The Weekly Review – Edition 51
FEATURING:
What's New Section giving the latest info on the Forums
Disdain for the gays: lesbianism causes heart attacks
The Featured Picture of the edition
Finally, a special interview with Sherbet (aka Sherb)
WHAT'S NEW:
In Newbie Central someone probably joined recently-ish!
In the Lounge unprecedented activity for the last few years!
In News and Updates there is neither news nor updates but instead a contest that will produce nothing!
In the Parlour Room all is quiet as usual!
In the Creative Corner stuff was moved and there's something happening!
In the Writing Workshop people posted some stuff this year!
In the Reading Corner people posted some stuff last year!
In the Advanced Editor’s Forum the usual scripting noob questions!
In the Feature Well someone threw in a rock instead of a coin!
In the Bugs and Problems section people probably complained about the Server Error in \ Application as per tradition!
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Disdain for the gays: lesbianism causes heart attacks!
In the dark early morning of a few days ago, Ravenic, in her now infamous anti-homo thread, declared her sexuality in bold fashion:
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The unprompted declaration of lesbianism caught even herself off-guard; prompting omnidirectional vitrol and at least one subsequent heart attack. Much to the relief of many, Ravenic has not recovered since. TWR has looked for expert analysis on the event:
Q: How could this have happened, [redacted]?
A: "As a foremost expert on lesbians and gays I can conclude with absolute certainty that ravenic is a closeted homo."
Q: Could this have been on accident?
A: "It's unlikely, but her sexual incompetence is infamous. I must be going now, thanks, love you, bye."
After reading that, what do you think? Is ravenic going to lean into her lesbianism? Will tcat kill her?
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Featured picture of the edition: Soundstorm's PMs from 2016
A recent dig into the past has revealed an unsavory gore nest as we all suspected. Some were there, able to remember the times and convulse in discomfort as the private information of such ancient degenerates was revealed.
![](https://i.imgur.com/nNPTj3t.png)
A reminder to us all the horrors of the past should not be repeated. Please consider this before using such asterisks and inline emojis.
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Special Member Interview: Sherbet (aka Sherb)
Q1: How did you first find this site and what made you want to join?
A1: I'm actually pregnant, so as an expecting mother I would appreciate easier questions.
Q2: Why do you write Choose your Own Stories?
A2: I'm not sure who the father is but I couldn't care less. My child is mine and I will be the best god damn mother on this fucking planet. You're making me cry just thinking about it I hope you're ready to compensate me for this.
Q3: Who are your favorite authors and what are your favorite stories on this site?
A3: I was craving fish sticks in chocolate cake so I made a cake and put fish sticks inside it but it reminded me of being pregnant like the chocolate cake was impregnated with fish sticks and it only got worse when I drizzled ketchup on it. It's like I ate a version of myself, quadruple-self-vore-like y'know? It just felt really weird and awkward and my baby vored a version of themselves that day. But god damn it tasted so fucking good.
Q4: Your interests are very wide-ranging, do you think playing computer games can provide good inspiration for story writing?
A4: I invited Sabley to belly bounce with me and she said no. What a bitch.
Q5: Any advice for other writers?
A5: Once I found out I was pregnant, like the day after, I flushed all the condoms from the box down the toilet. It clogged a little but it's not my place so who cares. I might flush my dental dams...is there any reason for me to keep them around?
Q6: How about some final thoughts?
A6: The father could be anybody really. I don't care. I really don't. I'm planning to get coochie surgery after I give birth. If you ask me if I care I will say "no" because I truly don't care who the father is.
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That's all folks!