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So as everyone knows by now, I’ve had so many family losses this year, the reasons for such things will probably be made known all in due time (Like the next Gazette probably)

That being said, we can’t hold a candle for our departed forever, and one must always move on from these things.

Anyway, while I know there’s some current old time fucktard beating fun right now, I can’t let this wait like I was planning to, mainly because RK already fucking brought it up in his usual enthusiasm without him realizing it.

Which brings me to the major announcement.

Stargirl has ascended to be the Fifth Daughter! She's shown the appropriate traits and willingness to contribute more in the future to the site.

@stargirl

Congrats on the promotion Stargirl! May you reign long, and continue to roast people for years to come.

Thank you so much! I honestly wasn't expecting this. I'm so honored to become one your daughters. 

Congrats :D

Who is the mother?

America.

All of America's moms. The hot blonde ones.

Congratulations Stargirl! Well deserved, you're a legend. Hopefully you hang around for a long while yet.

     Congrats! So that's where the daughter stuff comes from? Random promotions? Well, not random but still endmaster's just promoting a family.

Apparently there are quotas to be filled.

what if suddenly 60 people met that quota? Wouldn't he have to raise his expectations by, like, a lot?

What

     just imagine, 60 people decide for no particular reason that they feel like putting a million times more effort into the site all at once, and meets this imaginary quota (that's maybe real) all at once, then endmaster has 60 "daughters" and to reduce the amount he has to raise the imaginary quota

I imagine End would have them all fight to the death until the strongest survive. No doubt Thara would probably win 1st place.

XD

And here I am thinking up peaceful solutions, what was I thinking? This is endmaster!

Please do better than the last one.

Really took forever wiping the cheese grease off the medal.

Or sleep on it.

ew, did that happen before?

     Hopefully it isn't revealed by the gazette my stupid filters block all the clickable images (I think they're images) that they use. When I get my own unfiltered account CYS is the first place I'm coming too, even if it means losing all my progress on a fresh account.

O...k?

Congrats Stargirl!

Congrats to stargirl.  

These latter era daughters remind me of how they kept giving out Roman titles well into the medieval period to various barbarian warlords and feudal lords 

Through the ashes of moldy cheese, rotten eggs, and piles upon piles of unwashed dishes, a star was born! Congratulations, stargirl! Yahoo! You did it!

Congratulations stargirl! First outliving your nemesis and now adoption. Congrats on the upwards mobility.

Congrats Stargirl, may your reign be pleasant and tidy.

Congratulations Stargirl!

Stargirl: not appearing in this thread

But she got her Thunderdome entry in in time while everyone else was sidetracked with Blister's meltdown, I admire this dedication.

Yeah, sorry, I left that for the last minute and then figured it was more important than messing around in the forums. 

But I really am grateful and I thank everybody who has congratulated me. I never imagined I would achieve this. :)

Congrats Stargirl. The bar is on the ground, so watch your step

I'm not really sure what goes into the makings of an Internet Daughter, but stargirl is cool so congrats!

Whatever happened to Cricket btw?

Daji is cricket's irl girlfriend, so she might know

She's enjoying piña coladas and sashimi on the cold beaches of the northern plains or something idk

Lovely relationship. 

Cricket told her she was going to be buying some ocean front property in North Dakota and then never texted again. :(

I noticed her to be unusually funny as of recently. Makes sense. Congrats stargirl.

Sorry I couldn't draw endmaster very well, his robes (they're robes, right?) have lots of wrinkles and creases and stuff and those are the bane of my existence they're so hard to draw. Not to mention fingers.

EDIT: and sorry for making Stargirl just a star, I took one look at her profile picture and I was like "No."

Thanks Avo. This is awesome. :)

Thanks. Sorry it's not very good...