(Enter generic newbie post here)
(Enter generic welcome message here)
Welcome to the site!
(Enter generic threat with promise of salvation if you follow me)
Oh, hello Con.
Welcome aboard TharaApples =)
(Enter generic question if the person prefers either Fire or Ice)
Welcome nice to have you here :)
Welcome. And as to the question Sliver asked, fire is lame. Ice is the way to go xD
So did you just insult me?
(Enter generic threat to gain revenge!)
Also welcome to CYOA.com, hope you enjoy your stay.
No. Your cool just because your not in the pyro faction.
Don't mock the legendary element of destruction >:(
Welcome to this place. Don´t trip on the skeletons and undead lying around.
Just is. What are you gonna do about it?
Correcting you on the awful grammar in your post..
''Just is.'' Just what the heck does that even mean?
Did* Dang it!! I'm sorry for having a iPod with auto-correct >.<
Words cannot get any wiser :D
Hey Thara, you seem awfully quiet! Did our craziness scare you off already? Don't worry. The chaos faction (me) will protect you! Yes, the chaos faction is the most sane. Welcome to CYS!
Oh please. I am perfectly sane. ........................ I think.
Correct version :
Oh please. I am perfectly insane. ........................ I think.
(In teacher voice) Mrs. Wolf, the use of inappropiate words is not allowed in this classroom. I know what word you almost said. STAND in the corner for 30 minutes!
Excuse me. I was just telling you to be quiet. I would never cuss...
(Again in teacher voice) You, asking me to be quiet. Detention for 6 hours. Another word and you'll be suspended.
-walks out of the room-
uhm, kinda' i hope my shyness or weirdness in this case doesn't bother you or anybody ;x i've just been busy messing around with the kinks and stuff of the story viewer ;) I already am in the process of creating my first story and brain storming two others. *-*
Nah, shyness isn't a problem! And good job on already starting a game!
Can't wait for it :)
Your saner than us, so your not weird. Look and read the "I found the mustaches weakness thread"
I will protect you from the crazy others.* *if you become my slave
Do you need a apple to hit your head? For brainstorming.
Welcome to the pit of loonies that is the forums. *Gestures to my padded cell* if you need anything, knock on that door. If you want to be killed repeatedly, knock on Galobtter's door. I'm serious, he has a mach 5 apple gun that will leave a gaping hole in your head.
here are some of the diagnosis papers that I stole from the men in white suits. (The moderators)
Disorder(s): Religious mania, Schizophrenia, Orinthophobia.
Charge(s): Mass animal abuse
Disorder(s): Serial Killer complex, Schizophrenia, Chaetophobia
Charges: attempted murder of Aman
muahahahahahahaha, they still haven't gotten me.
Unfortunately Drakilian, they got you too. They have everyone on the forums...
Disorder(s): Tuxedo Fetish, Hair-activated OCD, maybe severe NPD.
Charge(s): Mass vandalism of BZ and Aman's property through misuse of giant monstrosities, unlawful standing in front of what looks like some sort of tree.
*Hand's SentinelPenguin my personal copy of my own file.*
I'd like that back after you finish reading it. :)
Wow... that was long, it's hard to summarize... here's another one.
Disorder(s): Pyromania, Serial killer complex, Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Cotard's syndrome, Sadomachochism, (etc. etc.)
Charge(s): Simply read LoveSICK... I can't say anything more.
Disorder(s): Pyromania, Psychosis, Clinical Lycanthropy
Charge(s): Mass Vandalism, arson, mass animal abuse, interfactional war crime (etc. etc.)
Can I see mine? >:D
You say suit fetish like it's a bad thing.
I suppose it sort of depends on the suit...
Classic black and white four button suits, amazing three piece double-breasted pin-striped three button suits, birthday suits, all kind of suits!
Sexy Gorilla Suit?
(I don't see Galobtter around... so you should be safe...)
Where's my file?
Oops...I just happened to accidentally set my file on fire...
This is why we can't have nice things!!
Disorder(s): Psychopathic, Night Terrors*, Schizophrenia*, Obsession-Oriented Rage,* Relative Sanity, (<- WORST PROBLEM) Gender Confusion Syndrome Nevermind, she is definitely a she...
Charge(s): shish-kababing people with a Valkryian spear*, harboring other crazies,
*See Elizabeth in BtW.
Disorder(s): Clinical Lycanthropy, Serial Killer Complex, Psychosis, Psychopathic.
Charge(s): Rape and triple murder, Attempted murder of SentinelPenguin.
They crossed out tuxedo fetish simply because they believed it was a misanalysis... Unless you actually have one then?
If by suit fetish you mean I sometimes put on a suit and just stare at myself for literally hours on end, admiring myself, then yes I have a suit fetish.
No, the technical use of the term fetish is for sexual arousal derived from an object or body part not usually considered sexual. They mistranslated the "Love Suits" in your profile to mean you were doing something of a very different sort to the articles of clothing in question.
Is there such a thing as a fetish where one is aroused by oneself? (although really, it's perfectly natural to be aroused by my presence)
I think that might just be NPD acting up... Unless the entirety of your solid existance is an object or body part not normally considered sexual.
Disorder(s): Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Split Personality Syndrome.
Charge(s): I honestly don't know... I guess she's here just for therapy?
Name: Bobmcbob (deceased)
Disorder(s): Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Mental Retardation, Morbid Obesity, Elephantitus, Gangrene, Bestialty.
Charge(s): Mass trolling, Sexual Abuse of the Mantis Shrimp that ripped off his genitals, thus killing him.
Disorder(s): Psychopathic, Schizophrenia, Clinical Lycanthropy, Serial Killer Complex, Mania, Dementia, Several Psychoses, Sadism, Phobiaphobic, Skooma Addict,(And counting)
Charges: Attempted murder of Galobtter, Interplanetary war crime, several crimes against peace and general humanity.
"Writers, especially poets, are prone to bouts of madness." -The dude in that one movie.
Puh-lease, if they were really dedicated, they'd have a file on all nine of me. And they'd know my real name (I'm using one of my other personality's names).
In other words, they'd need a file on Rose, Amy, Anne, Mary, Ani, Nia, Kat, June and March. And they don't, so HA!
*You forgot to mention attempted rape of drak (both of them)
I knew something was missing from that file! lol
Wait, why am I charged with Mass animal abuse? I was thinking more mass murder/destruction since I (and Drakilian) blew up the moon and pluto and killed off a colony on mars according to some old war logs.
Shhhhh, I'm already due to the insane asylum for a couple of years due to the mass destruction of property, if they include the mass murder/ human experimentation/sadism I'm gone forever...
*The men in white coats walk in...
THERE HE IS - GET HIM!!!
*runs for the hills*
Sentinel you should do mine.
We have a whole thread for these files now haha ^v^
Check it out here:
I know I saw right after I posted this...
I don't like this
Why did you remind me that this happened
I hate you
I'm glad I violently murder my past selves every 4 years or so.
It says nothing worth reading because Child Sent is a cringelord who uses the first paragraph of wikipedia article disorders as knowledge and I'm genuinely sad that he was enabled in this way