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one month ago
Blister desired death so I'll be taking over. Proverbs 12:1 "Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but he who hates reproof is STUPID."

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one month ago
I feel like this and the render unto Caesar thing, and the my kingdom is not of this world thing, is why Christianity is such a good fit with western liberalism, constitutional republics, secular governments and all that. Probably comes from the fact that early Christians had to exist under a government that wanted no part of them. All religions leak into government, but Christianity can thrive without doing so, and a lot of other religions cannot.

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one month ago
"Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature, and movies... what we've seen, heard, felt... anger, joy, and sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing." - Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty Just kidding. This is the real quote.

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one month ago

Cool! New thread!

"I have a dream."

I feel like everyone knows this quote, but in a quote thread you need it.

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one month ago
I did that speech in elementary school. Getting the right amount of inflection and almost musical quality is tough.

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one month ago

" 'One day, you′ll leave this world behind
So live a life you will remember
' "

   - The Nights, by The Wellermen

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26 days ago

This is Avicii you uncultured swine!

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26 days ago

Really? I didn't know that they were who made it. After listening to it, though, I still prefer The Wellerman's version.

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one month ago
I'm reading Crime and Punishment right now and came across this little speech:

"You never reach any truth without making fourteen mistakes and very likely a hundred and fourteen. And a fine thing, too, in its way; but we can't even make mistakes on our own account!

"Talk nonsense, but talk your own nonsense, and I'll kiss you for it. To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's. In the first case you are a man, in the second you're no better than a bird.

"And what are we doing now? In science, development, thought, invention, ideals, aims, liberalism, judgment, experience and everything, everything, everything, we are still in the preparatory class at school. We prefer to live on other people's ideas, it's what we are used to!"

*Note: "liberalism" had a very different meaning in 1860s Russia than it does in the US today, lol

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one month ago

*Overly long pause*

"Never, ever, ever, give up."

*walks away*

-Winston Churchill

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one month ago
@RKrallonor has a quote of his he really likes too!

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one month ago

A quote from Winston Churchill? I think I saw the name mentioned somewhere before.

EDIT: Fun fact, I learned both of my quotes from school. It's not totally bombing my education.

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one month ago
Here's my "favorite" quote by Winston Churchill: "I hate Indians... They are a beastly people with a beastly religion."

Great historical figures often have both wonderful and terrible aspects within them, inextricably linked, and when trying to determine their legacy, it is hard to reconcile the incredible things Churchill did with his deplorable viewpoints.

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one month ago

I'm sorry, I don't think I understand.

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one month ago
He hated the people of India and viewed them as subhuman. Pretty racist guy.

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one month ago
He's considered a controversial figure these days. He was undeniably pivotal in leading the UK during WWII but also yeah, did a lot of harm in India and didn't seem to regret it. (India was under British rule at the time.)

Most historical figures are complicated that way though, humans are complex. Even Gandhi was known to be an asshole at times. (You probably don't know who Gandhi is. Relates to India though and it's a little like not knowing who Martin Luther King Jr is, so look him up: https://www.britannica.com/)

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one month ago

Even MLK was a huge womanizer. This is definitely known.

There's been some other shit that's come out about him though, but it's one of those things where you sort of have to make your own judgment call that he was just fucking around on his wife all the time or he was approaching freak level with the sex shit.

Nowhere near Diddy level of course, but there's a bit going on that he knew about some rape shit that his fellows were involved with and not only did he not try to stop it, he was egging them on.

Is it true or is it just the FBI making up shit? Well again that's what you gotta decide, along with if something like this cancels out all the other stuff he did.

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one month ago
Never heard anything about rape, but I think it's pretty well known by now he was screwing around.

Of course that's mostly known because the FBI was spying on him lol. My own hot take head canon at one point actually was that he might have arranged his own assassination when he realized they were about to come out with all his dirty laundry and undermine the movement, knowing a lot as he did about how public opinion worked. (Yes I know the prevailing conspiracy theory is that the government did him in, but why would they make a martyr when they had all this other info that was even better?)

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one month ago

Basically the rape thing was another FBI spy job. Here's a bit of it.

Guess more might be mentioned of it in a couple years.

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one month ago
They should've released that ten years ago if they wanted everyone to believe it, AI is too good now and the FBI right now is the most scuffed it's ever been.

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26 days ago
Ten years ago, no one would have thought either of those things were really possible.

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one month ago
Slightly unrelated fun fact: Christianity existed in India before the British ever set foot on our shores. Many believe that the apostle St. Thomas first spread the word when he reached the coast of south west India. European missionaries were in turn, quite surprised when the "savages" had their own version of the Christian faith. I wonder what Churchill would think about that.

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one month ago

"That's one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind." -Neil Armstrong

that's my quote for today. I want to do one a day, I wonder when I'll run out...

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one month ago

“All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was."
"No," said the old man, "that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.

   - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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one month ago

     Why are people taking so many quotes from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? I know some parts are kinda good, but I'd think we'd get some more variety. Not blaming anyone of anything, don't take it the wrong way.

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one month ago
If you read it, you'd understand.

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one month ago

I did. Well, listened to it.

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one month ago
Acoustic media?????? But that's really bad, or something!

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one month ago

It's just an adiobook... I like to listen to them while I draw.

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one month ago
Oh avo, Mizal is making a reference to this other commenter we had who used to talk about the differences in media between consuming visual media and acoustic. He was really particular about how what you read is better than what you hear. Just wanted to fill you in so you weren’t confused!

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one month ago

Oh. And "Oh avo"? That sounds condescending but I'm sure that's unintentional.

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one month ago
I apologize, wasn’t my intention. I sometimes type how I talk, but thank you for pointing it out. I’ll work on that!

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one month ago
Oh RK, always apologizing.

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one month ago
I guess I was worried I offended Avo, but I think she understood it wasn’t my intention to be condescending

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one month ago

I'm not offended at all.

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one month ago

No prob. When people say Oh, [insert name] it's usually in a bad way which is why I mentioned it.

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one month ago
That's a very kind way of putting it, RK means to say he was an delusional schizo. :)

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one month ago
Yeah, he became kind of strange in the end. Which was weird because he was making some really quality games before he had his “enlightenment phase”

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one month ago

"When you said that you hate yourself, it made me want to tell you all the wonderful things I know about you." - Rem

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one month ago
"Everyone must leave something behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child or a book or a painting or a house or a wall built or a pair of shoes made. Or a garden planted. Something your hand touched some way so your soul has somewhere to go when you die, and when people look at that tree or that flower you planted, you're there.

It doesn't matter what you do, he said, so long as you change something from the way it was before you touched it into something that's like you after you take your hands away. The difference between the man who just cuts lawns and a real gardener is in the touching, he said. The lawn-cutter might just as well not have been there at all; the gardener will be there a lifetime."
--Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

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one month ago
This is definitely a new favorite.

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one month ago

"On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died."

- George W. Cecil

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one month ago

"if you are going through hell, keep going" Winston Churchill

I'm not a huge churchill fan or anything, it's just that most of the quotes I know come from him.

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one month ago

“Many of my movies have strong female leads- brave, self-sufficient girls that don't think twice about fighting for what they believe with all their heart. They'll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.” - Hayao Miyazaki

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one month ago

"If you want something done right, do it yourself." -Charles-Guillaume Étienne

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one month ago

Well, I feel like I've exhausted The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, so time to move on to another book!

“Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.”

   - Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

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one month ago

I like ready player one. Is there a ready player two? I think there is.

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one month ago

We don't talk about ready player two. What ready player two? It doesn't exist. I have no clue what you are talking about!

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one month ago

What, is it bad?

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one month ago

In my opinion, it is a steaming pile of... male cow excrement... compared to the original. The first book didn't need a sequel in the first place, and while a second one might have worked out if it was done well, this one was not. It's like Pacific Rim, from what little I know about the original and sequel movies.

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one month ago

Whenever someone makes a good book and attempts a series, it always seems to go badly. Every time, as far as all the books I've read.

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one month ago

“Akane really is a sweet girl. She’s just a violent maniac.” – Kasumi Tendo

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For a bunch of hairless apes, we've actually managed to invent some pretty incredible things.

   - Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

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one month ago

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

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one month ago

     "Genius is one percent inspiration; ninety-nine percent perspiration." - Thomas Edison

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one month ago
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries." — France.

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one month ago

This is such a good movie. I was watching it last night. 

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one month ago

"Bring us... a Shrubbery!"

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one month ago
"Humans do one thing extremely well, and that thing is meth."
--some guy on reddit that just made me laugh.

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one month ago

That there was nothing so wrong in the world that we couldn’t sort it out by the end of a single half-hour episode (or maybe a two-parter, if it was something really serious).

   - Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

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one month ago
"Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me"

-Moby Dick

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one month ago

Somehow missed a golden quote from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, so I'll put it in here to make up for the lack of a quote yesterday.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

   - Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

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"Oh.. oh... oh dear. I think I am about to do something evil again." - Kasumi Tendo

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one month ago

"Those that drink their pee, don't know what they're doing."

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one month ago
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Translyvania." - Dr. Frank-N-Furter

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“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” 

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one month ago

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

   - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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one month ago

"Your actions constitute severe violations of many local ordinances and national laws... Not to mention several international treaties and the Android Rights Act of 1978. Ever consider a career in cataclysm management? Lemme buy you a beer." - Masamichi

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one month ago

“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” 

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one month ago

Forgot to do one yesterday, so I'll post two.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

   - Oscar Levant

Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

   - Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

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one month ago
Accidentally posted some quotes on the old (and gay) thread, so here's something new from my own material:

"The lineage rich in sin, shall be rich in the end. A gold crown for a gold king means a sold soul for the bards to sing."

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28 days ago

"A flaw of modern Republicanism is that decisions can't be made unless it is a matter of life and death." - Shinei Nouzen 

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27 days ago
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
― Friedrich Nietzsche

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27 days ago

On that note:

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

- Harvey Dent

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27 days ago

" 'You should always welcome being proven wrong,' Jason said. 'It means your understanding of the world just got a little bit better.' "

   - Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 2

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26 days ago

Found another Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy quote!

Don't mind me, just pushing down the italics...

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.

   - Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

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26 days ago
"Death comes for us all, a warrior is someone who does not let that stop them from doing what must be done." -Apollyon (For Honor)

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26 days ago

"Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you... for when you die, it will be... (falling sound, screaming) without honor." (crushing sounds)

-Master Splinter

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25 days ago

Not entirely sure how I missed so many quotes from this book, lol.

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

   - Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

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25 days ago

I forgot that part XD

Then shouldn't success be throwing yourself at faliure and missing? (Don't take this seriously, trying to fail will make you fail)

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24 days ago

Don't Panic.

   - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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24 days ago

You can't tell me what to do, I'm already panicking!

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21 days ago

Missed another day, so here are two quotes again.

pushing down the italics...

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

   - Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.

   - Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
 

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20 days ago

Italics:

Begone!

The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

   - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
 

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20 days ago

"Italics, Begon!" UD.

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20 days ago

"I like smashing mobs. Don't quote that." BionicLMAO (that's a youtuber, a specific one of his channels)

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19 days ago

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

   - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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18 days ago

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

   - Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

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17 days ago

"So long and thanks for all the fish." - Douglas Adams

"All the dolphins have moved on." - A Perfect Circle, in the song, "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish."

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17 days ago

No

Italics

I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

   - Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

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14 days ago

Missed the weekends, so I'll be posting three today.

(I'll post the next two over the course of the day.)

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

   - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
 

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14 days ago

Here's the second quote:

(I'll put the third one at around dinner time.)

There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to like in the fullness of time, and some that you simply want to push away from you with a sharp stick.

   - Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

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14 days ago

And the third, and thus final, quote for today:

"That's all, folks!"

   - Porky Pig, from the show Looney Tunes

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14 days ago

Something weird going on with the main page. I don't know if it's your tags or mine, but it's merged our posts, so I'm writing this for no reason at all. Other than to put paragraph tags.

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14 days ago
In fact, I'm just going to respond to this one too, to push the weird script era right off of the main page. And to do that, I shall post the age-old meme, the great comfort to incels the world over:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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14 days ago
Of course, that wasn't enough, so more must be done.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little peasant?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Imperial War College, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Francois Republic, and I have over 300 confirmed kills with a tome of activation. I am trained in magical warfare and I'm the top mage in the entire Imperial armed forces.

You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision magic the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the mana network? Think again, fucker.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scryers across the Empire and your astral location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my apprentice-level spells. Not only am I extensively trained in spell-casting and arcane combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Magic Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit arcane fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, heretic.

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14 days ago

No clue what these are, but at least it's helping solve the problem.

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14 days ago
Indeed, it has. But they are fun to read, especially the creative modifications of that famous copy pasta.

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14 days ago

It is kinda fun to read. Although I do cringe inwardly at how frequently swear words are used in such little space.

The front page font glitches really should be fixed sometime though.

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14 days ago
Well, I mean if they are going to be posted, might as well post this one:

Hark, what foul blasphemy doth strike mine ears, thou paltry, scurvy knave? I shall have thee know I didst graduate at the pinnacle of my class at the Royal Naval Seal Academy, and have partaken in myriad secret raids upon the Spanish Armada, and do boast o'er three hundred confirmed kills!

I am trained in the stratagems of guerrilla warfare, and am the foremost sharpshooter in all the King's forces! Thou art naught but an easy target in my sight. I shall wipe thee from this Earth with a precision such as hath ne'er been witnessed, mark my righteous words!

Dost thou think to utter such filth and escape the reckoning of this newfangled 'Internet'? Think again, varlet! Even as we speak, I summon my secret legion of spies across this fair isle, and thy crude IP address is being traced! Prepare thyself for the tempest, maggot!

The storm that shall obliterate the pathetic little life thou callest thine own. Thou art damned, youngling. I may be anywhere, at any time, and can dispatch thee in o'er seven hundred ways, and that is but with my bare hands!

Hadst thou but known what unholy vengeance thy little 'clever' comment was about to summon down upon thee, perhaps thou wouldst have held thy lying tongue. But thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou shalt pay the ultimate price, thou goddamn idiot! I shall rain down fury upon thee, and thou shalt drown in a flood of my most righteous ire! Thou art damned, youngling!

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14 days ago

Did you change it yourself, someone else did, or petros posted it that way to someone else?

This and the last one are variations.

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These are all over the internet. There are a bazillion versoins.

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14 days ago

Lol! I like this one the most!

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XD these are what petros said to me in the old abandoned thread.

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Oh yeah, that's right, lol. I thought it sounded similar.

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There are so many genius varieties, and technically they ARE famous quotes, so they do fit here. Even Canada has representation:

Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive-aggressive member of the entire Canadian population.

You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying 'thank you'? Think again, neighbour.

As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of syrup-drinking penguins across the northern territories, and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain gift cards, but donuts from Tim Hortons too. I'll say sorry now, friendo.

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14 days ago

This one is quite good too

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Canadian politness force

XD

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Definitely going to have to use this sometime. I really like passive-aggressive things, and only medieval times can top it in terms of quotes/monologues.

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Here is a good source for many Navy Seal Copy Pasta snowclones.

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14 days ago

Oooo. Gonna have to check that out later, thanks for the link!

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14 days ago

My daily quote for the day:

"These are all over the internet. There are a bazillion versoins." By Fluxion.

versoins XD

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14 days ago

I do want to point out that it's quite interesting that Avo can't resist any sort of conversation that goes on within threads. I'm not complaining, mind you. In fact, I think it's quite... wholesome? That's the best term I can think of right now.

I was going to write more, but I lost my train of thought, lol. Maybe it will show up later and I'll finish it.

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14 days ago

Sorry :(

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14 days ago

Oh no, I'm not angry/sad/annoyed*. In fact, I like to chat as well, so I get it. Keep on doing what you like to do!

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14 days ago

Really need to work on not overusing words, lol

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14 days ago

Overusing? Also, this is twice now that you've replied to yourself instead of editing the past one. Not that I'm saying I have a problem with it, there are just people that don't appreciate it. Er, don't like it.

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14 days ago

Really? huh. I did a [insert the name of whatever user did/does that quite often. I forgot their name, lol] !

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14 days ago

Huh? Is it like when people use cel or bezro as a verb, people who've got a reputation?

The people's names being used having a reputation is what I'm suggesting, not the people using the words.

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I think? It's basically just saying that you did something that someone else is really well known for doing. For instance, if someone constantly rolls a nat 1 on d20s, and they're called "Bob," then if someone else also rolls a nat 1 a few times in a row, it's common for them to say "I did a Bob!"

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Ok... but who's Bob?

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Why, he's the great sky god who saved the Deltans from extinction! All hail the Boooooooooooooooooooooooooob! (Pronounced Bob, but drawn out)

(Sorry for the very niche reference; it was hard to resist.)

In reality, it's just a common placeholder name that I used for this example.

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14 days ago

Oh. My favorite placeholder name is Bobby Jr. and yes I know it's random.

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14 days ago
I got the reference! I only read the first book of the Bobiverse books, but I liked it! It was kind of weird and fun.

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13 days ago

Yes!!! Finally, I have met someone else who has read it! I personally have listened to the entire series on Audible, and I highly recommend reading up to Heaven's River, as it ties everything up nicely while leaving on a simple cliffhanger. After that is 

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Not Till We Are Lost, which just feels like it was left half-written for a few years until they decided to publish it just to appease the masses.

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12 days ago
How's the series, UD? I read the first book a few years ago, meant to get back to it, but never did. I really did like the idea of it though, an engineer piloting and controlling several clone AI versions of himself across the galaxy, solving problems and making a new civilization. I'm assuming like any other sci fi series, it probably gets a lot weirder from here on out, right?

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14 days ago
Wait until they figure out how to PM instead of clogging the forums with faggotry!

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14 days ago

...I'm going to ignore this comment for multiple reasons. And before a mod decides to ban me or Liminal points at me my reason isn't something stupid like I didn't feel like it. I can take time to type it if you ask.

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14 days ago

I thought Liminal was talking about the recent wolf furry.

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14 days ago

Oh, I thought he was talking about the conversation UD and I were having? I dunno the people here can be confusing.

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That is who I was addressing. But congratulations to them for figuring it out so soon!

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14 days ago

Based on a recent PM I got about someone wanting a thread they created taken down, they've already figured that out.

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13 days ago

While that is a good point, it is kinda hard in certain situations to easily move the conversations over to PMs. And people probably forget that they exist sometimes. On top of that, it makes it so that others can't join in if they want, or even just sit back and watch the chaos.

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13 days ago

Finally figured out a good way to finish this!

So here's the whole thing, completed, for the few out there who might care:

I do want to point out that it's quite interesting that Avo can't resist any sort of conversation that goes on within threads.  (Not that I'm complaining, mind you; It breathes some life into the sometimes stale forums.) Then again, I also have my own quirks, such as tending to post in blocks and clog up the front page with my posts before disappearing for hours on end.

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All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

   - Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
 

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This should really be fixed sometime

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around. Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. We’ve got mountains of content! Some better, some worse. If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first!

   - Bo Burnham, Welcome to the internet.

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“And yet, if tonight teaches us anything, it is that convention has held us back. We have bowed at the altar of caution, and we have paid a mighty price. Too many working people cannot recognize themselves in our party, and too many among us have turned to the right for answers to why they've been left behind.

We will leave mediocrity in our past. No longer will we have to open a history book for proof that Democrats can dare to be great.” --Zohran Mamdani

Bold words when the bar is so low a cockroach can barely squeeze under it, but I'll take it as a hopeful sign that they at least know how to hire better speechwriters now.

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Commended by Mizal on 11/5/2025 8:29:35 PM
I really liked this line from Watership Down, it'll be my quote for the day: "All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you."

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12 days ago
I really really really like Watership Down, perhaps you picked up on that somewhere.

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12 days ago
Yeah, I feel like your dedication to encouraging the youth to read quality literature has paid off in this case. I feel like you may be responsible for an entire generation of CYStians reading Dickens and Watership Down. It really is so good, and I kind of wish Blister checked out your rec in the "Books with Male Protagonists" thread before he died.

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12 days ago
Something from a robot because AI is getting bad.
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE." -AM from ‘I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.’

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11 days ago

Oh yeah, I remember seeing that quote somewhere. Kinda sad that I could kinda see the entire thing happening in the future.

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11 days ago
I had it in the old thread. It's from I Have No Mouth and I Mist Scream, I highly recommend it. (It's also linked in the old thread.)

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11 days ago

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

   - Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

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11 days ago

This quote reminded me of No Longer Human so I'll drop one of my favorite quotes from it!

“Mine has been a life of much shame. I can't even guess myself what it must be to live the life of a human being.”
- Osamu Dazai, No Longer Human

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10 days ago

See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.

   - Douglas Adams

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9 days ago

"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."

   - Joe Girard

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'You cannot see what I see because you see what you see. You cannot know what I know because you know what you know. What I see and what I know cannot be added to what you see and what you know because they are not of the same kind. Neither can it replace what you see and what you know, because that would be to replace you yourself.'

'Hang on, can I write this down?' said Arthur, excitedly fumbling in his pocket for a pencil.

   - Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

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8 days ago

After the civil war, when there was for the first time in US history talk of voting rights for women, many argued that women can't even take care of themselves. They need to, you know, be helped into carriages, and you got to take their coat etc. One woman spoke up who had a slightly different experience:

Nobody ever helps me into carriages, or gives me any best place! And, ain‘t I a woman? ... I have ploughed and planted and gathered into barns, and no man could head me. And, ain‘t I a woman? I could work as much and eat as much as a man—when I could get it—and bear the lash as well! And, ain’t I a woman? I have borne thirteen children, and seen them most all sold into slavery, and when I cried out with my mother’s grief none but Jesus heard me! And, ain’t I a woman?”

--- Sojourner Truth

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8 days ago
Never seen this one, thanks for sharing it.

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7 days ago

I was going to do something else today, but this post was too good, and I keep returning to it.

So here's a quote from this very website:

"In less than two months from now, you'll look back on this year as it fades away, so what do you want to see?

A writer who doesn't write in a graveyard of unfinished stories?
A compulsive liar surrounded by missed deadlines and broken promises?
A has-been clinging onto past moments of triumph, slowly fading from relevance?

You said THIS was the year you would ACHIEVE SOMETHING! Weren’t you going to be BETTER than last year? Surely REGRESSION wasn’t in your new year’s resolution? If you don't keep to your goals, you're LYING TO YOURSELF and everyone else. 

Come on, is this really the story you want this year to tell? A tale of failure, not because you lost the race, but because you never even made it to the starting line? Such a shame.

Laziness and apathy aren't quirky CYStian traits. They are bad habits. An EXCUSE for SLOTHFUL WAYS that keep you from achieving TRUE GREATNESS!

BREAK THE PATTERN OF PROCRASTINATION.
MAKE THE MOST OF THESE LAST TWO MONTHS AND FINISH THE YEAR STRONG.
WORK ON SOMETHING---ANYTHING---TODAY!
"

   - Mystic_Warrior, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

(Link to the original thread where this post came from)

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7 days ago
tl;dr

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TL;DR: Stop procrastinating, you lazy ass, and start working on something --- anything --- today!

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7 days ago
As for “Write what you know,” I was regularly told this as a beginner. I think it's a very good rule and have always obeyed it. I write about imaginary countries, alien societies on other planets, dragons, wizards, the Napa Valley in 22002. I know these things.

--- Ursula Le Guin

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6 days ago
"The point is, Wardens gotta actually get up and write so SindriV can stop being smug and condescending for existing during a time when someone would commend every turd he shit from his ass."
--Petros

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6 days ago
A fool will mistake a wise retreat as cowardice, as a coward would dismiss a brave advance as foolishness.

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6 days ago

Is that just you saying it, or is it a quote? If it's a quote, from who?

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6 days ago
Just me. :]

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6 days ago
Every time I play the Jerome gambit. Or as I call it the Leeroy Jenkins gambit.

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6 days ago

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

   - Oscar Wilde

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6 days ago

or to be taken/ reserved

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5 days ago

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

   - Robert Frost

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4 days ago

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

   - Oscar Wilde

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3 days ago

Tad late today, but oh well.

Here's the quote of the day:

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

   - Bernard M. Baruch

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2 days ago

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

   - Mahatma Gandhi

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2 days ago
"Nothing is covered up that will not be revealed, or hidden that will not be known. Therefore whatever you have said in the dark shall be heard in the light, and what you have whispered in private rooms shall be proclaimed on the housetops."

Modern translation: "release the files, childfuckers"

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2 days ago
"Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba."

- Mark Epstein

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I mean, I know trump has a big mouth, but a horse? That's pushing the bounds of what is reasonable.

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I saw the horse mention quite early on. As far as I have been able to research, Maxwell has no connection to a horse known as Bubba. She was a partial-owner, sometimes rider of a racehorse known as Irish Mist.

Also Mark Epstein has since come out and said that Bubba is absolutely not Bill Clinton in that email, although he did not say who Bubba was.

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12 hours ago
I bet that's not something you ever thought you'd have to research. Unlike Fluxion who sounded quite knowledgeable and confident on whether a man could successfully blow a horse.

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Well, in a major twist of fate that makes me certain the world is now crazy, Trump is asking for a vote to determine if the files will get released. There is an ever-so-tiny sliver of hope that it might work.

In reality, it still needs Trump's agreement before it's released, so this is most likely all just for show.

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There was something the other day about him wanting to investigate Bill Clinton, I figure the pressure has been too great and he's just hoping he can spin it now. (Basically exactly what MTG suggested to him that he went and attacked her for.) Though I'm wondering too if they could be locked down legally as "evidence in a federal investigation against the Dems" or whatever while he's still able to claim he totally wanted to release them. MAGA folks got real, real short memories. Still pretty weird though because if he actually wanted to couldn't he just like, release the files without the vote?

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12 hours ago
He absolutely could, just like he did with the files on MLK and Marilyn Monroe.

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Even if he did, there's been more than enough time to remove anything incriminating. Unless someone else has a copy of them. But then it would devolve to he said/she said. Or rather, he doctored/she doctored.

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All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

   - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

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"Ouch" - John F. Kennedy.

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That’s actually funny

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He didn't think so.

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Yea

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Check your game on the top rated page

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It's checked not check, and also if no one's replied to your message there's an edit button in the top left so you can add another comment onto the first instead of making a new post.

EDIT: sorry, top right not left

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Could be a command.

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10 hours ago

Yeah, I am slightly confused by the comment. Like... Am I supposed to check on my game? Did something happen to it? Is it on fire? O.O

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It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

   - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

 

This may or may not also be directed at a certain person who may or may not seem to be continuasly coming back despite it being very clear that they should not.

It was going to be posted soon anyways, but I bumped it up the list due to recent events.

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16 hours ago
A children's book about wizards is far too advanced for him.

But anyhow, he's been sent (or Sent) on his way again.

He might be an okay noob in another 4-5 years if he can just stop pissing in the well.

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10 hours ago

"When you throw open the doors of bathrooms and changing rooms to any man who believes or feels he's a woman… you open the door to any and all men who wish to come inside." - Also J.K. Rowling. :p

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10 hours ago
It would be nice if you guys wouldnt ban my account for doing nothing wrong

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10 hours ago
You're getting diarrhea again, dribbling your vile liquids in threads where they don't belong. Someone will be along shortly to clean it up.

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10 hours ago
No and fuck you emo

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10 hours ago
Sent gave you a choice and some options, you responded to him just enough to make it clear you were ignoring him.

It's also pretty funny how often you say things like this to me when from the beginning I've been the most positively inclined to the idea of keeping you around, if only you'd learn to be normal. I know you'll come crawling back to my inbox eventually though, begging me to let you keep another account and making promises of good behavior you won't be able to keep for longer than like, six minutes, you always do.

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9 hours ago

Also "emo" seems like a weirdly specific insult for this scenario. Like... If I were to try and think of some words to describe Mizal, "emo" is not one that particularly springs to mind.

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7 hours ago

Dis is not da wae

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7 hours ago
Was this really worth breaking the homepage for?

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6 hours ago
Oh my. I forgot about that.

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6 hours ago
Fortunately, it's not impossible to salvage.

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6 hours ago
Perhaps a few more posts will do the trick.

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6 hours ago
Of course, I could just edit the cursed Knuckles video post.

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6 hours ago
But it appears that there is no need. Home page should be restored now.

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Commended by hetero_malk on 11/17/2025 7:36:05 PM
You are an absolute idiot.

People were willing (temporarily until you communicated more) to ignore the fact you spent the better part of a month spamming the site with perhaps 100 accounts, gave you great advice on how to improve as a person and also gave you the space to try to do better and you completely failed on every level, then went one further and posted an AI-generated review. Of course it's AI, you can barely make a coherent sentence and punctuation might as well be calculus given your lack of ability to even use periods (full stops) correctly. You don't go from Forest Gump to Salman Rushdie without relying on something infinitely intellectually superior to you, in your case a computer program.

You have no one to blame but yourself and going around swearing at strangers who are doing nothing more than trying to help you is not the secret to a rich and fulfilling life. You should never have been allowed unsupervised access to the internet as you're perhaps a decade from being ready for that in terms of maturity and you deserve to have every account you make for at least the next year or two banned on sight solely because you lack the intelligence and ability to improve and then blame all of your mistakes on others (in that regard I can believe you might be 13, no offense Avo). Go and inflict your presence elsewhere for a time because, even as a joke, you're not worth tolerating right now.

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5 hours ago

... are you saying I'm immature?...

well I understand from my peers' behavior that acting like that can happen a lot at this age but none of them are that bad at writing. (no offense Harper, work on that when you will)

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5 hours ago
Lol :D

I think girls mentally mature faster than boys (usually), but regardless compared to Harper you're Yoda (though compared to Harper, we are all geniuses). I'm not saying Bunny Girl isn't immature at times but Harper is someone who'll ignore good advice and then swear at the people trying to help him, if that's not idiocy I don't know what is. I guess people who've been on the site for a long time, like me, sometimes get a bit jaded because a lot of the truly terrible writers / people we see are pre or early teens and very seldom do I see very good stories written by anyone younger than 15 or 16.

You'll probably be fine: you're positive and active, capable of learning and already showing improvement in your writing but if you're not in a minority, at least there are a significant number of teens who drift onto the site and stubbornly insist on metaphorically dribbling and drooling about the place, spewing absolute garbage in the forums and / or their stories or posting AI-generated crap (Who's Daiki?), though of course there are a few older nutters who go off their meds like Flutter or are just straight-up bad like Kiel and Seth as well.

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5 hours ago

Oh... thanks? I think?

I noticed that the thunderdome was called kill Avo or else which I found a bit funny and depresssing.

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2 hours ago
You'll understand when you're in your 20s just how humiliating it would be to lose to a 12 year old.

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one hour ago
Didn't Avo defeat Harper in the Thunderdome, or am I confusing lore? If so, perhaps that is what drove him over the edge. Unless it was Daiki? I don't even know anymore. So much lore.

EDIT: oh wait post below confirms my lore confusion.

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Neither Harper or Daiki have had anything to do with the Thunderdome, thankfully. Avo is just up against Cavus and RK right now and they're well aware of the lowercase, personal shame this could result in.

I am not sure why the Thunderdome was brought up here at all tbh, guess it's just been on her mind.

(Harper did however in the other thread claim he was 13, had ADHD, and then doxxed himself in a fit of anger. )

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Honestly at this point I suspect Harper has genuine brain problems that have nothing to do with ADHD, and nothing to do with being 13.

That is of course if he's actually 13, there are reasons I'm pretty sure he's in elementary school instead. And honestly the only possible excuse for the way he's acted is being a 9 year old with neglectful parents. (Only possible excuse for most of the way he acted, the AI of course is unforgiveable.)

But 13 would take him from annoying to just bizarre and depressing, similar of what claims of 17 did to Blister