Player Comments on The Wal*Mart Game!

Everybody light your torches and sharpen your pitchforks, because here comes Briar with an unpopular opinion!

Okay, I'm going to say it... This is one of those games whose ratings are skewed disproportionately positive because you can't even leave a rating unless you've dedicated however many hours of your life clicking random buttons in the hopes that you'll be able to figure out whichever fucking item it is that you're supposed to be using. (Here's a hint. It's the go-kart. Whatever puzzle you're trying to solve right now, I'd say there's a 90% chance you're supposed to use that bloody go-kart.)

Now don't get me wrong, I like puzzle games. In fact, I love puzzle games. I'd say the old-school point and click puzzle solving games are probably my games of all time. Tell you what kind of games I'm not so keen on... This weird brand of, "Spend several hours collecting a trolley full of pointless crap that you'll never end up using, until you find one item which you'll need to use for more than half the puzzles" games that CYS has going on.

Here's how I like my puzzle games: You collect a bunch of items. Every item is used once (maybe twice if you're feeling REALLY spicy) and then it disappears from your inventory and you never see it again. Also, most importantly, the puzzles actually make bloody sense! Like, "Oh look, a hungry monkey... And I have a banana. Whatever shall I do with this banana? And however shall I cheer up this hungry monkey? What a dilemma." Not, "Oh look, a group of terrorists. Whatever shall I do with these 100 useless items I have found, that no being in the world would have pockets large enough to carry all this crap in? Maybe I should use my go-kart for the 57th bloody time!"

I'm sorry but these games are just a bloody headache! There's no rhyme or reason to it, you're just wondering around aimlessly, picking up useless item after useless item that you're never going to use, wasting time searching for an Uber Ending tha doesn't even exist and driving around that bloody go-kart!

So, what did I think of the game? ... ... ... Yeah, it was alright. I mean, I don't think it's worthy of the ridiculously high rating it has (personally I preferred Jurassic Fairview Park, but that's probably just because it had dinosaurs.) Still, the game was very well put together. It came with a walkthrough, which is great for the pussies like me who can't be bothered to try again after one failed attempt. As a Brit, I had to appreciate the dry humour, and... Well, who doesn't like playing with go-karts? 6/8.

— Avery_Moore on 4/6/2021 4:35:14 PM with a score of 350

The game is fun, but holy hell is it hard. Eventually I had to resort to using the walkthrough. The game uses the items in a fun and unique way, and by the end of it all you'll have an arsenal of seemingly everyday items that you can use in creative ways to dispatch terrorists or solve problems.

Still, fun as the game is, it's not very well written. I noticed more than its fair share of typos and grammatical errors. Not to mention that it's kind of tedious doing some things, like having to check the lawn and garden section multiple times near the end in order to tell the manager you thought of something or check on the bomb.

Still, this game is a true CYS classic, and I really enjoyed it. 6/8.

Now to get that damn UberEnding...

— Chris113022 on 3/16/2018 9:13:04 PM with a score of 350

This was the most clever, complex game I have played on this site. It took me an hour and a half and I still only got the "good" ending, not the Uber. The writing is well done and I love the ability to pick up items and then use them, like old Zork. A lot of items went unused, but perhaps that's because I couldn't find the other ending. I would love to know what I was supposed to do after setting off the pipebomb to get the Uber-ending. The only complaint I have is that once in a while, if stuck, I was forced to run to each location and try using almost every object I had. That may be my fault, however. Oh! I love the fact that the writer knows every detail about every object, every specification and all. Heheheh! Great job..more!!! And thanks for playing mine! :)

— madglee on 6/10/2003 11:38:25 PM with a score of 360

got 2 of 3 and cant find 3rd.

— NinaAndZane43208 on 4/26/2024 12:56:50 PM with a score of 0

yeah if I had time I'd work out exactly how to use all those useful items to free the hostages, but I did try. Only the RC car was any use.

— JohnX on 3/6/2024 3:56:15 PM with a score of 0

Wow! Just wow! The game is full and dense and item uses are great! This is easily one of the best (and hardest) games on the site!😄

— AmazingAnimal5 on 8/14/2023 8:05:59 AM with a score of 350

Uber Ending == Non-existent

— tjp623 on 7/10/2022 4:51:04 PM with a score of 350

this was pretty interesting, but also pretty challenging. a good way to spend your time. would recommend.

— junapple on 10/27/2021 12:29:57 AM with a score of 0

I really enjoyed this game! I think the lack of item instruction was perfect for this type of game. It would've been pretty boring if you were spoon-fed every detail. I see why this game is so popular, and I may return to explore things I didn't get to the first time (if any). I did get to all 3 endings, but I'm sad the Uber ending wasn't available. I'm thinking that ties up a lot of the loose ends that were left unanswered. 8/8

— bondogggle on 10/25/2021 3:06:14 PM with a score of 350

The uberending doesnt work. Use the spy ear in the toys section.

— HyperX on 10/17/2021 7:18:27 PM with a score of 350

This game is incredibly challenging, and not in an enjoyable way. There isn't any clear logic to the majority of the "puzzles", you just have to try to use the right items in the right order, and sometimes do the same thing repeatedly. For example, Step1: going to a specific location, Step2:using the right item, Step3:talking to the right person, Step4: asking the right question, THREE TIMES IN A ROW. That entire sequence, three times over before you get the ability to move forward. You will feel like you have exhausted your options before turning to the walkthrough and figuring out you need to choose what seems like a dead end repeatedly.

— CrebbMastaJ on 10/7/2021 1:57:09 PM with a score of 350

Cool

— Cheese on 8/30/2021 11:23:42 PM with a score of 350

lot's of fun, really enjoyed it. so advanced for the type of things on this website, dont think i have ever seen a inventory system in this on this website.

— UnlinedBucket2 on 5/25/2021 2:36:18 PM with a score of 350

I found the Lame ending, then the (under-construction) way to the Uber-ending, then the very good ending. Please complete the repairs so that I can explore the Uber-ending.

— Gamer on 4/17/2021 10:06:20 PM with a score of 350

"I had fun in it" - James

— czufelt on 9/2/2020 11:20:54 AM with a score of 350

I got the cool ending but I used the walkthrough (this game is very hard).

7/8!

— 325boy on 6/15/2019 5:58:33 AM with a score of 350

what is this tho

— lil gucci reeee on 6/13/2019 11:45:00 PM with a score of 0

noice

— #lulalivre on 5/19/2019 4:33:21 PM with a score of 350

Its bit hard but still enjoyable none the less

— storyboi on 5/15/2019 11:25:58 AM with a score of 0

Walkthrough: http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-parlor-room/message/87

— save1 on 5/9/2019 1:28:56 PM with a score of 350

It’s really funny
I guess

— Mikah on 5/6/2019 10:37:00 AM with a score of 25

Amazing storygame. Unfortunately, I only got the “lame ending”, but this game is impossible, so...

— The_Broken_God on 4/15/2019 1:38:29 PM with a score of 0

It's so hard that I need a serious brain mode on ! Hahahahah

— Kuro on 3/10/2019 12:15:53 PM with a score of 360

this was a very good story great job making this

— SevenSteam on 3/2/2019 2:10:41 PM with a score of 350

The game is great!! But at one point (when you can successfully go inside lawn and garden), it seems impossible without the walkthrough. Great work anyway!!

— RamDanny on 2/9/2019 11:12:31 AM with a score of 350

What a fun and tricky story. Thanks for the ride! :D

— stealth5106 on 2/1/2019 5:23:53 PM with a score of 350

This was good

— MinecraftSteve on 12/11/2018 1:48:41 PM with a score of 360

Good game

— Mark on 12/6/2018 10:08:45 AM with a score of 0

HAHA I NEEDED THAT WALKTHRU HOW CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!!! It was fun though!

— Seikryn on 8/2/2018 2:32:06 PM with a score of 350

took so long. but was worth the time!

— rorothesleepyhoe on 6/19/2018 3:50:09 PM with a score of 360

It is kind of stupid, but at the same time it is actually fun. Since when will this ever actually happen? It is still pretty fun though.

— Libby on 5/20/2018 8:41:58 PM with a score of 10

The Uber ending isn t so hard, it s the cool ending that s complicated! (I apologize for the lack of punctuation here.) Hint: where should you use the spy ear)

— Alexandra on 5/11/2018 8:23:07 PM with a score of 350

This is great! It's really life-like ish something you get what I mean. It's kind of a bummer that the Uber ending doesn't work (for like 12 years) but it's still awesome anyway!

— Aani on 4/27/2018 11:17:04 AM with a score of 350

Took a while going through all those items, but great job! And I am very, very proud to say, I never once had to use the walkthrough. Now... Let's see about that Ubër Ending...hmmmm

— CatholicNinja on 4/18/2018 9:20:52 AM with a score of 360

Took a while going through all those items, but great job!

— CatholicNinja on 4/18/2018 9:18:34 AM with a score of 360

good

— PBCoCoNutz on 3/22/2018 6:59:27 PM with a score of 350

Easily one of the best stories.

— Pine_Apple_Pen on 3/2/2018 10:54:48 PM with a score of 350

Whilst really good in general, there was a number of typos and glitches. Overall this was worth more than resses cups!

— LUCKYFOX on 1/30/2018 7:01:41 PM with a score of 25

I got the 'cool' ending with the help of the walkthrough. But how do you get the 'uber' ending?

This was a challenging and creative game with good detail. Finney at times, it was very entertaining.

Only problem is, I couldn't figure out how to get the best ending, and that was probably bbecause I couldn't find a use for every item. Like how and where do you use the spy ear at? Or the fact blaster? Some things I just couldn't figure out how to use.

Over all, it was a fun game, but it's likely you won't find the best ending.

— BunnyCatMouse99100 on 1/28/2018 12:09:20 AM with a score of 350

woah

— Keelo_Ron on 1/3/2018 2:12:12 AM with a score of 0

I loved it. I reached the uner ending, but it is STILL under matinence. I loved the ending.

— Jreesebot on 12/5/2017 9:24:55 AM with a score of 350

I got the Über-Ending, or at least to where I can access the Über-Ending, which is still under construction. Overall, I really enjoyed this, but it got really confusing, and I only won out of trying random things in random places. I decided to give up after getting the "lame" ending, and I'm going to assume that since the last update was in 2003, that that's as far as I'll get with the Über-Ending. Still, amazing game, and really funny.

— official_evg on 12/3/2017 10:51:54 PM with a score of 25

Holy hell, this was a great game. When I first saw it, I thought, "Nah. That sounds stupid." I was wrong. Very wrong.
I can't find a single thing I don't like about this. It's hard, funny, clever, and satisfying. Props to you!

— ultraoverlord on 11/30/2017 8:48:08 PM with a score of 360

This is perhaps the best Story Game I've ever played! It was perfect in my opinion, so I rated it an 8 :)

I had trouble at first trying to figure everything out, but I really like how the author brings that difficulty to the game. It makes it a very well-written story and also very strategic, which I love.

Overall, great job to the Author and I would definitely recommend this story! :D

— parislover on 11/29/2017 1:14:57 PM with a score of 350

I finally made it through this. This game was well thought out and organized. Great job.

— corgi213 on 10/15/2017 10:16:08 PM with a score of 350

I TOTALLY CHEATED.

— Griseo on 10/4/2017 1:24:38 PM with a score of 350

OMG THIS IS THE BEST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED, IT TOOK ME OVER A DAY THOUGH!

— RocketGamer27 on 9/7/2017 5:46:05 PM with a score of 350

Made it to cool ending this time! :)

— TestingJest on 8/24/2017 11:41:40 PM with a score of 350

Got lame ending... it's fun to play quiz games with\against the terrorist at the dock with one of the toys ;)

— TestingJest on 8/24/2017 11:14:43 PM with a score of 25

To pogress on the uberending you have to get the spy ear and use it in the toy store. Currently you can't pogress on it but that's how you start it.

— FableArctic on 7/27/2017 3:06:28 PM with a score of 350

You should definitely fix that Uberending. I was looking forward to completing it...

— Jeffrey on 6/22/2017 11:46:59 AM with a score of 350

I never really knew how to beat the game (Is the Uber Ending possible?) so I just got lazy and went through a walkthrough . . . . But overall it was fun.

(Ya I cheated)

— BoogiliWoogili on 6/19/2017 4:44:22 PM with a score of 350

Really fun

— Likebeingawesome on 6/16/2017 11:18:28 AM with a score of 360

Thank you for this. Gave me some much needed fun.

— Yasmine on 6/10/2017 2:06:00 AM with a score of 350

Fun! Almost beat it without looking it up! Only had to look up answers for the VERY ending!!

— TreX18 on 5/20/2017 4:26:00 PM with a score of 350

great! now I never want to go to Walmart again, thanks!

— MORI on 5/17/2017 5:01:48 PM with a score of 0

This is a classic...love it!

— thequeen13 on 4/3/2017 7:32:19 PM with a score of 350

Took forever but was pretty good

— Iquarius on 3/22/2017 4:40:57 PM with a score of 350

This is incredibly silly, but still a great game.

— Guesty on 3/20/2017 7:48:34 PM with a score of 350

Great game, how do you get the uber ending?

— Fel on 2/3/2017 5:33:08 PM with a score of 350

Lame ending, what about the loading dock doors?

— BOB on 2/2/2017 7:00:03 PM with a score of 50

Still awesome... I keep on playing it over and over again. There are so many different endings!

— Tawnystar on 1/30/2017 1:45:22 PM with a score of 350

This game is awesome! I don't see any room or need for improvement, and it's one of those games where you could play it over and over again while getting different items and endings. This is definetly one of a few favorite games that I have played on the site. Even though it's a bit old, it's still very good with detail and plot.

— Tawnystar on 1/28/2017 7:57:10 PM with a score of 350

anyone get the uber ending?

— zavcex on 1/12/2017 4:55:44 AM with a score of 360

Fantastic!

— venyanwarrior on 1/5/2017 6:37:12 PM with a score of 350

good game, but a bit to complicated, and no clear implication on what to do on certain parts of the game. it gets really hard at some points where i had to use a guide

— joggy135 on 1/4/2017 10:41:09 AM with a score of 350

Awesome! I liked it. Although it took me a while to save the day by myself, if my crime fighting partner, Ladybug, was here, we could have gotten the job done so much faster.

— Chat Noir on 12/19/2016 6:16:17 PM with a score of 350

YAY I BEAT IT TOOK 4 EVER

— CeruleanFlare on 12/17/2016 7:50:31 PM with a score of 350

This is such a amazing story. The sentences are well-written and it has a good plot. I would recommend this to anyone who likes puzzles (or cheating at them to look cool.)

— yellowbelly on 12/11/2016 11:10:53 AM with a score of 350

that was such an immersive and tense story viewer game ever made , thanks so much for that gift!!! GG guy, GG!!

— DomGod on 11/9/2016 8:48:52 AM with a score of 350

How do you do the Uber ending?

— DoomTomb56 on 11/4/2016 4:50:45 AM with a score of 350

Very complex. It was difficult to find the end, but worthwhile. Some items I didn't use, so maybe you should add a use for them... unless I just missed it. Keep on making stories!

— Mage on 10/14/2016 5:27:20 PM with a score of 350

Very detailed, and I liked the inventory.

— VivaEva on 10/1/2016 8:24:11 PM with a score of 350

aha this was cool and worth a good laugh

— SinfulpetgirlRD on 9/22/2016 10:02:23 PM with a score of 350

It was great!

— bluepancakes123 on 9/16/2016 9:54:14 PM with a score of 350

Perfect.

— FabCatsStudios on 9/15/2016 4:30:50 PM with a score of 350

Extremely complex! So fun I enjoyed this game very much.

— Zane on 9/15/2016 10:22:19 AM with a score of 0

This game is really complex. I like the detail that was put into the game, and the fact that you can become a professional Wal-Mart hoarder. :)

I ended up relying on the walk-through, but h game turned out well, even though the Uber-Ending is not finished.

— WingsOnEarth on 9/13/2016 11:17:04 AM with a score of 350

This game is just mind blowing. You really have to use your head and think everything out when your playing this game. The rc car is really important so you should try it out in different situations. Don't be reckless though!

— Kingler1140 on 9/5/2016 12:36:15 AM with a score of 350

Wow yasssssss!!! I finally finished it! I loved it, Definatley jus as good as any other story i have ever read, or seen, or probably better! I have tried to finished this many, MANY, times, bu this is the FIRST time i have eve completed i! This was great, and i hope many more awesome stories like tis will be written!!!

— Ginnyweasleybooklove on 8/8/2016 5:44:25 PM with a score of 350

It was really fun and creative~
I got the Cool Ending. ^-^

— IndigoSpirit on 7/30/2016 11:31:04 PM with a score of 350

Got the cool ending!

— BigRonn77 on 7/25/2016 10:54:22 AM with a score of 350

This is EXTREMELY GOOD!!!!!!! 999999999999999999/999999999999999999 RATING!!!!

— JeremyOfTheStorm on 7/11/2016 12:55:53 AM with a score of 360

Coolio

— AlixeTiir on 7/5/2016 4:57:41 AM with a score of 350

<<030>>/// hey ya i was watching onna dem japenese animus when i felt the hot light of mah laptop and saw this bootifull gem on da desktpp 5/2 super gret gam (hope it don't git ruined by Barek Obummer) ye

— GEM on 7/5/2016 2:25:21 AM with a score of 350

Great game impossible with the walk through though.

— Whowoudlwin on 6/30/2016 6:46:27 PM with a score of 350

very fun

— myself on 5/26/2016 2:49:25 PM with a score of 350

Amazing!

— Roar843 on 5/19/2016 11:17:23 AM with a score of 350

omg so frustuating, had to use the walkthrough like a nub

— slanders27 on 5/18/2016 6:34:46 PM with a score of 350

The Uber ending was meant to be gained when you use the Spy Ear in the Toys section, but it is broken.
Did the Cool ending before (with the walk*thru) and did now the Lame ending (get the RC car, distract the guard at Tools and Hardware with it and opt to flee).

— Deadly Lion on 5/5/2016 9:07:34 PM with a score of 0

Fun but a little confusing

— ScorpionSpear45 on 5/1/2016 7:44:48 PM with a score of 350

Great game! Now how to get that Über rating?! Hmmm?!

— Player1 on 4/27/2016 8:31:11 AM with a score of 350

Fun.

— Rivertail on 4/24/2016 4:45:47 PM with a score of 350

IT. WAS. AMAZING.

— Violet on 4/22/2016 2:42:02 PM with a score of 350

It is very good! The only thing bad is grammar. And, no, i won't be looking for the Uber ending. The Cool ending was hard enough.

— Deadly Lion on 4/18/2016 10:41:35 PM with a score of 350

AMAZING!!!

— HaylOfPalletTown on 4/5/2016 11:01:50 PM with a score of 360

I saved Wallmart!

— MisterMeep5 on 4/1/2016 3:53:05 PM with a score of 350

i got the cool ending. my theory is that you need to use ALL the items in one way or another for the uber ending

— aadfg on 3/27/2016 6:04:22 PM with a score of 350

This was super fun and challenging. I got the lame and cool endings, but when I got to the part with the key to the uber ending, it said it's still under construction. :( I hope it's completed soon!

— dipstickdoggie on 3/6/2016 5:37:37 PM with a score of 350

Very good job.

— George from Walmart on 1/29/2016 1:21:26 PM with a score of 10

No matter what I do I can't find the überending. Other than that it was a great game.

— Elsa on 1/12/2016 11:10:34 PM with a score of 350

I got the notification that I had initiated the UberEnding but that it wasn't finished yet...after 13 years. Such a shame.

— aartbastiaan on 1/8/2016 1:41:03 PM with a score of 350

The Uber Ending is broken and that pisses me the fuck off.

— Malkalack on 12/6/2015 4:17:49 AM with a score of 350

Really great!

— S on 12/5/2015 1:06:28 PM with a score of 350

Very complex and lots of fun to play!

8/8

— Political on 11/29/2015 12:43:17 PM with a score of 350

Definitely one of the best storygames on here. I have to admit, I may have used the walkthrough for some of it ;)

— astoria on 11/14/2015 2:50:04 AM with a score of 360

Fun, I couldn't find anything other than the Lame Ending and the Uber Ending is broken, but fun nonetheless.

— user on 9/10/2015 1:21:42 PM with a score of 35

This was really hard, and a real treat to play.

— Warring_Turtles123 on 9/3/2015 8:47:52 AM with a score of 350

WOW! Great job! It was challenging and very fun/interesting! I hope to see more of your work! You are a great adition to the community!

— butterclaw on 8/18/2015 1:51:40 PM with a score of 350

I thought it was really cool and all, but I wish I hadn't
gotten "the lame ending". But after that, I don't think I'm going to even TRY to get the "uber ending"!

— Joanna on 8/12/2015 10:34:48 AM with a score of 350

It was very entertaining and engaging!

— user1 on 8/7/2015 3:07:33 PM with a score of 350

So fun!!!!

— Bluestarsgirl on 8/4/2015 10:32:03 PM with a score of 350

Awesome!

— SprinklezYay on 7/18/2015 2:40:42 AM with a score of 350

I loved the complexity of this story, it really is a challenge. Needless to say I completed the 2nd ending on my first try (hehe I'm really proud) but it was a challenge and it made you think. I've yet to discover the Uber ending and hope that I can soon figure that one out. Thank you for making this awesome story!

— Rae95 on 7/2/2015 7:32:19 AM with a score of 350

I wanted to get the Uber Ending but it's broken! Other than that, great game!

— ABomb on 6/4/2015 5:14:20 AM with a score of 350

Needs a sequel :D

— Likeabos on 5/11/2015 4:57:46 PM with a score of 0

Long, hard, cool, funny!

— Likeabos on 5/10/2015 9:58:23 PM with a score of 350

Wow it was extremely long and difficult but I won. YAY!!!

— kawaii_kitty on 5/2/2015 5:33:31 PM with a score of 350

Awesome game. I had to use the walkthrough to see how to make the pipe bomb but the rest was all figure-out-able.

— PirateDuzzo on 3/26/2015 3:20:51 PM with a score of 0

*chanting* sequel sequel sequel

— SuperBlobby on 3/2/2015 8:04:13 PM with a score of 350

Absolutely hilarious, what a blast!

— James on 2/13/2015 1:04:26 AM with a score of 350

Really weird ending... didn't expect it to be that easy - kidding! We looked at the walkthrough, but didn't finish it... We just started enough to see the RC car idea... sweet! great game... thanks for making it!

— Hipjiveguy on 1/15/2015 7:29:11 PM with a score of 0

Really enjoyable, I only got stuck at the end after neglecting the sporting goods, but it was a breeze~

— Yuzuki on 1/4/2015 9:30:08 AM with a score of 360

I LOVED THIS!!!! WAS SASSY,SILLY,AND HILARIOUS. NEED TO MAKE UBER ENDING DOH. that was the first one i "got" but it didnt have anywhere to go from there.

— ImJustASeaweedbrain on 12/30/2014 9:38:09 PM with a score of 350

Uber ending does not work.

— CHIKORITA123 on 12/27/2014 2:51:18 PM with a score of 350

Killed some time at work.

— Visivicous on 12/8/2014 11:41:07 PM with a score of 350

I'm a coward. It worked.

— Penguin_Master on 12/3/2014 4:35:28 PM with a score of 0

I wish I could find out the uber ending! But I already spent too much time on this story...

— Ygdjh on 11/27/2014 11:05:37 AM with a score of 350

IT WAS FUN YOU DID GREAT I LIKED IT.

— QUADEAH1998 on 11/27/2014 2:00:34 AM with a score of 350

I cheated using the walk through, but it was worth it! How did I ever think that this game would be boring… I won, by the way! This was fun!

— DeathWhisperer on 10/27/2014 5:30:18 PM with a score of 350

soo thats whut bruce willis felt like in die hard
i got the cool ending
i give it a 9.9 out of 10

— Shadow_Strider on 10/21/2014 4:30:57 AM with a score of 350

This is a great game. Fun, and challenging too... boy, I wish I could see the UberEnding.

— ScorpionIsAwesome on 10/11/2014 8:55:35 PM with a score of 350

Good game

— JaceColeman on 10/9/2014 8:21:12 AM with a score of 350

Really good.

— Flamepelt on 9/20/2014 8:03:58 PM with a score of 50

great game. had los of f;un

— bandit8768 on 9/6/2014 12:38:58 AM with a score of 350

Worth 10000 dollars!

— Allen on 8/30/2014 4:34:00 PM with a score of 360

Very good. That is all.

— jamescoker1226 on 8/9/2014 9:12:51 AM with a score of 0

Pretty good. I'd like to know what to do to get uber ending.

— mysteriegurl on 7/30/2014 10:18:03 PM with a score of 350

This was amazing

— Renzo on 7/24/2014 1:48:14 PM with a score of 350

ok good very lighthearted and a fun read.

— norton158 on 7/6/2014 1:43:04 AM with a score of 360

THAT WAS SO COOL
I wanted to save the greeter though... :(

— Anonymous on 6/18/2014 12:00:59 AM with a score of 350

Awesome game! I never that that there would be a game that stood up against Jurassic Fairview Park and it's awesomeness, but I've just found it right here! Oh, the great mystery of the terrorists, the adventures, and a random customer saving the lives of many. Loved the Skillz I got from the X-Box, by the way. Amazing and one of my absolute favorites by far!

— Zephyrme2847 on 5/26/2014 11:11:01 AM with a score of 350

The Best Storygame I Have Ever Played

— happicreeper on 5/22/2014 8:06:03 AM with a score of 350

Luv It

— happicreeper on 5/21/2014 9:45:22 AM with a score of 350

'twas fun, but took me a literal year to figure it out....

— buddster32 on 4/25/2014 9:12:57 AM with a score of 360

perf

— monjqve on 4/15/2014 8:19:02 AM with a score of 350

Fun but frustrating at times.

— Doge on 4/7/2014 11:10:29 AM with a score of 350

It was awesome and hard at some point. cannot wait till uber is put back up I got to it when that guy in play house but it said its under construction.

— 24freddy on 4/5/2014 2:38:49 AM with a score of 360

Wow. Just, wow. How do you even get the Uber Ending. It's impossible! I had to go to the walkthrough just to get the cool one. Fine, I had to go to the walkthrough to get the LAME ending, for crying out loud! It's really fun, but next to impossible. Very complex. Great game though!!!

— Random on 3/23/2014 3:42:15 PM with a score of 350

This was amazing great job :)

— Mrmukher on 3/20/2014 7:19:41 PM with a score of 350

Fun, but I failed.

Lol

— Failure on 2/1/2014 9:38:44 PM with a score of 0

This game is REALLY fun! It's so hard to find all the endings, though. It's better than any of the other games I've played here.

— Weavery on 1/9/2014 12:37:54 PM with a score of 0

THE MANAGER IS NOT THE HERO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID THE NEWS SAY THERE WAS NO MENTION OF ANYONE SNEAKING AROUND AND SAVING THE DAY!

— Joseph on 1/3/2014 7:40:43 AM with a score of 360

THE UBERENDING DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT ALL THREE ENDINGS.THE SECOND IS YOU BEAT THE TERRORISTS ANT THE THIRD IS THE UBERENDING WHICH DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Joseph on 1/2/2014 8:01:54 AM with a score of 350

I find this game very funny and intelligent. Even the dead ends are entertaining, and the hilarious empty-headedness of the main character seems to add the cleverness of the puzzle. Keep up the good work!

— Spacecats on 12/9/2013 5:50:20 PM with a score of 350

Awesome! :D

— Holy_Sword on 12/5/2013 6:03:57 PM with a score of 0

I got the über ending. You are save Walmart and catch the terrorists. I wrote down the steps email me at [email protected] if you want them. Go Walmart!

— That Walmart guy on 11/29/2013 8:38:54 PM with a score of 350

How do you get the uber ending?

— 987liz on 11/25/2013 9:16:02 PM with a score of 350

To get to uber ending use the spy ear at the toy section

— Matthew on 11/25/2013 3:41:12 PM with a score of 350

I really loved this game. The choices were very nonlinear and I enjoyed it! I hope I can get the über ending soon!

— TheGamingGreen on 11/24/2013 4:11:49 PM with a score of 350

It's an overall solid adventure game

— October1917 on 11/11/2013 11:34:24 PM with a score of 350

Great game, got second ending, uberending needs fixing! Love the use o items this story is addicting!

— Khaithanaz on 11/8/2013 9:23:19 PM with a score of 360

Great job! :D

I got the cool ending! I would've got the uber ending but it doesn't work...

— ssj3gohan007 on 10/24/2013 1:52:01 AM with a score of 350

Very fun and challenging, got stuck but figured it out with the help of the walkthrough. But one question, Where did the terrorist go?

— Devin Goranson on 10/21/2013 12:35:26 PM with a score of 350

fun but very hard

— sileighty13 on 9/27/2013 11:12:23 PM with a score of 350

Pretty fun

— jack10345 on 7/27/2013 5:06:37 PM with a score of 0

I thoroughly enjoyed playing through this story game. How do you get the UberEnding?

— saltandvinegar01 on 7/24/2013 2:22:43 PM with a score of 350

SUPER! awesome! if only there is also a cheat to the uber ending hahaha. but overall it's a great game and i wish i could take every belongings home and enjoy it :p

— laurentberceau on 7/23/2013 4:19:40 AM with a score of 350

Very long and so hard without the tutorial. Atleast it was for me

— GHastly on 7/20/2013 11:04:06 PM with a score of 350

This game is so clever, and makes incredible use of items!

— ThePuzzleMaster on 7/11/2013 8:51:03 PM with a score of 350

Please fix the uber ending

— Tim on 6/10/2013 9:21:52 AM with a score of 350

Finish the uber ending i was set up for that !! :)

— lukiagamer on 5/29/2013 8:38:55 AM with a score of 350

i got the uber ending on my first try without any help :D (actually, i thought that was the only ending) but it took me 3 hours and i nearly gave up. i hope u fix the uber ending soon. i can write a tutorial if anybody wants...

— davchoco on 5/27/2013 7:17:58 AM with a score of 0

pretty good, i just want the uber ending to come up

— Todd on 5/15/2013 8:45:52 PM with a score of 350

This game ate up about two hours of my life. I figured some stuff out and got pretty far, but then I realized that I didn't want to keep losing everything I had and starting over at such a far point, so I cheated a bit and used a walkthrough.
It's funny, but getting to the "under construction" UberEnding was WAY easier than the Cool Ending...
This was a really well-thought-out game and was fun to play! Too bad it didn't help me get my homework done, though... :/

— Christian_Writer on 5/11/2013 2:58:42 PM with a score of 350

This is the first time i played this and i got the lame ending... btw, this is the best adventure game i've ever played!

— Mark on 5/8/2013 8:23:35 PM with a score of 0

I counted three hours of work on this one

— Gabe Darnell on 4/24/2013 9:11:40 PM with a score of 350

really awesome and i liked your thinking of the touristes

— wood49 on 4/19/2013 8:28:53 PM with a score of 0

It was awesome

— 602231 on 4/12/2013 10:01:59 AM with a score of 0

It was wonderful! Great story, great strategy and I loved the great ending!

— madmax on 3/22/2013 10:35:48 PM with a score of 350

I wonder how many people used the walkthrough, and how many people were too stubborn to and sat at the computer for three hours and died repeatedly... :)

— Anonymous Person on 2/8/2013 5:04:28 PM with a score of 350

This storygame was AMAZING! It's inspired me to make my own modern adventure!

— MannequinLandx on 1/26/2013 2:42:22 PM with a score of 0

Awesome game! I heard the whispering and unlocked the key, but it still says the UberEnding is under construction (after two years?). Otherwise, it's really fun to play!

— Milla on 1/22/2013 1:27:23 PM with a score of 350

Loved it. So much. First try I got the UberEnding (although I admit I've watched my brother play this game for days on end beofre finally using the walkthrough, and I have an idenic memory, so I wonder if that couts as cheating.)

— SpraypaintThePichu on 1/18/2013 7:40:58 PM with a score of 350

Yay! I finished with the cool ending! I used the Walk-Thru quite a few times though.

— danmin on 12/20/2012 11:14:05 AM with a score of 360

lol, I got the lame ending on first try. Anyway, nice game!

— danmin on 12/19/2012 11:51:02 PM with a score of 0

interesting game...certainly never played anything like that before.

— MagmaArmor0 on 10/29/2012 3:32:46 AM with a score of 0

Awesome!!! thanks for the cheat sheet, my first time through I got killed

— zorphs on 9/6/2012 6:42:33 PM with a score of 350

The game was super fun and funny. It is quite hard, but hey that's what adds to the fun. There were a few spelling mistakes, but it wasn't a big deal. All in all, I loved the game. You should make a sequel, like at Target or the mall.

— BubuTheStoryfication on 7/30/2012 1:48:45 PM with a score of 350

Ha very fun! Not an idea for a story that i could have ever thought of! :)

— smarley on 7/26/2012 10:52:33 PM with a score of 350

cool but I still wish I oculd find out how to get the uber ending.

— hossaim on 7/2/2012 6:58:12 PM with a score of 350

that was fun

— midnightangel93 on 7/1/2012 5:12:10 AM with a score of 350

AWE-SOME!

— zackman634 on 5/13/2012 3:56:35 AM with a score of 350

i got the uber ending

— bells23 on 5/8/2012 4:01:19 PM with a score of 350

It was a good game ( I rated it 8). A little bit long, (heck, a lot bit long,) but it was good. Keep it up, thatguy!

— awsomestuff on 4/12/2012 7:47:51 AM with a score of 0

I BEAT THIS! Without trying to spoil the whole thing, All i'm gonig to say is: "And now, the news..."

— TeamJack on 3/8/2012 12:48:48 PM with a score of 350

A fun and funny game!

Good: The story is good and there are many choices to choose from. I liked the radio controlled car and disguise tricks!
Bad: Not enough clues given on how or when to use the items.
Ugly: I spent hours trying things: seemed to have gone everywhere and gotten everything even the Loading Dock location, but none of the other items seemed to do anything and I couldn't figure out how to use them. So I settled for the Lame Ending :(

— magcos on 1/25/2012 3:06:45 PM with a score of 0

The spelling errors made me groan at times, and there was a single glitch with the links... But overall, it's a very well-made game! :D

— Doodled on 1/15/2012 4:14:44 PM with a score of 350

Wow, that was pretty fun. Can't wait to see the Uber Ending though.

— Eli on 12/20/2011 5:41:10 PM with a score of 350

I got the LAME ending becuase i felt like it :S

— TeamJack on 12/16/2011 6:17:46 PM with a score of 0

AWESOME GAME I had to use the Walk-thru the wole way, but the game itself was AWESOME! BTW, what IS Formula L?

— Danny Zivian on 11/20/2011 1:03:04 PM with a score of 350

Great game. Was challenging but not impossible.

— kandbabies on 11/4/2011 10:49:34 PM with a score of 350

z0mg, I had to use to walkthrough! This took me FOREVER to do, even with the walkthrough.

— Alcosaurous on 8/31/2011 9:04:33 AM with a score of 350

First of all really terrific game. But i marked this game down for some reasons. I understand why there's useless stuff scattered about, but one thing that irked me was WHYYY you couldn't just keep the terrorist uniform on. seriously, think about it. it would make getting things alot easier. Another thing, I disliked the repition clicking in the end. Keeping the terrorist uniform on would've halte some of that. Also, you should've been able to give the guy the bomb materials right when you guys are planning to make a distraction,. Just having to mindlessly reclick through is not fun. also, minus points for making me click 3 times through the lawn garden place to get the final bomb.really? after all the times you made us go to that place, you're making us sweat MORE for the final bomb? once wouldve been enough.good game thoguh overall, im very impressesed and had alotta fun^_^ Kudos!

— ChaiHai on 8/30/2011 4:26:02 AM with a score of 350

Nice one. Would prefer something more serious with deeper background story, though.

— gregoriusbp on 8/24/2011 12:50:47 AM with a score of 350

AWESOME!

— StingyB on 7/8/2011 2:38:23 AM with a score of 360

Pure insanity of Wal*Mart-ness! Please make a sequel where terrorists hijack a Target or something!!!

— Gia on 7/6/2011 5:30:08 PM with a score of 360

I finished it, and not with the lame ending!!! I mean, I cheated but I finished it!:)

— Secretstarz7 on 6/29/2011 3:22:29 PM with a score of 350

FINALLY FINISHED IT
It was the lame ending, but still... at least I completed all the modern adventures now :)

— ThisisBo on 6/19/2011 12:43:35 AM with a score of 10

HOW DO YOU GET THE UBER ENDING??

— Jazzfanatic12 on 6/6/2011 11:05:19 PM with a score of 360

Really good. There are a lot of options, and fun for a while.

— nimblebobo on 4/25/2011 10:01:48 AM with a score of 0

The lame ending. I can't seem to find any other. I think i got close once, but I simply can't find that walkthrough link... oh well.

— jkulibert2 on 4/22/2011 4:35:38 PM with a score of 0

Whoo, that was pretty awesome. :3
I got stumped a bit though xD Yay walk-through! And thank the cyber gods for the back button!

There's also a glitch where you can restart with all your goodies to get more by going for another pipe after you already have one, but pretty sure all this stuff is mostly useless anyway :D You don't get doubles, you can just collect, like, all the magazines xD

Kind of a fun and witty game overall. ^^

— Restless on 4/11/2011 12:23:01 AM with a score of 360

I loved it, one problem. My first time through it said I had unlocked the key to the Uber ending! And then told me it was under construction. Please get that fixed soon!

— Anonymous on 3/27/2011 4:15:33 PM with a score of 350

I can't think of anything better to do than go to Wall Mart because I'm playing a game where I'm going to Wall Mart? Well, if I selected not to go to Wall Mart and obviously haven't gone to Wall Mart, then it's not a game about Wall Mart yet, at least not for me. Great game though, loved it.

— SindriV on 3/23/2011 12:11:07 PM with a score of 10

That took forever, but I finally got it. Poor RC car...

— Red45 on 2/27/2011 2:32:27 PM with a score of 350

So much fun!

— zippy07 on 2/3/2011 5:43:09 PM with a score of 350

this was fun! yeah i used the hints, but what was the spy ear for? the uberending? hmmmm 5/8

— fergie14233 on 1/7/2011 10:12:18 PM with a score of 350

holy crap THAT WAS AWSOME OSI WANT TO HAVE THE UBERENDINGN HURRY MAKING IT

— jake on 12/15/2010 6:33:09 PM with a score of 350

plz make that uber ending

— zzzz on 11/29/2010 8:19:05 PM with a score of 350

Awesome! I love this game. However, I want the UberEnding! I figured the beginning of that out before I even began the normal ending. I got the spy ear and heard the whispered plea for help. Then, I saw the message that the UberEnding wasn't available. Grr. But then I figured out the rest and all was well. :D

— Shadeslayer on 11/23/2010 11:16:09 PM with a score of 350

You should make this into a movie!

— Josie on 10/10/2010 8:53:45 PM with a score of 0

My mistake in the last comment. You use the SPY EAR on the "Toys" Page, and it can't be done before the Lame Ending, because you need the two quarters for the vending machines at the exit.

I wish the sticker guy, the RC car, and my 3rd Eye could have been saved, though...

— Jeff on 8/9/2010 4:26:09 PM with a score of 0

This was amazing. I had to use the walkthrough, but I got all three endings! (Although one doesn't work and never will)
The Uber Ending is actually waaaaaaay easier than the cool/great ending (forgot what its called), and can actually be done BEFORE the lame ending. Get the FRS radio and use it in the toy department. That's all.

— Jeff on 8/8/2010 6:12:46 PM with a score of 350

This game was AWESOME!!! I want the UberEnd now, though. I saw both Lame ends, but I had to use the guide on finishing the normal way :( I had almost all of the items, but couldn't tie it together. Oh, well, it was still so cool. GLITCH: When you are in the plumbing section, if you choose the bottom option (something like "Maybe I'll go do something else..."), you get taken back to the start screen, but with all your items. I used that to use the guide and not have to restart. I loved the game, 10/10, 8/8, whatever, it ruled. I have one complaint: In the normal end, the greeter who gave you your sticker is never found! I fought to save the people, and they get rid of everyones favorite. I literally almost cried when they said the old greeter couldn't be found :(

— Jetleo1 on 6/12/2010 12:44:53 AM with a score of 350

the best of the best

— VD2010 on 2/13/2010 7:51:49 AM with a score of 0

HOLY CARP, GET THE UBERENDING DONE!!!!!!!!! It is when you use the Spy ear in the toys section

— Sanchez13 on 12/12/2009 8:35:28 PM with a score of 350

Really, really hard to get through. But fun...

— Bushy on 8/24/2009 9:12:09 PM with a score of 350

i spent ages on this to figure it out how to get the best ending i got the uberending fist but it was still under construction. then i got the lame ending. And i couldn't figure out how to get the best ending i did what everyone else would do. WALK-THRU!

— Dazohan11 on 7/28/2009 3:32:30 PM with a score of 350

Great Game!!! Very fun
That was realy hard!!!
My first try is only Lame Ending:(

— saint_orton on 4/30/2009 12:36:19 PM with a score of 0

8/8. Great game! I only got the Lame Ending, though...

— Rain on 4/3/2009 8:46:34 PM with a score of 0

A 7 that would have been an Eight had the Uber ending been available. Cmon git er done! Great story.

— urnam0 on 3/3/2009 6:02:39 PM with a score of 350

its was awesome, confusing and hard...... i had to look at walk-thru bout 200 times

— i dont know on 2/24/2009 9:00:08 PM with a score of 350

Jeez, that was HARD! But it was very very fun, complicated, and well written. My favorite part was what you had to do at the end - if anyone wants to find out, play it for yourself. This is a wonderful game, and you are wonderful at making games. It was a bit too diffucult, but in the end, I still gave it 8/8. :D

— Aletheia on 8/3/2008 9:46:36 PM with a score of 350

This game was awesome.

— Wiisal on 7/28/2008 3:59:48 AM with a score of 350

GIVE UBER ENDING WALKTHROUGH, ive tried multiple ideas on how to find out about that fomula l or some shit. but MANG you gotta give it. ITS WAY HARD

— nerox on 7/10/2008 4:40:51 AM with a score of 350

It's so hard that I just couldn't give you an 8. You made me have a stroke, you know. :)

— Ashen_Snake on 5/25/2008 4:58:36 PM with a score of 350

Good game. Not the most interesting story but it worked well. Was very much like the old Adventure games.

— Zarok on 5/4/2008 12:03:33 PM with a score of 360

It was a good game, but a little confusing at times. I liked the premise (why else would i be playing this?), but it could have been improved a bit.

— BM on 4/30/2008 9:22:45 PM with a score of 10

This is a fantastic game.

Couldn't have been better.

— snowvioletjadecat on 3/24/2008 7:52:37 AM with a score of 350

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS HARD I just spent the last hour getting the cool ending, you think tht would be 15,000 lame endings, thank GOD I'm done.

— Expander on 12/29/2007 5:29:52 PM with a score of 350

Totally awesome. Realistic use of items, funny all the way through, playing it really brought the terrorist infested Wal*Mart alive!

— TheArmedHero on 12/1/2007 4:43:16 PM with a score of 360

this game is hard snd confusing you should go in steps and have more etailed walkthrough

— ken on 10/21/2007 5:28:26 PM with a score of 350

The Wal*Mart Game= Awesome!

— nierguy on 7/8/2007 5:21:45 PM with a score of 350

I could see a few spots where the game could've been put together better, but this is an extraordinary accomplishment. Very difficult to complete! I'm looking forward to the Uber Ending!

— Waluigi_Freak_99 on 7/4/2007 3:51:42 PM with a score of 350

Great game...I think I got the middle ending.

:D

— TheMagicDude on 5/27/2007 12:05:39 AM with a score of 350

"Sigh" thatguy. dont say you have a UBERending if you DONT HAVE ONE!

— Rommel on 3/18/2007 7:10:58 AM with a score of 350

What can I say? It's fun, it's witty, it's one of the reasons I came to the site

— Melike on 2/19/2007 4:49:02 PM with a score of 350

Whoa that was hard! I can't wait to hear the rest of the story!

— PrinceOProvidence on 2/13/2007 4:36:56 PM with a score of 350

This was interesting. Would have been nice to see the Uber-ending, though.

— TsukiNoBara on 11/27/2006 11:28:06 PM with a score of 360

I mus be stupid because that was hard even after reading the walkthough.

— qazlp10 on 11/24/2006 7:13:27 PM with a score of 350

A brilliant game. It took some time to beat though, and was a bit repeditive going through the Lawn and Garden section all the time.

— October on 10/22/2006 4:31:02 AM with a score of 350

That was Awesome!

— primates on 10/18/2006 8:43:48 PM with a score of 360

The Wal*Mart Game rules!! This is the best using-items-to-solve-puzzles game I've seen yet! Will the Uber Ending ever be fixed?

— Sethaniel on 10/3/2006 10:29:46 PM with a score of 350

In the TOT TOYS page, I think it would be fun taking a rattle or rubber fire truck and chucking it at a terrorist's head, but the game is made and will remain that way forever.

— hamburgerfish on 9/16/2006 2:08:46 PM with a score of 0

Try to fix the Uber Ending! I got the cool ending!

— hamburgerfish on 9/13/2006 7:41:09 PM with a score of 0

Wow, good game. I only got the lame ending

— hamburgerfish on 9/13/2006 5:58:46 PM with a score of 0

Played it again. Good use of items and variables. Interesting story.

— madglee on 7/14/2006 1:01:28 PM with a score of 360

i got the lame ending but i dont care lol. totally complex game. i like it.

— nate on 7/7/2006 2:28:23 AM with a score of 0

Great story, but you need the walk through in order to win. You should have put the hardness, "mosie through a minefield

— Jammy on 4/13/2006 5:18:52 PM with a score of 350

I am speechless at how incredible this game is with its storyline too...

— GodsSlayer on 4/12/2006 7:14:48 AM with a score of 350

This was one hard core game!

— gamer22 on 3/31/2006 2:46:54 PM with a score of 350

Great, fun, and exciting game. I felt like I was saving Wal-Mart. Sam would be proud of me.

— Chris on 3/11/2006 11:08:02 PM with a score of 350

This is the best game on this site. Well done.

— Joe on 3/11/2006 5:55:18 PM with a score of 350

WOW!!! That was hard to do. :) It was rather entertaining. Good job! :)

— Anna Marie Mac Gillis on 2/9/2006 10:34:35 PM with a score of 350

man you rilly need to let people see their score while im playing

— emory$$ on 2/1/2006 9:47:58 PM with a score of 0

VERY AMAZING! I got the cool ending by getting EVERYTHING THE GAME HAS AS AN ITEM. Last time I omly got some stuff and got the lame ending

— Silver_LAke on 12/18/2005 10:05:35 AM with a score of 350

veeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy long good game though

— jace on 10/2/2005 4:17:18 PM with a score of 350

some of the game makes no sense but it is fun allaround

— zack on 8/24/2005 8:23:20 AM with a score of 0

Cool game, but I did not get to see the uber ending. Oh well, let me know when it's fixed, and I'll use my spy ear to get into the playhouse, ha,ha. Also, I was surprised you didn't make the user have to find all 3 quarters before giving up the spy ear after 2. Guess you have to do that just in case they buy some runts...

— BigB on 7/26/2005 11:16:56 PM with a score of 350

Hahaha, that was great. How do I get to the uber-ending?

— Jason Mauss on 5/12/2005 12:20:40 AM with a score of 350

That......Was.......AWESOME!!!!!!
Thanx to the trusty walkthru...lol

— Luis Bernal on 3/4/2005 10:49:59 PM with a score of 350

That was AWESOME!!! I think that maybe you could make something happen with the junky 3rd eye or the smiley sticker, say giving them to a little kid so she won't cry and blow your cover =D But, anyway, it was awesome!!!

— Sierra on 2/21/2005 2:52:52 PM with a score of 350

That took way too long. I couldn't figure out how to use most of the items. But still entertaining.

— sincuirge on 2/18/2005 5:49:06 AM with a score of 350

This Game is the greatest game ever made by man! Play it! Right now! Go on, click "Play this game"! That's right, I'm watching you! Do it, already! Oh, and if you get stuck, use the walkthrough. Handy tip: If you don't want to erase your current game by opening the walkthrough, open the walkthrough on another computer, or open the walkthrough first and cut and paste it to microsoft word in case you'll need it later!

— The Mighty Hero Who Just Finished This Game on 2/15/2005 5:02:51 PM with a score of 350

The coolest game I have ever played!

— Desiree on 1/1/2005 12:53:09 PM with a score of 0

Yeah i finally win this game using the racing car to get pass the emergency exit!

— siti on 11/3/2004 12:18:40 PM with a score of 0

yeah! that was a great game, the best so far, i got the lame ending, but i actually thought the lame ending was kind of freaky, and funny, i guess no one cares about wal-mart after all.

— leon101 on 8/28/2004 11:19:21 PM with a score of 0

Great Game! It was just SO SO much fun! AMke more games soon!

— Jake Blake on 8/22/2004 9:59:09 PM with a score of 360

Very Hardand there goes 3 hours of my life but I think it was great game.

— RpgMan on 7/24/2004 3:30:40 PM with a score of 350

WOW THIS GAME is the best game i ever played! i evan won it (with the walkthru of chorse)wow thatguy you did i really did a good job i now see why you won 1st place FOR IMAGINATION!!! THATGUY I MUST CONGRADURATE YOU!!! 3 CHEERS FOR THATGUY!! HIP-HIP HOORAY HIP-HIP HOORAY HIP HIP HOORAAAYY!!!

— J Thunder on 7/10/2004 3:33:08 PM with a score of 350

Pretty cool; shame that the ultra-cool ending was never made.

— Kest on 6/23/2004 12:09:59 AM with a score of 350

What!! You only got a hundred dollars for this masterpeice! Had it been up to me, you'd have gotten $1,000! At minimum! This is easily the best game on the entire site! ON CORE! This one must have taken forever, but if you would, this site could use more of your work!

— IceFireKirby on 6/3/2004 8:02:16 AM with a score of 35

FIX. THE. UBER. ENDING. NOW!

— Tommy on 5/6/2004 6:08:20 PM with a score of 350

it was easy and im only 11!!!!!

— shuquita(code name) on 11/11/2003 11:26:43 AM with a score of 0

What an entertaining game... lots to discover and do. I especially like the path to the Uberending, though I wish I could have seen it! Thanks!

— vorfeed on 11/7/2003 8:15:10 PM with a score of 350

What an awesome way to kill a couple hours. I must say I am disappointed that the uberending doesn't work, cos I got it, and then had to hit the back button to get the lame ending. how do you get the cool ending? i swear i have every damn item in the WalMart. I'd like to be able to use the porkrinds and swanky suit, too. Sometimes, on Sunday, I like to go to the West Memphis SuperWalMart, which is in Arkansas. It reminds me that the human race has no future. Now I will have elaborate fantasies about terrorists when I feel the need to do some serious shopping. RAWK!

— sue on 10/19/2003 1:32:49 PM with a score of 350

Really great game!

— Daian on 10/2/2003 1:22:42 PM with a score of 350

Great game! I got the lame ending, but now I'll try for the good one.

— Freebooter on 9/12/2003 10:46:09 AM with a score of 0

It was so hard awesome game up until I couldn't figure it out, I had to look at the walk through because I didn't get the bomb option until I got canola oil and yeast but I had everything else. I'd loved the game but I got suggesdtions it was too hard,

— George McDougall on 7/27/2003 7:16:12 PM with a score of 350

Love that bomb bit. Otherwise, fun game to play

— Chris on 5/27/2003 9:44:04 AM with a score of 360

Great game, my man! I can see that a TON of work went into this. Got the cool ending. How about a walkthrough for the uber-ending, or at least some tips?

— Steve on 5/21/2003 9:57:35 AM with a score of 350

Now this is an excellent game. Kudos to you for actually being able to come up with something this involved.

— Martial Arts Master on 5/13/2003 8:21:55 PM with a score of 350

A very challenging game but once i worked it out it was quite easy

— Zapsterv02 on 4/29/2003 12:44:41 PM with a score of 350

THE LAME ENDING! WHAT! Anyway, great game, really difficult! It took me about 2 hours to finish. I had fun!

— Jade on 4/27/2003 2:07:34 AM with a score of 350

Well, I got the okay ending. I REALLY wish I could figure out what all I need to do to get the best. The big thing is that most of the items I found were never used. Oh well. I can see how this game won first prize in that contest!

— Renodox on 4/20/2003 8:38:16 PM with a score of 350

The best game on the sight. Glad it won the contest. I beat it finally!

— ESRTIOKNE on 3/13/2003 9:09:00 PM with a score of 350

Won it again woohoo i love playing this game Congrats on winning the contest. This reelly is the best game!

— solostrike on 3/5/2003 6:33:22 PM with a score of 350

Extremely wicked game! Now i finally know why its a nominee (lol). This game is wicked. I got the Cool Ending

— solostrike on 3/2/2003 5:01:15 PM with a score of 350

Still #1 in my book, next to Lodin's Quest, of course ;-)

— beholder on 3/2/2003 2:15:52 PM with a score of 350

Okay got the cool ending... need to get the uber ending. will do it!

— march5th00 on 2/20/2003 3:51:56 PM with a score of 350

We'll I have to admit this one is tough. I have ben playing it for over an hour and can't still get the cool ending. Got to settle fo the lame one this time.

— easterangel on 2/18/2003 10:55:47 AM with a score of 10

Just the Cool Ending! How the !#$@ do I get the uberEnding? Holy Carp (hehe), this is an insanely awesome game.

— Wal*Marted Out on 2/15/2003 9:48:19 PM with a score of 350

Hey thatguy! WOW! THIS GAME ROCKS! When finished it has potential definately to be the best game on the site. I think i tried every possible alternative but only got the "lame" ending. so im not sure if i missed something or not! Hopefully the game is finished in time for the contest cause you're a definate competitor!! Thanks for a GREAT game!

— march5th00 on 2/13/2003 7:07:53 PM with a score of 50

This game is so friggen sweet I almost crapped my pants. Good gawd! It's pretty difficult though, I can't seem to get anything but the Lame Ending. Better luck to you

— Oliver on 2/11/2003 9:41:34 PM with a score of 0