really dedicated, they'd have a file on all nine of me. And they'd know my real name (I'm using one of my other personality's names).

In other words, they'd need a file on Rose, Amy, Anne, Mary, Ani, Nia, Kat, June and March. And they don't, so HA!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

*You forgot to mention attempted rape of drak (both of them)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

I knew something was missing from that file! lol

Wait, why am I charged with Mass animal abuse? I was thinking more mass murder/destruction since I (and Drakilian) blew up the moon and pluto and killed off a colony on mars according to some old war logs.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Shhhhh, I'm already due to the insane asylum for a couple of years due to the mass destruction of property, if they include the mass murder/ human experimentation/sadism  I'm gone forever...

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

*The men in white coats walk in...

THERE HE IS - GET HIM!!!

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

DAMNATION!
*runs for the hills*

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Sentinel you should do mine. 

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

We have a whole thread for these files now haha  ^v^

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

Anonymous Girl Here :}

7 years ago

I know I saw right after I posted this...

Anonymous Girl Here :}

11 months ago
Welcome :^)

Anonymous Girl Here :}

11 months ago

I don't like this

Anonymous Girl Here :}

11 months ago
I thought she was parodying something before I saw the date.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

11 months ago

Why did you remind me that this happened

 

I hate you

 

I'm glad I violently murder my past selves every 4 years or so.

Anonymous Girl Here :}

11 months ago
So what does my file say~~~

Anonymous Girl Here :}

11 months ago

It says nothing worth reading because Child Sent is a cringelord who uses the first paragraph of wikipedia article disorders as knowledge and I'm genuinely sad that he was enabled in this way

Anonymous Girl Here :}

11 months ago
Is there such a thing as a fetish where one is aroused by oneself? (although really, it's perfectly natural to be aroused by my presence) I get this guy.