You go into 2033 for 10 minutes and you get one google search, what are you looking for?
ChooseYourStory. Need to know if it's still here.
Pfft, that was getting pushed into the year 2030. Totally different.
ten quickest growing stocks over the last ten years
Come on now, it's one question a week. Surely you can come up with something that isn't from the top of AskReddit.
Ok I will next week
I wonder if porn in 2033 will come with a VR headset and a fleshlight plug in ^_^
I thought they already had that or were already working on improving it.
I've always wanted to try crickets. In the EU it is also now recently legal to use crickets as food ingredients in supermarkets.
You can crush them into flour or roast them and apparently they taste kinda like nuts or chicken.
No offence cricket.
I'm sure I've accidentally swallowed a fly once, so probably that. Preparation method: place it in my food, forget all about it, and consume it while distracted.
Snails aren't really insects but I've tried escargot before. I actually enjoyed it until my parents told me what it was, then I was slightly scarred.
Pretty sure Swift would have some answers for this question, him being the resident bug eater and all.
Ants really aren't that bad. They don't taste like anything, and they're so tiny that you can't really notice them.
Not actually an insect, but I will vote for Mudbugs.
And you boil them, with spices.
I had crickets one time. They were ground up into a powder and made into cheesy chips. They were pretty good. Probably because 1: It didn't look like anything like a cricket and 2: They were cheese flavored.
Other than that a couple of times I swallowed the odd mayfly that flew into my mouth.
I once had crickets in brownies. For all I can remember, they tasted like normal brownies.
I called first dibs on the Questionnaire, so clearly I should be the one to get it.
What is the sexiest name someone could possibly have?
You can't be serious.
Suck it. This thread is my domain now.
I'm smelling a Thunderdome match.
The winner takes all!
Life after death is real! Just, not as you expected. You now get to spend the rest of your (undead) life as a ghost!
What do you do with your freetime? Who do you haunt?
being able to pass through walls and be intangible and invisible, I would haunt the Governments of the world, looking through their secrets and hidden places.
Hey, I'm not the ghost here. That's YOU. What can you do as a ghost, Peng?
Fine. You can appear and disappear at will, but you're stuck looking like a ghastly version of yourself. You can interact with small objects, but nothing biological. You can fly through objects and potentially travel the world if you desire. Satisfied?
Implying that a Waffle House wouldn't survive the heat death of the universe and carry on as usual
I've always wanted to travel the world, so I'll haunt as many tourist spots as possible. The London Eye will spin dangerously quick and out of control, the Eiffel Tower's lights will flicker ominously in shades of white and blood-red (and probably spell out a sinister message in Morse code if I wanted to be extra), and the Statue of Liberty's torch will set fire to any boats that come too close by.
When I get bored of this, I'll go visit Petros' Waffle House.
I'd haunt pychics and mediums but deliberately give them fake information to make them look like idiots in front of their clients. Like:
"Your granny Ethal says she's so proud of you."
"Who the fuck is granny Ethal?"
What is the best jellybean flavor?
Personally I am partial to Jelly Belly's Juicy Pear.
What the hell kind of weird jelly bean is that?
And yes I know it's pear flavored, just seems like a really elaborate name for "pear"
Petros secret Dutch confirmed
passion fruit but all jellybeans suck
The orange one with the red spots is the best one.
"Orange one with red spots"
See now this is the proper designation for flavor.
The world has just ended. How has it ended and what caused it?
(shhh I definitely did not think today was Friday)
Gamma Ray burst from a pulsar 36.9 lightyears away that lasts for 36 hours in duration.
It's nighttime somewhere in the world. (I also, once again, thought today was Friday)
How old do you feel mentally?
Mentally I feel like I'm 22
13 (melts into distance)
Last week someone asked how old I was and my brother and I both said 12 at the same time. I'm 14.
I think the general consensus of the people who know me is that mentally I'm about six years of age. However, I feel like a particularly stressed eleven-year-old.
A FRESH fifteen you say?
It's funny that my brain immediately translated to this meaning me at the age of fifteen instead of someone who had just turned fifteen
What is the best film adaptation of a book you have seen?
What is one thing that people will remember you by? (Other than you like to write, you sickos)
Well, for you it may be the fact that you never posted these on actual Fridays
Darn, I was hoping people wouldn't notice this time.
Suranna you think you'll remember this time?
YOU DID IT YAHOO
That I'm retarded lol
who is this guy
The fuck is a penquin?
Maybe it's some type of palanquin. 🤔
that means so so much
Would you rather be the protagonist or antagonist in a story? Why?
Antagonist, Villain good thats why. The protag never has the ggod fun of mass murder! ^-^
I mean you can be a villain protagonist and still indulge in mass murder.
Protagonist because of the infinite plot armor so that Petros won't ever succeed in killing me.
But almost never in the beginning of the story, they usually die at the very end if at all. Otherwise they wouldn't really be a protagonist.
Alright, you can be the protagonist of "edge of tomorrow" or "chainsaw man"
The main antagonist of chainsaw man got herself eaten alive, not really the greatest example.
When the question was posed to me, I was more thinking about the classic whodunnit novels where the detective and/or the Watson don't usually die.
Pretty sure he's talking about Denji. ,':(
Living with perpetual depression still beats death by cannibalism.
Have you ever played danganronpa?
I was asking him, but thanks for the info. I'll troll you about danganronpa somehow.
Either, neither, or both, as long as I'm the comedy relief
An anti-hero could be either the protagonist or antagonist, so it doesn't matter