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(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Reveal your sexuality and be creeped out by the sheer amount of asexual people on the site. Also, uh, discuss...sexuality.

It's not a try hard thread just post your sexuality and leave.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Ford's right, there's a shit ton of asexual people on this sight. I mean, like, it's a bizarrely fucked up number.

Anyhow, bisexaul, or pansexual, or whatever the fuck.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
I'm normal.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
thought it was confirmed you were bisexual

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I thought it was confirmed she's a filthy ace, since the most sexual thing she's ever said is "That one actor has a symmetrical face".

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Hey, symmetry of facial features is generally accepted as an indicator of attractiveness. There's nothing wrong with that.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Mizal, your answer is not CoG approved.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
great time for me to come out and say I'm asexual

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Oh great, and now it's a "Hey everyone, look at me, I'm a faggot thread!"

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Oh really now?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Everyone here already knows I'm asexual, mostly due to Steve's insistence on teasing Ford about it.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

It's pretty hilarious, to be fair, and Ford deserves to be teased for it.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Meh, never had a problem with asexual people. They don’t typically bitch as much as the degenerates about representation and shit.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
What would we even say? "There's not enough asexual romance options!" ? That seems dumb.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Asexual people just don't have a sex drive, and I'm sure the cause of that is mostly just due to them being depressed.

So this thread is just going to out all the depressed people.

And the gays, but that's far less interesting.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Sure... depression... I totally have that...

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
You're with Ford. Need I say more?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Haha, fucking hell, when Killa goes out he hits home.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
That doesn't make me depressed, it just means I don't have standards :P

In all seriousness though, I'm pretty much the happiest person alive ^_^ I think I'd know if I was depressed.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
lmao xD

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Aren't you supposed to be studying or something.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
:( yes

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Seems like there's a ton of young teenagers claiming to be asexual now and my theory has always been that that at least some of them may just be like...normal people, developing normally, and confused why they don't match all the media portrayals of teenagers as hedonistic horndogs with sex being literally the only thing they think about, ever. Adopting the asexual label also is probably an easy way to circumvent the highschool relationship game and all the stress and social pressure that goes with it.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
I dunno, "hedonistic horndogs who think about nothing but sex" perfectly describes a lot of the guys I knew during my teenage years.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Kids with a history of abuse in their family also sometime remain really uncomfortable with anything involving sexuality even years later (or else become super casual about it, seems like there's rarely any middle ground...). Although a poll on tragic backstories might be a little beyond the scope of the thread.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
This is the most insightful thing I've ever heard on the subject. Probably the reason I'm the way I am.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
My favorite thing about asexuals is how bitchy LGBT types will occasionally get hilariously angry about them trying to throw their letter in the alphabet soup.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Man, that is so true! I listened to this one dude go on about how I couldn't possibly know what it was like to ostracized because I could pass as a straight person too easily.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Not that they need to explain it, but surely Ford and Leora must have some sort of “heterosexual drive” on some level if they’re with each other.

I mean it’s possible that they got some sort of odd robot relationship that only includes intense hand holding, but I’m not seeing them as completely “asexual.”

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
It's a very easy explanation. Ford isn't actually asexual. I'm guessing he said that to mess with Steve.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
She's asexual mentally but her body still gets turned on and has orgasms so we still do the frick-frack.

Ford: Feels and enjoys sex like a normal man.
Leora: Does not feel but still enjoys sex for the romantic love-making parts and happiness it brings Ford.

In conclusion: intense-hand-holding/8

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Well, I'm just glad that there's a new replacement for Nyct and Judy. 

Oh, how wonderful. 

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
I try my best to steer her away from love in public irl and public on the internet but it is very difficult. If you'd be so kind as to allow me three or four months to train her to not be cringey I'd appreciate it.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Awwwwww I love you so much! ALLOW ME TO DECLARE MY LOVE TO THE WORLD!!!

Nah, the only reason our relationship even comes up is that there tend to be discussions about romance in the Discord sever. I would have been entirely content to go on writing my storygame and mocking Ford behind his back, with nobody aware that we ever did any hand-holding.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Ford and Leora are confirmed real, though, so that's nice.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Everyday I further regret having shown her this site.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
But she is writing and may actually publish a pretty good story. Face it, introducing her to the site was the only moderately useful thing you've ever accomplished here.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
He means having specifically begged me not to join after I saw it on his computer and found out that he was lying to you all about having sex with me before we were dating.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
not a lie anymore :D

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Well if Leora's asexual, she's generally not going to be spamming retarded shit to Ford like Judy did to Nycto like "I'm so suicidal right now that I wanna fuck before slitting my wrists." or "I'm so worthless, come fuck me now before I hang myself."

Plus her name isn't as retarded as Judy's (Or BigBootyJudy as she once was known)

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
I made an absolute point of her username not being retarded. Spent a while on it with her and we had something good and then she turned it to slightly less good but it turned out fine. I think one of the options was Lioness or Lion or something and that turned into Leora.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
I believe one of your first suggestions involved putting 69 in my name...

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Aw dude, i remember that! "I wanna die." and "I hate myself" and stuff like that. What happened? Did she die?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Banned. So, in a sense...

(A)Sexuality

5 months ago

Now she's floating in the winds of Oblivion.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Asexual. I haven't never felt any real attraction to people, hard (heh) as I tried to. Maybe I haven't met the right one yet, maybe this is a phase, I dunno.

So yeah, here's another for the pile folks.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Maybe the issue isn't real attraction to people, but a lack of attraction to REAL people. Perhaps Digit can introduce you to a nice anime girl, is what I'm saying.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

@Digit hook me up fam

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Papi from Monster Musume.

Lilly and Emi from Katawa Shoujo 

Earth Chan

Mom from Cory in the house.

Student Council President from Prison School

Blue hair girl from heaven lost property

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Earth Chan is mine

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

mom from cory in the house is where it's at

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I'm straight. Feel like the more I look into it the more I was only ever a pretender to asexuality for social purposes and because I wasn't as horny as the other teenagers.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Nah.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
If you sexually identify as a Cadillac convertible that's ok too.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Pff, of course not. Engines are a social construct, Miz.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Before I would have assumed that the parenthesis (A) meant autistic sexual or something in this particular instance. I mean, seeing as how this is Ford that we're talking about here.

I however, have learned things. A great many number of things seems to indicate that Ford's just hetero trying very hard to keep up an autistic facade. 

In truth, he isn't unflappable and apparently me and End had him geniunely raging in his discord, spittle and tears cascading down his cheeks like the beautiful riverfalls of the nile. And all because he had a few of his points taken.

Now, while I can continue poking fun at Ford, that's just in bad taste.

With that said, I have some things to work on now. I don't need to take all of the fun in this thread, as I'm not too selfish. Ah, I hope everyone enjoys this thread. 

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
you think it's a facade <3

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

And Thara avoids answering the question.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

We will continue to assume Thara's a rugmuncher.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Hello, I'm Orange, I'm 19, and I'm bisexual.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
I feel like we just entered an AA meeting.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Well time to break out the electrodes.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Asexual. *leave* 

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
*waves*

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Hello, my name is Ebon. I’m just your average normal arrogant teenager. I’m male, in case you’re blind, (@Mayana) and I’m straight. Or, like how Mizal puts it, normal. 

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Nice to meet you, Ebon ^_^

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Likewise.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Well, I'm heterosexual, yet being the crazy Christian I am it shouldn't be too surprising (though less interesting). Despite what Steve may think, the fact that I don't have sex despite the fact that the teenage body has an affinity for sex doesn't mean I'm asexual. :)
Still, being single isn't as wonderful. :(

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I don't think you're asexual. I think you're bisexual, which I'm pretty sure you are, my definitions. You're naturally attracted to both men and women, but you chose to be attracted to only the latter. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but by that alone, you're bisexual.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Yeah... Your sexuality is pretty much just "who are you attracted to". The conscious decision as to who you actually pursue isn't relevant to your sexuality.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
I'm Christian as well, but have no desire to have sex with anyone. Therefore, I am asexual. I don't think one's moral beliefs really play into sexual attraction, though I wouldn't know since I've never felt it.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Actually, to Wibbons, they do, as he believes we chose our orientation, if I'm not mistaken. To a degree, at least.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
I suppose that makes sense, in the context that we control any of our emotions.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Pretty much this.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

What? So you think you chose to be asexual?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
No, just that if we are treating it as an emotion, it would be the same as controlling anger or sadness. The feeling hits, and you decide what to do with it.

My case would be different, since the feeling never hit in the first place. Under these circumstances, those who feel sexual attraction can decide how to deal with it. I don't have such a choice, because it is irrelevant to me.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Not defective.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Best response.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Between IAP, Ebon and Mizal's answers we're officially a hate site according to CoG.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Having 3 straight people makes us a hate site?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
You've clearly never enjoyed the company of a fledgling CoGite warrior.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Oh god... anybody on the internet who calls themselves a "warrior" is somebody I try to avoid.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Bisexual

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Hey you know what would be hot?

If Aaliyah and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes came back from the dead and started making out with each other.

Anyway, normal.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
With all the perverted abnormal weirdos on this site it amazes me still that the LGBT comp only got one entrant.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I'd probably suck the right dick 

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Yes

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
confirmed gay

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

no u

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

So what exactly was the purpose of this thread again, are we supposed to be dividing up into different gangs like they do in prison except based on sexuality rather than race?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
better idea than the orders

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Might be too soon to tell. 

This thread went a million different ways, as usual. The glory of The Lounge.

 

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I’m a normal man of God, not a filthy degenerate with unholy perversions or a hormonal imbalance stunting my sex drive.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Ah, I can never tell if these people are serious, and I'm never sure if I hope they are.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

This is anywhere between 0-100% serious, just to clear things up.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

So as clear as dog shite?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I thought I made things perfectly clear. What do you need me to explain to you?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Delightful, I hope it brings you joy to know your posts have the same value as fucking Slashy.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Asexuality is just prudity with a different name.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Heterosexually impaired.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Straight/hetero/"I like chicks"

Girlfriend is pansexual, and currently leaning towards the "I like chicks" end, but it changes now and then.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Prepare to get cucked

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Does the term cucked still apply if your girlfriend cheats on you with another girl or is there another specific term for it?

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I think it makes you a gold-star cuck.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I think everyone knows.

I'm like a triple rainbow.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
*GASP!*

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

Being a triple rainbow gay has to be a higher level than a platinum gay.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

I know lots of young people these days say that they're ace and all, but I think that perhaps I really am. I suppose it doesn't really matter. I like what I like, and I don't like-- and have never liked-- anybody! I just wanna draw comics and eat
Thai food and not touch butts. I think I realized this when I was a youngling, watching Disney films, falling in and out of love with the various dashing princes. It soon became clear that I liked the idea of running around in cape and crown than getting mushy with someone in one.

I had a boyfriend once, and we were cool and all but I don't think I ever really liked him like that. We were somewhat serious but all we did was hold hands and play parappa the rapper. Now we're best friends and he calls me up to talk about vaporwave.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago
Keep coming out of the woodwork people, you're breaking Steve's mind.

(A)Sexuality

6 months ago

It's bizarre to me, sure, but that's only because I have the decency to believe them, rather than thinking most of them are sexual and just not understanding it. 

(A)Sexuality

5 months ago

I'm a heterosexual male. 18 years old. Maybe I'm bisexual and I just don't want to be? I can find some men attractive.

Talk to me, people.

(A)Sexuality

5 months ago

Bam, take that, aces, another win for the bisexuals, even fucking Zag's dancing that line. When this war goes down between the bisexuals and the aces, we're going to win.